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Help ............I have to confess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No it's not one of those disappearing threads (well I hope not .....lol)

A little while ago I posted a thread titled "My pussy has been given a bad name", following on from this I now wish to confess that my pussy is perverted ...................... and I need help how to sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your pussy needs another pussy as a close companion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think your pussy needs another pussy as a close companion. "

I don't think that will help ............ it started with socks - odd ones ..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No it's not one of those disappearing threads (well I hope not .....lol)

A little while ago I posted a thread titled "My pussy has been given a bad name", following on from this I now wish to confess that my pussy is perverted ...................... and I need help how to sort it out "

An inspection is required to dedeuce the source of the matter

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By *atcockleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

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By *atcockleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

Is your pussy in colusion with the dryer even lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is your pussy in colusion with the dryer even lol"

that might be a possibility it then progressed to other things ...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK am coming clean, things are getting to a serious level now .............

the cat (yes pussy) persistently brings me in presents, normally its stuff - mainly rubbish but just lately he has decided to bring other stuff in - we now have a supply of eight odd socks (two more have come in tonight), an orange pair of childrens pants, a heart shaped cushion cover (yes I know gifts brought in indicate love - especially heart shaped ones lol), two flannels, a pair of ladies panties (lacey) and then just now - a pair of gents pants ............. this has so got to stop, my immediate neighbours are not confessing to missing washing - I have asked previously - at the odd sock stage - and seriously do not want to door knock with pants and knickers in my hand ............. suggestions please????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK am coming clean, things are getting to a serious level now .............

the cat (yes pussy) persistently brings me in presents, normally its stuff - mainly rubbish but just lately he has decided to bring other stuff in - we now have a supply of eight odd socks (two more have come in tonight), an orange pair of childrens pants, a heart shaped cushion cover (yes I know gifts brought in indicate love - especially heart shaped ones lol), two flannels, a pair of ladies panties (lacey) and then just now - a pair of gents pants ............. this has so got to stop, my immediate neighbours are not confessing to missing washing - I have asked previously - at the odd sock stage - and seriously do not want to door knock with pants and knickers in my hand ............. suggestions please???? "

Lost and found card in local shop window?

I'm sure everyone will believe you have a clepto pussy.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Is Ryan the source of this worry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK am coming clean, things are getting to a serious level now .............

the cat (yes pussy) persistently brings me in presents, normally its stuff - mainly rubbish but just lately he has decided to bring other stuff in - we now have a supply of eight odd socks (two more have come in tonight), an orange pair of childrens pants, a heart shaped cushion cover (yes I know gifts brought in indicate love - especially heart shaped ones lol), two flannels, a pair of ladies panties (lacey) and then just now - a pair of gents pants ............. this has so got to stop, my immediate neighbours are not confessing to missing washing - I have asked previously - at the odd sock stage - and seriously do not want to door knock with pants and knickers in my hand ............. suggestions please????

Lost and found card in local shop window?

I'm sure everyone will believe you have a clepto pussy. "

me thinks they wont lol and am wondering where he is getting it all and how he goes about it - he's a big cat and only just fits in the cat flap - how he got the cushion cover in I dont know lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mine used to steal my bras and take them out to the garden. I didn't know what was happening at first, I just kept losing bras I had put out to wear that day.

Now I wonder if my cat has been giving your pussy things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will have to do a pussy-cam then, attach a mini camera to his collar and see where he goes to get said 'trophy's' and how he manages to bring them in the house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is Ryan the source of this worry?"

not sure he knows about the clepto pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You will have to do a pussy-cam then, attach a mini camera to his collar and see where he goes to get said 'trophy's' and how he manages to bring them in the house. "

he doesnt have a collar, we have an electronic cat flap that is activated by his chip lol - although that is another completely different story lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine used to steal my bras and take them out to the garden. I didn't know what was happening at first, I just kept losing bras I had put out to wear that day.

Now I wonder if my cat has been giving your pussy things "

So can I blame u and is it your washing - cos u have a nice array of odd socks now lol and we wont go into the rest of it lol

Actually am a little worried - by the size of the gents pants I could be in serious trouble if he knocks the door for em lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the real issue here is ur cat knows uve been wearing the same knickers for weeks and just cant stand the smell anymore..ya mank

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think the real issue here is ur cat knows uve been wearing the same knickers for weeks and just cant stand the smell anymore..ya mank"

So what's the cushion cover for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the real issue here is ur cat knows uve been wearing the same knickers for weeks and just cant stand the smell anymore..ya mank"

so ya think he is trying to do swapsies then lol

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By *istress ValeporcaCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I'm keeping out of this lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm keeping out of this lol x "

coward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the real issue here is ur cat knows uve been wearing the same knickers for weeks and just cant stand the smell anymore..ya mank

So what's the cushion cover for?"

pube padding...he's also ashamed at her incredibly hairy fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the real issue here is ur cat knows uve been wearing the same knickers for weeks and just cant stand the smell anymore..ya mank

so ya think he is trying to do swapsies then lol "

defo...lol...remember they can smell what we can tenfold lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the real issue here is ur cat knows uve been wearing the same knickers for weeks and just cant stand the smell anymore..ya mank

so ya think he is trying to do swapsies then lol

defo...lol...remember they can smell what we can tenfold lol"

and your theory with the socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the real issue here is ur cat knows uve been wearing the same knickers for weeks and just cant stand the smell anymore..ya mank

so ya think he is trying to do swapsies then lol

defo...lol...remember they can smell what we can tenfold lol

and your theory with the socks? "

clearly foot phobic..sheesh...are u an idiot???-and with those rotten fungally pungent odours...I dont blame the poor boy!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the real issue here is ur cat knows uve been wearing the same knickers for weeks and just cant stand the smell anymore..ya mank

so ya think he is trying to do swapsies then lol

defo...lol...remember they can smell what we can tenfold lol

and your theory with the socks?

clearly foot phobic..sheesh...are u an idiot???-and with those rotten fungally pungent odours...I dont blame the poor boy!!!!!"

and u'd have an opinion on all the other stuff too I guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the real issue here is ur cat knows uve been wearing the same knickers for weeks and just cant stand the smell anymore..ya mank

so ya think he is trying to do swapsies then lol

defo...lol...remember they can smell what we can tenfold lol

and your theory with the socks?

clearly foot phobic..sheesh...are u an idiot???-and with those rotten fungally pungent odours...I dont blame the poor boy!!!!!

and u'd have an opinion on all the other stuff too I guess lol "

lol...sorry that was my cat typing that all...must apologize..it appears they have been chatting on cat-dar for a while!- I do apologize if theres any offense taken...she's a bit of a jealous type!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the real issue here is ur cat knows uve been wearing the same knickers for weeks and just cant stand the smell anymore..ya mank

so ya think he is trying to do swapsies then lol

defo...lol...remember they can smell what we can tenfold lol

and your theory with the socks?

clearly foot phobic..sheesh...are u an idiot???-and with those rotten fungally pungent odours...I dont blame the poor boy!!!!!

and u'd have an opinion on all the other stuff too I guess lol

lol...sorry that was my cat typing that all...must apologize..it appears they have been chatting on cat-dar for a while!- I do apologize if theres any offense taken...she's a bit of a jealous type!"

No as far as I know (havent looked since daylight lol) the fence is still standing, well it certainly isnt in the kitchen YET lol xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is Ryan the source of this worry?"

how did I get associated with this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is Ryan the source of this worry?

how did I get associated with this?"

I dont know ...................... everyone seems to be associated with this lol I did try n distance u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not set up a rotary washing line outside the front of your house with a sign attached saying "Are these yours? If so - help yourself!!"

Unless your pussy is hopping on a bus to do his/her thieving i'm sure the owners will all be local!

Plus it will amuse the postman and the neighbours and you can set up cctv to spot who claims said 'huge pants'!!

Problem solved!! Next!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not set up a rotary washing line outside the front of your house with a sign attached saying "Are these yours? If so - help yourself!!"

Unless your pussy is hopping on a bus to do his/her thieving i'm sure the owners will all be local!

Plus it will amuse the postman and the neighbours and you can set up cctv to spot who claims said 'huge pants'!!

Problem solved!! Next!!!! "

now that is funny pmsl can I then name and shame lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I think your pussy needs another pussy as a close companion.

I don't think that will help ............ it started with socks - odd ones .............. "
is your pussy like those washing machines that always split socks up, have you checked inside of it to see if its hiding one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think your pussy needs another pussy as a close companion.

I don't think that will help ............ it started with socks - odd ones .............. is your pussy like those washing machines that always split socks up, have you checked inside of it to see if its hiding one "

no socks hiding there ..............

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By *istress ValeporcaCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

yes that's me lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes that's me lol x"

and was obviously toooo scared to put the head above the parapet tooo lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be worth you getting hold of the local paper and asking them to help you find the owners of the items.

There's some poor soul out there thinking they have a knicker nicker xx

If not at least it will give everyone a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been bought the odd bird, mouse , rat and even a frog.

On a very strange occasion i was bought a hampster and yes i did find out who's it was the next day waiting for the school bus with the children

Never knickers though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tonight - he hasnt brought anything YET but I guess for him its still early lol

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