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If you woke up as the opposite sex..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would be the first thing you would do?

Me: I’d explore the use of a vibrator and dildo, before heading to the bathroom to see if the toilet seat being left “up” irks me.

(My good friend Eric says “I’d finger myslef for a bit and then spend the rest of the day learning how to drive”. Bad boy, Eric!).

Will x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Helicopter then wee standing up…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Helicopter then wee standing up… "

Haha - I reckon You’ve wee’d standing up before, Saff!

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By *tefe-MartyCouple
over a year ago

Cambs

Obvious but play with my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scream then have a wank lol

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Try out the seemingly endless list of sex toys for women

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try out the seemingly endless list of sex toys for women

LvM"

Exactly this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would put my willy into all kinds of things to see what it would feel like. Also I'd measure it. With a tape measure and against a sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scream then have a wank lol"

Hah

I bet you wouldn’t scream as loud as your chap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would put my willy into all kinds of things to see what it would feel like. Also I'd measure it. With a tape measure and against a sky remote. "

Or a can of lager?

And obviously you’d have to take a pic of yourself holding a fish? For no reason whatsoever.

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By *willworknakedMan
over a year ago

woking

Go out pantieless in a short skirt and tease like fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and moan for absolutely no reason and learn the art of having an argument and always being right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would put my willy into all kinds of things to see what it would feel like. Also I'd measure it. With a tape measure and against a sky remote.

Or a can of lager?

And obviously you’d have to take a pic of yourself holding a fish? For no reason whatsoever.

"

LOL!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Helicopter then wee standing up…

Haha - I reckon You’ve wee’d standing up before, Saff!"

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scream then have a wank lol

Hah

I bet you wouldn’t scream as loud as your chap! "
Haha I'm single now still live with the ex thou but he is gay now so that would probably make his day lol.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Go shopping for five hours for a new dress and come back with a handbag and shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scream then have a wank lol

Hah

I bet you wouldn’t scream as loud as your chap! Haha I'm single now still live with the ex thou but he is gay now so that would probably make his day lol."

Was he not gay before? Lol.

He’d be very confused for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Mrs) would walk around the house absolutely oblivious to any jobs or housework that need doing.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I would whop it across some willing lady's arse cheeks! Obviously, I’m massive and she buckles under the weight of my extremely large penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I (Mrs) would walk around the house absolutely oblivious to any jobs or housework that need doing."

Be careful, with great power comes great responsibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably try to work out how to piss into the loo not all over the floor with a hard on. Oh wait, men haven't cracked that yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scream then have a wank lol

Hah

I bet you wouldn’t scream as loud as your chap! Haha I'm single now still live with the ex thou but he is gay now so that would probably make his day lol.

Was he not gay before? Lol.

He’d be very confused for sure! "
no he was bi for the 24 years we where together 3 years gay we have kids hence still living together but he has a boyfriend now he sees regularly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I (Mrs) would walk around the house absolutely oblivious to any jobs or housework that need doing."

And then quiz your wife like a spoilt child when she gets arsey with you wanting to “go out and watch the football”?

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Probably try to work out how to piss into the loo not all over the floor with a hard on. Oh wait, men haven't cracked that yet "

??

I would be really considerate and do a ‘sit down wee’!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably try to work out how to piss into the loo not all over the floor with a hard on. Oh wait, men haven't cracked that yet

??

I would be really considerate and do a ‘sit down wee’! "

Some of us are ok at that you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I (Mrs) would walk around the house absolutely oblivious to any jobs or housework that need doing.

And then quiz your wife like a spoilt child when she gets arsey with you wanting to “go out and watch the football”? "

Heck, I'm a man now. I don't need to tell anyone what I'm doing. Slip my shoes on and away I go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d try and learn to pee standing up and then there’s no reason to moan about the token seat being left up

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Complain about all the dick pics I am suddenly inundated with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I (Mrs) would walk around the house absolutely oblivious to any jobs or housework that need doing.

And then quiz your wife like a spoilt child when she gets arsey with you wanting to “go out and watch the football”?

Heck, I'm a man now. I don't need to tell anyone what I'm doing. Slip my shoes on and away I go."

Good point, well made

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Check to see if Wills changed also

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d try and learn to pee standing up and then there’s no reason to moan about the token seat being left up "

Or admit to your fella that you’ve been wrong all these years and that, actually, the considerate thing to do is leave the toilet seat up, so that he doesn’t have to put it down before using it.

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Take a few dozen selfies with a pout

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Probably shave my privates knowing my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make myself squirt, I'd like to feel that ecstasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls

Rearrange myself

Fart

Then have to have a sit down wee with a raging hard on.

Then spend all day wanking probably

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I would spend a fair amount of time exploring what it feels like to have a prostate. Mr says he would spend the day multitasking.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Take a hot soapy shower.

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

Get a cold to see if it's really that bad for guys. Lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I would forget how to read maps and use a sat nav to find a shop selling expensive chocolates.

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton


"I would forget how to read maps and use a sat nav to find a shop selling expensive chocolates."

Lol we don't need either. We just know where they are.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Scratch my balls

Rearrange myself

Fart

Then have to have a sit down wee with a raging hard on.

Then spend all day wanking probably "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would be gay so would try and get a meet with a man on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sign up to fab and see if I could get any interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably start looking in my handbag for the keys

I’ve left on the kitchen table!!!!

N xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a right slapper

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


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Id be fucking horrified!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"

Id be fucking horrified! "

Where are my boobs?

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"

Id be fucking horrified!

Where are my boobs?"

I would miss my pussy to play with, more fun than a willy!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"

Id be fucking horrified!

Where are my boobs?"

Lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"

Id be fucking horrified!

Where are my boobs?

I would miss my pussy to play with, more fun than a willy! "

They only have two uses! Pussy has so much more

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


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Id be fucking horrified!

Where are my boobs?

I would miss my pussy to play with, more fun than a willy! "

Care to prove that one? My fingers would love to know.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

see how high I can piss up the wall

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Get myself to a trampoline pronto. It must be lovely to go on them without heavy boobs threatening to smack me in the face.

I mean I'd probably have a wank later on, but trampolining first.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"

Id be fucking horrified!

Where are my boobs?

I would miss my pussy to play with, more fun than a willy!

They only have two uses! Pussy has so much more "

Not true!

Towel hanger

Sundial

Pacifier for the au pair

Depth gauge for the snow: limited usage.

The ultimate fidget toy.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I would just walk around, being right about everything. Then, if someone pisses me off, call the sisterhood to arms and yell about Misogyny.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Get myself to a trampoline pronto. It must be lovely to go on them without heavy boobs threatening to smack me in the face.

I mean I'd probably have a wank later on, but trampolining first."

You'd then have your newly acquired balls smacking you on the lower belly, assuming you're starkers.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I would walk around asking if my bum looks big and then go shopping for new clothes that I don't need, o wait ! Dam I do this anyway

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Take a picture of my willy with a sky remote or a can of lynx, just to prove I'm well endowed

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Take a picture of my willy with a sky remote or a can of lynx, just to prove I'm well endowed "

brilliant

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Get myself to a trampoline pronto. It must be lovely to go on them without heavy boobs threatening to smack me in the face.

I mean I'd probably have a wank later on, but trampolining first.

You'd then have your newly acquired balls smacking you on the lower belly, assuming you're starkers."

I think they frown on nudity at Flip Out, I'd be good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if my new clitoris is really that much more sensitive than my current frenulum.

Try to make myself squirt.

Have lesbian sex with the 'her' in my name and get her to try fisting me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I only have one question is their a time frame how long for and would whoever get it back

A lot would also depend upon what I've been given because I might not be happy and decide to chop it off or slice it and request a refund

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ignore all my mail and block

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Smash the patriarchy!

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