FabSwingers.com forum: Chased bye ?

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

On a delivery yesterday got chased by a bloody cockerel what animals have you been chased by ?

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

I’ve been chased by a reindeer in a street in Honningsvag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a delivery yesterday got chased by a bloody cockerel what animals have you been chased by ?

Oh blimey!

I got chased by goose once who'd took a fancy to my chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockerel. Geese. Horse. Dogs. Bees.

Lots. Village childhood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was out cycling ana a hoard of pigmy goats piled over this rocky Bank and chased me down the road . Kept head butting my legs and bike . Had to put a spurt on for a quick get away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

ha ha

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

A swan, fucking scary assed thing, was like being attacked by a triffid x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men

ha ha "

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Cows

Goats

Sheep

Pigs

Horses

Chickens

Ducks

Geese

Swans

Turkeys

Pheasant

Deer

I grew up and have friends who have farms, the majority of the list above will give up quite quickly

Apart from wasps, I fecking hate wasps....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A peacock in Prague

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cows

Goats

Sheep

Pigs

Horses

Chickens

Ducks

Geese

Swans

Turkeys

Pheasant

Deer

I grew up and have friends who have farms, the majority of the list above will give up quite quickly

Apart from wasps, I fecking hate wasps....

Swans yes . Forgot the bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geese, cows, bulls, dogs. Got head butted by a ram before, but not chased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the 90’s me and my friend were walking home from school after just getting off the bus and we went round the corner of some houses where there was a patch of grass between the two streets and there was a bull. A real live huge black bull, it saw us put its head down and started doing that a tape thing with its foot then started to run towards us. We shit ourselves. This was in a residential street. We ran back up the street, heard this almighty crash where the bull had charged at a parked car then we heard all the men shouting (farmers who were trying to catch the bull that had escaped from their field). My friend and I mounted this wall on someone’s garden and were screaming so this woman let us in her house. We were all watching from an upstairs window this bull running round all the streets till it got lassoed!

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By *x-Andy-xxMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Dog Swan Cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emus are bastards

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A hare

A banty hen

A bull

A dog

A man

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

A straight man on here ! I did point out that I have a willy and I like it up the chuff !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way

Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way

Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know

What's a Tup?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way

Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know

What's a Tup?

A ram apparently

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I once took my monsters to feed the ducks and got chased out of the park by an assortment of wildfowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way

Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know

What's a Tup?

A ram apparently

Ah! As in "tupping"

I'm in Hull and I don't think they use that word here.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Flies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way

Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know

What's a Tup?

A ram apparently

Ah! As in "tupping"

I'm in Hull and I don't think they use that word here. "

Yeah a ram

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way

Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know

What's a Tup?

A ram apparently

Ah! As in "tupping"

I'm in Hull and I don't think they use that word here.

Yeah a ram

Not a massive frog

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A squirrel the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs - A bull (it almost escaped its pen in my direction so I'm classing it as being chased)

Mr - A ewe (how anyone can be scared of them I don't know)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A squirrel the other day"

It thought you where a big nut

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Pygmy goats

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A squirrel the other day

It thought you where a big nut

it was grey

Looked angry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A herd of cows whilst out running. Needless to say my split time for that 200 metres might have qualified me for the Olympics.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A squirrel the other day

It thought you where a big nut

it was grey

Looked angry xx"

Ohh dear

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A squirrel the other day

It thought you where a big nut

it was grey

Looked angry xx

Ohh dear

Then ran after me

and Said....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A Police Horse ...

And it headbutted me ..

Just so you know, don't ever get headbutted by a horse...

It hurts .

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A Police Horse ...

And it headbutted me ..

Just so you know, don't ever get headbutted by a horse...

It hurts ."

Why go so close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Police Horse ...

And it headbutted me ..

Just so you know, don't ever get headbutted by a horse...

It hurts ."

Horse bites are something to be desired! And being flung from a horse is an interesting way to break bones

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cows."

Moooooooo

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Swans. I view them with great suspicion anyway because they look a bit dicey in a cute fluffy way, but yeah, seeing a group of them following you around the shoreline of a lake, waddling with great determination to rip your arm off, makes me nervous.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Goats......evil......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geese too. Got between two gaggles of them river side. Luckily a cyclist came through them otherwise I was looking like having to take swim

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Being a country girl, numerous animals. None so scary as a bunch of high spirited football supporters, fresh off a train

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Seeing M chased by horse flies is one of my favourite things to see. They seem to leave me be bit chase him, the amount of times he's run off when out rambling is hilarious.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

This thread is going to give Essex Tom nightmares by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing M chased by horse flies is one of my favourite things to see. They seem to leave me be bit chase him, the amount of times he's run off when out rambling is hilarious. "

Horse flies seem to like me for some reason, which is a bugger because I react to their bites. Not life threatening but pretty uncomfortable.

However, the funniest was a Reeves pheasant. Driving down a country road this thing was stood in the way so I got out to shoo it off the road. A car coming the other way stopped and the driver said 'I wouldn't, it's really vicious!'

Yeah, right, but as we were talking this pheasant went round her car and began flinging itself at the passenger window where her young son was sitting. Fortunately it was closed and she drove off, this crazy bird still attacking her car. I got back in and drove off laughing, only to see this crazy bird now chasing my car. It was comical, seeing this thing in my door mirror as it chased me, whilst I'm trying to get the window up! Damn thing must have chased me for 100m or so!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I am very much an Animal Person, so the only time I've ever been chased was when an idiot friend of mine broke into a run while we were crossing a field of cows and the whole herd came after us. I've never gone over a gate so fast before or since.

Still, he's dead now and I'm not, so I win.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Hordes of sexy nymphs ......honest it happened ...it really really did happen ...ask my mate Jon down the pub....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol this reminds me of a very funny story about me in white in pitch black night being chased by a bull

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

On a course once and got chased by a wild boar.

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By *iscreetShropsManMan
over a year ago

Telford

Have been chased by lots of things, but most unusual?

Four peacocks on a quiet country road whilst out cycling!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

A billy goat

, not fun

Geese, nasty too

The joys of growing up on a farm

Cherry

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

An emu was funny...it was walking behind me with it's head over my shoulder periodically headbutting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scariest a pack of wild dogs in Iraq,

Funniest a badger that chased me and five tiger army guys after we saw it walking with two young kits and we got to close looking. It growled at us and chased us off

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

A moorhen , it literally made my life a misery back when I was squatting on a boat

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