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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Count me in, even when my team aren't playing tonight

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!"

I'm on the wagon. Back in training now and only drink on a Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!

I'm on the wagon. Back in training now and only drink on a Friday"
Training for what???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I considered opening a bottle of wine but I didn't.

I've been weird enough lately without being d*unk and weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!

I'm on the wagon. Back in training now and only drink on a FridayTraining for what???

Charity wankathon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olympic wagon racing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

home brew peach snaps anyone x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Cribbage actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cribbage actually"

u playing with matches again - u know u'll get a slapped leg lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cribbage actually"

Cribbage ??? You've changed

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New leaf? Sure you don't mean cabbage, not Cribbage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Ryan women don't have nuts !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Ryan women don't have nuts !!

And those bits are not called cribbage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given up drink due to drinking way too much the other weekend. Damn my Scottish friends are bad influence

Won't last I'll fancy a glass of wine or two by the weekend I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!"

Yep.. Tuesday is darts night

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!

I'm on the wagon. Back in training now and only drink on a Fryday"

3 bacon egg & mushroom butties washed down with a bottle of JD seems perfectly acceptable to me young fella me lad

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!

I'm on the wagon. Back in training now and only drink on a Fryday

3 bacon egg & mushroom butties washed down with a bottle of JD seems perfectly acceptable to me young fella me lad

Lol I had to go and read my post again. Didn't think even I could misspell Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Urgh rough as a badgers arse

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Urgh rough as a badgers arse

And exacalty how many badgers arses have you felt

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Urgh rough as a badgers arse

Serves you right on a school night. Hurry up mrs Jarvis needs her ball cock replacing !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Urgh rough as a badgers arse

Serves you right on a school night. Hurry up mrs Jarvis needs her ball cock replacing !"

I'll get one of the minions to do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urgh rough as a badgers arse

Awwww bless, im as fresh as a daisy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Urgh rough as a badgers arse

Awwww bless, im as fresh as a daisy

Surprisingly early night for you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urgh rough as a badgers arse

Awwww bless, im as fresh as a daisy

Surprisingly early night for you !"

Yes i know ..... Shocked myself Haha

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Nope ...after wobbly wednesday, titivating thursday...i just cant wait for fucking friday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been on the wagon since my birthday 18 days ago. That's gotta be a record for me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Nope ...after wobbly wednesday, titivating thursday...i just cant wait for fucking friday!

Feels like fucking Friday. I have jelly legs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Nope ...after wobbly wednesday, titivating thursday...i just cant wait for fucking friday!

Feels like fucking Friday. I have jelly legs"
wait til sexy saturday and sensual sunday!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've been on the wagon since my birthday 18 days ago. That's gotta be a record for me

Only cos your liver reported you for abuse

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Nope ...after wobbly wednesday, titivating thursday...i just cant wait for fucking friday!

Feels like fucking Friday. I have jelly legswait til sexy saturday and sensual sunday!

I would need one of those dogs with a barrel round it's neck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just bought two bottles of wine... mmmmmmm

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I just bought two bottles of wine... mmmmmmm"

Looks like you pinched them off of an airplane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just bought two bottles of wine... mmmmmmm

Looks like you pinched them off of an airplane

they are only baby bottles.. hell i couldn't finish a whole bottle by myself it would just go to waste.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am getting a bottle of jd with honey as I have got paid

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I just bought two bottles of wine... mmmmmmm

Looks like you pinched them off of an airplane

they are only baby bottles.. hell i couldn't finish a whole bottle by myself it would just go to waste. "

I wasn't sure if it was the size of the bottles or the size of your boobs lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I am getting a bottle of jd with honey as I have got paid

I'm quite partial to JD. Never seen it with honey though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy getting tipsy tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just bought two bottles of wine... mmmmmmm

Looks like you pinched them off of an airplane

they are only baby bottles.. hell i couldn't finish a whole bottle by myself it would just go to waste.

I wasn't sure if it was the size of the bottles or the size of your boobs lol"

i have a full size bottle if you'd like a comparison Ryan lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I just bought two bottles of wine... mmmmmmm

Looks like you pinched them off of an airplane

they are only baby bottles.. hell i couldn't finish a whole bottle by myself it would just go to waste.

I wasn't sure if it was the size of the bottles or the size of your boobs lol

i have a full size bottle if you'd like a comparison Ryan lol "

Yea go on see if it gets lost

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I fancy getting tipsy tonight!! "

I'm having a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a 1.5l bottle of Smirnoff yesterday. It was cheap, in Costco.

It's going to last me a very long time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy getting tipsy tonight!!

I'm having a massage

Aren't you the lucky one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy getting tipsy tonight!!

I'm having a massage

Now I am jealous.

I *so* need a massage.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!"

Damn! I missed it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

Could I please have one too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

Pffft now what do i do with this oil I've been and bought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got some asti.. lol

its all i had in my kitchen, sorry folks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

Could I please have one too ?

Yeah, me too!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

Could I please have one too ?

Sure I have two hands

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

Pffft now what do i do with this oil I've been and bought?

I told you that you weren't lubing my bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

Pffft now what do i do with this oil I've been and bought?

I told you that you weren't lubing my bottom

spoil sport

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

Could I please have one too ?

Yeah, me too!!"

Foot needs to come into play now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

Could I please have one too ?

Yeah, me too!!

Foot needs to come into play now

Either that or you have a queue

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

Could I please have one too ?

Yeah, me too!!

Foot needs to come into play now

Either that or you have a queue"

As long as you realise I'm going first. After all, I'm the one with the jelly legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself

Could I please have one too ?

Yeah, me too!!

Foot needs to come into play now

Either that or you have a queue

As long as you realise I'm going first. After all, I'm the one with the jelly legs"

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy getting tipsy tonight!! "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy getting tipsy tonight!!

Snap

If we get tipsy together, would you keep me out of trouble??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bottle of wine later... *hic*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonky Wednesday

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wonky Wednesday"

Don't go getting put on the naughty step now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonky Wednesday

Don't go getting put on the naughty step now

Much more wine and I won't be able to type anything anyone else understands anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

Told you all it's a guaranteed winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i a wee bit tipsy dont realky do d*unk lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

Told you all it's a guaranteed winner

better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

Fook... I thought he said cabbage!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

Told you all it's a guaranteed winner

better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!

Nope my body is a temple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For god's sake someone point out to me that 10.20pm is not a good time to post a "would like to meet today", and send me to bed!!!

If only the naughty step were the worst thing I could do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

Told you all it's a guaranteed winner

better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!

Nope my body is a temple

Temple's exist to be worshipped, or defiled.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"For god's sake someone point out to me that 10.20pm is not a good time to post a "would like to meet today", and send me to bed!!!

If only the naughty step were the worst thing I could do..."

10.20pn is not a good time to post a meet today

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

Told you all it's a guaranteed winner

better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!

Nope my body is a temple

is that one of the temples is Greece that are in ruins??

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

Told you all it's a guaranteed winner

better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!

Nope my body is a temple

Temple's exist to be worshipped, or defiled.

I do worship it. I'm drooling over it as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am now x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

Told you all it's a guaranteed winner

better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!

Nope my body is a temple

is that one of the temples is Greece that are in ruins??

Mine doesn't attract so many tourists lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

Told you all it's a guaranteed winner

better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!

Nope my body is a temple

is that one of the temples is Greece that are in ruins??

Mine doesn't attract so many tourists lol"

just got to declare yourself as a Buddha, and you will win hands down.....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts

Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage

Told you all it's a guaranteed winner

better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!

Nope my body is a temple

is that one of the temples is Greece that are in ruins??

Mine doesn't attract so many tourists lol

just got to declare yourself as a Buddha, and you will win hands down.....

Good plan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy getting tipsy tonight!!

Snap

If we get tipsy together, would you keep me out of trouble??

Well I am definitely capable of that as wasn't in the mood in the end so sober instead

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