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By *nked_kitten OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I still manage to drop food down myself most days. Please tell me I’m not the only one that does that?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Yep. I think it's because there's more travel time involved from plate to mouth thanks to the boobage

That plus the fact I'm a fat fuck and shovel it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pasta sauce seems to love my crisp white shirts

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By *izzibeth9Couple
over a year ago

Loughborough

C can't eat anything without wearing at least some of it

Honestly don't know how she manages it with such a high degree of consistency

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I often find bits of food in my bra at the end of the day...or in my hair

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Pasta sauce seems to love my crisp white shirts "

Isn’t this a universal law of life? If it doesn’t matter how dirty you get then you stay clean. If you have to stay spotless then you are guaranteed to spill something.

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

I was eating a mince pie the other day (don’t judge, as far as I’m concerned it’s mince pie season now). Anyway I had a black T-shirt on. It ended up covered in crumbs and icing sugar, it looked like a photo of the milky way when I’d finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wear white when eating spaghetti as I'm a twirler.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yes sadly, my bib boobs seem to sadly attract every crumb going if I eat any pastry. Such a nightmare.

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here


"Yes sadly, my bib boobs seem to sadly attract every crumb going if I eat any pastry. Such a nightmare. "

I don’t know what it’s called but that sausage roll type pastry is the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im permanently barred from wearing white!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yes sadly, my bib boobs seem to sadly attract every crumb going if I eat any pastry. Such a nightmare.

I don’t know what it’s called but that sausage roll type pastry is the worst"

Yes, puff pastry! I'm sorry to read it also affects man cleavage, my thoughts are with you at this troubling time.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Maybe a bib would help. Lol

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here


"Yes sadly, my bib boobs seem to sadly attract every crumb going if I eat any pastry. Such a nightmare.

I don’t know what it’s called but that sausage roll type pastry is the worst

Yes, puff pastry! I'm sorry to read it also affects man cleavage, my thoughts are with you at this troubling time. "

It’s a terrible affliction I live with daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it just a big boob syndrome?

Tea towel at the ready!

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By *nked_kitten OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"Maybe a bib would help. Lol"
knowing my luck I’d miss the bib and get my trousers instead.

Maybe I need one of those plastic ppe aprons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only happens to me if I wear white lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Its ace when you find that missing minstrel when you get ready for bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still manage to drop food down myself most days. Please tell me I’m not the only one that does that?"

Yep, all the time. We have a contest in our house to see who can do it first ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep. I think it's because there's more travel time involved from plate to mouth thanks to the boobage

That plus the fact I'm a fat fuck and shovel it in "

I love you for this x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Yes that’s why I have boobs I can save stuff for later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m really clumsy. The other week I accidentally dropped some glass weighing scales over my toilet, as I reached up to put them on the shelf.

Scales fucked and glass absolutely everywhere. Plus it knocked a great big chunk of porcelain off the loo, which water started leaking out of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only happens to me if I wear white lol"

Same!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes that’s why I have boobs I can save stuff for later "

Yeah, random snacks! I had a couple of Skittles fall out of mine the other night. A tasty treat, even if the colouring had gone on my boobs

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Pasta sauce seems to love my crisp white shirts "

Try wearing a nice silk tie. The sauce will go for the tie instead, keeping the shirt nice and clean.

Viz top tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only happens to me if I wear white lol

Same!! "

Typical isn’t it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Yes that’s why I have boobs I can save stuff for later

Yeah, random snacks! I had a couple of Skittles fall out of mine the other night. A tasty treat, even if the colouring had gone on my boobs "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because I eat at a table most of the time and if on my lap, I front of telly box, I lean over plate to stop droppage/spillage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes that’s why I have boobs I can save stuff for later

Yeah, random snacks! I had a couple of Skittles fall out of mine the other night. A tasty treat, even if the colouring had gone on my boobs "

I’ve always loved big boobs, but now I know there may be snacks available it’s a whole new level of adoration.

Is there any way you, Belle and Meli could arrange yourselves in starter, main and dessert order?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes curry

Usually dips

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Yes frequently miss my mouth. If I am.eating pasta will avoid wear white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes that’s why I have boobs I can save stuff for later

Yeah, random snacks! I had a couple of Skittles fall out of mine the other night. A tasty treat, even if the colouring had gone on my boobs

I’ve always loved big boobs, but now I know there may be snacks available it’s a whole new level of adoration.

Is there any way you, Belle and Meli could arrange yourselves in starter, main and dessert order? "

I’ll be dessert! As I’m incredibly sweet-toothed (hence the Skittles).

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have soiled many a tie with my lunchtime yoghurts

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By *nked_kitten OP   Woman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

On a meet once we were eating chocolate cake. He accused me of doing it on purpose. If only that was the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I have my Les Patterson days..

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If it’s going to stain, always.

If it’s washable never..!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Yep. I think it's because there's more travel time involved from plate to mouth thanks to the boobage

That plus the fact I'm a fat fuck and shovel it in

I love you for this x"

Mwah x x

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