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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hell no. Nobody owns me

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By *urham 3 riversMan
over a year ago

Co. Durham

yes they do its called DNA lol

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Is there such a thing?!?! I cannot understand how they work…

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Hell No... I'm not owning any man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines out of date.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Why, most don’t read instructions anyhoo and just wing in it

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Is there such a thing?!?! I cannot understand how they work… "
I'm one you are right not a clue how I work

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No I don't, I left it with him for his new new 'owner'

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

On a more serious note, the nearest thing I have ever come across, that neatly explains the difference between how men generally operate in the world and how women generally operate in the world, is the book "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus"

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"On a more serious note, the nearest thing I have ever come across, that neatly explains the difference between how men generally operate in the world and how women generally operate in the world, is the book "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus" "
good read ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Haynes do one

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"On a more serious note, the nearest thing I have ever come across, that neatly explains the difference between how men generally operate in the world and how women generally operate in the world, is the book "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus" good read ? "

It truly is

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I think Haynes do one"
bet they do aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr … I’ll give you a clue… all you need to get , is a Rosetta Stone AND OUIJA board and you might know exactly what the fuck is wrong with me when I get moody and mardy as fuck x you might be able to interpret my 1299 different types of sighs I make when I’m in a proper mood

Not that hard at all x

Ps: sometimes I need manual for you guys cos I just don’t know why some of u blow hot and cold, or act like I’m the most precious thing and then just vanish off the face of the earth for days or weeks… please, I need answers!!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


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Lol busman at which moment did you realise you f***** up

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The book "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus" in a nutshell:

Men and women want, crave, need etc. the same things.

They just go about getting the things they want in two totally different ways.

Once you understand the different ways, many conflicts can be solved quickly

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


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Lol busman at which moment did you realise you f***** up "

constantly as I have got older and more confused

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"The book "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus" in a nutshell:

Men and women want, crave, need etc. the same things.

They just go about getting the things they want in two totally different ways.

Once you understand the different ways, many conflicts can be solved quickly "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus" in a nutshell:

Men and women want, crave, need etc. the same things.

They just go about getting the things they want in two totally different ways.

Once you understand the different ways, many conflicts can be solved quickly "

How the fuck do you understand the ways lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Errr … I’ll give you a clue… all you need to get , is a Rosetta Stone AND OUIJA board and you might know exactly what the fuck is wrong with me when I get moody and mardy as fuck x you might be able to interpret my 1299 different types of sighs I make when I’m in a proper mood

Not that hard at all x

Ps: sometimes I need manual for you guys cos I just don’t know why some of u blow hot and cold, or act like I’m the most precious thing and then just vanish off the face of the earth for days or weeks… please, I need answers!! "

For example, based on what you have posted and what's in the book - you are a complex emotional woman. Most of us are too.

Because men need to find a solution to every problem they feel unable to help.

Therefore they leave you to stew until you've worked things out. Which is exactly how they tend to deal with their crap.

In reality you might want to find out the true cause of any mood swings. And the men need to realise that not everything needs a solution. A hug is often enough for a woman.

Men go off and ponder or sulk. They don't reach for hugs as much.

This is just an example, not a theory I am putting out there

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"How the fuck do you understand the ways lol"

Honestly, read the book, it's not a big read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus" in a nutshell:

Men and women want, crave, need etc. the same things.

They just go about getting the things they want in two totally different ways.

Once you understand the different ways, many conflicts can be solved quickly

How the fuck do you understand the ways lol"

Just wing it, it'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck do you understand the ways lol

Honestly, read the book, it's not a big read "

I did back in the 90s I'm still none the wiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The book "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus" in a nutshell:

Men and women want, crave, need etc. the same things.

They just go about getting the things they want in two totally different ways.

Once you understand the different ways, many conflicts can be solved quickly

How the fuck do you understand the ways lol

Just wing it, it'll be fine."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errr … I’ll give you a clue… all you need to get , is a Rosetta Stone AND OUIJA board and you might know exactly what the fuck is wrong with me when I get moody and mardy as fuck x you might be able to interpret my 1299 different types of sighs I make when I’m in a proper mood

Not that hard at all x

Ps: sometimes I need manual for you guys cos I just don’t know why some of u blow hot and cold, or act like I’m the most precious thing and then just vanish off the face of the earth for days or weeks… please, I need answers!!

For example, based on what you have posted and what's in the book - you are a complex emotional woman. Most of us are too.

Because men need to find a solution to every problem they feel unable to help.

Therefore they leave you to stew until you've worked things out. Which is exactly how they tend to deal with their crap.

In reality you might want to find out the true cause of any mood swings. And the men need to realise that not everything needs a solution. A hug is often enough for a woman.

Men go off and ponder or sulk. They don't reach for hugs as much.

This is just an example, not a theory I am putting out there "

To be fair, bang on! X

A genuine hug in silence would often be enough for me to snap out of it, and I do sort my shit out anyway, but knowing I have the full support.. even if unsaid, would mean a hella lot x

Speechless x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell No... I'm not owning any man "

Is it because you'd have to feed and take care of us......or the lack of toilet training?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I bought my friend a Heynes one. I also bought my kids dad a Heynes manual to help with operating our children.

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