FabSwingers.com forum: Apparently it's lie to Posh week

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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I hate lies as a rule. Bloody stupid and pointless, they hurt people and wreck really good things. And I appear to be being a magnet for lies of all sizes this week (even the butcher got in on that shiz)

So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.

Gimme your best shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no it isn’t

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

I love you too...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Butcher ??

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Gimme your best shots

I don’t think you can take my best shots!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh no it isn’t

Liar

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I love you too..."

Liar

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Butcher ??"

Yep. Not you. The butcher here.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Gimme your best shots

I don’t think you can take my best shots!"

Liar

(Prove it)

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My cock is enormous .

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Butcher ??"

Must admit you came to my mind when I saw it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is enormous .

I said LIE TO ME

Dammit Fiddles. Read the brief

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Gimme your best shots

I don’t think you can take my best shots!

Liar

(Prove it)"

I don’t want you to name a time and a place!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Butcher ??

Must admit you came to my mind when I saw it

You're always thinking about Fucknugget's meat

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Gimme your best shots

I don’t think you can take my best shots!

Liar

(Prove it)

I don’t want you to name a time and a place!

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww hugs but nsp I could never lie to you

Your to nice to be lied to x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Must admit posh I can’t abide liars. No second chances with me. I might be blunt sometimes and I may refuse to answer or withhold certain things but I won’t fucking lie.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Awww hugs but nsp I could never lie to you

Your to nice to be lied to x"

Oh jeez..... no I'm not!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Gimme your best shots

I don’t think you can take my best shots!

Liar

(Prove it)

I don’t want you to name a time and a place!

Liar

I don’t feel a road trip coming on!

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

Due to my government being overthrown all my riches are held in a Swiss bank account, if you send me a pair of flip flops and some of your used panties, I will be able to release my fortune and send you 10,000,000,000 usd

Crown Prince porkie pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww hugs but nsp I could never lie to you

Your to nice to be lied to x

Oh jeez..... no I'm not!"

Yes you are well I think you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could save you money on your energy bills

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

i bet david beckham did it every day to posh spice,, "no honest i dont know her and didnt fuck her or her mate",,, lol

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By *ltcouple69Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I hate lies as a rule. Bloody stupid and pointless, they hurt people and wreck really good things. And I appear to be being a magnet for lies of all sizes this week (even the butcher got in on that shiz)

So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.

Gimme your best shots

Your in the wrong place for social morality. If anything, it's more morally bankrupt here then when out in public. Although vI suspect people are more mean and nasty hiding behind a screen and anonymous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

I've never got hard looking at posh's pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all hate you posh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Gimme your best shots

I don’t think you can take my best shots!

Liar

(Prove it)

I don’t want you to name a time and a place!

Liar

I don’t feel a road trip coming on!"

Promises promises!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Due to my government being overthrown all my riches are held in a Swiss bank account, if you send me a pair of flip flops and some of your used panties, I will be able to release my fortune and send you 10,000,000,000 usd

Crown Prince porkie pie"

That's so not a lie!!

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I could save you money on your energy bills

Oooooh..... intriguing....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"i bet david beckham did it every day to posh spice,, "no honest i dont know her and didnt fuck her or her mate",,, lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really wouldn't like to put my finger in your bum

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.

Gimme your best shots

Oh I didn't say at any point that this was anything to do with fab!

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

You're actually not that sexy, and dont blow my mind one little bit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've never got hard looking at posh's pics

Me neither

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We all hate you posh

Awwwwwww

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I really wouldn't like to put my finger in your bum

Hmmm.... what about your tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not coming to visit you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You're actually not that sexy, and don't blow my mind one little bit

That wasn't your mind I was blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It never rains in Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Definitely not coming to visit you

Yeah baby!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It never rains in Devon

I get wet here regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could delete my account and I wouldn't miss this place at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex life is bloody amazing!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I can’t do it Posh. Sorry.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Butcher ??

Yep. Not you. The butcher here."

Had to clarify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all came back negative

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh lovely... no lies from me, just big virtual bear hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butcher ??

Must admit you came to my mind when I saw it

Me too! I was shocked

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ah Chuck

it was my go last week.. it’s shitty. Breathe and swear it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It never rains in Devon

I get wet here regularly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you're ok posh

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

You must not tell lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh as lies are horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.

Gimme your best shots

"You don't smell" (to the

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I could delete my account and I wouldn't miss this place at all"

We all know that's a lie!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My sex life is bloody amazing! "

Funny that..... mine too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can’t do it Posh. Sorry.

Oooh. So because I've asked for a lie.... that means you can! Hit me!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"They all came back negative "

Wait.... you mean..... that was a lie?

Oh crap....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh lovely... no lies from me, just big virtual bear hugs

Ah ha! I bet you're not even a bear!

(Thanks honey)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah Chuck

it was my go last week.. it’s shitty. Breathe and swear it out.

The air is a delightful shade of royal blue....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry posh I can’t do it I’m not interested in blowing your back out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can last more than 1 minute in bed. Honest!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.

Gimme your best shots

Ok Posh - here goes.

I’m not primarily on fab for the fucking amazing sex I’ve had in the past (nearly) 8 years - I’m just here for the social side!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im 100% Straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a massive cock.

Best I could do Posh sorry

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Butcher ??

Yep. Not you. The butcher here.

Had to clarify

Crikey! I thought you, too Grumpling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really wouldn't like to put my finger in your bum

Hmmm.... what about your tongue?

In your front bum? Never

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X"

And in the same spirit I will shag everyone

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I wasn't lying to you, I really am the rightful King of Norway!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

And in the same spirit I will shag everyone

Hi, I'm everyone!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hope you're ok posh

I so hope that's not in the spirit of the thread

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You must not tell lies!"

But that's not a lie....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Posh as lies are horrible

Lies are pointless.

(Neither your or my statement is a lie though)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.

Gimme your best shots

"You don't smell" (to the

Was gonna say.... I totally do!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry posh I can’t do it I’m not interested in blowing your back out

Ok.... my back? Or my back door?

Cos you're a bit late if you want to blow my back out

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can last more than 1 minute in bed. Honest!"

Oooh you make it sound so appealing

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I can’t do it Posh. Sorry.

Oooh. So because I've asked for a lie.... that means you can! Hit me!"

Ok…..I hate chocolate . It’s foul and should be banned

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

OK Posh, lie on its way...

I can't stand you and don't like any of your pics! You'll never get your hands down my pants.

Ooh, I'm such a liar!!

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over a year ago

"Sorry posh I can’t do it I’m not interested in blowing your back out

Ok.... my back? Or my back door?

Cos you're a bit late if you want to blow my back out

I just said I didn’t posh come on keep up

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

It’s snowing here!

(I can’t abide liars either

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.

Gimme your best shots

Ok Posh - here goes.

I’m not primarily on fab for the fucking amazing sex I’ve had in the past (nearly) 8 years - I’m just here for the social side!

Peachy! I'm so shocked and surprised

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm currently in the process of joining a local nunnery

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X"

I could never believe that!

I don't even remember sex!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Im 100% Straight

Liar

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got a massive cock.

Best I could do Posh sorry "

You've a fine and dandy cock sexy!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Look into my eyes, can't you see they're open wide, would I lie to you, baby, would I lie to you?

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

I could never believe that!

I don't even remember sex!"

It's the number before seven!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Butcher ??

Yep. Not you. The butcher here.

Had to clarify

Crikey! I thought you, too Grumpling!

Now I'm concerned.

GRUMPY DIDN'T LIE TO ME!!

Hope that's cleared that up.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I really wouldn't like to put my finger in your bum

Hmmm.... what about your tongue?

In your front bum? Never

Oooofftt. Come on then

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

I could never believe that!

I don't even remember sex!"

I’ve never had it.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

And in the same spirit I will shag everyone

That made me laugh way too much

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wasn't lying to you, I really am the rightful King of Norway! "

Liar!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can’t do it Posh. Sorry.

Oooh. So because I've asked for a lie.... that means you can! Hit me!

Ok…..I hate chocolate . It’s foul and should be banned

Liar!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

And in the same spirit I will shag everyone

You calling me a Ho, Saffy?

You're not wrong, like. Just wanting to clarify

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"OK Posh, lie on its way...

I can't stand you and don't like any of your pics! You'll never get your hands down my pants.

Ooh, I'm such a liar!!

Only one lie per person.... I must take your first answer

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry posh I can’t do it I’m not interested in blowing your back out

Ok.... my back? Or my back door?

Cos you're a bit late if you want to blow my back out

I just said I didn’t posh come on keep up"

But.... now I'm so confoosed

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

I could never believe that!

I don't even remember sex!"

Me neither. I think I'm doing the sex again tonight. Or am I?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s snowing here!

(I can’t abide liars either

I want to believe that!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm currently in the process of joining a local nunnery

Long process?

Asking for me....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

I could never believe that!

I don't even remember sex!

I’ve never had it. "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Look into my eyes, can't you see they're open wide, would I lie to you, baby, would I lie to you? "

"Oh yeah!"

I bloody love that song, Swing! #earworm xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

And in the same spirit I will shag everyone

You calling me a Ho, Saffy?

You're not wrong, like. Just wanting to clarify

Ho Ho Ho

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Look into my eyes, can't you see they're open wide, would I lie to you, baby, would I lie to you? "

They're the ones to watch out for!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

I could never believe that!

I don't even remember sex!

Me neither. I think I'm doing the sex again tonight. Or am I?

#showoff

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

And in the same spirit I will shag everyone

You calling me a Ho, Saffy?

You're not wrong, like. Just wanting to clarify

Ho Ho Ho

(Slapper)

Nope. Still not an emoji

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Also for the sake of everything....

I never said anything about fab!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"It’s snowing here!

(I can’t abide liars either

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I want to believe that!"

Lol it’s too fucking early for snow

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I have not purchased two doughnuts this morning solely because they are Halloween themed. I have also not devoured them before the evening because I have such self restrain.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.

In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X

And in the same spirit I will shag everyone

You calling me a Ho, Saffy?

You're not wrong, like. Just wanting to clarify

Ho Ho Ho

(Slapper)

Nope. Still not an emoji

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s snowing here!

(I can’t abide liars either

)

I want to believe that!

Lol it’s too fucking early for snow

Good point there DC

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have not purchased two doughnuts this morning solely because they are Halloween themed. I have also not devoured them before the evening because I have such self restrain."

Liar!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I don’t want to watch you and Rach do rude stuff to each other over and over again

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don’t want to watch you and Rach do rude stuff to each other over and over again

Pervert

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I am not going to open the bottle of wine as soon as I get in. And I'm not going eat my body weight in chocolate either.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I don’t want to watch you and Rach do rude stuff to each other over and over again

Pervert

I see no lie in your assessment

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am not going to open the bottle of wine as soon as I get in. And I'm not going eat my body weight in chocolate either.

I accept your first as a lie...

The second not so much.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don’t want to watch you and Rach do rude stuff to each other over and over again

Pervert

I see no lie in your assessment

I'm not the one doing the lying here!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I am not going to open the bottle of wine as soon as I get in. And I'm not going eat my body weight in chocolate either.

I accept your first as a lie...

The second not so much.....

Ok I will not attempt to eat my body weight in chocolate

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I don’t want to watch you and Rach do rude stuff to each other over and over again

Pervert

I see no lie in your assessment

I'm not the one doing the lying here!"

Maybe you should just lay where you are and let us all go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once tried to kill the worlds greatest lover but then i realised there are laws against suicide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a massive cock. It’s so huge it even makes my eyes water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cheque's in the post

(second biggest lie)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am not going to open the bottle of wine as soon as I get in. And I'm not going eat my body weight in chocolate either.

I accept your first as a lie...

The second not so much.....

Ok I will not attempt to eat my body weight in chocolate

Better

Just don't attempt mine. That's impossible!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I once tried to kill the worlds greatest lover but then i realised there are laws against suicide "

Fun fact. Not actually true!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve got a massive cock. It’s so huge it even makes my eyes water! "

I've got weird images in my head now.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The cheque's in the post

(second biggest lie)"

Dammit. I was so hoping that was true

Ooh. Didya do a bank transfer instead?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don’t want to watch you and Rach do rude stuff to each other over and over again

Pervert

I see no lie in your assessment

I'm not the one doing the lying here!

Maybe you should just lay where you are and let us all go to work

I'm in!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I am currently not listening to Rammstein.

At all.

Never have.

Who are Rammstein?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 10in tongue and I can breathe through my ears

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am currently not listening to Rammstein.

At all.

Never have.

Who are Rammstein?"

I was doing that earlier

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a 10in tongue and I can breathe through my ears"

Only 8" really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m leaving fab to join the WI. I’m quite frankly bored of posting pics of my tits

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m leaving fab to join the WI. I’m quite frankly bored of posting pics of my tits "

Me too

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"I am currently not listening to Rammstein.

At all.

Never have.

Who are Rammstein?

I was doing that earlier"

And to be clear, I'm singing along at full volume, to get my revenge on my neighbours' playing dance music at 3 am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

(the biggest lie)

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I promise I didn’t use the last of the milk at work and put the empty bottle back in the fridge rather than Ali 5 mins to the shop to replace it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 10in tongue and I can breathe through my ears

Only 8" really?

"
damn you got me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m leaving fab to join the WI. I’m quite frankly bored of posting pics of my tits "

The Calender Girls of the WI got theirs out years ago !

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am currently not listening to Rammstein.

At all.

Never have.

Who are Rammstein?

I was doing that earlier

And to be clear, I'm singing along at full volume, to get my revenge on my neighbours' playing dance music at 3 am!"

Awesome!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

(the biggest lie)"

Phew! I'd be disappointed if that were true

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"I am currently not listening to Rammstein.

At all.

Never have.

Who are Rammstein?

I was doing that earlier

And to be clear, I'm singing along at full volume, to get my revenge on my neighbours' playing dance music at 3 am!

Awesome!"

And in way is Metallica doing 'So What?' up next!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I promise I didn’t use the last of the milk at work and put the empty bottle back in the fridge rather than Ali 5 mins to the shop to replace it. "

It's you!

You're the milk non replacer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the tip

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a 10in tongue and I can breathe through my ears

Only 8" really?

damn you got me

I saw right through that shiz!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just the tip"

The tip is 8"?

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"OK Posh, lie on its way...

I can't stand you and don't like any of your pics! You'll never get your hands down my pants.

Ooh, I'm such a liar!!

Only one lie per person.... I must take your first answer

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Thanks to the concerned folk by the way.... I'm absolutely ok, Grumpy is not the butcher I'm referring to (he could never lie to me cos I know him too well and also he's not a lying liarpants), and the lying people are absolutely not on the thread, and 100% NOT _eardybob. Just to clear that up

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"OK Posh, lie on its way...

I can't stand you and don't like any of your pics! You'll never get your hands down my pants.

Ooh, I'm such a liar!!

Only one lie per person.... I must take your first answer

Aww don't be sad!! I've got big hands. They probably won't fit in your pants

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Posh, I really don’t like it when come on here asking for dick pics or other intimate shots; it makes me feel demeaned and I only respond under duress after a long time

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh, I really don’t like it when come on here asking for dick pics or other intimate shots; it makes me feel demeaned and I only respond under duress after a long time"

Ok.... gimme a sec to figure this....

Saisei...... this is the 94,536th time I've asked. Send me your willy please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m leaving fab to join the WI. I’m quite frankly bored of posting pics of my tits "

You think the WI would approve

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'm currently in the process of joining a local nunnery

Long process?

Asking for me...."

The born again repenting section is testing but I'm sure it'll be a breeze

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm currently in the process of joining a local nunnery

Long process?

Asking for me....

The born again repenting section is testing but I'm sure it'll be a breeze"

Well I think my virginity grew back, so that's a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m leaving fab to join the WI. I’m quite frankly bored of posting pics of my tits

You think the WI would approve

Of my tits, absolutely

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"I’m leaving fab to join the WI. I’m quite frankly bored of posting pics of my tits

You think the WI would approve

Of my tits, absolutely

I'm sure that they would hold something against you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posh, I really don’t like it when come on here asking for dick pics or other intimate shots; it makes me feel demeaned and I only respond under duress after a long time

Ok.... gimme a sec to figure this....

Saisei...... this is the 94,536th time I've asked. Send me your willy please

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"OK Posh, lie on its way...

I can't stand you and don't like any of your pics! You'll never get your hands down my pants.

Ooh, I'm such a liar!!

Only one lie per person.... I must take your first answer

Aww don't be sad!! I've got big hands. They probably won't fit in your pants

OK, you can pull them down then

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm never going to let you have my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a massive cock. It’s so huge it even makes my eyes water!

I've got weird images in my head now....."

Me too!

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Posh, I really don’t like it when come on here asking for dick pics or other intimate shots; it makes me feel demeaned and I only respond under duress after a long time

Ok.... gimme a sec to figure this....

Saisei...... this is the 94,536th time I've asked. Send me your willy please

I’d have thought you’d have got the message that it’s not on, given that I’ve only complied 94,535 times….

Jeez, take a hint…..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh, I really don’t like it when come on here asking for dick pics or other intimate shots; it makes me feel demeaned and I only respond under duress after a long time

Ok.... gimme a sec to figure this....

Saisei...... this is the 94,536th time I've asked. Send me your willy please

I’d have thought you’d have got the message that it’s not on, given that I’ve only complied 94,535 times….

Jeez, take a hint….."

Sorry, my inbox was full that last time. Try again?

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