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Don't you just hate it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when something you've ordered is delayed because of the so called "clerical error"

I want my new bike!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Is that posh talk for a 'cock up'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha, sorry babe, I'm actually waiting for me new town bike, my old one is broke beyond repair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that posh talk for a 'cock up'"

ah fook i learn something new. looks like i went to a party on saturday and had myself a clerical error lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha, so its your fault then

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"haha, sorry babe, I'm actually waiting for me new town bike, my old one is broke beyond repair "

Who broke ya bike hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i cycle 140 miles a week on it, so I guess it was me, had it 7 years so its more than payed for its self, getting a proper commuting bike this time that should stand up for the miles I do, you should see my thighs lol xxxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"i cycle 140 miles a week on it, so I guess it was me, had it 7 years so its more than payed for its self, getting a proper commuting bike this time that should stand up for the miles I do, you should see my thighs lol xxxx"

thunderthighs eh, love a guy with tight thighs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ave seen his thighs

but i also have a thing for cyclists. there is just something that makes me, when i drive past them. put my arm out the window and either pinch their bum, or knock the feckers off their bike

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"ave seen his thighs

but i also have a thing for cyclists. there is just something that makes me, when i drive past them. put my arm out the window and either pinch their bum, or knock the feckers off their bike"

OK what you do with Mally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ave seen his thighs

but i also have a thing for cyclists. there is just something that makes me, when i drive past them. put my arm out the window and either pinch their bum, or knock the feckers off their bike

OK what you do with Mally"

well I wasnt pushed off my bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt do either. i just honked at him and got him in my car

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"ave seen his thighs

but i also have a thing for cyclists. there is just something that makes me, when i drive past them. put my arm out the window and either pinch their bum, or knock the feckers off their bike"

I've started a little local campaign to make it legal for anyone to take their car onto the pavement for the specific purpose of knocking down one of the many cyclists who see the pavement as their preserve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ave seen his thighs

but i also have a thing for cyclists. there is just something that makes me, when i drive past them. put my arm out the window and either pinch their bum, or knock the feckers off their bike

I've started a little local campaign to make it legal for anyone to take their car onto the pavement for the specific purpose of knocking down one of the many cyclists who see the pavement as their preserve."

omg a man who talks sense. think you and i have been watching too many Mad Max movies hun.

3 points for knocking Mally off his bike. will look out for him on his way home tonite me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ave seen his thighs

but i also have a thing for cyclists. there is just something that makes me, when i drive past them. put my arm out the window and either pinch their bum, or knock the feckers off their bike

I've started a little local campaign to make it legal for anyone to take their car onto the pavement for the specific purpose of knocking down one of the many cyclists who see the pavement as their preserve."

any one in bright lycra deserves to be a target

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ave seen his thighs

but i also have a thing for cyclists. there is just something that makes me, when i drive past them. put my arm out the window and either pinch their bum, or knock the feckers off their bike

I've started a little local campaign to make it legal for anyone to take their car onto the pavement for the specific purpose of knocking down one of the many cyclists who see the pavement as their preserve."

let me know how that works out for you

I never cycle on the pedestrian walkway, Pussy can confirm this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ave seen his thighs

but i also have a thing for cyclists. there is just something that makes me, when i drive past them. put my arm out the window and either pinch their bum, or knock the feckers off their bike

I've started a little local campaign to make it legal for anyone to take their car onto the pavement for the specific purpose of knocking down one of the many cyclists who see the pavement as their preserve.

omg a man who talks sense. think you and i have been watching too many Mad Max movies hun.

3 points for knocking Mally off his bike. will look out for him on his way home tonite me thinks "

haha, hope i land right on your bonet

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"

I've started a little local campaign to make it legal for anyone to take their car onto the pavement for the specific purpose of knocking down one of the many cyclists who see the pavement as their preserve.

let me know how that works out for you

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Once it's up and running I'm hoping to extend it to cyclists running red lights.

Any motorist contributing to this cull of anti-social cyclists will be entitled to any points s/he may have on their licence being reduced on a 'one point per one cyclist hit' basis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i bet you dont get it up and running, despite all the quips, I bet if you did hit a cyclist, the first thing you think wouldnt be how many points you've just earned.

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I am waiting on my new collar and lead, how on earth can I discipline a man without it...grrrrr

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"i bet you dont get it up and running, despite all the quips, I bet if you did hit a cyclist, the first thing you think wouldnt be how many points you've just earned. "

You're right.

Most motorists first thought would be 'have I scratched my paintwork'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" love a guy with tight thighs lol"

I've got a tight wallet - does that count

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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" love a guy with tight thighs lol

I've got a tight wallet - does that count "

Depends what it's tight with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" love a guy with tight thighs lol

I've got a tight wallet - does that count

Depends what it's tight with"

condoms !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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" love a guy with tight thighs lol

I've got a tight wallet - does that count

Depends what it's tight with

condoms ! "

It counts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

we're going slighty off topic now, I knew this would happen

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"we're going slighty off topic now, I knew this would happen "

Oops sorry

have they given you a new date for your delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, to keep on topic, I have a tight wallet, kept tightly closed, but I keep it in the hip pocket of the shorts that I would normally wear when riding my bike, provided that the new one that I ordered didn't get delayed by a cock up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we're going slighty off topic now, I knew this would happen

Oops sorry

have they given you a new date for your delivery"

possible thursday but I wont be able to pick it up cause I'll be busy after work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are entitled to recompense due to their error

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we're going slighty off topic now, I knew this would happen

Oops sorry

have they given you a new date for your delivery

possible thursday but I wont be able to pick it up cause I'll be busy after work "

Surely nothing is more important than picking up your brand new bike......................... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we're going slighty off topic now, I knew this would happen

Oops sorry

have they given you a new date for your delivery

possible thursday but I wont be able to pick it up cause I'll be busy after work

Surely nothing is more important than picking up your brand new bike......................... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

can i have your saddle off your old one ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we're going slighty off topic now, I knew this would happen

Oops sorry

have they given you a new date for your delivery

possible thursday but I wont be able to pick it up cause I'll be busy after work

Surely nothing is more important than picking up your brand new bike......................... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

you'd be very surprised on what takes priority thursday

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