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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What size is a small cock start from

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By *avidportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

I have a 5 1/2" cock which I class as small.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

How short is a short piece of string?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"How short is a short piece of string?"

As long as a piece of spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it in yet...?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"How short is a short piece of string?

As long as a piece of spaghetti "

But how thin is a thin piece of linguine?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"How short is a short piece of string?

As long as a piece of spaghetti

But how thin is a thin piece of linguine?"

About as wide as it is broad

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"How short is a short piece of string?

As long as a piece of spaghetti

But how thin is a thin piece of linguine?

About as wide as it is broad "

Thanks, now I'm banned from Aldi. At least Lidl didn't mind when I brought my own bag.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"How short is a short piece of string?

As long as a piece of spaghetti

But how thin is a thin piece of linguine?

About as wide as it is broad

Thanks, now I'm banned from Aldi. At least Lidl didn't mind when I brought my own bag."

You obviously haven't mastered the art of taking a Tesco bag into Sainsburys

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"You obviously haven't mastered the art of taking a Tesco bag into Sainsburys "

What? I take Lidl bags into Waitrose. After all, I've got to help save the planet and all.

If I accidentally take a (used) bag to the supermarket I'm visiting that (accidentally) has their logo on it I turn it inside-out at the self-service checkout. I'm sure they appreciate the gesture as I'm not advertising their contribution to global plastic pollution. And if they don't appreciate it they can go and fuck themselves as keeping the bag the right-way-in wasn't in their "unpaid checkout assistant" job description (which they forgot to provide me a copy of).

Anyway, has anyone bought the OP a tape measure yet?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Anyway, has anyone bought the OP a tape measure yet?"

I've got a 50m one in ma tool box, not too sure if that's applicable though if I'm honest

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