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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Morning all try it xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

FaF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got garlic sauce for my kebab?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Kickers off bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ride on the pleasure town express madam?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Assume the position

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Wanna play 'hide the sausage?'

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Anyone fancy dipping their sword into my scabbard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call for you from Ben Dover..

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Insert your penis here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have some cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saddle up, old boy! Her Ladyship is required to ride into battle this fine morning!

It worked yesterday!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Fancy a bunkup dollface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bone train is ready to enter the station??

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Hold this for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready and waiting

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Just enter the room

, in reyality get on my knees and beg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine or yours?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Just whip it out and ask "well?"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will just unzip my jeans, usually enough

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

It usually just takes a certain look...no words needed

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

How much ?

Said in a broad Yorkshire accent

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By *lderguy4uMan
over a year ago

wirral

Do you want it or what?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am going to suck you so slow , wet and hard, run my nails across your balls slip on your huge , fat cock and you won't be saying anything unless you are crying out in pleasure.........

get me ?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Wanna bump uglys?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Get your coat ... you've pulled

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I believe Insulate Britain are right and as a thermally-susceptible appendage, I feel I must clad my penis immediately. Would you be willing to assist?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I am going to suck you so slow , wet and hard, run my nails across your balls slip on your huge , fat cock and you won't be saying anything unless you are crying out in pleasure.........

get me ?"

Granny!

*fans self*

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nippy nippy time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the sausage

See the roll

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Tummy banana seeks twinkle cave. Willing to apply within

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

OK, I'm starting the car...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

OK, I'm starting the car...

Yes Iv pulled

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Can you walk me to my car,....my cars parked outside my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna come back to mine for a coffee...or a bath?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Wanna come back to mine for a coffee...or a bath?"

You had to slip the bath in didn’t ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have the pleasure of the next dance please?……..this one is called the ‘no pants dance’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna come back to mine for a coffee...or a bath?

You had to slip the bath in didn’t ya

Stop giving me those heart eyes or I'll be moving back to NI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm I'd probably not say anything at all, sit on their lap, grind a bit and when it's a good and ready, pop it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm I'd probably not say anything at all, sit on their lap, grind a bit and when it's a good and ready, pop it in

That works for me

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

You had me at coffee, want to come back to mine for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like your sperm bank is over-stocked, you need to liquidate its assets immediately. How does that sound to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one that's worked in the past is "why is your friend sitting next to you, when she should be sitting on my face"

P.S. the bath one is one I've used before too.

I'm a smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a bit

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

On your knees please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get busy tired of talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like the seggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a play

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

My flies won't unzip themselves !

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I want to dunk my donut.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Can I stick my pork sword up your farting clappers.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am going to suck you so slow , wet and hard, run my nails across your balls slip on your huge , fat cock and you won't be saying anything unless you are crying out in pleasure.........

get me ?

Granny!

*fans self*

LvM"

Sorry TVM's ..... forgot myself for a moment...

Back to behaving like a little old lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel."

Love that song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I'll give you a massage ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit o giggery and pockerey

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By *rostgiantMan
over a year ago

Chippenham

Organ Origami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An bhfuil gneas uait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo..let the sausage see the bun.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Well......shall we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to go horizontal jogging?

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By *r happyMan
over a year ago

coleshill

It's time to bend over and bite the pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wake up and go for a run ...wake up and go for a ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there's this pretty nice dumpster behind the Aldi right...

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Fancy working up an appetite

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Fancy working up an appetite

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Come here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come here now

Whatever you say

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I think we could have better time with just us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny is wet and I demand attention.

Danish x

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Come here now

Be right there!

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Got some meat that needs grinding....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Come here now

Be right there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy sitting on my face so I can see what i look like with a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny is wet and I demand attention.

Danish x"

Technically 7 but never going to say no to that

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What does a girl have to do to get some action around here?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's introduce your pork sword to my muff

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

What does a girl have to do to get some action around here?!

Say yes….

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

A wink, a head movement, a smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Points to someone*

"Eh, you. Drink up, you're coming with me."

Never seems to work though.

Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Points to someone*

"Eh, you. Drink up, you're coming with me."

Never seems to work though.

Mrs. "

Try me

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Wanna dunk your biscuit in my cuppa?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Wanna dunk your biscuit in my cuppa?

I literally came here to say the same thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More tea vicar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy putting your Toad in my hole

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I'm an expert at giving massages

...that ole' chestnut

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By *ath-199Man
over a year ago

harlow

Love that

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I've got a hole that needs filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and warm up your sausage in my pocket

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Look into my eyes , my eyes , my eyes , not around the eyes , look into my eyes !

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Come with me this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna shag?

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Ready for your reward?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ready for your reward? "

My ears perked up then.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

You'll do

LvM

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ready for your reward?

My ears perked up then. "

It's not just your ears that are peeking up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s save water and shower together

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Wanna dunk your biscuit in my cuppa?

I literally came here to say the same thing!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Fancy some rumpy pumpy?

Let’s get jiggy

I’m horny

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Come here...I want you x

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

How you doin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to butter my muffin?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Bedroom twister anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make eye contact and move my eyebrows up and down repeatedly until they get the message

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Make a hole with index finger and thumb with one hand then index finger fuck hole with other hand.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

You...bedroom...now!

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Plunge into the magic hole.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Whether it snows or not, I'll give you 6 inches this winter if you want it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come and warm up your sausage in my pocket"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a bit of the ol' slap and tickle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy watching porn on my flat screen mirror

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

You mean do the dance with no pants

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Darling, the dam is about to burst?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

If only my guts were filled with nuts

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Time for ‘ride the poopchute!’ Player 1 are you ready?????

Player 2 …. On my whistle!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hop on then lol

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo.…

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo.…"
ready for next bit xx

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ve baked

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I’ve baked

Can I have some “pie?”

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’ve baked

Can I have some “pie?”

Animal

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fancy going halves on a bastard....

Sorry its crude....

It's late and I'm tired lol.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I’ve baked

Can I have some “pie?”

Animal

Roooar

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo.…"

Bravo

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

All hands to boarding stations, stand by the pumps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I coax you into my dark caverns?

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By *attMonroMan
over a year ago

NE and Central Belt

Toad in the hole anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wink wink - eye flutter*

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