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"Don't tell anyone, but Mr KC's snores are quite sweet really " awwww | |||
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"Sometimes I want to post the equivalent of having a wee breakdown and screaming into the ether but I’m never quite sure how that gets written. " Does this emoji cut the mustard?  | |||
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"I live my life without max for months at a time. It feels so lonely Chesty X" ((Hugs)) | |||
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"Sometimes I’m having a wank and I start thinking about laundry and chores that need doing and then have a panic about how to speed up and finish so I can go and get them done or whether it’s rude to myself to just stop mid way, like should I apologise to myself?" I completely get this! I'm awaiting an ADHD diagnosis so my mind goes off on constant tangents  | |||
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"I have some gossip…. This thread contains some sexy people! I’ll let you all decide who I’m referring to
Ok I’ll tell you, it’s everyone ! "I’m sexy! It’s unheard of but I’m having that! | |||
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"Sometimes I want to post the equivalent of having a wee breakdown and screaming into the ether but I’m never quite sure how that gets written. Does this emoji cut the mustard? "It’s mid way between that and this  | |||
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"Sometimes I’m having a wank and I start thinking about laundry and chores that need doing and then have a panic about how to speed up and finish so I can go and get them done or whether it’s rude to myself to just stop mid way, like should I apologise to myself? I completely get this! I'm awaiting an ADHD diagnosis so my mind goes off on constant tangents "But seriously, should I apologise?! | |||
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"I have some gossip…. This thread contains some sexy people! I’ll let you all decide who I’m referring to
Ok I’ll tell you, it’s everyone !
I’m sexy! It’s unheard of but I’m having that!"Further gossip, you are far too modest | |||
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"Sometimes I’m having a wank and I start thinking about laundry and chores that need doing and then have a panic about how to speed up and finish so I can go and get them done or whether it’s rude to myself to just stop mid way, like should I apologise to myself? I completely get this! I'm awaiting an ADHD diagnosis so my mind goes off on constant tangents
But seriously, should I apologise?!"I do. then promise myself two later. | |||
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"Sometimes I’m having a wank and I start thinking about laundry and chores that need doing and then have a panic about how to speed up and finish so I can go and get them done or whether it’s rude to myself to just stop mid way, like should I apologise to myself?" Is there a female equivalent of blue balls? If there is I’m sure it can’t be good, finish first then you can glow through the chores! | |||
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"When I’m in meetings or in a tense atmosphere a part of me wants to lick peoples faces or do something so obscene just to cut the tension " I get that. Sometimes I want to yell “cunt” at people just because. I don’t think they are one, I just have all this need to be outrageous. | |||
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"I have a secret" Oooooooh! | |||
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"Sometimes I’m having a wank and I start thinking about laundry and chores that need doing and then have a panic about how to speed up and finish so I can go and get them done or whether it’s rude to myself to just stop mid way, like should I apologise to myself? I completely get this! I'm awaiting an ADHD diagnosis so my mind goes off on constant tangents
But seriously, should I apologise?!
I do. then promise myself two later. "I second this! Go off and do whatever you need to and reward yourself after, and if you can't get someone that can reward you for you | |||
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"When I’m in meetings or in a tense atmosphere a part of me wants to lick peoples faces or do something so obscene just to cut the tension I get that. Sometimes I want to yell “cunt” at people just because. I don’t think they are one, I just have all this need to be outrageous. " I had to restrain myself from yelling "cunt" and causing harm to items of office furniture at work earlier. Fucking eejits | |||
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"When I’m in meetings or in a tense atmosphere a part of me wants to lick peoples faces or do something so obscene just to cut the tension I get that. Sometimes I want to yell “cunt” at people just because. I don’t think they are one, I just have all this need to be outrageous. I had to restrain myself from yelling "cunt" and causing harm to items of office furniture at work earlier. Fucking eejits "I love sending messages to colleagues during online meetings to make them laugh, usually at a participants expense and watch them trying not to lose or it just turning the camera off! | |||
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"When I’m in meetings or in a tense atmosphere a part of me wants to lick peoples faces or do something so obscene just to cut the tension I get that. Sometimes I want to yell “cunt” at people just because. I don’t think they are one, I just have all this need to be outrageous. I had to restrain myself from yelling "cunt" and causing harm to items of office furniture at work earlier. Fucking eejits
I love sending messages to colleagues during online meetings to make them laugh, usually at a participants expense and watch them trying not to lose or it just turning the camera off!"I have selected colleagues (mainly one colleague) with whom I also play this game. My earlier expositions on "cunts" were from 1:1 discussion, mainly  | |||
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"Sometimes I will people to trip up as they’re walking. I imagine it really hard as if I have some kind of telekinetic power. So far I can make them walk forward more but not trip up. One day though, one day. " I do this! | |||
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"When I’m in meetings or in a tense atmosphere a part of me wants to lick peoples faces or do something so obscene just to cut the tension I get that. Sometimes I want to yell “cunt” at people just because. I don’t think they are one, I just have all this need to be outrageous. I had to restrain myself from yelling "cunt" and causing harm to items of office furniture at work earlier. Fucking eejits
I love sending messages to colleagues during online meetings to make them laugh, usually at a participants expense and watch them trying not to lose or it just turning the camera off!
I have selected colleagues (mainly one colleague) with whom I also play this game. My earlier expositions on "cunts" were from 1:1 discussion, mainly "Excellent! A particular favourite was a vendor who sounded like salad fingers (YouTube it!) led to an awkward silence when nobody could unmute because we had all lost it! | |||
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"I love salad fingers!! I like…. Rusty spoons" *happy dance* | |||
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"Sometimes I’m having a wank and I start thinking about laundry and chores that need doing and then have a panic about how to speed up and finish so I can go and get them done or whether it’s rude to myself to just stop mid way, like should I apologise to myself?" This is totally normal. I do the same. It’s a huge buzz kill | |||
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"I live my life without max for months at a time. It feels so lonely Chesty X ((Hugs))" Thank you | |||
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"Sometimes when I’m receiving oral I let myself fall asleep because it’s relaxing and I hope they don’t stop to ask if I’m ok or try and talk to me. " I just say that I want to be lollipopped to sleep so they know it’s going to happen. | |||
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"Sometimes when I’m receiving oral I let myself fall asleep because it’s relaxing and I hope they don’t stop to ask if I’m ok or try and talk to me. I just say that I want to be lollipopped to sleep so they know it’s going to happen. " Lollipopped!! LOLLIPOPPED! I am jazzed by this | |||
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"I have an irrational phobia of fish. They are hideous things. Hate them. " (fish) Damn, no emoji. | |||
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"Sometimes when I’m receiving oral I let myself fall asleep because it’s relaxing and I hope they don’t stop to ask if I’m ok or try and talk to me. I just say that I want to be lollipopped to sleep so they know it’s going to happen. Lollipopped!! LOLLIPOPPED! I am jazzed by this " They can stop when I start snoring. It works a treat. | |||
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"Sometimes when I’m receiving oral I let myself fall asleep because it’s relaxing and I hope they don’t stop to ask if I’m ok or try and talk to me. " Hahaha really?? I've never fallen asleep on max when he's eating my pussy!!  | |||
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"Sometimes when I’m receiving oral I let myself fall asleep because it’s relaxing and I hope they don’t stop to ask if I’m ok or try and talk to me. I just say that I want to be lollipopped to sleep so they know it’s going to happen. Lollipopped!! LOLLIPOPPED! I am jazzed by this They can stop when I start snoring. It works a treat. " That’s the dream. I’m going to have an early night so im going to suggest being lollipopped. Just so I can say lollipop me | |||
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"Sometimes when I’m receiving oral I let myself fall asleep because it’s relaxing and I hope they don’t stop to ask if I’m ok or try and talk to me. " How rude! ( although I've feel asleep a couple of times receiving so I can totally relate) | |||
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"I fake it 9.5 x out of 10. It takes a lot to get me there and not many people can. "It’s frustrating that others feel less than for not getting someone all the way there hence the need for faking. Why can’t we say this feels lovely but I’m not going to finish tonight and that’s okay. | |||
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"CUNT!!!" everyone luvs them (except when they smell like fish) 
please don’t gang up on me all you lovely lady’s | |||
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"Sometimes I’m having a wank and I start thinking about laundry and chores that need doing and then have a panic about how to speed up and finish so I can go and get them done or whether it’s rude to myself to just stop mid way, like should I apologise to myself?" I can’t explain it, but there is something oddly exciting about female masturbation being referred to as wanking | |||
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"When the pandemic hit and I start working remotely I started holding my crotch and penis on the outside of my pants. I never got anything sexual from it but it would make help relax me. Often I'd not even realise I was doing it. However I now have to actively focus on noting doing it as I don't think it will be well received when I do return to work. " | |||
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"I fake it 9.5 x out of 10. It takes a lot to get me there and not many people can.
It’s frustrating that others feel less than for not getting someone all the way there hence the need for faking. Why can’t we say this feels lovely but I’m not going to finish tonight and that’s okay. "I think it’s because we don’t want to insult or offend a partner. I have more chance of climaxing with a female than I do a male partner. I definitely do enjoy myself it’s just that it doesn’t often end in the big O. So maybe I’ll use your line next time. | |||
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"Sometimes I’m having a wank and I start thinking about laundry and chores that need doing and then have a panic about how to speed up and finish so I can go and get them done or whether it’s rude to myself to just stop mid way, like should I apologise to myself? I can’t explain it, but there is something oddly exciting about female masturbation being referred to as wanking "Yea!!! | |||
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"When the pandemic hit and I start working remotely I started holding my crotch and penis on the outside of my pants during work meetings and giving presetstions. I never got anything sexual from it but it would make help relax me. Often I'd not even realise I was doing it. However I now have to actively focus on noting doing it as I don't think it will be well received when I do return to work." Yeah you might need to re think this one. Else you might find HR will want a word lol. | |||
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"When I'm on buses I try to imagine what other passengers' cum faces look like." Hahahaha I’m doing this now on every public transport journey I make. It’ll make it much more interesting. | |||
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"When I'm on buses I try to imagine what other passengers' cum faces look like." | |||
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"When the pandemic hit and I start working remotely I started holding my crotch and penis on the outside of my pants during work meetings and giving presetstions. I never got anything sexual from it but it would make help relax me. Often I'd not even realise I was doing it. However I now have to actively focus on noting doing it as I don't think it will be well received when I do return to work. Yeah you might need to re think this one. Else you might find HR will want a word lol. " . Finger's crossed they'll want to hold it for me.  | |||
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"I spill food on my boobs at pretty much every meal. My friend has bought me a bib. " Oh god same! I think it’s a big boob problem. | |||
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"I spill food on my boobs at pretty much every meal. My friend has bought me a bib. Oh god same! I think it’s a big boob problem. " It’s like my hand can’t track around them and wobbles. | |||
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"I spill food on my boobs at pretty much every meal. My friend has bought me a bib. " You're gonna need a bigger bib | |||
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"I made cakes for work as I’ve joined a new team and the existing team have a bee in their bonnet about it. My old boss applied but didn’t get it. He was their buddy. They threw my cakes out. Now when I make a coffee I empty the kettle so they have to reboil it and it takes ages. " That makes me angry to read. I will think up more paybacks you can carry out. | |||
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"I made cakes for work as I’ve joined a new team and the existing team have a bee in their bonnet about it. My old boss applied but didn’t get it. He was their buddy. They threw my cakes out. Now when I make a coffee I empty the kettle so they have to reboil it and it takes ages. That makes me angry to read. I will think up more paybacks you can carry out. " Cut the corner off the teabags so they get leaves in their tea | |||
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"I made cakes for work as I’ve joined a new team and the existing team have a bee in their bonnet about it. My old boss applied but didn’t get it. He was their buddy. They threw my cakes out. Now when I make a coffee I empty the kettle so they have to reboil it and it takes ages. That makes me angry to read. I will think up more paybacks you can carry out. Cut the corner off the teabags so they get leaves in their tea" Oooooo! | |||
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"I made cakes for work as I’ve joined a new team and the existing team have a bee in their bonnet about it. My old boss applied but didn’t get it. He was their buddy. They threw my cakes out. Now when I make a coffee I empty the kettle so they have to reboil it and it takes ages. " If I was you I'd start putting dog shit in the coffee and just bring in my own coffee tbh. | |||
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"I made cakes for work as I’ve joined a new team and the existing team have a bee in their bonnet about it. My old boss applied but didn’t get it. He was their buddy. They threw my cakes out. Now when I make a coffee I empty the kettle so they have to reboil it and it takes ages. If I was you I'd start putting dog shit in the coffee and just bring in my own coffee tbh. " Or just add pepper to the coffee and bring your own in. | |||
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"I ran out of the house at 9.52pm as I had a sudden craving for ice cream and the shop shut at 10pm. Got there, got the ice cream, devoured half a tub. Happy "Ice cream whore. | |||
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"I made cakes for work as I’ve joined a new team and the existing team have a bee in their bonnet about it. My old boss applied but didn’t get it. He was their buddy. They threw my cakes out. Now when I make a coffee I empty the kettle so they have to reboil it and it takes ages. If I was you I'd start putting dog shit in the coffee and just bring in my own coffee tbh. Or just add pepper to the coffee and bring your own in. " Hmmm, pepper seems to be letting them off quite lightly though. | |||
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"I ran out of the house at 9.52pm as I had a sudden craving for ice cream and the shop shut at 10pm. Got there, got the ice cream, devoured half a tub. Happy
Ice cream whore. "I'm contemplating having more too | |||
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"I spill food on my boobs at pretty much every meal. My friend has bought me a bib. " Same ... well, not the bib part.
I was eating sweets tonight and on getting ready for bed, a random Skittle fell out of my tits! | |||
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"I ran out of the house at 9.52pm as I had a sudden craving for ice cream and the shop shut at 10pm. Got there, got the ice cream, devoured half a tub. Happy "Half a tub. Pfffffft, lightweight! | |||
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