FabSwingers.com forum: Lost Mojo

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It would appear that my mojo has left, taken the dog and posted it’s keys back through the door.

If anyone sees it, please box it up and send it back, I might need it in the future

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Oi!!!! You robbing my moan Mofo?!?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would appear that my mojo has left, taken the dog and posted it’s keys back through the door.

If anyone sees it, please box it up and send it back, I might need it in the future"

I think mine fucked off and went with yours too!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Have you checked in the washing machine for it along with all the missing socks?

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

They must all be on holiday together as mine has gone missing too been gone about 3 weeks

if any one finds it please send it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m missing a sock. I think it was taken as a keepsake

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’m missing a sock. I think it was taken as a keepsake

You got off lightly. I steal souls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m missing a sock. I think it was taken as a keepsake

You got off lightly. I steal arseholes

^She'll take your arse but you won't feel it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Although, I didn't lose it, I let it run off when I was looking in the wrong direction.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’m missing a sock. I think it was taken as a keepsake

You got off lightly. I steal arseholes

^She'll take your arse but you won't feel it. "

Such a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m missing a sock. I think it was taken as a keepsake

You got off lightly. I steal souls

You are assuming I so have one of those

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Yes. Although, I didn't lose it, I let it run off when I was looking in the wrong direction."

Serves you right for being careless

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

If anyone would like a bit of mojo it appears I have enough and to spare today. I've an absolute superfluity of vim, feel free to take it off my hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would appear that my mojo has left, taken the dog and posted it’s keys back through the door.

If anyone sees it, please box it up and send it back, I might need it in the future"

I think ours have gone for a rendezvous together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines done a runner aswell. Something in the air?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I lost mine during the pani D.

Then I saw someone opened a bar in town called Mojo's.

So is it possible all our Mojo's are living it up out there without us?!

Jo.Xx

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I lost mine during the pani D.

Then I saw someone opened a bar in town called Mojo's.

So is it possible all our Mojo's are living it up out there without us?!

Jo.Xx "

There’s an amazing bar in Mancunia called Mojos… had some epic nights in there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, baby!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

My copy is on the coffee table waiting to be read......

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’m missing a sock. I think it was taken as a keepsake

You got off lightly. I steal souls

You are assuming I so have one of those

Everyone has one… some are just darker than others.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

It will be back when it runs out of doggy poop bags and it realises it needs you

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I lost mine during the pani D.

Then I saw someone opened a bar in town called Mojo's.

So is it possible all our Mojo's are living it up out there without us?!

Jo.Xx

There’s an amazing bar in Mancunia called Mojos… had some epic nights in there!!!

I can imagine.

Still holding out for that night in Canal Street with you as leader.

Jo.Xx

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I’m missing a sock. I think it was taken as a keepsake

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I lost mine during the pani D.

Then I saw someone opened a bar in town called Mojo's.

So is it possible all our Mojo's are living it up out there without us?!

Jo.Xx

There’s an amazing bar in Mancunia called Mojos… had some epic nights in there!!!

I can imagine.

Still holding out for that night in Canal Street with you as leader.

Jo.Xx "

Yessssssss!!!

although I’ve not touched booze since January so if I drink I’ll be a right state!!!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I have an excess right now Tea, willing to share with you

Just be gentle with it, it's quite new and needs a little breaking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time mine went missing I found it in a draw with my lube. This time I can't find my lube either

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Last time mine went missing I found it in a draw with my lube. This time I can't find my lube either

I can relate; Problem is….I can’t find my drawers either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time mine went missing I found it in a draw with my lube. This time I can't find my lube either

I can relate; Problem is….I can’t find my drawers either

I could pop round and help you look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit although not worrying about it as it only makes it worse but since cancer treatment my mojo definitely hasn't been the same, almost nonexistant.

Difficult to know for sure without a woman & watching some porn isn't really the same as the real thing!

Oh well, probably find out sooner or later

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sorry Tea, I stole it.

I'll give it back when I'm passing if you want?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

You want some of mine? It's barely being used

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Last time mine went missing I found it in a draw with my lube. This time I can't find my lube either

I can relate; Problem is….I can’t find my drawers either

I could pop round and help you look

That’s the spirit - I’m sure with your help it will pop up…..

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"It would appear that my mojo has left, taken the dog and posted it’s keys back through the door.

If anyone sees it, please box it up and send it back, I might need it in the future

I think ours have gone for a rendezvous together."

Bloody typical! You’d think that they’d at least take pictures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have spent more years on fab not wanting sex than I have wanting it. I am doing something wrong.

There are lots I would love to have sex with, and if you could all just transport yourself right infront of me all naked and eager then I would be super keen to participate Im sure. I know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time mine went missing I found it in a draw with my lube. This time I can't find my lube either

I can relate; Problem is….I can’t find my drawers either

I could pop round and help you look

That’s the spirit - I’m sure with your help it will pop up…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would appear that my mojo has left, taken the dog and posted it’s keys back through the door.

If anyone sees it, please box it up and send it back, I might need it in the future"

Just watch some porn to get it back.

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

I’ve definitely lost my fab mojo. Feels like nothing but time wasting and not nice messages at the minute to be honest. Fed up of people saying they want to meet and then never doing anything a lot it.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Too kitchen drawer behind the chargers you no longer know what they charge are

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"It would appear that my mojo has left, taken the dog and posted it’s keys back through the door.

If anyone sees it, please box it up and send it back, I might need it in the future

Just watch some porn to get it back. "

If only it were that simple

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Do you think these mojos are all hanging out together?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do you think these mojos are all hanging out together?

They’re all drinking Mojito‘s somewhere right now whilst laughing at their respective owners plight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't lose mine. It told me to get lost!!

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Mojo for life in general or just sexy fun? X

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Do you think these mojos are all hanging out together?

They’re all drinking Mojito‘s somewhere right now whilst laughing at their respective owners plight.

Mojos drinking mojitos? That sounds so cute

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Didn't Mojo go.to.the states to be a actor, apeared in Transformers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't lose mine. It told me to get lost!!

Shall I fix it for you?

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Anyone found my mojo yet? How about all you other with missing mojos have they returned yet?

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