FabSwingers.com forum: The ick……

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What funny things give you the ick ?

Men doing karaoke is an instant no no for me ……

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Over the top facial expressions in porn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Over the top facial expressions in porn!"

Oh this is a good one ……

Would it put you off if someone you were playing with had over the top facial expressions too?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Men in vests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men wearing polo tops. Instant ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting during sex

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Kissing someone with a beard. I just couldn’t do it. It’s frustrating as fuck but I just couldn’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men wearing polo tops. Instant ick"

This made me laugh ?? the ick is so weird isn’t it

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Bad breath

Dirty finger nails

People putting others down to pay you a compliment

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Bad breath

Dirty finger nails

People putting others down to pay you a compliment"

All three of these and burger king !

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Spitting during sex

???

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Many weird things give me the instant ick, but a huge one for me is babyish euphemisms. If a message refers to boobies or titties I find it hard to get past that. I once went for a social with a guy who repeatedly referred to sex as yumyum and I just couldn't bear the thought of him touching me after that.

I don't mind euphemism per se (I refer to my breasts as boobs, tits, norks, jugs, doesn't bother me), it's just when it gets babyish that I really get the ick.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Daddy

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Kissing someone with a beard. I just couldn’t do it. It’s frustrating as fuck but I just couldn’t.

#beardgate

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Kissing someone with a beard. I just couldn’t do it. It’s frustrating as fuck but I just couldn’t.

#beardgate"

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Not unusual but lies… once someone lies they go from attractive to ugly then that’s the ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many weird things give me the instant ick, but a huge one for me is babyish euphemisms. If a message refers to boobies or titties I find it hard to get past that. I once went for a social with a guy who repeatedly referred to sex as yumyum and I just couldn't bear the thought of him touching me after that.

I don't mind euphemism per se (I refer to my breasts as boobs, tits, norks, jugs, doesn't bother me), it's just when it gets babyish that I really get the ick."

"Yum yum"....aww Jesus....I'm howling at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

family references in a username

bad breath

smelly people

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I don't mind euphemism per se (I refer to my breasts as boobs, tits, norks, jugs, doesn't bother me), it's just when it gets babyish that I really get the ick.

"Yum yum"....aww Jesus....I'm howling at that!

Nom nom

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Spitting during sex

Whaaaaaat? Does that even happen.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called "baby"...especially from some wee guy who has barely gone through puberty and has less hair on his baws than I have on my fucking chin.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Spitting during sex

Whaaaaaat? Does that even happen.? "

Yeah. The spit on your fanny or ass hole. It's gross

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Flip flops

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Babies with ear rings

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Babies with ear rings"

definitely this

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Flip flops

Its crocs for me, it's the noise of them so I get why flip flops would have the same effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called "baby"...especially from some wee guy who has barely gone through puberty and has less hair on his baws than I have on my fucking chin."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis piercings get me everytime I see one

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Daddy"

Doesn't give me the ick but it does make me giggle and I can't say it with a straight face. It doesn't have the intended impact for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugby Club drinking games. Boys will be boys... but some of the shit I've seen over the years is disturbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often, when I date guys, they want to remain friends after. It never works for me. And I end up with someone I can’t shake off with a shitty stick.

So it gives me the ick when a bloke clings on for dear life, rather than have the self-respect to move on.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Manky teeth

Over use of words like hun/babes

Quaver toenails

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

'Milf' eurgh. What has my being a mother got to do with why someone finds me attractive. No. Piss off.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sliders. And socks with sliders. And sliders.

And MILF, BBW, any of that shiz.

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Over the top facial expressions in porn!

Oh this is a good one ……

Would it put you off if someone you were playing with had over the top facial expressions too?"

Yes! I’d have to close my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Vans or converse shoe choice.

-'Undercut' haircut.

-Lipstick anyother colour than pink or red.

-nose, lip piercings

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"-Vans or converse shoe choice.

-'Undercut' haircut.

-Lipstick anyother colour than pink or red.

-nose, lip piercings

*shuffles off to the corner with purple lippy, and a lip ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"-Vans or converse shoe choice.

-'Undercut' haircut.

-Lipstick anyother colour than pink or red.

-nose, lip piercings

Ummmm have you been looking at my profile ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"-Vans or converse shoe choice.

-'Undercut' haircut.

-Lipstick anyother colour than pink or red.

-nose, lip piercings

*shuffles off to the corner with purple lippy, and a lip ring

Room for a wee one with blonde undercut and nude lippy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grown adults with Snapchat puppy ears and noses filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People picking their nose and eating it. Instant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spitting during sex

Whaaaaaat? Does that even happen.?

Yeah. The spit on your fanny or ass hole. It's gross "

Also spitting on cocks and in each other’s mouths, it’s absolute vom

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Men in vests "

I like a vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing someone with a beard. I just couldn’t do it. It’s frustrating as fuck but I just couldn’t.

#beardgate

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oooh long dirty finger nails and Constant smelly farts. No thank you please!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"-Vans or converse shoe choice.

-'Undercut' haircut.

-Lipstick anyother colour than pink or red.

-nose, lip piercings

*shuffles off to the corner with purple lippy, and a lip ring

Room for a wee one with blonde undercut and nude lippy?

Most definitely

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Filters on Facebook so fake and cringe. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone is sickly nice, lies or has that I’m better than you attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth

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By *avage.Magic.WomanWoman
over a year ago

North West

Anybody wearing sandles, flip-flops, or otherwise baring their toes for me to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellys hanging over trousers or tucked in to trouses to form a wierd blown up pouch.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Long finger nails on men - unles you play the guitar cut those fuckers down

Titties, panties - ICK!

Feet -

Lies- hate being lied to

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Guys with hairy shoulders and back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh …. Spider leg mascara for me as well with women . You know when there is to much and it goes all clogged ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Crows up the nose

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A fair few of these are a fair bit of body shaming and regardless of it giving the ick or not, people should consider what they are saying.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A fair few of these are a fair bit of body shaming and regardless of it giving the ick or not, people should consider what they are saying."

I said crows up the buzzer not body shaming anyone

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A fair few of these are a fair bit of body shaming and regardless of it giving the ick or not, people should consider what they are saying.

I said crows up the buzzer not body shaming anyone "

Up the nozzer

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A fair few of these are a fair bit of body shaming and regardless of it giving the ick or not, people should consider what they are saying."

Forgot we were all supposed to like the same things so as not to upset others.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A fair few of these are a fair bit of body shaming and regardless of it giving the ick or not, people should consider what they are saying."

No one has mentioned names so what gives them the ick

Give them the ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over filled lips

Socks in saddles

Skid marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fair few of these are a fair bit of body shaming and regardless of it giving the ick or not, people should consider what they are saying."

So picking your nose and eating it is OK?

I think not. It is a disgusting habit and not healthy in any way.

That isn't body shaming.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

The bands that people wear on sunglasses that go around their head. I don’t care how practical they are

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

"Men wearing polo tops. Instant ick"

Yes!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Titties and clitty.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

People talking about their kids. I don't give a fuck about your kids who, despite your high expectations, will grow up to be mind-numbingly average like the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Oasis/Paul Weller haircuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OH Christ my list is endless..give me a week to prepare it!

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

We were once asked if we wanted to be a ladies "nawty mommy and daddy"

We could never work out if we were more turned off more by the whole concept or the spelling of naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were once asked if we wanted to be a ladies "nawty mommy and daddy"

We could never work out if we were more turned off more by the whole concept or the spelling of naughty "

Almost as bad as people who say “gawjus”

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"We were once asked if we wanted to be a ladies "nawty mommy and daddy"

We could never work out if we were more turned off more by the whole concept or the spelling of naughty

Almost as bad as people who say “gawjus”"

Agreed, that's particularly off-putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with so many of these!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

When people say ‘just saying’

Yes I know you’re saying it you melon. You just said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fair few of these are a fair bit of body shaming and regardless of it giving the ick or not, people should consider what they are saying.

Forgot we were all supposed to like the same things so as not to upset others. "

I'm with Nora on this. She doesn't like beards but I don't feel in any way ashamed to have 1. I don't like kissing anyone with beards either.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Mirrors

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fair few of these are a fair bit of body shaming and regardless of it giving the ick or not, people should consider what they are saying."

It wasn’t intended to be that …… however I do have to agree that we can’t all like the same thing - people have mentioned things on here that probably apply to me (not the bogies or skidders lol ) personal taste and all that !

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Yaknow that sound that McDonald's straws make when they run against the cups ooof that shits the worst and when guys put there hands down there pants and fiddle it just seems dirty

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Rugby Club drinking games. Boys will be boys... but some of the shit I've seen over the years is disturbing

You must elaborate

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Live, laugh, love" signs

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

The word ick, this isn't Ally McBeal.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

""Live, laugh, love" signs

In my last flat I had a massive sticker above the bed that read "Laugh, Love, Leave".

It ripped as I peeled it off the wall or it would be above my bed still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Live, laugh, love" signs

In glitter font

B&M Bargains as whole actually, full of people buying a whole load of shit they think they need but don't

I saw this light up tacky see through plastic nativity scene thing that sings silent night

Like who buys this shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gangs of pre teens loitering in the street making tit toks. Especially girls with teeny tiny clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adults talking like teens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still making my list, don't think there's room to post it all here!!!

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

Men being really nice to me- making it very obvious they’re interested. Long fingernails, loud eaters, someone being rude to staff in bars or restaurants, people being overly familiar, arrogance- someone expecting me to be interested in them.

Think I’m done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just been to the teeth hygienist for my 6 monthly grind and the receptionist royally ick'd me off with

'Reallyeeeeeeeeeee'

'Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy'

What is it with pronouncing words with extra length.

I blame essex.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Forgot one, people assuming all women are bi and asking to bring their female fb along to a meet.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

People sticking their tongue out. Nooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being able to hear them breathing through their nostrils whilst eating.

Sounds ridiculous but I feel in my mind / senses that it’s just amplified and really annoys the ick out of me.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Men with no pubic hair at all.. Something about a completely shaved manhood that turns me off.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Not unusual but lies… once someone lies they go from attractive to ugly then that’s the ick "

Same for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men in vests "

What about at the gym?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People sticking their tongue out. Nooo. "

Yeh i get this. Hate it.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Women with dry feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapchat filters on profile pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

""Live, laugh, love" signs

In glitter font

B&M Bargains as whole actually, full of people buying a whole load of shit they think they need but don't

I saw this light up tacky see through plastic nativity scene thing that sings silent night

Like who buys this shit"

The huns who love a mrs hinch cleaning hack. Grey lounge with crystal accessories.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Lads walking round in trackies grabbing their genitals

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

That noise cotton wool makes, when it squeaks, yuk!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

""Live, laugh, love" signs

In glitter font

B&M Bargains as whole actually, full of people buying a whole load of shit they think they need but don't

I saw this light up tacky see through plastic nativity scene thing that sings silent night

Like who buys this shit"

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Polystyrene urgh get away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People stood blocking aisles in supermarkets while talking bollocks.

People not parking between the lines in a car park, or parking in disabled/child & parent parking so they don't get their cars scratched.

People posting on social media about not getting free school meals, or how bad off they are and their kids are missing out on life, then you see the same folks have ditched their kids anywhere and are out on the town in brand new clothes, or at bingo or clubs.

That really boils my piss!

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