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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? " Maybe she doesn’t like trains, have you asked about a bus pass ? | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? Maybe she doesn’t like trains, have you asked about a bus pass ?" I think she gets a bus pass for free. I would need to invest in the railcard! | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? " you old romantic, you!! lets hope she has been out collecting viagra leaflets for your next birthday  or has purchased the dreaded remmington nose and ear hair trimmers | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? you old romantic, you!! lets hope she has been out collecting viagra leaflets for your next birthday or has purchased the dreaded remmington nose and ear hair trimmers "Both already on my list. | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? " Should stick with gold mate Even little bits are grasped like,”my precious.” | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? you old romantic, you!! lets hope she has been out collecting viagra leaflets for your next birthday or has purchased the dreaded remmington nose and ear hair trimmers
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I pointed out to my then other half on their 40th birthday that their next significant birthday would be their 50th.
Said I was going to book them a cruise holiday…… with Saga.
When they said I wouldn’t be able to come as I was several years younger, I said it was ok as I’d come along as their Carer  | |||
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"How would you feel f she gave you a zimmer frame and put a down-payment on a stannah stair lift for your next birthday??" Im literally crying you had me at the Stannah stair lift | |||
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"I like how you refer to her as ‘current’ girlfriend rather than just girlfriend as if you know it may be temporary!! "Not too long out of a very long term marriage so hedging my bets. Mind you, a railcard is quite a commitment. Just the one year option not three mind you. | |||
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"How would you feel f she gave you a zimmer frame and put a down-payment on a stannah stair lift for your next birthday??" Now that’s just being cruel. A Benidorm buggy perhaps? | |||
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"I like how you refer to her as ‘current’ girlfriend rather than just girlfriend as if you know it may be temporary!! "is she a sultana? | |||
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"I like how you refer to her as ‘current’ girlfriend rather than just girlfriend as if you know it may be temporary!!
Not too long out of a very long term marriage so hedging my bets. Mind you, a railcard is quite a commitment. Just the one year option not three mind you."Arent they like £30? Id have put that towards a Toby Carverys voucher instead | |||
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"How would you feel f she gave you a zimmer frame and put a down-payment on a stannah stair lift for your next birthday?? Now that’s just being cruel. A Benidorm buggy perhaps? " TOO EXPENSIVE! stay in budget | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? What a catch! Bet she can’t wait to get you in that train toilet cubicle ... "I like your style. | |||
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"Why are we ALWAYS made to feel ungrateful for literally everything. "You’ve realised it’s a tongue in cheek thread now then | |||
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"I like how you refer to her as ‘current’ girlfriend rather than just girlfriend as if you know it may be temporary!!
Not too long out of a very long term marriage so hedging my bets. Mind you, a railcard is quite a commitment. Just the one year option not three mind you.
Arent they like £30? Id have put that towards a Toby Carverys voucher instead "Another good idea. However, I get a 15% friends & family discount at Greene King. | |||
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"Maybe just think of her as a woman. Buy her something that SHE likes. " You are fired up x I like it x | |||
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"Not gonna lie I'd actually love a free railcard! Can I have one if she doesn't want hers? "Marry me???? | |||
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"ALSO..... Senior .....wtf She's not settled into that roll yet. I hate being 'entitled' and seen as 'senior' ... I don't feel that way. Maybe she didn't want a Granny Gift. " I’ve already got one and I love it! A third off, what’s not to like? | |||
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"Not gonna lie I'd actually love a free railcard! Can I have one if she doesn't want hers?
Marry me????" | |||
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"ALSO..... Senior .....wtf She's not settled into that roll yet. I hate being 'entitled' and seen as 'senior' ... I don't feel that way. Maybe she didn't want a Granny Gift. " Go Granny, Go! | |||
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"Not gonna lie I'd actually love a free railcard! Can I have one if she doesn't want hers?
Marry me????"She could be your current wife | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? What a catch! Bet she can’t wait to get you in that train toilet cubicle ...
I like your style. "No need of a ticket.. heres how.. Two old irish guys standing in dublin train station, hears a couple of young guys discussing what they're going to do in waterville.. "We're heading to waterville" he says" are you buying two tickets?"..."yeah ..how else could we get there?" says the two youn lads .."watch and learn !" Says the old guy "we're just buying one for both of us". They board the train and sit in the same carriage.. they see the ticket inspector coming down the carriage and the old guys go to the toilet... Knock at the door they open it and present the ticket.. ticket inspector moves on they come out of the toilet and the young guys marvel at the deception.. A few days later the young guys see the old guys on the platform.. "buying a ticket they ask.?"..."no need" the old guys say.. "we'ee buying none" "how will you get to dublin ask the young guys...."watch and learn!. They board the train and when the guys see the ticket inspector the young guys run to the loo... Knock at the door tickets please hand puts the ticket out and the old guy says thank you.. | |||
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"ALSO..... Senior .....wtf She's not settled into that roll yet. I hate being 'entitled' and seen as 'senior' ... I don't feel that way. Maybe she didn't want a Granny Gift. I’ve already got one and I love it! A third off, what’s not to like? " Seb! I have one. I love mine. But NO One gave it to me for my 60th..... sheesh. Painting your cock gold and sticking it through the letter box would be better! Anyway Mr. Romantic ....... You've got one ..... so you get her one ..... so you two can travel cheaply together .... ( taps nose ) gotcha matey. | |||
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"Not gonna lie I'd actually love a free railcard! Can I have one if she doesn't want hers?
Marry me????
She could be your current wife "Now, that’s the challenge I face. With two marriages behind me, and given my age, I can’t mess about - I need a ‘forever’ relationship. Ideally with a woman that likes discounted rail travel. | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? What a catch! Bet she can’t wait to get you in that train toilet cubicle ...
I like your style.
No need of a ticket.. heres how..
Two old irish guys standing in dublin train station, hears a couple of young guys discussing what they're going to do in waterville..
"We're heading to waterville" he says" are you buying two tickets?"..."yeah ..how else could we get there?" says the two youn lads .."watch and learn !" Says the old guy "we're just buying one for both of us".
They board the train and sit in the same carriage.. they see the ticket inspector coming down the carriage and the old guys go to the toilet... Knock at the door they open it and present the ticket.. ticket inspector moves on they come out of the toilet and the young guys marvel at the deception..
A few days later the young guys see the old guys on the platform.. "buying a ticket they ask.?"..."no need" the old guys say.. "we'ee buying none" "how will you get to dublin ask the young guys...."watch and learn!.
They board the train and when the guys see the ticket inspector the young guys run to the loo... Knock at the door tickets please hand puts the ticket out and the old guy says thank you.."But then the old guys would only have one ticket and young guys are still in a loo so old guys can't use it? How does that work? Am I overthinking it? 
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"Seb if you have Tesco Clubcard points you can use them an get it for £10 "Excellent. Every little helps! | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? What a catch! Bet she can’t wait to get you in that train toilet cubicle ...
I like your style.
No need of a ticket.. heres how..
Two old irish guys standing in dublin train station, hears a couple of young guys discussing what they're going to do in waterville..
"We're heading to waterville" he says" are you buying two tickets?"..."yeah ..how else could we get there?" says the two youn lads .."watch and learn !" Says the old guy "we're just buying one for both of us".
They board the train and sit in the same carriage.. they see the ticket inspector coming down the carriage and the old guys go to the toilet... Knock at the door they open it and present the ticket.. ticket inspector moves on they come out of the toilet and the young guys marvel at the deception..
A few days later the young guys see the old guys on the platform.. "buying a ticket they ask.?"..."no need" the old guys say.. "we'ee buying none" "how will you get to dublin ask the young guys...."watch and learn!.
They board the train and when the guys see the ticket inspector the young guys run to the loo... Knock at the door tickets please hand puts the ticket out and the old guy says thank you..
But then the old guys would only have one ticket and young guys are still in a loo so old guys can't use it? How does that work? Am I overthinking it?
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"I would love that as a 60th birthday present. Some women eh "Tell me about it. Where have you been all my life? | |||
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"I like how you refer to her as ‘current’ girlfriend rather than just girlfriend as if you know it may be temporary!! "Observant i noticed! Lol Maybe talk to her more OP   | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? What a catch! Bet she can’t wait to get you in that train toilet cubicle ...
I like your style.
No need of a ticket.. heres how..
Two old irish guys standing in dublin train station, hears a couple of young guys discussing what they're going to do in waterville..
"We're heading to waterville" he says" are you buying two tickets?"..."yeah ..how else could we get there?" says the two youn lads .."watch and learn !" Says the old guy "we're just buying one for both of us".
They board the train and sit in the same carriage.. they see the ticket inspector coming down the carriage and the old guys go to the toilet... Knock at the door they open it and present the ticket.. ticket inspector moves on they come out of the toilet and the young guys marvel at the deception..
A few days later the young guys see the old guys on the platform.. "buying a ticket they ask.?"..."no need" the old guys say.. "we'ee buying none" "how will you get to dublin ask the young guys...."watch and learn!.
They board the train and when the guys see the ticket inspector the young guys run to the loo... Knock at the door tickets please hand puts the ticket out and the old guy says thank you..
But then the old guys would only have one ticket and young guys are still in a loo so old guys can't use it? How does that work? Am I overthinking it?
K"See...... The OLD guys say. We are NOT buying any tickets. Look n learn. Young guys pass over their ticket thinking it's the guard. BOOM. So the oldies can do the toilet trick whilst the youngsters have paid for it.... | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? What a catch! Bet she can’t wait to get you in that train toilet cubicle ...
I like your style.
No need of a ticket.. heres how..
Two old irish guys standing in dublin train station, hears a couple of young guys discussing what they're going to do in waterville..
"We're heading to waterville" he says" are you buying two tickets?"..."yeah ..how else could we get there?" says the two youn lads .."watch and learn !" Says the old guy "we're just buying one for both of us".
They board the train and sit in the same carriage.. they see the ticket inspector coming down the carriage and the old guys go to the toilet... Knock at the door they open it and present the ticket.. ticket inspector moves on they come out of the toilet and the young guys marvel at the deception..
A few days later the young guys see the old guys on the platform.. "buying a ticket they ask.?"..."no need" the old guys say.. "we'ee buying none" "how will you get to dublin ask the young guys...."watch and learn!.
They board the train and when the guys see the ticket inspector the young guys run to the loo... Knock at the door tickets please hand puts the ticket out and the old guy says thank you..
But then the old guys would only have one ticket and young guys are still in a loo so old guys can't use it? How does that work? Am I overthinking it?
K
Theres more than one toilet on a train "So they are going to run through the whole train to find a toilet that is not engaged? That's just silly. K | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? What a catch! Bet she can’t wait to get you in that train toilet cubicle ...
I like your style.
No need of a ticket.. heres how..
Two old irish guys standing in dublin train station, hears a couple of young guys discussing what they're going to do in waterville..
"We're heading to waterville" he says" are you buying two tickets?"..."yeah ..how else could we get there?" says the two youn lads .."watch and learn !" Says the old guy "we're just buying one for both of us".
They board the train and sit in the same carriage.. they see the ticket inspector coming down the carriage and the old guys go to the toilet... Knock at the door they open it and present the ticket.. ticket inspector moves on they come out of the toilet and the young guys marvel at the deception..
A few days later the young guys see the old guys on the platform.. "buying a ticket they ask.?"..."no need" the old guys say.. "we'ee buying none" "how will you get to dublin ask the young guys...."watch and learn!.
They board the train and when the guys see the ticket inspector the young guys run to the loo... Knock at the door tickets please hand puts the ticket out and the old guy says thank you..
But then the old guys would only have one ticket and young guys are still in a loo so old guys can't use it? How does that work? Am I overthinking it?
K
See...... The OLD guys say. We are NOT buying any tickets. Look n learn.
Young guys pass over their ticket thinking it's the guard. BOOM.
So the oldies can do the toilet trick whilst the youngsters have paid for it....
"I got that bit, thanks. The part that comes after it when the actual guard wants their tickets and they only have one was the unclear one. K | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? What a catch! Bet she can’t wait to get you in that train toilet cubicle ...
I like your style.
No need of a ticket.. heres how..
Two old irish guys standing in dublin train station, hears a couple of young guys discussing what they're going to do in waterville..
"We're heading to waterville" he says" are you buying two tickets?"..."yeah ..how else could we get there?" says the two youn lads .."watch and learn !" Says the old guy "we're just buying one for both of us".
They board the train and sit in the same carriage.. they see the ticket inspector coming down the carriage and the old guys go to the toilet... Knock at the door they open it and present the ticket.. ticket inspector moves on they come out of the toilet and the young guys marvel at the deception..
A few days later the young guys see the old guys on the platform.. "buying a ticket they ask.?"..."no need" the old guys say.. "we'ee buying none" "how will you get to dublin ask the young guys...."watch and learn!.
They board the train and when the guys see the ticket inspector the young guys run to the loo... Knock at the door tickets please hand puts the ticket out and the old guy says thank you..
But then the old guys would only have one ticket and young guys are still in a loo so old guys can't use it? How does that work? Am I overthinking it?
K
Theres more than one toilet on a train
So they are going to run through the whole train to find a toilet that is not engaged? That's just silly.
K"Being old I'd expect them to walk... Oh and ... Its not a serious post.  | |||
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"Think she will be a soon to ex gf with that attitude good luck "I think he's got a great attitude! You can lead a horse to water but you can't make (her) drink..and don't push it too hard | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? What a catch! Bet she can’t wait to get you in that train toilet cubicle ...
I like your style.
No need of a ticket.. heres how..
Two old irish guys standing in dublin train station, hears a couple of young guys discussing what they're going to do in waterville..
"We're heading to waterville" he says" are you buying two tickets?"..."yeah ..how else could we get there?" says the two youn lads .."watch and learn !" Says the old guy "we're just buying one for both of us".
They board the train and sit in the same carriage.. they see the ticket inspector coming down the carriage and the old guys go to the toilet... Knock at the door they open it and present the ticket.. ticket inspector moves on they come out of the toilet and the young guys marvel at the deception..
A few days later the young guys see the old guys on the platform.. "buying a ticket they ask.?"..."no need" the old guys say.. "we'ee buying none" "how will you get to dublin ask the young guys...."watch and learn!.
They board the train and when the guys see the ticket inspector the young guys run to the loo... Knock at the door tickets please hand puts the ticket out and the old guy says thank you..
But then the old guys would only have one ticket and young guys are still in a loo so old guys can't use it? How does that work? Am I overthinking it?
K
See...... The OLD guys say. We are NOT buying any tickets. Look n learn.
Young guys pass over their ticket thinking it's the guard. BOOM.
So the oldies can do the toilet trick whilst the youngsters have paid for it....
I got that bit, thanks. The part that comes after it when the actual guard wants their tickets and they only have one was the unclear one.
K"K .... well .... we have to suspend belief for two reasons.... 1. It's a shite joke. 2. We have to believe the oldies got into another toilet and the youngsters got stung. And then we have to consider whether we really give a shit or we should just be grateful we were told a joke and do the ha ha lol thing. | |||
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"Also just put ur hands in your pocket and take her somewhere nice that she likes. ".... on the train. | |||
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"Also just put ur hands in your pocket and take her somewhere nice that she likes.
.... on the train. "But after she's got a pass and gets discount | |||
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"Always the though that counts... Until somebody gets something they don't like. I admire your dedication and thought put in to the gift. " Everyone has had gifts they didn't like! But so true it's the thought that counts and certainly wouldn't be ungrateful. If you really know someone you know what they like mostly anyway! It doesn't even have to be expensive gifts, Sometimes the little things are more meaningful. | |||
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"Also just put ur hands in your pocket and take her somewhere nice that she likes.
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? " Get her some lube. That way you can enjoy the present too. | |||
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"Always the though that counts... Until somebody gets something they don't like. I admire your dedication and thought put in to the gift. Everyone has had gifts they didn't like! But so true it's the thought that counts and certainly wouldn't be ungrateful. If you really know someone you know what they like mostly anyway! It doesn't even have to be expensive gifts, Sometimes the little things are more meaningful. "Good points here. Actually, I’m pretty good at getting presents, she loves the bag I got her last year. Perhaps it’s because I have ruined the element of surprise? | |||
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"FFS I wasted my best joke on this thread...im off to post it somewhere better....good day to you people "It wasn’t your best work tbh…. My current, elderly girlfriend may appreciate this , she’s a retired maths teacher and always getting on the rhombus. | |||
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"Always the though that counts... Until somebody gets something they don't like. I admire your dedication and thought put in to the gift. Everyone has had gifts they didn't like! But so true it's the thought that counts and certainly wouldn't be ungrateful. If you really know someone you know what they like mostly anyway! It doesn't even have to be expensive gifts, Sometimes the little things are more meaningful.
Good points here. Actually, I’m pretty good at getting presents, she loves the bag I got her last year. Perhaps it’s because I have ruined the element of surprise? "The plastic one with two handles and LIDL splashed across it ? | |||
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"I'd take the railcard, to get as far away from you as possible as quickly as possible "But I’m lovely! | |||
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"Always the though that counts... Until somebody gets something they don't like. I admire your dedication and thought put in to the gift. Everyone has had gifts they didn't like! But so true it's the thought that counts and certainly wouldn't be ungrateful. If you really know someone you know what they like mostly anyway! It doesn't even have to be expensive gifts, Sometimes the little things are more meaningful.
Good points here. Actually, I’m pretty good at getting presents, she loves the bag I got her last year. Perhaps it’s because I have ruined the element of surprise?
The plastic one with two handles and LIDL splashed across it ? "LIDL - what is this? | |||
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"Always the though that counts... Until somebody gets something they don't like. I admire your dedication and thought put in to the gift. Everyone has had gifts they didn't like! But so true it's the thought that counts and certainly wouldn't be ungrateful. If you really know someone you know what they like mostly anyway! It doesn't even have to be expensive gifts, Sometimes the little things are more meaningful.
Good points here. Actually, I’m pretty good at getting presents, she loves the bag I got her last year. Perhaps it’s because I have ruined the element of surprise? "I ain't no relationship Guru! Lol But surely you have to keep the spark and do the little things that are the big things. It seems people stop doing them and get too comfortable? I think you you do yes need more surprise. Lol | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? Get her some lube. That way you can enjoy the present too. " is that for when she inserts said presents sideways up his puckered hoop? | |||
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"Wrap her railcard in a LIDL bag and she's yours forever Seb" I will google LIDL | |||
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"Suggested my idea of buying current girlfriend a senior railcard for her upcoming 60th. Can I assume that the silence and her face that resembles a smacked arse are both clues that she’s not too keen on the idea? Perhaps when she gets in from work this evening if I show her the great places to visit and the amazing savings to be made she may warm to it? Thoughts? Get her some lube. That way you can enjoy the present too. is that for when she inserts said presents sideways up his puckered hoop? " Ouch! | |||
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"Wrap her railcard in a LIDL bag and she's yours forever Seb I will google LIDL" Lidl Is a country | |||
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"You have a girlfriend????" Yes - a real live one. | |||
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"You have a girlfriend???? Yes - a real live one." So you say | |||
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"The miserable sod Buy her a steam generating iron instead, I'm sure she'll be thrilled with that as it'll save her time and effort" n She doesn’t iron. I do though. I quite like ironing in the nude by the way. | |||
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"I once got pans.... I shit you not." Terrible. What lasted the longest - pans or relationship? | |||
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