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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

And a merry Christmas to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr"

The christmas music channel is on already and playing christmas songs all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr"

awww come on Grinch ! I’ve already got Christmas music on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr"

I know, I was so excited to show you because it had planets on it and you love the universe and all things particle related. It's like living with my own Sheldon from Big Bang Theory

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can deal with buying box or tubs of chocs. Or getting together, week by week, a little food hamper.

Definitely not thinking about pressies or decorations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing until the 1st December for me. Does my head in when everything starts so damn early...especially as my birthday is in the same month

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr

I know, I was so excited to show you because it had planets on it and you love the universe and all things particle related. It's like living with my own Sheldon from Big Bang Theory

NBVN x"

I know, and I'm sorry I didn't react appropriately xxx

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It gets earlier and earlier each year and by actual Christmas, I’m sick of it. It kinda ruins it a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can deal with buying box or tubs of chocs. Or getting together, week by week, a little food hamper.

Definitely not thinking about pressies or decorations "

See, this is the thin end of the wedge- except in my case its fat wedge. These things appear and are presented as being for Christmas but in reality they're simply too truck me into consuming an extra 1000kcal a week from October onwards

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&S in L Spa had mince pies and Christmas puddings out at the end of September, shouldn't be allowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"M&S in L Spa had mince pies and Christmas puddings out at the end of September, shouldn't be allowed "

Indeed, where did that thread go that was asking what you'd do if you were Prime Minister? I have my answer.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may or may not have already watched 2 Christmas films

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"And a merry Christmas to you too

"

Bah! Humbug!

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Monday night at 23.00 I was watching teems of guys with cherry pickers, fitting the Christmas lights up in the rain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may or may not have already watched 2 Christmas films "

Pervert.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monday night at 23.00 I was watching teems of guys with cherry pickers, fitting the Christmas lights up in the rain. "

See, I would have said let's wait till it stops raining, we're bound to have a dry night at some point in the next 2 months

Mr

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By *ikAshCouple
over a year ago

London

Well I’m really sorry, but I love Christmas time! Just embrace it… haha - Ash x

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'm the same, starting Christmas too soon ruins it for me.

Over 2 months build up? Sod off

Let us enjoy Halloween and bonfire night first at least!

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

asda has sweet mince pies in the bloody stores now and we have not had halloween yet,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is never too early for Christmas

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I agree. And since when has Halloween been a bloody three week thing.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Well I’m really sorry, but I love Christmas time! Just embrace it… haha - Ash x"

I love Christmas but I love it a lot more in December.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"M&S in L Spa had mince pies and Christmas puddings out at the end of September, shouldn't be allowed "

Mincepies are for life, not just Christmas!

I just make do with Eccles Cakes or Godcakes the rest of the year

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

You bunch of humbugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree. And since when has Halloween been a bloody three week thing. "

You're right, it should be at least a 4 week thing

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"I agree. And since when has Halloween been a bloody three week thing. "

I went to Stratford Upon Avon about a week ago. Not a sausage in the windows for Halloween, but Christmas was in at least one

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By *ikAshCouple
over a year ago

London


"Well I’m really sorry, but I love Christmas time! Just embrace it… haha - Ash x

I love Christmas but I love it a lot more in December. "

Fair point… xx

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I bloody love Christmas, and just like Roy Wood I wish it could be Christmas every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in pumpkin mode. Christmas can do one.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Work Christmas party already booked

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Apart from the chocolate that is Christmas already in the cupboard, nothing else Christmassy will happen in this house until the 1st

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I agree. And since when has Halloween been a bloody three week thing.

You're right, it should be at least a 4 week thing "

Agreed.

I've started Christmas shopping because I enjoy it and like being organised but my main focus is transforming my house in to a witches den for annual photos to send to an adorable couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick your Santa hat on, get a mince pie and join in with us Christmas crazies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may or may not have already watched 2 Christmas films

Pervert.

Mr"

Yes, you called?

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma


"I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr"

Did it have 64 doors on it and you had nowhere to put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike anything Christmassy until mid November. Maybe even December lol.

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By *esi_Dingg_DonggCouple
over a year ago

london

For he’s a jolly good fellow ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr

Did it have 64 doors on it and you had nowhere to put it "

Not 64 doors but the fact it's balanced on my printer probably answers the other question.

I'm trying to forget it exists so I don't get tempted.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Merry Christmas "

I love the new avatar, not sure it's Christmassy though so I may forgive that crass insensitive comment

Mr

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Christmas is T’a busiest times at work. We started stocking up on supplies months ago - he’s always working 3 months ahead

J x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Yay another Grinch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dislike anything Christmassy until mid November. Maybe even December lol.

"

Do you need a lodger for the next 6 weeks?

Mr

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Holidays are coming holidays are coming holidays are coming holidays are coming.

Half term next week, after that it's just be 7 or 8 weeks away.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've already bought a present and started on the grandchildrens' Christmas eve bags.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I think Christmas should be limited to the 24th, 25th and 26th of December.

With the exception of the playing of Merry Exmas Everbody by SLADE , which is quite acceptable all year round.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire


"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr"

I think it's way too early for all the Christmas adverts and displays in the shops and I've already seen them on TV too....ffs...sure it gets earlier every year!!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A colleague was persistently humming a Christmas song today. I didn't have the heart to tell her to ssshhh!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay another Grinch "

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x"

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious "

Blasphemy

Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole. "

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole. "

Thank you, you really are as wonderful and clever as I always thought

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious

Blasphemy

Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits "

See, its comments like these that make you guys stand out as being sensible people

Mr

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x"

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious

Blasphemy

Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits

See, its comments like these that make you guys stand out as being sensible people

Mr"

It's me, Mrs KC, who keeps us on the Christmas straight and narrow. Mr KC is losing it in his old age - he assisted our daughter in putting up the tree even before the school Christmas holidays started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr

"

I have a deal with the family not to mention Christmas until after my birthday (December 4th)

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help "

Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working

NBVN x

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

no

Jingle bells jingle bells Batman smells robin laided an egg uncle billy lost his willy on a motorbike HEY!! Jingle bells Batman smells

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help "

Absolutely - and that's a wonderful idea too. When we've done her can you post me too if I provide a stamped addressed box? Somewhere really remote where people are too busy living to notice it's that dreaded time of year - better still somewhere remote without anyone else.

Mr

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help

Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working

NBVN x"

Well I was going to say the boot of my car but worried you'd enjoy that too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr

I have a deal with the family not to mention Christmas until after my birthday (December 4th)

Doughnut "

I like your style, what was your bargaining chip?

Mr

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help

Absolutely - and that's a wonderful idea too. When we've done her can you post me too if I provide a stamped addressed box? Somewhere really remote where people are too busy living to notice it's that dreaded time of year - better still somewhere remote without anyone else.

Mr"

Deal some uninhibited island somewhere tropical do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help

Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working

NBVN x

Well I was going to say the boot of my car but worried you'd enjoy that too much "

Phwoar

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help

Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working

NBVN x

Well I was going to say the boot of my car but worried you'd enjoy that too much "

Oh god, don't say things like that, I still get referred to as being a bit r@pey after the back of the van incident with her

Mr

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help

Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working

NBVN x

Well I was going to say the boot of my car but worried you'd enjoy that too much

Oh god, don't say things like that, I still get referred to as being a bit r@pey after the back of the van incident with her

Mr"

Double phwoar

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help

Absolutely - and that's a wonderful idea too. When we've done her can you post me too if I provide a stamped addressed box? Somewhere really remote where people are too busy living to notice it's that dreaded time of year - better still somewhere remote without anyone else.

Mr

Deal some uninhibited island somewhere tropical do you? "

Hmm possibly, or maybe somewhere with mountains and ice - I'd need a double box then so I can bring my best mate and our climbing kit - that is the true reason to celebrate in the winter.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr

I have a deal with the family not to mention Christmas until after my birthday (December 4th)

Doughnut

I like your style, what was your bargaining chip?

Mr"

I guilted everyone because Christmas over shadows my birthday the only one who argues is my son who starts singing carols in August

Doughnut

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help

Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working

NBVN x

Well I was going to say the boot of my car but worried you'd enjoy that too much

Oh god, don't say things like that, I still get referred to as being a bit r@pey after the back of the van incident with her

Mr"

Now that sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jingle bells jingle bells Batman smells robin laided an egg uncle billy lost his willy on a motorbike HEY!! Jingle bells Batman smells "

Stop it. At once.

Mr

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Yay another Grinch

But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers

NBVN x

I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.

I am dying to burst into song now...

NBVN x

Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help

Absolutely - and that's a wonderful idea too. When we've done her can you post me too if I provide a stamped addressed box? Somewhere really remote where people are too busy living to notice it's that dreaded time of year - better still somewhere remote without anyone else.

Mr

Deal some uninhibited island somewhere tropical do you?

Hmm possibly, or maybe somewhere with mountains and ice - I'd need a double box then so I can bring my best mate and our climbing kit - that is the true reason to celebrate in the winter.

Mr"

Hmm some Shetland Island then sorted

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Jingle bells,

Bat man smells,

Robin's flown away,

The bat mobile,

Has lost a wheel,

And landed in the hay.

Set that to music now to start off the festive season.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr

I have a deal with the family not to mention Christmas until after my birthday (December 4th)

Doughnut

I like your style, what was your bargaining chip?

Mr

I guilted everyone because Christmas over shadows my birthday the only one who argues is my son who starts singing carols in August

Doughnut "

I like your style. Also, despite the fact I would gag him for it, I think he is doing a good job at being a son, the best but about mums is winding them up knowing that they're always smiling at your antics really and you can get away with stiff no one else could

Mr

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

no


"Jingle bells jingle bells Batman smells robin laided an egg uncle billy lost his willy on a motorbike HEY!! Jingle bells Batman smells

Stop it. At once.

Mr"

Never!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious

Blasphemy

Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits

See, its comments like these that make you guys stand out as being sensible people

Mr

It's me, Mrs KC, who keeps us on the Christmas straight and narrow. Mr KC is losing it in his old age - he assisted our daughter in putting up the tree even before the school Christmas holidays started! "

Handcuff him to a radiator on the 20th of Nov and leave home for a month.

Mr

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

no


"Jingle bells,

Bat man smells,

Robin's flown away,

The bat mobile,

Has lost a wheel,

And landed in the hay.

Set that to music now to start off the festive season."

It’s so strange that we both have different versions of the same song

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jingle bells,

Bat man smells,

Robin's flown away,

The bat mobile,

Has lost a wheel,

And landed in the hay.

Set that to music now to start off the festive season."

And you.

Mr

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

Barrrrrr humbug lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jingle bells,

Bat man smells,

Robin's flown away,

The bat mobile,

Has lost a wheel,

And landed in the hay.

Set that to music now to start off the festive season.

It’s so strange that we both have different versions of the same song"

No, what is strange is that there are two people who believe it's socially acceptable to sing this in October.

Why oh why did we get rid of the stocks?

Mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious

Blasphemy

Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits

See, its comments like these that make you guys stand out as being sensible people

Mr

It's me, Mrs KC, who keeps us on the Christmas straight and narrow. Mr KC is losing it in his old age - he assisted our daughter in putting up the tree even before the school Christmas holidays started!

Handcuff him to a radiator on the 20th of Nov and leave home for a month.

Mr"

I should be clear that TreeGate was Christmas 2020, aka the One That Never Was! I shall throw him in the dungeon after my birthday, which is reasonably close to the date you mentioned. He can come out on 24th Dec

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

no


"Jingle bells jingle bells Batman smells robin laided an egg uncle billy lost his willy on a motorbike HEY!! Jingle bells Batman smells

Stop it. At once.

Mr"

The boys of the NYPD choir

Were singing Galway Bay

And the bells were ringing out

For Christmas day

You're a bum

You're a punk

You're an old slut on junk

Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

You scumbag, you maggot

You cheap lousy faggot

Happy Christmas your arse

I pray God it's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir

Still singing Galway Bay

And the bells are ringing out

For Christmas day

Better Christmas song

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious

Blasphemy

Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits

See, its comments like these that make you guys stand out as being sensible people

Mr

It's me, Mrs KC, who keeps us on the Christmas straight and narrow. Mr KC is losing it in his old age - he assisted our daughter in putting up the tree even before the school Christmas holidays started!

Handcuff him to a radiator on the 20th of Nov and leave home for a month.

Mr

I should be clear that TreeGate was Christmas 2020, aka the One That Never Was! I shall throw him in the dungeon after my birthday, which is reasonably close to the date you mentioned. He can come out on 24th Dec "

Good woman. If you hear him singing carols, halve his rations. If that doesn't work, use a hosepipe.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jingle bells jingle bells Batman smells robin laided an egg uncle billy lost his willy on a motorbike HEY!! Jingle bells Batman smells

Stop it. At once.

Mr

The boys of the NYPD choir

Were singing Galway Bay

And the bells were ringing out

For Christmas day

You're a bum

You're a punk

You're an old slut on junk

Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

You scumbag, you maggot

You cheap lousy faggot

Happy Christmas your arse

I pray God it's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir

Still singing Galway Bay

And the bells are ringing out

For Christmas day

Better Christmas song"

Right, why does Fab not have a psycho flag you can link to someone's profile. We could have a hot list and dangerously not right list.

Xx

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dreaming of a white Christmas ! Just like the ones we used to have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dreaming of a white Christmas ! Just like the ones we used to have "

I'll allow this but only because you weirdos can get all Christmas spirited while I get snow covered mountains. Win/win

Mr

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Same

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Well as we are all on a swingers site why not let's have a rounding chorus of : Oh cum all ye faithful.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Well as we are all on a swingers site why not let's have a rounding chorus of : Oh cum all ye faithful. "

Pffff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but bah humbug!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry but bah humbug! "

Nothing to apologise for (unless I've got the wrong end of the stick and you're calling me a bah humbug?)

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry but bah humbug!

Nothing to apologise for (unless I've got the wrong end of the stick and you're calling me a bah humbug?)

Mr"

Lol no not you. This is how I feel about Xmas x

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By *ovelife8Man
over a year ago

Swindon

People been letting fireworks off here already!!!

Scared my dog..... knocked the Christmas tree over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People been letting fireworks off here already!!!

Scared my dog..... knocked the Christmas tree over "

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, I've had a quick count and I'm pleased to announce that more of you are normal, good, decent, kind, caring and generally decent folk than not. As for the rest of you, honestly, its not big, it's not clever, just behave

Mr

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By *ashful_at_firstMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I'm with you OP, humbug all the way! Lights already up in Canterbury....

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I'm not saying that I go one way or the other with this, but I bought a box of mince pies yesterday.

They're nearly all gone.

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Yeah it's not even November leave Christmas for December!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Christmas but I don't start Christmas until December. Nobody should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*

*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement

Mr"

OMG

I'm not a massive Christmas fan myself. They played Mariah Carey in Leeds Market today. Bah humbug.

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