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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

Hey

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

I did it for the first time in an age.

Happy Saturday Jim!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"You "

Happy Saturday Yas

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You

Happy Saturday Yas "

And you xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, you. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did it for the first time in an age.

Happy Saturday Jim!"

Happy Saturday!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! "

Are you still full up from your biscuitfest last night Jim?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, you. x"

Xxx

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"I did it for the first time in an age.

Happy Saturday Jim!

Happy Saturday!"

What do we twist on a Saturday?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Hey Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations!

Are you still full up from your biscuitfest last night Jim? "

I'm kinda biscuited out for now.

How did bin roulette go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey"

First face and top of the league on same day

Evening Jim and everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did it for the first time in an age.

Happy Saturday Jim!

Happy Saturday!

What do we twist on a Saturday? "

It's Saturday, twist whatever you want.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x"

Xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ey up Jim, I'm just off to the shop, see you in a bit

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

18th face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Nocturnal love to you. I hope you haven't got a Saturday night fever. x

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations!

Are you still full up from your biscuitfest last night Jim?

I'm kinda biscuited out for now.

How did bin roulette go?"

I was so proud of myself at 6am. Until someone walked past the end of the drive and said hello and I nearly wet myself not expecting to see anyone.

Thankfully I put suitable attire on before going out. That would be clothing opposed to a nappy. Which of course would have been suitable had I wet myself.

Am I overthinking my answering of this question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Nocturnal love to you. I hope you haven't got a Saturday night fever. x"

I’m being a plonker which I’ll blame on being slightly raised temperature! But it’s likely just me being a plonker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ey up Jim, I'm just off to the shop, see you in a bit "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Catch you later.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"I did it for the first time in an age.

Happy Saturday Jim!

Happy Saturday!

What do we twist on a Saturday?

It's Saturday, twist whatever you want."

Well we twist our melons on a Monday.

Shall we twist our balls in honour of 3pm?

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x"

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you want Ace to get you something from the shop, say it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x"

How is your cold today Estella?

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again "

Yay to all of the above apart from the ear

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If you want Ace to get you something from the shop, say it now."

Some popcorn please, Ace!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"18th face "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. Do you enjoy playing 18 holes?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x

How is your cold today Estella?"

I’m bunged up but because I did a little silly cry and snotted my nose up again.

I appreciate you asking. I’ve been very needy on the forums this week about feeling ill! And lovely people have been lovely to me so I’m very grateful.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight? Still stuffed full of Biccies from last night?

Busy day for me today. Shop was so damn busy, I was glad to get away home after 6 hours!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x

How is your cold today Estella?

I’m bunged up but because I did a little silly cry and snotted my nose up again.

I appreciate you asking. I’ve been very needy on the forums this week about feeling ill! And lovely people have been lovely to me so I’m very grateful. "

hi little star hope you feel better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations!

Are you still full up from your biscuitfest last night Jim?

I'm kinda biscuited out for now.

How did bin roulette go?

I was so proud of myself at 6am. Until someone walked past the end of the drive and said hello and I nearly wet myself not expecting to see anyone.

Thankfully I put suitable attire on before going out. That would be clothing opposed to a nappy. Which of course would have been suitable had I wet myself.

Am I overthinking my answering of this question? "

You're overthinking. But well done with your bin.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x

How is your cold today Estella?

I’m bunged up but because I did a little silly cry and snotted my nose up again.

I appreciate you asking. I’ve been very needy on the forums this week about feeling ill! And lovely people have been lovely to me so I’m very grateful. hi little star hope you feel better"

Thanks Bill. Big hugs.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"18th face

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. Do you enjoy playing 18 holes? "

Just the 2 for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You've had a musical day. Get the antibiotics!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again

Yay to all of the above apart from the ear "

It feels like some sort of foreign creature is burrowing into my head

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You've had a musical day. Get the antibiotics!"

I've nearly finished the bloomin' antibiotics! Tomorrow is the last day of 7......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and other nocturnallers. Love to you all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Nocturnal love to you. I hope you haven't got a Saturday night fever. x

I’m being a plonker which I’ll blame on being slightly raised temperature! But it’s likely just me being a plonker. "

At least you're not being a twonk.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Jim

Evening all

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again

Yay to all of the above apart from the ear

It feels like some sort of foreign creature is burrowing into my head "

How rude! Swear at it in several langauages so that it knows it isn't welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did it for the first time in an age.

Happy Saturday Jim!

Happy Saturday!

What do we twist on a Saturday?

It's Saturday, twist whatever you want.

Well we twist our melons on a Monday.

Shall we twist our balls in honour of 3pm?"

Why not, let's twist our balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx"

How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello dear Jim, hello lovely nocturnalers and congrats on first facing Lois! Tomorrow I shall message you about .

Estella, I hope your poorly state changes soon for you, it's rotten feeling ill and you deserve to be exuberantly crafting puns galore.

I hope other poorly nocturnalers (Mrs KC looking in your direction) and those of current robust health are well.

P.S Phwwwoooar you classy DC, DC.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you want Ace to get you something from the shop, say it now.

Some popcorn please, Ace!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qhdmJu8Lu-M

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello dear Jim, hello lovely nocturnalers and congrats on first facing Lois! Tomorrow I shall message you about .

Estella, I hope your poorly state changes soon for you, it's rotten feeling ill and you deserve to be exuberantly crafting puns galore.

I hope other poorly nocturnalers (Mrs KC looking in your direction) and those of current robust health are well.

P.S Phwwwoooar you classy DC, DC.

"

Thanks Melster.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hello dear Jim, hello lovely nocturnalers and congrats on first facing Lois! Tomorrow I shall message you about .

Estella, I hope your poorly state changes soon for you, it's rotten feeling ill and you deserve to be exuberantly crafting puns galore.

I hope other poorly nocturnalers (Mrs KC looking in your direction) and those of current robust health are well.

P.S Phwwwoooar you classy DC, DC.

"

Thank you dearest Meli

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x"

Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx"

Same here! I don’t remember the last time I felt so grotty

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x

Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then no. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening all.

Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads!

I've been unfaithful to Jimothy.

Can he ever forgive me? Xx

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

Same here! I don’t remember the last time I felt so grotty "

Aww up to now not me but... xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon"

Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

A quick note of good night and lots of naughty dreams from 2good to all of the nocturnals.

Night night zzz zzz

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

Same here! I don’t remember the last time I felt so grotty

Aww up to now not me but... xx"

Hoping it stays that way for you x

I caught it from my 17yr old son who’s been fine! He feels really guilty bless him

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon

Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast."

bacon drippings, flour, and milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight? Still stuffed full of Biccies from last night?

Busy day for me today. Shop was so damn busy, I was glad to get away home after 6 hours!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I don't think I'll be eating a biscuit for a few days at least.

It's Saturday, it's meant to be busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening. Always wondered about posting in a similar thread in the middle of the night. Haven’t till now. Always enjoy reading though. Good to know there’s so many night owls!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"18th face

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. Do you enjoy playing 18 holes?

Just the 2 for me "

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello dear Jim, hello lovely nocturnalers and congrats on first facing Lois! Tomorrow I shall message you about .

Estella, I hope your poorly state changes soon for you, it's rotten feeling ill and you deserve to be exuberantly crafting puns galore.

I hope other poorly nocturnalers (Mrs KC looking in your direction) and those of current robust health are well.

P.S Phwwwoooar you classy DC, DC.

"

Inbox open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again

Yay to all of the above apart from the ear

It feels like some sort of foreign creature is burrowing into my head "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"A quick note of good night and lots of naughty dreams from 2good to all of the nocturnals.

Night night zzz zzz "

Night night 2good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites. Today was a lazy start, I introduced our daughter to salsa music and dancing (both lovely and frustrating, from a seated position) and then we went horse riding. We've watched Strictly and now I'm watching a thing about Motown on the telly. My ear is starting to hurt again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You've had a musical day. Get the antibiotics!

I've nearly finished the bloomin' antibiotics! Tomorrow is the last day of 7......"

Uh-oh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well back from the pub and half a bottle of jd down but wtf and listening to the stones and spreading love to all you sexy fabbers xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads!

I've been unfaithful to Jimothy.

Can he ever forgive me? Xx"

Heh Red from another thread. I'd never do that. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello dear Jim, hello lovely nocturnalers and congrats on first facing Lois! Tomorrow I shall message you about .

Estella, I hope your poorly state changes soon for you, it's rotten feeling ill and you deserve to be exuberantly crafting puns galore.

I hope other poorly nocturnalers (Mrs KC looking in your direction) and those of current robust health are well.

P.S Phwwwoooar you classy DC, DC.

"

Thanks, Meli. I'm cursing the sickies who've come into work and spread their diseases in a very obvious way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Merry Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A quick note of good night and lots of naughty dreams from 2good to all of the nocturnals.

Night night zzz zzz "

Sweet dreams, I hope they're wet.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening all.

Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads!

I've been unfaithful to Jimothy.

Can he ever forgive me? Xx

Heh Red from another thread. I'd never do that. x"

I'm a thread jumper.

Twisted thread jumper!!

(Sounded funnier in my head...) X

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening all.

Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads!

I've been unfaithful to Jimothy.

Can he ever forgive me? Xx"

Hello Red

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x

Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx"

How many days have you done? x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Jim

Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?"

I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight? Still stuffed full of Biccies from last night?

Busy day for me today. Shop was so damn busy, I was glad to get away home after 6 hours!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I don't think I'll be eating a biscuit for a few days at least.

It's Saturday, it's meant to be busy."

Actually, Saturdays can be v good but today was really exceptional at double what we'd normally turnover.

The shop I work for regularly has the best financial turnover & profit levels of all the group's shops in the N E of England division. Stock was selling so well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Starfly. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening Jim

Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?

I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? "

Do you like a Jaffa cake DC?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Starfly. She's not feeling very well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads!

I've been unfaithful to Jimothy.

Can he ever forgive me? Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You're forgiven. x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Starfly! Sorry to read you're not well, nocturnaling might be like chicken soup for your soul.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

Same here! I don’t remember the last time I felt so grotty

Aww up to now not me but... xx

Hoping it stays that way for you x

I caught it from my 17yr old son who’s been fine! He feels really guilty bless him

"

Aww nooo bless him xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Euphoria. When did you last feel euphoria?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon

Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast.bacon drippings, flour, and milk "

That makes sense. After a late breakfast, do you have lunch?

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x

Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx

How many days have you done? x"

Already done six but another one down so it started again!! Xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Merry Saturday. Smileyface"

Merry Saturday to you too! I'm very happy, probably annoyingly so right now. Jim, did you enjoy your biscuits yesterday?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ey up Jim, I'm just off to the shop, see you in a bit

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Catch you later."

You can run as fast as you like, but you'll never catch me my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

Same here! I don’t remember the last time I felt so grotty "

Evening starfly, sorry to hear that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening. Always wondered about posting in a similar thread in the middle of the night. Haven’t till now. Always enjoy reading though. Good to know there’s so many night owls!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Want. You've found your thread. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Want. He's new in nocturnal town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Want. He's new in nocturnal town."

Hello Want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well back from the pub and half a bottle of jd down but wtf and listening to the stones and spreading love to all you sexy fabbers xxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hed. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Nocturnal love to you, man. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Hed. He's just rolled home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?

I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? "

I think I might have some Jaffa Cakes somewhere.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings "

Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie?"

Is this a euphemism?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie?

Is this a euphemism? "

I was referencing my lady boner yesterday, Lois has kindly rebranded a lady boner to a jelly bean jiggle, for me.

Thank you Lois

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight? Still stuffed full of Biccies from last night?

Busy day for me today. Shop was so damn busy, I was glad to get away home after 6 hours!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I don't think I'll be eating a biscuit for a few days at least.

It's Saturday, it's meant to be busy.

Actually, Saturdays can be v good but today was really exceptional at double what we'd normally turnover.

The shop I work for regularly has the best financial turnover & profit levels of all the group's shops in the N E of England division. Stock was selling so well."

Bloody Hull, that's good.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening Jim

Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?

I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available? "

I think he's willing to share

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie?

Is this a euphemism?

I was referencing my lady boner yesterday, Lois has kindly rebranded a lady boner to a jelly bean jiggle, for me.

Thank you Lois "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x

Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx

How many days have you done? x

Already done six but another one down so it started again!! Xx"

Flippin' heck. x

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon

Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast.bacon drippings, flour, and milk

That makes sense. After a late breakfast, do you have lunch?"

nope , probaly wont anything, I'm stuffed

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie?

Is this a euphemism? "

Jamie didn't like the idea of a lady boner being a quivering quim, and as she was discussing jelly beans I decided on a jiggling jelly bean

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie?

Is this a euphemism?

Jamie didn't like the idea of a lady boner being a quivering quim, and as she was discussing jelly beans I decided on a jiggling jelly bean "

Oh lord nothing like repeating things above

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie?

Is this a euphemism?

Jamie didn't like the idea of a lady boner being a quivering quim, and as she was discussing jelly beans I decided on a jiggling jelly bean "

I like it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Jim

Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?

I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available?

Do you like a Jaffa cake DC? "

Is the pope catholic?

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Has your jelly bean been jiggled today Jamie?

Is this a euphemism?

I was referencing my lady boner yesterday, Lois has kindly rebranded a lady boner to a jelly bean jiggle, for me.

Thank you Lois "

Always happy to help not daughter

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . How was your day? x

I'm currently in covid lockdown. Two positive cases in the house xx

How long do we have to isolate for if Covid positive, is it still ten days? x

Well if it's actually you then yes. If double jabbed then. However... my work says 10 days isolation xx

How many days have you done? x

Already done six but another one down so it started again!! Xx

Flippin' heck. x"

I know xx

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM"

Evening.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening Jim

Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?

I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available?

Do you like a Jaffa cake DC?

Is the pope catholic? "

I think he kisses tarmac whilst bears poop in the woods

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?"

I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Merry Saturday. Smileyface

Merry Saturday to you too! I'm very happy, probably annoyingly so right now. Jim, did you enjoy your biscuits yesterday? "

That's alright, be annoyingly happy. I did, I enjoyed the Oreos and honeycomb KitKats more than I thought I would.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM

Evening. "

Oh another tingle How are you Estella?

LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. "

The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?

I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead."

leo i posted you a cuban style song on the music thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ey up Jim, I'm just off to the shop, see you in a bit

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Catch you later.

You can run as fast as you like, but you'll never catch me my friend "

You are an Ace Winger.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate. "

It was thought of with you in mind!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings "

Hello stranger

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM

Evening.

Oh another tingle How are you Estella?

LvM"

Aha! Thank you for that comment on t’other thread. I’m doing okay and have had a lovely time on the forum today abs am making new friends - hurrah!! Happy me.

How are you, you sexy so and so?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate.

The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. "

Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening all.

Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads!

I've been unfaithful to Jimothy.

Can he ever forgive me? Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You're forgiven. x"

Thanks Jimothy. Loves ya!

Xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Jim

Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?

I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available?

I think he's willing to share "

Hello ace he usually does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I'm not sure where I fit in, in your greeting. But it doesn't matter.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate.

It was thought of with you in mind! "

Thank you Lois for appreciating the glorious quiver of a quivering quim without a quiver at the usage of quiver.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening all.

Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads!

I've been unfaithful to Jimothy.

Can he ever forgive me? Xx

Hello Red "

I'll say a late hello, DC, even though we messaged. Don't want Mr Jim to think I've completely lost my manners tonight! X

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Hello stranger "

Hello to you! How have you been?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon

Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast.bacon drippings, flour, and milk

That makes sense. After a late breakfast, do you have lunch? nope , probaly wont anything, I'm stuffed"

I wouldn't have lunch either. And I'm forgetting how generous American meals are.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM

Evening.

Oh another tingle How are you Estella?

LvM

Aha! Thank you for that comment on t’other thread. I’m doing okay and have had a lovely time on the forum today abs am making new friends - hurrah!! Happy me.

How are you, you sexy so and so?"

Quite alright, always a pleasure to see your O face come across my screen Oooh exciting times indeed!

I'm doing okay, we're recovering from a hard fought game of crazy golf

LvM

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

So which biscuit was the winner or the most positive assessment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Euphoria. When did you last feel euphoria?"

All. The. Time.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate.

The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily.

Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting. "

I have many weaknesses. This was realised today when flight or flight kicked in and I realised I don’t have the capability for either. A spider jumper out at me and i dropped my raspberry lemonade.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. You're looking good tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?

I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead. leo i posted you a cuban style song on the music thread"

Muchisimas Gracias Bill. I saw it and have listened. So much amazing music from Cuba.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I'm not sure where I fit in, in your greeting. But it doesn't matter."

Where would you like to fit in? Or is there a term that I can use to include you in my greeting?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening LvM!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll, went out for a late breakfast, biscuits and gravy, (not those cookies ya'll call biscuits) two eggs , hashbrowns, and crispy bacon

Good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I wouldn't have thought of having gravy with breakfast.bacon drippings, flour, and milk

That makes sense. After a late breakfast, do you have lunch? nope , probaly wont anything, I'm stuffed

I wouldn't have lunch either. And I'm forgetting how generous American meals are."

went for a walk after through the bookstore , still feel like i need a nap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?

I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available?

Do you like a Jaffa cake DC?

Is the pope catholic? "

I'll Google it.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM

Evening.

Oh another tingle How are you Estella?

LvM

Aha! Thank you for that comment on t’other thread. I’m doing okay and have had a lovely time on the forum today abs am making new friends - hurrah!! Happy me.

How are you, you sexy so and so?

Quite alright, always a pleasure to see your O face come across my screen Oooh exciting times indeed!

I'm doing okay, we're recovering from a hard fought game of crazy golf

LvM"

Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. You're looking good tonight."

Evening JimJam. Thanks very much, this lingerie really brings out the boobs in my eyes

LvM

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Leo! What's your favourite song ever (currently because we all know they can change hourly)?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?

I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead."

Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate.

The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily. "

Don't forget your panties.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate.

The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily.

Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting.

I have many weaknesses. This was realised today when flight or flight kicked in and I realised I don’t have the capability for either. A spider jumper out at me and i dropped my raspberry lemonade. "

Oh Jamie I almost trumped from laughing then. you poor poor woman. What happened to the little eight legged friend?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate.

The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily.

Don't forget your panties."

That’s a weird way of asking to be a nemesis of mine, Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Leo! What's your favourite song ever (currently because we all know they can change hourly)? "

Heh Meli, currently ever would be One Day We'll All be Free, written and sung by Donny Hathaway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads!

I've been unfaithful to Jimothy.

Can he ever forgive me? Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You're forgiven. x

Thanks Jimothy. Loves ya!

Xx"

That's me. x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!! "

I'm the king of crazy golf at Gt Yarmouth, that windmill will will never defeat me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. How the flip are you?

I’m flipping good thanks Jim! Are Jaffa cakes still available?

I think he's willing to share

Hello ace he usually does "

I've got honeycomb KitKats.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Once upon a time

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate.

The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily.

Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting.

I have many weaknesses. This was realised today when flight or flight kicked in and I realised I don’t have the capability for either. A spider jumper out at me and i dropped my raspberry lemonade.

Oh Jamie I almost trumped from laughing then. you poor poor woman. What happened to the little eight legged friend? "

Oh my god. I went to watch Halloween Kills in the cinema this evening and I jumped so hard I trumped. My mum did not stop laughing for the rest of the film.

He’s fine. He’s currently in my lounge whilst I cower in fear in the bedroom with duct tape over the gap under the door.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!!

I'm the king of crazy golf at Gt Yarmouth, that windmill will will never defeat me "

That sounds like a gauntlet being thrown down!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?

I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead.

Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits."

Ooh, I have Jim. But then, I AM from the Wirral (checks Tren isn't here to call me out!) Last year they did hazelnut chocolate ones. They were nearly better than sex! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Please don't shout, I've been playing on other threads!

I've been unfaithful to Jimothy.

Can he ever forgive me? Xx

Hello Red

I'll say a late hello, DC, even though we messaged. Don't want Mr Jim to think I've completely lost my manners tonight! X"

Anything goes here. Go crazy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?

I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead.

Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits."

They are named after the German philosopher and mathematician Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz so pretty posh. Although I got mine in Tesco. Meli would love these white chocolate ones I think.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM

Evening.

Oh another tingle How are you Estella?

LvM

Aha! Thank you for that comment on t’other thread. I’m doing okay and have had a lovely time on the forum today abs am making new friends - hurrah!! Happy me.

How are you, you sexy so and so?

Quite alright, always a pleasure to see your O face come across my screen Oooh exciting times indeed!

I'm doing okay, we're recovering from a hard fought game of crazy golf

LvM

Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!! "

You'll have to tag along

LvM

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM

Evening.

Oh another tingle How are you Estella?

LvM

Aha! Thank you for that comment on t’other thread. I’m doing okay and have had a lovely time on the forum today abs am making new friends - hurrah!! Happy me.

How are you, you sexy so and so?

Quite alright, always a pleasure to see your O face come across my screen Oooh exciting times indeed!

I'm doing okay, we're recovering from a hard fought game of crazy golf

LvM

Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!!

You'll have to tag along

LvM"

I’ll bring my O face. It looks like this —

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?

I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead.

Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits.

Ooh, I have Jim. But then, I AM from the Wirral (checks Tren isn't here to call me out!) Last year they did hazelnut chocolate ones. They were nearly better than sex! X"

How about Leibniz biscuit and sex together ? We could die happy !

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening LvM! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC, how the devil?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So which biscuit was the winner or the most positive assessment?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jay. Good question. I think we were to busy scoffing. That and I never caught up with the end of the first two threads last night. I'd buy honeycomb KitKats again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Euphoria. When did you last feel euphoria?

All. The. Time. "

Awesome.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening fuckers and fuckees

LvM

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening LvM!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC, how the devil?

LvM"

My, that's a mighty big greeting you just gave me Not too shabby here, apart from a sore ear. How's the von Matterhorn world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?

I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead.

Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits.

They are named after the German philosopher and mathematician Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz so pretty posh. Although I got mine in Tesco. Meli would love these white chocolate ones I think."

The dark chocolate ones are amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate.

The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily.

Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting.

I have many weaknesses. This was realised today when flight or flight kicked in and I realised I don’t have the capability for either. A spider jumper out at me and i dropped my raspberry lemonade. "

Isn't that raspberryade?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"But quivering quim is epic Grand Witch Jamiate.

The word quiver is on par with moist and suckle. I can’t and won’t use them voluntarily.

Kryptonite. Interesting. Veeerry interesting.

I have many weaknesses. This was realised today when flight or flight kicked in and I realised I don’t have the capability for either. A spider jumper out at me and i dropped my raspberry lemonade.

Isn't that raspberryade?"

Different beverages, Jim. I think we might need a fizzy pop tasting evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I'm not sure where I fit in, in your greeting. But it doesn't matter.

Where would you like to fit in? Or is there a term that I can use to include you in my greeting? "

Jim will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?

I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead.

Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits.

They are named after the German philosopher and mathematician Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz so pretty posh. Although I got mine in Tesco. Meli would love these white chocolate ones I think.

The dark chocolate ones are amazing. "

Today was the first time I'd bought them but what a discovery. Will soon try the dark ones, thanks.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello perverts, pervettes, bitches, sluts and darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I'm not sure where I fit in, in your greeting. But it doesn't matter.

Where would you like to fit in? Or is there a term that I can use to include you in my greeting?

Jim will do."

However you choose to self ijimify

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you eaten any Oreos today?

I hate wasting food but I binned the remainder from last night. Had some splendid white chocolate Leibniz biscuits instead.

Leibniz sounds posh, I bet Meli has had Leibniz biscuits.

Ooh, I have Jim. But then, I AM from the Wirral (checks Tren isn't here to call me out!) Last year they did hazelnut chocolate ones. They were nearly better than sex! X

How about Leibniz biscuit and sex together ? We could die happy ! "

Yes please!

Not white chocolate ones, though. They'd be a bit sickly

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

We would have joined you earlier Jim but we have been busy playing mouse trap, drinking cinzano and watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

How is the most eligible, ethically sourced hunk of salopian man meat doing? Blanket weather yet?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Now I’m jealous, I love crazy golf!!

I'm the king of crazy golf at Gt Yarmouth, that windmill will will never defeat me

That sounds like a gauntlet being thrown down! "

It certainly is young lady

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

You always have to play these tricks Ace

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