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Why are some willy's so Angry looking?

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Because they don't get enough love & hugs.

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Because they don't get enough love & hugs."

Some get plenty though

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine boasts a similar stern look as perpetually seen on Steven Seagal’s face.

It even has a glued on hairpiece and ponytail to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are absolute wmd's!!!

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mine boasts a similar stern look as perpetually seen on Steven Seagal’s face.

It even has a glued on hairpiece and ponytail to. "

No wig?

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some are absolute wmd's!!!"

Wmds?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some are absolute wmd's!!!

Wmds?"

Weapons of mass destruction

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Mine boasts a similar stern look as perpetually seen on Steven Seagal’s face.

It even has a glued on hairpiece and ponytail to.

No wig?"

The full wig, bandana and those orange shades he’s taken to wearing to. It’s even taking to speaking in a whispering rasp and practicing Aikido moves…

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some are absolute wmd's!!!

Wmds?

Weapons of mass destruction "

Ahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because most of them get battered about something rotten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is just trying to look hard

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Because most of them get battered about something rotten."

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mine is just trying to look hard "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats the most random thing ive heard today Yas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never seen an angry looking penis.

They just seem… excited

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Mines angry cuz you told him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine boasts a similar stern look as perpetually seen on Steven Seagal’s face.

It even has a glued on hairpiece and ponytail to. "

Fire Down Below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they are one letter away from being Wally?

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Thats the most random thing ive heard today Yas "

Try saying that when its looking at you all Grumpy just like the bloke who owns it

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mines angry cuz you told him off "

I can make it up to you x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ve never seen an angry looking penis.

They just seem… excited "

Yeah but you are hussy

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ve never seen an angry looking penis.

They just seem… excited

Yeah but you are hussy "

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is just trying to look hard

"

He's a softy really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never seen an angry looking penis.

They just seem… excited

Yeah but you are hussy "

!!!!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Mine looks much better with lipstick on it

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

There cumming to get you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mine looks much better with lipstick on it "

Colour

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


" "

Xx

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Some are absolute wmd's!!!

Wmds?

Weapons of ass destruction "

Fixed

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Surely the wonky ones are SHY

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some are absolute wmd's!!!

Wmds?

Weapons of ass destruction

Mixed "

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Surely the wonky ones are SHY "

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sigmas is very angry

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I laughed out loud and spat my coffee when I read the title of this thread

its so true, some do

guess it's the rampantness in them,

proper up and at 'em ones do have a kind of grrrr! about them.

I have an excellent cure or two up my sleeve for that mind...

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By *areToShareCouple
over a year ago

Bingham

Because they've been throttled habitually since a teenager, stuffed into confined spaces and have the life sucked out of them at every opportunity!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Sigmas is very angry

"

FUMING !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sigmas is very angry

"

He calls it Angry Anderson.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Mine looks much better with lipstick on it

Colour "

Red to match her eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine every time you were at your proudest and about to burst with happiness ! And then someone put a plastic bag over your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine every time you were at your proudest and about to burst with happiness ! And then someone put a plastic bag over your head. "

I'm now imagining fucking Angelos Epithemiou.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Sigmas is very angry

He calls it Angry Anderson. "

My penis is available as a wedding singer most Wednesdays and some Fridays

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Sigmas is very angry

He calls it Angry Anderson.

My penis is available as a wedding singer most Wednesdays and some Fridays "

Can I book you

April 1st 2023

At 6 pm please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because most of them get battered about something rotten."

Yeah and the buggers even spit at you as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sigmas is very angry

He calls it Angry Anderson. "

^It's a Bouncer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are locked up in a tight space for most of the day only to be freed occasionally in the toilet, you would know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

If you got rigorously pulled back and forth, put in dark places and lived next to a pair of nuts and then lived next to an arsehole you would look pretty angry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Some are absolute wmd's!!!

Wmds?

Weapons of mass destruction "

Weapons of minge destruction, surely?!

*Scarpers*

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Sigmas is very angry

He calls it Angry Anderson.

My penis is available as a wedding singer most Wednesdays and some Fridays

Can I book you

April 1st 2023

At 6 pm please?"

No

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Not angry, just resting bitch face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that bendy bit that scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They go from happily sleeping to being woken with a start, forced to attention, pulled about, forced in and out of holes until they spew, then get ignored. I’d be pretty angry too

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Mine takes after his Dad. Only one good eye and bald. No wonder he looks angry. I've (Dad) learned to live with it but it still grates with him.

P.S. Don't know why I clarified that wuth 'Dad'. It would be pretty weird if it was my willy typing. But pretty cool too I suppose.

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