FabSwingers.com forum: Saturday Morning Mystery Questions

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

You remember these

- Say you're in.

- PM someone else who's "in" a question.

- If you're asked a question, answer it in here without naming names or giving away the question.

- Respect the filters people!

And of course, we're in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm in because parkrun is a no go and I need to do something.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, this is always good fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m in, because it’s this or cleaning!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Ok sounds fun x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m in until I’m out

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I'm in but due others filters I'll have to wait to be contacted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

My favourite household chore is… drum roll… cooking! (Is that a chore?)

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

When they dance, I love watching them dance even if they don’t think they can, women always look sexy dancing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Come As You Are - Emily Nagoski (although I might think it's a stunt)

Shantaram because they've clearly got stamina to get through that.

Neil Gaiman because

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Japan, I’ve been before but would love to see more of it!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue…. Because Blue is the colour!

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over a year ago

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Pigeon hands down. They are from the streets and would win on pure aggression

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By *rownhotnessMan
over a year ago

Cheshire/London/Midlands

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

My favourite fab memory is a delightful fabber getting on top and gushing when she came, several times in a row.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

My favourite colour is blue, just like my favourite teams home strip!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Feta, sorry grandad.

Baked feta.

Feta in a greek salad or gyros or with roasted butternut squash and chickpeas.

Feta in baked sweet potato.

Feta with pomegranate seeds and a drizzle of olive oil.

F-e-t-a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knees in the snow.

no sense no feeling

. Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Munich

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

What makes a good one? Taste and texture first and foremost but, also the ability to withstand several repeated dunks without plopping

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Ooh that's a tough one... I want to say Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pussy first, always.. please

and the black kind. as black as my non-existent heart. Px

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Custard Creams are very kinky. The different layers and textures. Not to mention the erotic way in which they can be slowly nibbled, licked and then nibbled again.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Getting to know one very lovely guy who surprises me and builds me up daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the tequila gods are the only ones worth worshipping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SQUATERNUTBOSH!!!!!!!

In every possible way you can think to cook it.

Thank you please.

6pm would be great.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Bolton, 2005, Frankie scored his second, I was sat in the Bolton end, people just started shaking my hand and saying well done, we’d won the league!

Still makes me fill up now

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Oooh definitely a sexy curvy lady with nice hair and undies

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Fuck me what a choice. Probably Margaret Thatcher.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Ooooh that's a tough choice

I'm going to have to go for the twerking though, and there's plenty of Fabbers with excellent behinds that I'd love to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A colleague told me about how her and her partner like to find others to join them, in detail, knowing at the time I couldn’t join in

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm in

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Hopefully long enough to make her cum

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Good morning!

I'm in. K may be in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like Cher, my power would let me turn back time.

Just think about all the mistakes I could avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id realise that neither were meeting my requirements, as there is no comparison really.

so I'd make my peace with it and have a brew and a laugh instead

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Sparkling eyes

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Bizzare threads

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Lazy times most likely. We both enjoy doing not a lot in the mornings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right now?

my fella's t-shirt, a pair of trackies, and a messy bun.

Proper glamorous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in never tried this before

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

I’m in

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Ideally for newbies would just be either a sexy curvy fem for Gin to play with and Tonic watch or a sexy couple for same room fun

(not too adventurous sorry!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne widdecombe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice walk in the countryside preferably near a river or lake followed by a good meal and the evening to do what ever we wanted.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yeah I would. I wouldn't be mega keen on everyone knowing my business but I would!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

First time around 21 but properly from about 25/26

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in

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By *rownhotnessMan
over a year ago

Cheshire/London/Midlands

Bloody he'll erm the mouse somehow got into the dinosaur and ate inside lol? Haha

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Taramasalata - can’t stand the stuff

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Probably something like a kinky egg scrambler

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My BE 'lock. Well, to be honest, her succubus. That would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hand, please.

handprint-shaped bruises are my favourite! Px

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By *iscreteguy1287Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm 8n xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m normally quite proactive

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The 'me' that existed before marriage, before kids, when I was young and spontaneous, spiritual and daring, still exists within me.

The essence of me has never changed. I'm just older and my body less forgiving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it has made me deeply sad. I'll not pretend I haven't shed actual tears about it tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X-ray vision and invibility would be good for pervinf but don't really fit with consent.

Would have to go for flight so we could travel the world much more cheaply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for this please

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I'm in

ask away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be my neck

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Not sure if she counts but Helen Mirren!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

How do you hint at something like that? Ermmm... oh! Inscribed on my skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my go to dinner date recipe is monkfish and chorizo risotto with mozzarella

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

David Cameron. Awful huh?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm not sure that I would to be honest. I might go and save myself about seven years though

LvM

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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ooooo hard one!

Of all time, Harry Potter, total HP nerd

But right now it would be Happy Sexy Millionaire

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Sure, I'll.play

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Haha he saw him coming, shat himself, causing a tidal wave in the tank, which made the whole thing to propel forward, hitting said predator in the face

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Oooh that depends. K does make exceedingly good cupcakes and other sweets so I'll probably say her

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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ooooo interesting!

Just because I read his biography and about his life, my grandpa! I feel like he'd give me some really good advice right now

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I sure am!

What size are you needing?

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Really don't like Custard at all! The consistency, texture, taste, disgusting. Yuk!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It's a pleasure for us both. We equally turn out some fantastic plates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be a bacon sarnie!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't know. Pregnant. If not pregnant, adopting. Maybe starting a PhD. Married. All that aside, the main thing is happier. More self confidence. Fingers crossed I guess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just to preempt any awkward questions, yes they are big.. bigger than yours no doubt. its an inherited condition whereby they just never stop growing. Let's not make it weird. And no, I'll not give you a toe job!'

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

If I had a willy, the first thing I would do is swing it round like a helicopter. The second thing would be to shove it, hard, into my ex-husband's arse. While he was sleeping.

Oooh that's a bit dark

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"If I had a willy, the first thing I would do is swing it round like a helicopter. The second thing would be to shove it, hard, into my ex-husband's arse. While he was sleeping.

Oooh that's a bit dark

But funny!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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oooo I'd choose something from the ACME products....though I feel I'd have as much success as Wile E Coyote

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Oh I’d take load of pics and post them here to try and get top of hot pics

Then I’d go sleep with the biggest willies I could find

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I’m in

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I'm probably flexitarian...generally I eat everything but tend to try and cook more plant based things. I could never full give up steak or cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Basketball...because I played it I like to watch it, though it does end up making me want to go back and play again!

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over a year ago

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Singapore chilli crab, rice and a papaya salad.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Oh I’d take load of pics and post them here to try and get top of hot pics

Then I’d go sleep with the biggest willies I could find

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I cook a great few tapas dishes so I’d do that.

pan con tomate, chorizo in red wine, padron peppers, cheese and ham croquettes, salt cod fritters and more

Then we can pick, chat and drink wine.

Dessert would be ice cream with fudge sauce…. In the bedroom

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"If I had a willy, the first thing I would do is swing it round like a helicopter. The second thing would be to shove it, hard, into my ex-husband's arse. While he was sleeping.

Oooh that's a bit dark

But funny! "

The copter or hubby's rectum!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well… We’re in

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By *ittlechick77Couple
over a year ago

Staines

We are in

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"If I had a willy, the first thing I would do is swing it round like a helicopter. The second thing would be to shove it, hard, into my ex-husband's arse. While he was sleeping.

Oooh that's a bit dark

But funny!

The copter or hubby's rectum!? "

The latter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I had a willy, the first thing I would do is swing it round like a helicopter. The second thing would be to shove it, hard, into my ex-husband's arse. While he was sleeping.

Oooh that's a bit dark

Love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One didn’t heal properly so it had to be taken out

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

In...ask away

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I'm quite quiet so not sure what sounds I'd make....maybe just in awe that someone would be so sexy to cook it for me

Hmmmm it would be 3 courses, first baked camembert with crusty bread, then a steak with lots of my favourite sides and then a couple different deserts as I'm terrible at choosing....when am I coming round for this?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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It's 2 halves of a kinder egg

You may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get rid of the chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I think it's a sign that everytime you visit you shouldn't be outside, but instead inside getting cosy under a duvet with cuddles and a movie maybe

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Spend time reading.

Adopt a slightly pretentious attitude with a dash of smut.

Build that facade.

Use that information wisely young padawan.

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

This was fun last week,I'm in xx

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By *ittlechick77Couple
over a year ago

Staines

anal, dp, rimming

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

It’s the way you take the tip and slowly tease into the warm wet…tea. Dipping a few more times before plunging it deeper down into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the least observant person, so actually hardly ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning to you too!

Dance in the park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr is the cook in our house. At the minute it’s BBQ pulled pork soft tacos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly you start by taking it out of the wrapper before lowering it down deep inside. This is where the magic happens, as what was cold and limp now becomes hot and hard. You can then take it out and spread it making sure every last bit is covered, resulting in a fantastic full mouth feeling

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Anywhere that my gorgeous grandchildren are,although more specifically somewhere outdoors so we can explore.xx

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A fleshlight for me, and a wand for K. I'm thinking we hide them in plain sight, maybe mock them up to look like modern art

"That looks a lot like a..."

"Oh we know, we get that a lot but it's actually a lost Andy Worhol sculpture"

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

We haven't really done that much to be honest, not recently anyway. Probably some impact or a bit of DDlg

LvM

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