FabSwingers.com forum: Fart kinks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone here get turned on by farts?They don't bother me unless if they are terribly smelly.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

That’s enough internet for the day !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

"That’s enough internet for the day !!"

I've really laughed

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Yeah no.

Only fart antics is Dutch ovening someone and watch their reaction for laughs.*

*or a hospital trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t say they turned me on but I do enjoy my own. I farted on laminate the other day and I only had a nightie on with no knickers and honestly it felt sharp like a knife had gone up my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a wind up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a wind up ?

Frrrrrp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a wind up ?

Frrrrrp"

Your picture of the bum in bed is perfect for this thread. Can picture my face between the cheeks, a fart blowing my hair like I was in an 80’s music video.

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"I wouldn’t say they turned me on but I do enjoy my own. I farted on laminate the other day and I only had a nightie on with no knickers and honestly it felt sharp like a knife had gone up my back. "

Must have sounded like a pack of cards being ruffled ,or the old creaky door of the wardrobe leading to Narnia being slowly opened .

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Not us personally but what ever floats peoples boat

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Not what it's cracked up to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kin ell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say they turned me on but I do enjoy my own. I farted on laminate the other day and I only had a nightie on with no knickers and honestly it felt sharp like a knife had gone up my back.

Must have sounded like a pack of cards being ruffled ,or the old creaky door of the wardrobe leading to Narnia being slowly opened ."

Poetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard the funniest fart joke the other day. It was a comedian - I can’t remember which one - who said that pre Covid, he used to cough to hide his farts. And now he farts to hide his cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, it made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard the funniest fart joke the other day. It was a comedian - I can’t remember which one - who said that pre Covid, he used to cough to hide his farts. And now he farts to hide his cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Leo!

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"I heard the funniest fart joke the other day. It was a comedian - I can’t remember which one - who said that pre Covid, he used to cough to hide his farts. And now he farts to hide his cough

lolzzz

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sigma

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I heard the funniest fart joke the other day. It was a comedian - I can’t remember which one - who said that pre Covid, he used to cough to hide his farts. And now he farts to hide his cough

That's very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought so! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kin ell

People have legit gone mad x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm going to bed!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm going to bed!

Noooo its windy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm going to bed!

Im coming with

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Like none of you let rip

It's a fart it's not a kink of mine but guys have asked me to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"That’s enough internet for the day !!"

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Busty Belles into windy walks

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Is this a wind up ?

Frrrrrp

Your picture of the bum in bed is perfect for this thread. Can picture my face between the cheeks, a fart blowing my hair like I was in an 80’s music video. "

God, I love you Annie

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