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"Hey" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! | |||
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"I did it for the first time in an age. Happy Saturday Jim!" Happy Saturday! | |||
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"Hey Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! " Are you still full up from your biscuitfest last night Jim? | |||
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"I did it for the first time in an age. Happy Saturday Jim! Happy Saturday!" What do we twist on a Saturday? | |||
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"Hey Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Are you still full up from your biscuitfest last night Jim? " I'm kinda biscuited out for now. How did bin roulette go? | |||
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"Hey" First face and top of the league on same day Evening Jim and everyone | |||
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"I did it for the first time in an age. Happy Saturday Jim! Happy Saturday! What do we twist on a Saturday? " It's Saturday, twist whatever you want. | |||
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"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x" Xxx | |||
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"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Nocturnal love to you. I hope you haven't got a Saturday night fever. x | |||
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"Hey Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Are you still full up from your biscuitfest last night Jim? I'm kinda biscuited out for now. How did bin roulette go?" I was so proud of myself at 6am. Until someone walked past the end of the drive and said hello and I nearly wet myself not expecting to see anyone. Thankfully I put suitable attire on before going out. That would be clothing opposed to a nappy. Which of course would have been suitable had I wet myself. Am I overthinking my answering of this question? | |||
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"Hey Jim xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x | |||
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"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Nocturnal love to you. I hope you haven't got a Saturday night fever. x" I’m being a plonker which I’ll blame on being slightly raised temperature! But it’s likely just me being a plonker. | |||
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"Ey up Jim, I'm just off to the shop, see you in a bit " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Catch you later. | |||
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"I did it for the first time in an age. Happy Saturday Jim! Happy Saturday! What do we twist on a Saturday? It's Saturday, twist whatever you want." Well we twist our melons on a Monday. Shall we twist our balls in honour of 3pm? | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x" I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx | |||
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"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x" How is your cold today Estella? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again " Yay to all of the above apart from the ear | |||
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"If you want Ace to get you something from the shop, say it now." Some popcorn please, Ace! | |||
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"18th face " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. Do you enjoy playing 18 holes? | |||
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"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x How is your cold today Estella?" I’m bunged up but because I did a little silly cry and snotted my nose up again. I appreciate you asking. I’ve been very needy on the forums this week about feeling ill! And lovely people have been lovely to me so I’m very grateful. | |||
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"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x How is your cold today Estella? I’m bunged up but because I did a little silly cry and snotted my nose up again. I appreciate you asking. I’ve been very needy on the forums this week about feeling ill! And lovely people have been lovely to me so I’m very grateful. " hi little star hope you feel better | |||
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"Hey Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Are you still full up from your biscuitfest last night Jim? I'm kinda biscuited out for now. How did bin roulette go? I was so proud of myself at 6am. Until someone walked past the end of the drive and said hello and I nearly wet myself not expecting to see anyone. Thankfully I put suitable attire on before going out. That would be clothing opposed to a nappy. Which of course would have been suitable had I wet myself. Am I overthinking my answering of this question? " You're overthinking. But well done with your bin. | |||
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"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x How is your cold today Estella? I’m bunged up but because I did a little silly cry and snotted my nose up again. I appreciate you asking. I’ve been very needy on the forums this week about feeling ill! And lovely people have been lovely to me so I’m very grateful. hi little star hope you feel better" Thanks Bill. Big hugs. | |||
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"18th face Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. Do you enjoy playing 18 holes? " Just the 2 for me | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You've had a musical day. Get the antibiotics! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again Yay to all of the above apart from the ear " It feels like some sort of foreign creature is burrowing into my head | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You've had a musical day. Get the antibiotics!" I've nearly finished the bloomin' antibiotics! Tomorrow is the last day of 7...... | |||
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"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Nocturnal love to you. I hope you haven't got a Saturday night fever. x I’m being a plonker which I’ll blame on being slightly raised temperature! But it’s likely just me being a plonker. " At least you're not being a twonk. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again Yay to all of the above apart from the ear It feels like some sort of foreign creature is burrowing into my head " How rude! Swear at it in several langauages so that it knows it isn't welcome. | |||
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"I did it for the first time in an age. Happy Saturday Jim! Happy Saturday! What do we twist on a Saturday? It's Saturday, twist whatever you want. Well we twist our melons on a Monday. Shall we twist our balls in honour of 3pm?" Why not, let's twist our balls. | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx" How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x | |||
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"Hello dear Jim, hello lovely nocturnalers and congrats on first facing Lois! Tomorrow I shall message you about . Estella, I hope your poorly state changes soon for you, it's rotten feeling ill and you deserve to be exuberantly crafting puns galore. I hope other poorly nocturnalers (Mrs KC looking in your direction) and those of current robust health are well. P.S Phwwwoooar you classy DC, DC. " Thanks Melster. | |||
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"Hello dear Jim, hello lovely nocturnalers and congrats on first facing Lois! Tomorrow I shall message you about . Estella, I hope your poorly state changes soon for you, it's rotten feeling ill and you deserve to be exuberantly crafting puns galore. I hope other poorly nocturnalers (Mrs KC looking in your direction) and those of current robust health are well. P.S Phwwwoooar you classy DC, DC. " Thank you dearest Meli | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x" Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx" Same here! I don’t remember the last time I felt so grotty | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then no. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx" | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx Same here! I don’t remember the last time I felt so grotty " Aww up to now not me but... xx | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon" Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast. | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx Same here! I don’t remember the last time I felt so grotty Aww up to now not me but... xx" Hoping it stays that way for you x I caught it from my 17yr old son who’s been fine! He feels really guilty bless him | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast." bacon drippings, flour, and milk | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How are you tonight? Still stuffed full of Biccies from last night? Busy day for me today. Shop was so damn busy, I was glad to get away home after 6 hours!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I don't think I'll be eating a biscuit for a few days at least. It's Saturday, it's meant to be busy. | |||
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"18th face Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. Do you enjoy playing 18 holes? Just the 2 for me " | |||
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"Hello dear Jim, hello lovely nocturnalers and congrats on first facing Lois! Tomorrow I shall message you about . Estella, I hope your poorly state changes soon for you, it's rotten feeling ill and you deserve to be exuberantly crafting puns galore. I hope other poorly nocturnalers (Mrs KC looking in your direction) and those of current robust health are well. P.S Phwwwoooar you classy DC, DC. " Inbox open | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again Yay to all of the above apart from the ear It feels like some sort of foreign creature is burrowing into my head " | |||
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"A quick note of good night and lots of naughty dreams from 2good to all of the nocturnals. Night night zzz zzz " Night night 2good. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You've had a musical day. Get the antibiotics! I've nearly finished the bloomin' antibiotics! Tomorrow is the last day of 7......" Uh-oh. | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you? | |||
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"Evening all. Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads! I've been unfaithful to Jimothy. Can he ever forgive me? Xx" Heh Red from another thread. I'd never do that. x | |||
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"Hello dear Jim, hello lovely nocturnalers and congrats on first facing Lois! Tomorrow I shall message you about . Estella, I hope your poorly state changes soon for you, it's rotten feeling ill and you deserve to be exuberantly crafting puns galore. I hope other poorly nocturnalers (Mrs KC looking in your direction) and those of current robust health are well. P.S Phwwwoooar you classy DC, DC. " Thanks, Meli. I'm cursing the sickies who've come into work and spread their diseases in a very obvious way | |||
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"A quick note of good night and lots of naughty dreams from 2good to all of the nocturnals. Night night zzz zzz " Sweet dreams, I hope they're wet. | |||
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"Evening all. Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads! I've been unfaithful to Jimothy. Can he ever forgive me? Xx Heh Red from another thread. I'd never do that. x" I'm a thread jumper. Twisted thread jumper!! (Sounded funnier in my head...) X | |||
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"Evening all. Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads! I've been unfaithful to Jimothy. Can he ever forgive me? Xx" Hello Red | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx" How many days have you done? x | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?" I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How are you tonight? Still stuffed full of Biccies from last night? Busy day for me today. Shop was so damn busy, I was glad to get away home after 6 hours! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I don't think I'll be eating a biscuit for a few days at least. It's Saturday, it's meant to be busy." Actually, Saturdays can be v good but today was really exceptional at double what we'd normally turnover. The shop I work for regularly has the best financial turnover & profit levels of all the group's shops in the N E of England division. Stock was selling so well. | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you? I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? " Do you like a Jaffa cake DC? | |||
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"Evening all. Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads! I've been unfaithful to Jimothy. Can he ever forgive me? Xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You're forgiven. x | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx Same here! I don’t remember the last time I felt so grotty Aww up to now not me but... xx Hoping it stays that way for you x I caught it from my 17yr old son who’s been fine! He feels really guilty bless him " Aww nooo bless him xx | |||
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"Evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Euphoria. When did you last feel euphoria? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast.bacon drippings, flour, and milk " That makes sense. After a late breakfast, do you have lunch? | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx How many days have you done? x" Already done six but another one down so it started again!! Xx | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Merry Saturday. Smileyface" Merry Saturday to you too! I'm very happy, probably annoyingly so right now. Jim, did you enjoy your biscuits yesterday? | |||
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"Ey up Jim, I'm just off to the shop, see you in a bit Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Catch you later." You can run as fast as you like, but you'll never catch me my friend | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx Same here! I don’t remember the last time I felt so grotty " Evening starfly, sorry to hear that | |||
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"Evening. Always wondered about posting in a similar thread in the middle of the night. Haven’t till now. Always enjoy reading though. Good to know there’s so many night owls!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Want. You've found your thread. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Want. He's new in nocturnal town." Hello Want | |||
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"Well back from the pub and half a bottle of jd down but wtf and listening to the stones and spreading love to all you sexy fabbers xxx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hed. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Nocturnal love to you, man. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you? I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? " I think I might have some Jaffa Cakes somewhere. | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings " Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie? | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie?" Is this a euphemism? | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie? Is this a euphemism? " I was referencing my lady boner yesterday, Lois has kindly rebranded a lady boner to a jelly bean jiggle, for me. Thank you Lois | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How are you tonight? Still stuffed full of Biccies from last night? Busy day for me today. Shop was so damn busy, I was glad to get away home after 6 hours! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I don't think I'll be eating a biscuit for a few days at least. It's Saturday, it's meant to be busy. Actually, Saturdays can be v good but today was really exceptional at double what we'd normally turnover. The shop I work for regularly has the best financial turnover & profit levels of all the group's shops in the N E of England division. Stock was selling so well." Bloody Hull, that's good. | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you? I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? " I think he's willing to share | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie? Is this a euphemism? I was referencing my lady boner yesterday, Lois has kindly rebranded a lady boner to a jelly bean jiggle, for me. Thank you Lois " | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx How many days have you done? x Already done six but another one down so it started again!! Xx" Flippin' heck. x | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast.bacon drippings, flour, and milk That makes sense. After a late breakfast, do you have lunch?" nope , probaly wont anything, I'm stuffed | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie? Is this a euphemism? " Jamie didn't like the idea of a lady boner being a quivering quim, and as she was discussing jelly beans I decided on a jiggling jelly bean | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie? Is this a euphemism? Jamie didn't like the idea of a lady boner being a quivering quim, and as she was discussing jelly beans I decided on a jiggling jelly bean " Oh lord nothing like repeating things above | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie? Is this a euphemism? Jamie didn't like the idea of a lady boner being a quivering quim, and as she was discussing jelly beans I decided on a jiggling jelly bean " I like it | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you? I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? Do you like a Jaffa cake DC? " Is the pope catholic? | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie? Is this a euphemism? I was referencing my lady boner yesterday, Lois has kindly rebranded a lady boner to a jelly bean jiggle, for me. Thank you Lois " Always happy to help not daughter | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx How many days have you done? x Already done six but another one down so it started again!! Xx Flippin' heck. x" I know xx | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you? I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? Do you like a Jaffa cake DC? Is the pope catholic? " I think he kisses tarmac whilst bears poop in the woods | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?" I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Merry Saturday. Smileyface Merry Saturday to you too! I'm very happy, probably annoyingly so right now. Jim, did you enjoy your biscuits yesterday? " That's alright, be annoyingly happy. I did, I enjoyed the Oreos and honeycomb KitKats more than I thought I would. | |||
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"Good evening fuckers and fuckees LvM Evening. " Oh another tingle How are you Estella? LvM | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. " The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today? I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead." leo i posted you a cuban style song on the music thread | |||
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"Ey up Jim, I'm just off to the shop, see you in a bit Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Catch you later. You can run as fast as you like, but you'll never catch me my friend " You are an Ace Winger. | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. " It was thought of with you in mind! | |||
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"Good evening fuckers and fuckees LvM Evening. Oh another tingle How are you Estella? LvM" Aha! Thank you for that comment on t’other thread. I’m doing okay and have had a lovely time on the forum today abs am making new friends - hurrah!! Happy me. How are you, you sexy so and so? | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. " Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting. | |||
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"Evening all. Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads! I've been unfaithful to Jimothy. Can he ever forgive me? Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You're forgiven. x" Thanks Jimothy. Loves ya! Xx | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you? I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? I think he's willing to share " Hello ace he usually does | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I'm not sure where I fit in, in your greeting. But it doesn't matter. | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. It was thought of with you in mind! " Thank you Lois for appreciating the glorious quiver of a quivering quim without a quiver at the usage of quiver. | |||
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"Evening all. Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads! I've been unfaithful to Jimothy. Can he ever forgive me? Xx Hello Red " I'll say a late hello, DC, even though we messaged. Don't want Mr Jim to think I've completely lost my manners tonight! X | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast.bacon drippings, flour, and milk That makes sense. After a late breakfast, do you have lunch? nope , probaly wont anything, I'm stuffed" I wouldn't have lunch either. And I'm forgetting how generous American meals are. | |||
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"Good evening fuckers and fuckees LvM Evening. Oh another tingle How are you Estella? LvM Aha! Thank you for that comment on t’other thread. I’m doing okay and have had a lovely time on the forum today abs am making new friends - hurrah!! Happy me. How are you, you sexy so and so?" Quite alright, always a pleasure to see your O face come across my screen Oooh exciting times indeed! I'm doing okay, we're recovering from a hard fought game of crazy golf LvM | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Euphoria. When did you last feel euphoria?" All. The. Time. | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting. " I have many weaknesses. This was realised today when flight or flight kicked in and I realised I don’t have the capability for either. A spider jumper out at me and i dropped my raspberry lemonade. | |||
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"Good evening fuckers and fuckees LvM" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. You're looking good tonight. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today? I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead. leo i posted you a cuban style song on the music thread" Muchisimas Gracias Bill. I saw it and have listened. So much amazing music from Cuba. | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I'm not sure where I fit in, in your greeting. But it doesn't matter." Where would you like to fit in? Or is there a term that I can use to include you in my greeting? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast.bacon drippings, flour, and milk That makes sense. After a late breakfast, do you have lunch? nope , probaly wont anything, I'm stuffed I wouldn't have lunch either. And I'm forgetting how generous American meals are." went for a walk after through the bookstore , still feel like i need a nap | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you? I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? Do you like a Jaffa cake DC? Is the pope catholic? " I'll Google it. | |||
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"Good evening fuckers and fuckees LvM Evening. Oh another tingle How are you Estella? LvM Aha! Thank you for that comment on t’other thread. I’m doing okay and have had a lovely time on the forum today abs am making new friends - hurrah!! Happy me. How are you, you sexy so and so? Quite alright, always a pleasure to see your O face come across my screen Oooh exciting times indeed! I'm doing okay, we're recovering from a hard fought game of crazy golf LvM" Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!! | |||
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"Good evening fuckers and fuckees LvM Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. You're looking good tonight." Evening JimJam. Thanks very much, this lingerie really brings out the boobs in my eyes LvM | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today? I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead." Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits. | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. " Don't forget your panties. | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting. I have many weaknesses. This was realised today when flight or flight kicked in and I realised I don’t have the capability for either. A spider jumper out at me and i dropped my raspberry lemonade. " Oh Jamie I almost trumped from laughing then. you poor poor woman. What happened to the little eight legged friend? | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. Don't forget your panties." That’s a weird way of asking to be a nemesis of mine, Jim. | |||
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"Hello Leo! What's your favourite song ever (currently because we all know they can change hourly)? " Heh Meli, currently ever would be One Day We'll All be Free, written and sung by Donny Hathaway | |||
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"Evening all. Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads! I've been unfaithful to Jimothy. Can he ever forgive me? Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You're forgiven. x Thanks Jimothy. Loves ya! Xx" That's me. x | |||
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"Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!! " I'm the king of crazy golf at Gt Yarmouth, that windmill will will never defeat me | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you? I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? I think he's willing to share Hello ace he usually does " I've got honeycomb KitKats. | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting. I have many weaknesses. This was realised today when flight or flight kicked in and I realised I don’t have the capability for either. A spider jumper out at me and i dropped my raspberry lemonade. Oh Jamie I almost trumped from laughing then. you poor poor woman. What happened to the little eight legged friend? " Oh my god. I went to watch Halloween Kills in the cinema this evening and I jumped so hard I trumped. My mum did not stop laughing for the rest of the film. He’s fine. He’s currently in my lounge whilst I cower in fear in the bedroom with duct tape over the gap under the door. | |||
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"Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!! I'm the king of crazy golf at Gt Yarmouth, that windmill will will never defeat me " That sounds like a gauntlet being thrown down! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today? I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead. Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits." Ooh, I have Jim. But then, I AM from the Wirral (checks Tren isn't here to call me out!) Last year they did hazelnut chocolate ones. They were nearly better than sex! X | |||
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"Evening all. Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads! I've been unfaithful to Jimothy. Can he ever forgive me? Xx Hello Red I'll say a late hello, DC, even though we messaged. Don't want Mr Jim to think I've completely lost my manners tonight! X" Anything goes here. Go crazy. x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today? I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead. Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits." They are named after the German philosopher and mathematician Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz so pretty posh. Although I got mine in Tesco. Meli would love these white chocolate ones I think. | |||
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"Good evening fuckers and fuckees LvM Evening. Oh another tingle How are you Estella? LvM Aha! Thank you for that comment on t’other thread. I’m doing okay and have had a lovely time on the forum today abs am making new friends - hurrah!! Happy me. How are you, you sexy so and so? Quite alright, always a pleasure to see your O face come across my screen Oooh exciting times indeed! I'm doing okay, we're recovering from a hard fought game of crazy golf LvM Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!! " You'll have to tag along LvM | |||
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"Good evening fuckers and fuckees LvM Evening. Oh another tingle How are you Estella? LvM Aha! Thank you for that comment on t’other thread. I’m doing okay and have had a lovely time on the forum today abs am making new friends - hurrah!! Happy me. How are you, you sexy so and so? Quite alright, always a pleasure to see your O face come across my screen Oooh exciting times indeed! I'm doing okay, we're recovering from a hard fought game of crazy golf LvM Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!! You'll have to tag along LvM" I’ll bring my O face. It looks like this — | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today? I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead. Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits. Ooh, I have Jim. But then, I AM from the Wirral (checks Tren isn't here to call me out!) Last year they did hazelnut chocolate ones. They were nearly better than sex! X" How about Leibniz biscuit and sex together ? We could die happy ! | |||
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"Good evening fuckers and fuckees LvM Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening LvM! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC, how the devil? LvM | |||
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"So which biscuit was the winner or the most positive assessment?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jay. Good question. I think we were to busy scoffing. That and I never caught up with the end of the first two threads last night. I'd buy honeycomb KitKats again. | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Euphoria. When did you last feel euphoria? All. The. Time. " Awesome. | |||
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"Good evening fuckers and fuckees LvM Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening LvM! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC, how the devil? LvM" My, that's a mighty big greeting you just gave me Not too shabby here, apart from a sore ear. How's the von Matterhorn world? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today? I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead. Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits. They are named after the German philosopher and mathematician Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz so pretty posh. Although I got mine in Tesco. Meli would love these white chocolate ones I think." The dark chocolate ones are amazing. | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting. I have many weaknesses. This was realised today when flight or flight kicked in and I realised I don’t have the capability for either. A spider jumper out at me and i dropped my raspberry lemonade. " Isn't that raspberryade? | |||
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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting. I have many weaknesses. This was realised today when flight or flight kicked in and I realised I don’t have the capability for either. A spider jumper out at me and i dropped my raspberry lemonade. Isn't that raspberryade?" Different beverages, Jim. I think we might need a fizzy pop tasting evening | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I'm not sure where I fit in, in your greeting. But it doesn't matter. Where would you like to fit in? Or is there a term that I can use to include you in my greeting? " Jim will do. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today? I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead. Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits. They are named after the German philosopher and mathematician Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz so pretty posh. Although I got mine in Tesco. Meli would love these white chocolate ones I think. The dark chocolate ones are amazing. " Today was the first time I'd bought them but what a discovery. Will soon try the dark ones, thanks. | |||
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"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I'm not sure where I fit in, in your greeting. But it doesn't matter. Where would you like to fit in? Or is there a term that I can use to include you in my greeting? Jim will do." However you choose to self ijimify | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today? I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead. Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits. Ooh, I have Jim. But then, I AM from the Wirral (checks Tren isn't here to call me out!) Last year they did hazelnut chocolate ones. They were nearly better than sex! X How about Leibniz biscuit and sex together ? We could die happy ! " Yes please! Not white chocolate ones, though. They'd be a bit sickly | |||
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