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"Put the toilet seat down. If you make a mess, clear it up. Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you." Now the toilet seat thing has never bothered me.....but not replacing the loo roll when its run out does! | |||
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"It's one of my OCD things. I have a few. If magazines or papers are piled anywhere, the pile has to be neat and straight at the edges." Towels have to be folded and in line. | |||
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"When cooking there is no need to use every implement in the kitchen " Thats a fave of mine used in conjunction with an addition of....if you do you wash the buggers up! | |||
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"When cooking there is no need to use every implement in the kitchen " | |||
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"When cooking there is no need to use every implement in the kitchen Thats a fave of mine used in conjunction with an addition of....if you do you wash the buggers up! " Yes! Or else the kitchen cleaning fairies exist! | |||
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"When cooking there is no need to use every implement in the kitchen " Or if you really must, then at least wash the bloody things up after yourself. | |||
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"When cooking there is no need to use every implement in the kitchen " This time I will try writing too How can a man do creative cooking without using lots of pots and pans - there are always so many components required for fancy food - lol | |||
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"When cooking there is no need to use every implement in the kitchen This time I will try writing too How can a man do creative cooking without using lots of pots and pans - there are always so many components required for fancy food - lol " The same way a woman does but just need to use half the amount, or clean up after yourself! | |||
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"Put the toilet seat down. If you make a mess, clear it up. Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you.Now the toilet seat thing has never bothered me.....but not replacing the loo roll when its run out does! " And putting the empty roll in the bin!! | |||
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"Cocks are not to be wiped on the curtains." However Hens are permitted | |||
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"Cocks are not to be wiped on the curtains." Or nearest towel/ piece of clothing! | |||
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"Curtains must be straight and lined up properly when open in said hold backs " seems like I am reading my mum | |||
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"If you dribble when you tiddle, wipe the seat!" If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie. | |||
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"Put the toilet seat down. If you make a mess, clear it up. Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you." My ex used to complain if I left the toilet seat up and she'd complain if I pissed all over it. No pleasing some people... | |||
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"Put the toilet seat down. If you make a mess, clear it up. Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you. My ex used to complain if I left the toilet seat up and she'd complain if I pissed all over it. No pleasing some people..." Er, lift it to pee and put it down again afterwards. Or sit down to pee. Or wipe up your mess afterwards. | |||
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"Put the toilet seat down. If you make a mess, clear it up. Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you. My ex used to complain if I left the toilet seat up and she'd complain if I pissed all over it. No pleasing some people..." Not just the seat at my house. The toilet has a lid for a reason (to keep noxious smells contained and to stop the cats from falling in) both seat and lid should be lowered after use | |||
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"If you dribble when you tiddle, wipe the seat!" Do you goose step around the house? | |||
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"Put the toilet seat down. If you make a mess, clear it up. Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you. My ex used to complain if I left the toilet seat up and she'd complain if I pissed all over it. No pleasing some people... Not just the seat at my house. The toilet has a lid for a reason (to keep noxious smells contained and to stop the cats from falling in) both seat and lid should be lowered after use " Same here, for the same reasons. | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! " Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? | |||
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"Put the toilet seat down. If you make a mess, clear it up. Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you. My ex used to complain if I left the toilet seat up and she'd complain if I pissed all over it. No pleasing some people... Not just the seat at my house. The toilet has a lid for a reason (to keep noxious smells contained and to stop the cats from falling in) both seat and lid should be lowered after use " I am house trained really, especially after reading that flushing without closing the lid can lead to particles landing on toothbrushes - shudder. | |||
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"Cocks are not to be wiped on the curtains. Or nearest towel/ piece of clothing!" Licked clean, Julie. Much more hygienic! | |||
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"It puts the lotion in the basket." lol silence of lambs love it xxxx | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?" Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat | |||
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"if my wine glass is empty time to find a new BF" 100% agree there! | |||
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"shut cupboard doors and drawers after use" Oh Christ, that really grinds my gears! | |||
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"You girls have got serious issues " You only just noticed? | |||
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"If you dribble when you tiddle, wipe the seat! Do you goose step around the house? " Nope I do the duck dance | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat " Is this before, during or after playtime? | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat Is this before, during or after playtime? " This is as soon as I open the front door to you | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat Is this before, during or after playtime? This is as soon as I open the front door to you" Makes mental note "if ever invited to Julie's, take a pinny and possibly a pair of Marrigolds!" | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat Is this before, during or after playtime? This is as soon as I open the front door to you Makes mental note "if ever invited to Julie's, take a pinny and possibly a pair of Marrigolds!"" Don't worry I can provide all the equipment necessary | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat Is this before, during or after playtime? This is as soon as I open the front door to you Makes mental note "if ever invited to Julie's, take a pinny and possibly a pair of Marrigolds!" Don't worry I can provide all the equipment necessary" I hope your knives are sharp then. I cannot abide blunt knives! | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat Is this before, during or after playtime? This is as soon as I open the front door to you Makes mental note "if ever invited to Julie's, take a pinny and possibly a pair of Marrigolds!" Don't worry I can provide all the equipment necessary I hope your knives are sharp then. I cannot abide blunt knives! " Oh hell yes as feel exactly the same! | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat Is this before, during or after playtime? This is as soon as I open the front door to you Makes mental note "if ever invited to Julie's, take a pinny and possibly a pair of Marrigolds!" Don't worry I can provide all the equipment necessary I hope your knives are sharp then. I cannot abide blunt knives! Oh hell yes as feel exactly the same!" I'll leave the sharpening steel at home then. | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat Is this before, during or after playtime? This is as soon as I open the front door to you" In that case I'll pre-cook my famous shepherd pie then. | |||
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"What are yours? I have several....one is.... If you have to fart stick your ass out the window. " hopefully that is before ......... | |||
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"You girls have got serious issues " But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule! | |||
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"You girls have got serious issues But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule! " reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol | |||
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"You girls have got serious issues But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule! reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol" But we know you'd be on your best behaviour | |||
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"You girls have got serious issues But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule! reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol But we know you'd be on your best behaviour" sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat Is this before, during or after playtime? This is as soon as I open the front door to you In that case I'll pre-cook my famous shepherd pie then. " Bet it isn't as good as mine | |||
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"You girls have got serious issues But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule! reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol But we know you'd be on your best behaviour sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps " Ok bro! You've got your key? | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat Is this before, during or after playtime? This is as soon as I open the front door to you In that case I'll pre-cook my famous shepherd pie then. Bet it isn't as good as mine" I make a mean Melanzane Parmagiana. | |||
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"You girls have got serious issues But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule! reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol But we know you'd be on your best behaviour sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps Ok bro! You've got your key?" nope lost it again dont worry, postie said I can use his | |||
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"You girls have got serious issues But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule! reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol But we know you'd be on your best behaviour sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps Ok bro! You've got your key? nope lost it again dont worry, postie said I can use his" Hurry up, I am just cooking something for you, and I am so going to tell Mum that you were late for dinner again | |||
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"You girls have got serious issues But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule! reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol But we know you'd be on your best behaviour sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps Ok bro! You've got your key? nope lost it again dont worry, postie said I can use his Hurry up, I am just cooking something for you, and I am so going to tell Mum that you were late for dinner again " Unless its fish fingers I'm not coming home | |||
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"Put toilet seat and lid down Turn lights off when not in room Do not delete anything of mine of the tivo box " See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff | |||
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"You girls have got serious issues But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule! reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol But we know you'd be on your best behaviour sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps Ok bro! You've got your key? nope lost it again dont worry, postie said I can use his Hurry up, I am just cooking something for you, and I am so going to tell Mum that you were late for dinner again Unless its fish fingers I'm not coming home " It is fish, but not fingers | |||
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"Put toilet seat and lid down Turn lights off when not in room Do not delete anything of mine of the tivo box See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff" I just cleaned the downstairs loos after you visit earlier, not a pretty site, and no it is easier and less energy to put it down, not up | |||
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"Put toilet seat and lid down Turn lights off when not in room Do not delete anything of mine of the tivo box See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff I just cleaned the downstairs loos after you visit earlier, not a pretty site, and no it is easier and less energy to put it down, not up " Pmsl I'm guessing you cleaned the ceiling as well then ? | |||
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"Put toilet seat and lid down Turn lights off when not in room Do not delete anything of mine of the tivo box See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff I just cleaned the downstairs loos after you visit earlier, not a pretty site, and no it is easier and less energy to put it down, not up Pmsl I'm guessing you cleaned the ceiling as well then ?" Anyway where men could point and shoot, of course! | |||
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"Oh my so many things that drives people mad thanks goodness I'm so chilled that nothing bothers me lol" Watch this space I'm good at bothering | |||
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"See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff" No, no and no.... Try being bursting for the loo.... with a soft close toilet seat that takes about 10 seconds to go down | |||
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"See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff No, no and no.... Try being bursting for the loo.... with a soft close toilet seat that takes about 10 seconds to go down " Long nosed funnel? | |||
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"Wash your hands before preparing food! Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then? Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat Is this before, during or after playtime? This is as soon as I open the front door to you In that case I'll pre-cook my famous shepherd pie then. Bet it isn't as good as mine" Well that sounds like a challenge | |||
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"When cooking there is no need to use every implement in the kitchen " hubby does this, drives me bonkers | |||
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