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Impractical solutions to fab problems

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Suggest some impractical solutions for common fab problems -

Tell your meets the location of the closest car wash before meeting, so that you never have anyone turning up with BO etc

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Jump into bed with everyone that messages

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Jump into bed with everyone that messages"

Fair point. It will cut down the numbers of people who are upset about so much in fab life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrying a bit of extra lockdown Chubb?

Can’t be arsed to beautify?

Haven’t shaved your legs/balls?

simple, pop your snatch/cock in a gloryhole.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Carrying a bit of extra lockdown Chubb?

Can’t be arsed to beautify?

Haven’t shaved your legs/balls?

simple, pop your snatch/cock in a gloryhole."

Saves a fortune on makeup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying a bit of extra lockdown Chubb?

Can’t be arsed to beautify?

Haven’t shaved your legs/balls?

simple, pop your snatch/cock in a gloryhole.

Saves a fortune on makeup "

I wonder if you could apply enough makeup to my anus that it could be mistaken for a ladies love hole?

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Carrying a bit of extra lockdown Chubb?

Can’t be arsed to beautify?

Haven’t shaved your legs/balls?

simple, pop your snatch/cock in a gloryhole.

Saves a fortune on makeup "

Only meet during power cuts

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Carrying a bit of extra lockdown Chubb?

Can’t be arsed to beautify?

Haven’t shaved your legs/balls?

simple, pop your snatch/cock in a gloryhole.

Saves a fortune on makeup

I wonder if you could apply enough makeup to my anus that it could be mistaken for a ladies love hole?"

I’m sure you have a lovely anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the rare times when the site goes down, perhaps keep a few thousand flyers with your contact details, a few paragraphs about yourself and some photos of your genitalia on them at hand ready to pop through some letterboxes.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrying a bit of extra lockdown Chubb?

Can’t be arsed to beautify?

Haven’t shaved your legs/balls?

simple, pop your snatch/cock in a gloryhole."

I think this is the best advice I've ever had

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Cast a net in your local area, and get around those pesky filters, by posting Polaroid dick pics in every letterbox you can find. Make sure to include contact details so the Polic... err... hot chicks can find you

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the rare times when the site goes down, perhaps keep a few thousand flyers with your contact details, a few paragraphs about yourself and some photos of your genitalia on them at hand ready to pop through some letterboxes. "

Yep! Also using this info for your work signature on emails is perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the rare times when the site goes down, perhaps keep a few thousand flyers with your contact details, a few paragraphs about yourself and some photos of your genitalia on them at hand ready to pop through some letterboxes.

Yep! Also using this info for your work signature on emails is perfect"

Excellent idea, it's a good ice breaker! I see you're a real people person

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

If you're not having any luck on the site, then how about a billboard with a pic of your genitals on it, what you want to do to someone and contact details for you?

You could also employ someone to shout abuse at anyone who's not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're not having any luck on the site, then how about a billboard with a pic of your genitals on it, what you want to do to someone and contact details for you?

You could also employ someone to shout abuse at anyone who's not interested "

That sounds scarily like a recent prime ministerial campaign.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"If you're not having any luck on the site, then how about a billboard with a pic of your genitals on it, what you want to do to someone and contact details for you?

You could also employ someone to shout abuse at anyone who's not interested

That sounds scarily like a recent prime ministerial campaign."

Minus the fridge.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Men - get your mother, sisters, wife etc to provide childcare service for your meets. Guaranteed instant meets, always.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Install giant flashing F A F letters to the roof of your house so the locals can see you for miles around

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Install giant flashing F A F letters to the roof of your house so the locals can see you for miles around "

Or perhaps s road sign saying "Shags here"?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Save yourself the embarrassment by confirming with your "wife" that she can make the arranged meet with you too.

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Install giant flashing F A F letters to the roof of your house so the locals can see you for miles around

Or perhaps s road sign saying "Shags here"? "

"Pull off to get pulled off"

LvM

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Upon receiving a message from someone who hasn’t read your profile and therefore hasn’t determined their compatibility with you, instead of efficiently deleting the message and forgetting the episode, expend some valuable time writing a 600 word post complaining about it.

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