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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Loving fab and especially the forums but anything annoy you about the site or the people on here ?

Obviously the men who can’t take a polite no for an answer but what other things grind your gears ?

Mine is the old chestnut of spotting a profile tailoring a perfect message only too be ignored / deleted !! Not that I should expect a reply of course xx

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Constantly having to refresh screen. The fact that the threads don’t move fast enough to entertain me whilst I’m lying here sick. Come on people, entertain me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mean comments from complete strangers that you see on so many posts

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The takers.

Those that humour or tolerance by-passed.

The ageists.

The offended.

And anyone else really .....

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Constantly having to refresh screen. The fact that the threads don’t move fast enough to entertain me whilst I’m lying here sick. Come on people, entertain me!! "

That is annoying!! Hope you feel better soon xx

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The mean comments from complete strangers that you see on so many posts "

If you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all x

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The takers.

Those that humour or tolerance by-passed.

The ageists.

The offended.

And anyone else really ..... "

A lot to be annoyed about x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There are no adequate toilet facilities provided.

It is indeed most disquieting…

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend


"The mean comments from complete strangers that you see on so many posts

If you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constantly having to refresh screen. The fact that the threads don’t move fast enough to entertain me whilst I’m lying here sick. Come on people, entertain me!! "

Do a truth or dare thread!?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The takers.

Those that humour or tolerance by-passed.

The ageists.

The offended.

And anyone else really .....

A lot to be annoyed about x"

And those that take things seriously

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Constantly having to refresh screen. The fact that the threads don’t move fast enough to entertain me whilst I’m lying here sick. Come on people, entertain me!!

Do a truth or dare thread!? "

I’ve done two in the last 48hrs, both were carnage and went TOO fast!! It’s also hard thinking up questions when I just want to ask for gossip basically, which is unfair!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To many men

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"There are no adequate toilet facilities provided.

It is indeed most disquieting…"

Used to be worse on sniffinswingers

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Constantly having to refresh screen. The fact that the threads don’t move fast enough to entertain me whilst I’m lying here sick. Come on people, entertain me!!

Do a truth or dare thread!?

I’ve done two in the last 48hrs, both were carnage and went TOO fast!! It’s also hard thinking up questions when I just want to ask for gossip basically, which is unfair!! "

Love a bit of gossip!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Focusing on the technical elements of the site:

Forum interface and very basic quoting mechanism.

Forum killed off after 176 messages.

Inability to embed any media in forum posts or format text.

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By *aviniaCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds (close to GAP)

The 'postage stamp' icon members.... It really isn't hard to load just one photo, and No, your next door neighbours second cousin from Zimbabwe isn't going to recognise your big toe...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Good points that bum ...... good points

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Focusing on the technical elements of the site:

Forum interface and very basic quoting mechanism.

Forum killed off after 176 messages.

Inability to embed any media in forum posts or format text.

"

Very true !! One thread of mine got to the magic 176 once !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constantly having to refresh screen. The fact that the threads don’t move fast enough to entertain me whilst I’m lying here sick. Come on people, entertain me!!

Do a truth or dare thread!?

I’ve done two in the last 48hrs, both were carnage and went TOO fast!! It’s also hard thinking up questions when I just want to ask for gossip basically, which is unfair!! "

Ask for boobs then

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

Ppl who message you without reading your profile. It's there for a reason.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The 'postage stamp' icon members.... It really isn't hard to load just one photo, and No, your next door neighbours second cousin from Zimbabwe isn't going to recognise your big toe..."

If yours recognise you you must know them very well ......

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"There are no adequate toilet facilities provided.

It is indeed most disquieting…

Used to be worse on sniffinswingers"

I made the mistake of going in there once; suffice to say, I could still smell the malodorous stench in my nostrils a good week later (and I caught crabs!)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fair do's Lavinia .... your avatar is exquisite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constantly having to refresh screen. The fact that the threads don’t move fast enough to entertain me whilst I’m lying here sick. Come on people, entertain me!! "

Getwell soon Estella.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Ppl who message you without reading your profile. It's there for a reason. "

Neanderthals can’t read

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By *heron212Man
over a year ago

London

Those that clearly have not read your profile yet still ask for what you expressly declare you are not into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a profile is deemed to be a couples profile but you can spot it from a mile off that it’s just a bloke who has access to it.

And what I mean by this is that the pictures are only of the male, status updates saying ‘male is free tonight for a meet’ and there seems to be no trace of a female input on said profile…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeps that have vague profiles, they show no pics., verifications, don’t read your profile and feel the need to insist on more pics. from you, can’t take no thank you for an answer and then they feel the need to hurl abuse (flakes/time-wasters).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the guys I like are miles away.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Constantly having to refresh screen. The fact that the threads don’t move fast enough to entertain me whilst I’m lying here sick. Come on people, entertain me!!

Getwell soon Estella. "

Thank you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The takers.

Those that humour or tolerance by-passed.

The ageists.

The offended.

And anyone else really ..... "

Smiling balls?

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"When the guys I like are miles away. "

I’m in York next week !!! Unfortunately not on my own xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Those that don't wear blue underwear.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Peeps that have vague profiles, they show no pics., verifications, don’t read your profile and feel the need to insist on more pics. from you, can’t take no thank you for an answer and then they feel the need to hurl abuse (flakes/time-wasters). "

A common complaint on here x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lacey_Red

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Those that don't wear blue underwear. "

Why blue ?

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

The people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constantly having to refresh screen. The fact that the threads don’t move fast enough to entertain me whilst I’m lying here sick. Come on people, entertain me!!

Getwell soon Estella.

Thank you "

xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Those that don't wear blue underwear.

Why blue ?"

I like blue.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Absolutely nothing to be honest.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Peeps that have vague profiles, they show no pics., verifications, don’t read your profile and feel the need to insist on more pics. from you, can’t take no thank you for an answer and then they feel the need to hurl abuse (flakes/time-wasters). "

I'm half way there Mia ..... gimme time.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Absolutely nothing to be honest."

Yayyyyy. I'm pretty much the same

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Lacey_Red "

Annoying - yes.

But tolerable.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Are you still poorly

Cheeky girl no 2

Estella?

Xxx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The takers.

Those that humour or tolerance by-passed.

The ageists.

The offended.

And anyone else really .....

Smiling balls?"

No. Smiling balls are a turn on.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The takers.

Those that humour or tolerance by-passed.

The ageists.

The offended.

And anyone else really .....

Smiling balls?

No. Smiling balls are a turn on. "

Do you suck them???

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Absolutely nothing to be honest.

Yayyyyy. I'm pretty much the same "

People get annoyed at the slightest thing. I cant be arsed with all that.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The people "

Not all bad hopefully?

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Absolutely nothing to be honest.

Yayyyyy. I'm pretty much the same

People get annoyed at the slightest thing. I cant be arsed with all that."

Good point xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my pet hates is…. On a watersports thread you can guarantee it goes less than ten posts before someone writes…

I love paddle boarding and kayaking.

Every. Single. Time

Oh how we all laughed. Guffaw guffaw

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Are you still poorly

Cheeky girl no 2

Estella?

Xxx"

I’m so over myself being needy and yet I’m still here being needy!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Are you still poorly

Cheeky girl no 2

Estella?

Xxx

I’m so over myself being needy and yet I’m still here being needy!! "

Awww xxxx x x x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Are you still poorly

Cheeky girl no 2

Estella?

Xxx

I’m so over myself being needy and yet I’m still here being needy!! "

More Heinz Tomato Soup is requisite m’lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my pet hates is…. On a watersports thread you can guarantee it goes less than ten posts before someone writes…

I love paddle boarding and kayaking.

Every. Single. Time

Oh how we all laughed. Guffaw guffaw "

Or car comments enter an escort thread

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game!

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game! "

That is very annoying!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game! "
you have a girlfriend

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Absolutely nothing to be honest.

Yayyyyy. I'm pretty much the same

People get annoyed at the slightest thing. I cant be arsed with all that."

They do. I used to wonder why and I did judge. I no longer judge. Some aren't quite there yet............. and others haven't taken the dwugs.....

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"One of my pet hates is…. On a watersports thread you can guarantee it goes less than ten posts before someone writes…

I love paddle boarding and kayaking.

Every. Single. Time

Oh how we all laughed. Guffaw guffaw "

The old ones are the best

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game! "

We could put it about MORE if you gave us all a fookin' rail pass.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"One of my pet hates is…. On a watersports thread you can guarantee it goes less than ten posts before someone writes…

I love paddle boarding and kayaking.

Every. Single. Time

Oh how we all laughed. Guffaw guffaw

The old ones are the best "

Everyone knows it should be skiing ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my pet hates is…. On a watersports thread you can guarantee it goes less than ten posts before someone writes…

I love paddle boarding and kayaking.

Every. Single. Time

Oh how we all laughed. Guffaw guffaw

Or car comments enter an escort thread"

Yep. “Anyone ever had an escort?”

Ten posts later in pops the comedian waiting for his golden moment

“No but I had an old fiesta mark 2 once”

And the house came down in fits of uncontrollable laughter and wet knickers galore

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"One of my pet hates is…. On a watersports thread you can guarantee it goes less than ten posts before someone writes…

I love paddle boarding and kayaking.

Every. Single. Time

Oh how we all laughed. Guffaw guffaw "

Cairy Lunt..... that's funny.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game!

We could put it about MORE if you gave us all a fookin' rail pass..... "

Is that all it takes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who message me 23456 times and they can’t seem to realise I’m not interested x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"People who message me 23456 times and they can’t seem to realise I’m not interested x

"

I normally give up after 2

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lacey_Red

Annoying - yes.

But tolerable. "

Debatable

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"People who message me 23456 times and they can’t seem to realise I’m not interested x

"

So block them

Your welcome

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Lacey_Red

Annoying - yes.

But tolerable.

Debatable "

That's for another thread.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Lacey_Red

Annoying - yes.

But tolerable.

Debatable "

Lacey red is far from annoying x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The quoting.

Not being able to go to the last post read.

Having to manage an inbox that isn't user friendly.

....

Wish we could have a sticky for the frequently asked posts

....

The people are pretty cool tho. Even if only some show their boobs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are no adequate toilet facilities provided.

It is indeed most disquieting…"

There are a certain group who offer toilet facilities of a sort....

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"People who message me 23456 times and they can’t seem to realise I’m not interested x

"

I thought you promised not to say !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annoyed by

- the many many threads by single men complaining that they can't get laid.

- the lack of notifications for the forum

- no way to filter messages (new/friends etc)

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I still blame British Rail for most things, Brexit, Prejudice, horrible sandwiches, too many guys and not enough women on here etc…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nothing is

Annoying on fab

If your easily offended

Then

Eat my bum

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game! you have a girlfriend "

But we all need some ‘out of town strange’

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game!

We could put it about MORE if you gave us all a fookin' rail pass..... "

First class!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game! you have a girlfriend "

And in a post recently you said you were dating a woman, you had watched a swinging programme together and fucked like crazy afterwards

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Nothing is

Annoying on fab

If your easily offended

Then

Eat my bum"

Good point

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Nothing is

Annoying on fab

If your easily offended

Then

Eat my bum

Good point"

Yes

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Annoyed by

- the many many threads by single men complaining that they can't get laid.

- the lack of notifications for the forum

- no way to filter messages (new/friends etc)

"

That’s my next thread !!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Annoyed by

- the many many threads by single men complaining that they can't get laid.

- the lack of notifications for the forum

- no way to filter messages (new/friends etc)

"

Amen to those.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Nothing is

Annoying on fab

If your easily offended

Then

Eat my bum"

Your bum is annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to search for messages via profile name. Men message you, disappear for a week and then message you again like they've never spoken to you before. I hate that and it's really off putting.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Nothing is

Annoying on fab

If your easily offended

Then

Eat my bum

Your bum is annoying "

You smelly cardigan is

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Not being able to search for messages via profile name. Men message you, disappear for a week and then message you again like they've never spoken to you before. I hate that and it's really off putting."

My few messages are easy to keep up with sadly !!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Nothing is

Annoying on fab

If your easily offended

Then

Eat my bum

Your bum is annoying

You smelly cardigan is"

Ouch Yasmean........ ouch !

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Some of the idiots that are on her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Nothing is

Annoying on fab

If your easily offended

Then

Eat my bum

Your bum is annoying

You smelly cardigan is

Ouch Yasmean........ ouch !"

lay off my hole

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some of the idiots that are on her"

On her do they pile up?

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Forum threads that get hijacked by a couple of forumites who proceed to have a flirty conversation which has no relevance to the thread in question.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Some of the idiots that are on her

On her do they pile up?"

Yes they're very heavy.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some of the idiots that are on her

On her do they pile up?

Yes they're very heavy. "

Lacey

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Forum threads that get hijacked by a couple of forumites who proceed to have a flirty conversation which has no relevance to the thread in question. "

I’ve seen it happen

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Forum threads that get hijacked by a couple of forumites who proceed to have a flirty conversation which has no relevance to the thread in question.

I’ve seen it happen "

I am aware of this .....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

kisssss me nowwwwwwww

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"kisssss me nowwwwwwww "

If you insist?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"kisssss me nowwwwwwww

If you insist?"

Only if it's in keeping with the thread topic of course...

This is how we lost Brexit.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t read the whole thread so it may have been said already - but the lack of forum notifications….. much prefer to know if someone has replied on a thread / quoted etc

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"kisssss me nowwwwwwww

If you insist?

Only if it's in keeping with the thread topic of course...

This is how we lost Brexit..... "

Lol x it’s not technically annoying I suppose !

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I didn’t read the whole thread so it may have been said already - but the lack of forum notifications….. much prefer to know if someone has replied on a thread / quoted etc "

It does take a lot of time trying to keep track of everything

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game! you have a girlfriend

And in a post recently you said you were dating a woman, you had watched a swinging programme together and fucked like crazy afterwards "

Are you sure? Can’t have been recent. I have been at deaths door for the last three weeks with a non Covid virus, although I’m starting to doubt that now. Struggling for breath & energy so sex not on the agenda just now. Battling back bravely though.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game! you have a girlfriend

And in a post recently you said you were dating a woman, you had watched a swinging programme together and fucked like crazy afterwards

Are you sure? Can’t have been recent. I have been at deaths door for the last three weeks with a non Covid virus, although I’m starting to doubt that now. Struggling for breath & energy so sex not on the agenda just now. Battling back bravely though."

Get well soon mate

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game! you have a girlfriend

And in a post recently you said you were dating a woman, you had watched a swinging programme together and fucked like crazy afterwards

Are you sure? Can’t have been recent. I have been at deaths door for the last three weeks with a non Covid virus, although I’m starting to doubt that now. Struggling for breath & energy so sex not on the agenda just now. Battling back bravely though."

Within the last couple of months. And you have another girlfriend now. No wonder you need your rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not wrong there

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Women that simply won’t ‘put it about enough’. Depriving us lovely guys of regular fabulous sex, and depriving themselves of course. Come on ladies - up your game! you have a girlfriend

And in a post recently you said you were dating a woman, you had watched a swinging programme together and fucked like crazy afterwards

Are you sure? Can’t have been recent. I have been at deaths door for the last three weeks with a non Covid virus, although I’m starting to doubt that now. Struggling for breath & energy so sex not on the agenda just now. Battling back bravely though.

Within the last couple of months. And you have another girlfriend now. No wonder you need your rest "
no, just the one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thing is people not reading profile , at no point anywhere on my profile say I'm interested in men , yet I was getting at least 3 messages a day from men until I managed to suss out the what I'm looking for feature and the no messages from feature ha ha :0)

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Honestly, not much bothers me. I have had SMH moments but that also happens at work..

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Also having pics fabbed by blokes ! I get excited when I see I have been fabbed and then the familiar crushing disappointment when I realise it’s another bloke !

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Honestly, not much bothers me. I have had SMH moments but that also happens at work.. "

Good SMH ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny crumpets refusal to have sex with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not bothered by much to be fair but...

The people that preach one thing and then on messaging are quite clearly not practising it.

And the fake boobs haters.

But hey I probably annoy most so I guess it's even.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Granny crumpets refusal to have sex with me "

Same here !!

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Im not bothered by much to be fair but...

The people that preach one thing and then on messaging are quite clearly not practising it.

And the fake boobs haters.

But hey I probably annoy most so I guess it's even. "

You could never be annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not bothered by much to be fair but...

The people that preach one thing and then on messaging are quite clearly not practising it.

And the fake boobs haters.

But hey I probably annoy most so I guess it's even. "

You don't annoy me Petite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that say 'been here before so know how it works' and nothing else on their profile

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"People that say 'been here before so know how it works' and nothing else on their profile "

True or “Fill in Later “

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Honestly, not much bothers me. I have had SMH moments but that also happens at work..

Good SMH ? X"

No, an eye roll shake my head combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure it annoys me, but I'd love to be able to filter my inbox by location and not being able to adds difficulties. So I'd pick that, if I had to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that say 'been here before so know how it works' and nothing else on their profile

True or “Fill in Later “"

Ha yep, years later still to be filled in

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"People that say 'been here before so know how it works' and nothing else on their profile

True or “Fill in Later “

Ha yep, years later still to be filled in "

Lol x

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm not sure it annoys me, but I'd love to be able to filter my inbox by location and not being able to adds difficulties. So I'd pick that, if I had to."

It must be a problem with your inbox xx Mine nor so much!!

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Honestly, not much bothers me. I have had SMH moments but that also happens at work..

Good SMH ? X

No, an eye roll shake my head combo "

Ok understood x

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

People not being able to see what a ray of fucking sunshine I am

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"People not being able to see what a ray of fucking sunshine I am "

I’m sure that’s obvious to all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you spend ages taking to a woman/couple, having fun chats and making lots of plans, then as soon as it gets to it they run a mile and ignore you or block you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"People not being able to see what a ray of fucking sunshine I am "

We see you xxx

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There’s STILL no penis emoji

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"When you spend ages taking to a woman/couple, having fun chats and making lots of plans, then as soon as it gets to it they run a mile and ignore you or block you "

Nothing more annoying than that

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton


"Ppl who message you without reading your profile. It's there for a reason.

Neanderthals can’t read "

Lol yeap

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By *evebal12Man
over a year ago

London

I don't like hidden profiles and also annoyed that I can't sort the hotlist so that 'Kitty likes to play' is always at the top!

Life's problems!!!

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Messages that include, 'mmmmmmm'. A message response that tells me that it is my 'Loss' or 'shame' when I can't meet or don't want to meet that person. WTF, why is it my loss xx

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()"

Hi !! Not seen the severed dick thing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()"

"Severed dick"

I block an awful lot of those

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By *irminghamlady08Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow


"Messages that include, 'mmmmmmm'. A message response that tells me that it is my 'Loss' or 'shame' when I can't meet or don't want to meet that person. WTF, why is it my loss xx"

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Messages that include, 'mmmmmmm'. A message response that tells me that it is my 'Loss' or 'shame' when I can't meet or don't want to meet that person. WTF, why is it my loss xx "

Hello there xx thanks for the comment xxx

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Very long, shouty, entitled and narcissistic profile texts.

AND

Some peoples inability to DISCUSS the topic without attacking the other posters.

For example ....

OP "What is your favourite colour?"

post 1 "Blue"

post 2 "Red . What kind of moronic retard would pick blue as their favourite colour? Wake up and see the world you colour blind idiot."

post 3 "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion"

Q.E.D.

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester


"Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()"

I start thinking, 'silence of the lambs', when I see those pics xx

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By *oung GunnerMan
over a year ago

Cleckheaton

When messages get left unread for weeks on end. I would 100% love to have fun with a a woman from Fab, I totally get that I can’t just expect it on a plate , I’ve been to clubs afew times & it would truly make my day if I could experience some fun . I have no intention of ever getting nasty with anyone as there is completely no point . I don’t like complaining because in my head I’m thinking people will think “ what a fuckin dickhead ) .

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Very long, shouty, entitled and narcissistic profile texts.

AND

Some peoples inability to DISCUSS the topic without attacking the other posters.

For example ....

OP "What is your favourite colour?"

post 1 "Blue"

post 2 "Red . What kind of moronic retard would pick blue as their favourite colour? Wake up and see the world you colour blind idiot."

post 3 "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion"

Q.E.D. "

I often get asked why I like blue underwear.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()

"Severed dick"

I block an awful lot of those "
it's clear they've cut the pic off, as low as possible, without showing where it attaches, like we're supposed to imagine the extra inches they don't have but clearly wish they did

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()

"Severed dick"

I block an awful lot of those it's clear they've cut the pic off, as low as possible, without showing where it attaches, like we're supposed to imagine the extra inches they don't have but clearly wish they did "

Obviously hiding something

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"When messages get left unread for weeks on end. I would 100% love to have fun with a a woman from Fab, I totally get that I can’t just expect it on a plate , I’ve been to clubs afew times & it would truly make my day if I could experience some fun . I have no intention of ever getting nasty with anyone as there is completely no point . I don’t like complaining because in my head I’m thinking people will think “ what a fuckin dickhead ) . "

Just part of being on fab unfortunately I’ve found using the forums has increased the number of responses considerably

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Self obsessed fake people and bad manners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp post pissers

And over the top verifications, full of bullshite. If we are to believe verifications then Fab is full of supermodels

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()

"Severed dick"

I block an awful lot of those it's clear they've cut the pic off, as low as possible, without showing where it attaches, like we're supposed to imagine the extra inches they don't have but clearly wish they did

Obviously hiding something "

Nah, nothing to hide ()

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester


"Messages that include, 'mmmmmmm'. A message response that tells me that it is my 'Loss' or 'shame' when I can't meet or don't want to meet that person. WTF, why is it my loss xx

Hello there xx thanks for the comment xxx"

My pleasure Now you know what not to do when you message me xx

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Chatting to an ostensibly female profile to discover they're male. You know what be honest I'm unlikely to cease chatting and if you think impersonation of a woman is going to get you what you want you're living in a fantasy land

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Messages that include, 'mmmmmmm'. A message response that tells me that it is my 'Loss' or 'shame' when I can't meet or don't want to meet that person. WTF, why is it my loss xx

Hello there xx thanks for the comment xxx

My pleasure Now you know what not to do when you message me xx"

Ok

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()

"Severed dick"

I block an awful lot of those it's clear they've cut the pic off, as low as possible, without showing where it attaches, like we're supposed to imagine the extra inches they don't have but clearly wish they did

Obviously hiding something

Nah, nothing to hide ()"

I didn’t mean you !! Although I can’t see your profile!!!

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Lamp post pissers

And over the top verifications, full of bullshite. If we are to believe verifications then Fab is full of supermodels "

Some veris are over the top !!

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands


"Those that clearly have not read your profile yet still ask for what you expressly declare you are not into.

"

This..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()

"Severed dick"

I block an awful lot of those it's clear they've cut the pic off, as low as possible, without showing where it attaches, like we're supposed to imagine the extra inches they don't have but clearly wish they did "

I'd honestly never thought about it that way! I just block as soon as I see a dick pick avatar. Wasted on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peeps that have vague profiles, they show no pics., verifications, don’t read your profile and feel the need to insist on more pics. from you, can’t take no thank you for an answer and then they feel the need to hurl abuse (flakes/time-wasters).

I'm half way there Mia ..... gimme time."

I dread to think what you must be going through sis. with nearly everyone on here wanting to jump inside your knickers

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

One or two word messages, random friend requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entitled people.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Lamp post pissers

And over the top verifications, full of bullshite. If we are to believe verifications then Fab is full of supermodels "
Not heard that term does that mean Lamp post pissers? I ain't no supermodel, I look like a troll dragged through a hedge first thing in the morning. hahahaha

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()

"Severed dick"

I block an awful lot of those it's clear they've cut the pic off, as low as possible, without showing where it attaches, like we're supposed to imagine the extra inches they don't have but clearly wish they did

Obviously hiding something

Nah, nothing to hide ()

I didn’t mean you !! Although I can’t see your profile!!!"

I didn't mean me either.

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By *arol321Woman
over a year ago

Poole

Those who ask “what are you looking for on here” If they’d bothered to read my profile they’d know exactly what I’m looking for.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Men who message with just hi. Or their severed dick. They seem to think chopping the base out 5he pic makes it look bigger ()

"Severed dick"

I block an awful lot of those it's clear they've cut the pic off, as low as possible, without showing where it attaches, like we're supposed to imagine the extra inches they don't have but clearly wish they did

Obviously hiding something

Nah, nothing to hide ()

I didn’t mean you !! Although I can’t see your profile!!!

I didn't mean me either. "

Lol xx message me !! Xxx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Face filters. Think that’s the only thing. A lot makes me roll my eyes but I wouldn’t say anything annoys me as such.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I would say very short profiles that tells me about you. I'm not expecting an essay but just something that tells me about you.

That or...

"Will fill this in later" from profiles from a year ago but still active

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lamp post pissers

And over the top verifications, full of bullshite. If we are to believe verifications then Fab is full of supermodels Not heard that term does that mean Lamp post pissers? I ain't no supermodel, I look like a troll dragged through a hedge first thing in the morning. hahahaha "

I believe its a Fab term lol. Lamp post pissing is when people leave repeated over the top verifications for each other or mark their territory on the forums

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Those who ask “what are you looking for on here” If they’d bothered to read my profile they’d know exactly what I’m looking for. "

Very annoying!!

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Lamp post pissers

And over the top verifications, full of bullshite. If we are to believe verifications then Fab is full of supermodels Not heard that term does that mean Lamp post pissers? I ain't no supermodel, I look like a troll dragged through a hedge first thing in the morning. hahahaha

I believe its a Fab term lol. Lamp post pissing is when people leave repeated over the top verifications for each other or mark their territory on the forums "
Ah i see seems pointless doing a few one should be enough! Not heard of that term before very funny. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those who ask “what are you looking for on here” If they’d bothered to read my profile they’d know exactly what I’m looking for. "

these go straight into the deleted box...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When messages get left unread for weeks on end. I would 100% love to have fun with a a woman from Fab, I totally get that I can’t just expect it on a plate , I’ve been to clubs afew times & it would truly make my day if I could experience some fun . I have no intention of ever getting nasty with anyone as there is completely no point . I don’t like complaining because in my head I’m thinking people will think “ what a fuckin dickhead ) . "

Why don't you do as other guys do - delete the sent message. Don't wait around to see if people read them. Just move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veris that say

“Treat her with respect guys”

Treating with respect is of course vital but that being written on a veri just gets on my tits for some reason

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By *oung GunnerMan
over a year ago

Cleckheaton


"When messages get left unread for weeks on end. I would 100% love to have fun with a a woman from Fab, I totally get that I can’t just expect it on a plate , I’ve been to clubs afew times & it would truly make my day if I could experience some fun . I have no intention of ever getting nasty with anyone as there is completely no point . I don’t like complaining because in my head I’m thinking people will think “ what a fuckin dickhead ) .

Why don't you do as other guys do - delete the sent message. Don't wait around to see if people read them. Just move on. "

Ok no problem

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

People who don't know that having a conversation means both parties answering and asking questions to keep the conversation flowing, instead of just answering questions

K

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Verifications that would be better in the readers wives section, as opposed to just confirming that the person is real, looks like their photo etc.

In addition people who feel the need to verify after every single meet. Cant tell if its LPP or veri padding.

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma


"People who don't know that having a conversation means both parties answering and asking questions to keep the conversation flowing, instead of just answering questions

K"

Oh yes and the answers that seem to come from the how to try and make someone feel stupid Fab reply book. They are always conversation stoppers, but it made the responder feel good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE main that really annoys me, is that lots of men do not bother to adjust their age settings. As far as I am concerned, 18 years old is a kid, and I’m not interested in any man who’d be willing to sleep with a teenage girl. And as for 99 years old, what a joke!

At best it smacks of laziness, and at worst, it’s just perverted.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Veris that say

“Treat her with respect guys”

Treating with respect is of course vital but that being written on a veri just gets on my tits for some reason

"

‘I fucked this cum whore like a Jack hammer and then shat on her head. Treat her with respect guys.’

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