FabSwingers.com forum: Question for diamondsmiles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?

An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eagerly awaits the answer!

Come on Diamond

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?

An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?"

First answer, look in the mirror

Second answer, when a guy is about to fuck you he puts a condom on you as well as him.

Is that a good enough answer Mr Microwilly

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I can't wait for this pearl of wisdom.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?

An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?

First answer, look in the mirror

Second answer, when a guy is about to fuck you he puts a condom on you as well as him.

Is that a good enough answer Mr Microwilly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?

An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?

First answer, look in the mirror

Second answer, when a guy is about to fuck you he puts a condom on you as well as him.

Is that a good enough answer Mr Microwilly"

Ouch

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Or when a guy looks between your legs and says fuck me thats only half an inch short of being a willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha good ansa xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?

An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?

First answer, look in the mirror

Second answer, when a guy is about to fuck you he puts a condom on you as well as him.

Is that a good enough answer Mr Microwilly"

Feels enlightened now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Or when a guy looks between your legs and says fuck me thats only half an inch short of being a willy

and you said bend over to him lmao

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The only reason ste blue keeps his willy pictures private is so that he can prewarn people to get their magnifying glass out before they view them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!

But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!

But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too

Ooooooooouuuuchhh!!

Ding ding round 2

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!

But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too

Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!

But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too

Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from"

Diamond! This is my adopted baby boy you are calling Microwilly. Poor lad could be damaged for life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children!! children!! wot have I missed? someone enlighten me please .............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!

But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too

Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from"

I'll remind you of that when your hanging off it

And swallow me up, shall i bring a plank to tie to me arse??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!

But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too

Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from

I'll remind you of that when your hanging off it

And swallow me up, shall i bring a plank to tie to me arse??

Thats ok, ive still got my secret weapon hidden and i will only use it if i deem it necessary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Diamond! This is my adopted baby boy you are calling Microwilly. Poor lad could be damaged for life."

Thanks lickety, im glad ive got someone in my corner

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!

But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too

Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from

Diamond! This is my adopted baby boy you are calling Microwilly. Poor lad could be damaged for life."

He started it miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats ok, ive still got my secret weapon hidden and i will only use it if i deem it necessary"

See i knew you had a cock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thats ok, ive still got my secret weapon hidden and i will only use it if i deem it necessary

See i knew you had a cock

You carry on, playing the macho boy, i will let you have your moment of glory

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!

But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too

Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from

Diamond! This is my adopted baby boy you are calling Microwilly. Poor lad could be damaged for life.

He started it miss"

I'll be telling him off too - I just haven't worked out his punishment. Last time I sent him to his room he asked to come into mine. Kids, eh?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!

But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too

Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from

Diamond! This is my adopted baby boy you are calling Microwilly. Poor lad could be damaged for life.

He started it miss

I'll be telling him off too - I just haven't worked out his punishment. Last time I sent him to his room he asked to come into mine. Kids, eh?"

That was because he was scared the big boys would think he was a girl only having a micro willy

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?"

I'd say yes Polo and duly needs to suck a mint

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?"

He will be skulking off somewhere now i have one of my secret weapons out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a microwilly one you have to heat up before you use it?

"0 to tasty In 90 seconds!".

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Is a microwilly one you have to heat up before you use it?

"0 to tasty In 90 seconds!".

doubt he will ever get passed 0

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

This thread has made me chuckle!

I dread to think what conversations/slatings diamonds and steblue have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He started it miss

I'll be telling him off too - I just haven't worked out his punishment. Last time I sent him to his room he asked to come into mine. Kids, eh?"

Come into your what??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?

He will be skulking off somewhere now i have one of my secret weapons out

Is polo your secret weapon??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is a microwilly one you have to heat up before you use it?

"0 to tasty In 90 seconds!".

doubt he will ever get passed 0"

Is the 0 symbolic of somethin??

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?

An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?

First answer, look in the mirror

Second answer, when a guy is about to fuck you he puts a condom on you as well as him.

Is that a good enough answer Mr Microwilly"

Damn PMSL, genius.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?

He will be skulking off somewhere now i have one of my secret weapons out

Is polo your secret weapon??

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one of my secret weapons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?

He will be skulking off somewhere now i have one of my secret weapons out

Is polo your secret weapon??

one of my secret weapons"

You mean you have more????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a room, you two!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a big clit by the way lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?

He will be skulking off somewhere now i have one of my secret weapons out

Is polo your secret weapon??

one of my secret weapons

You mean you have more????"

Does an evil laugh just to wind Ste up *muhahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?

He will be skulking off somewhere now i have one of my secret weapons out

Is polo your secret weapon??

one of my secret weapons

You mean you have more????

Does an evil laugh just to wind Ste up *muhahaha "

Shit, are you one of the weapons too???

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