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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

doing a big poo on the loo hurt so much...

.....yet having a big fat cock up your ass feels so good?????????

hehehehehe

Discuss, pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U been eating too much sweetcorn by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Was it a 3 flusher babe?

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Was it a 3 flusher babe? "

bog brush stabber and a 3 flusher hun!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol you guys will love this one!!!

Last time my 3 year old nephew was up we took him to the local pub for his tea, towards the end of the meal he wispered to him mum he needed a poo so they headed off to the loos the other side of the pub.

When they got back we asked him if he had had a poo (as you do with 3 year olds) and he replied......

......yes...can you smell it?

Fucking fell off my chair laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I love kids innocence

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Ok, long story but very true,......

Was at a house part when at college, smoking lots of dope and drinking beer. Needed a poo - but tried and it hurt, so thought i would wait to have another puff and another beer or three before trying again!!!

Well, managed to pass this monster, and it didnt smell so i flushed and ran out the loo (cos arse was hurting so much i needed to walk to try and close the hole as best i could)

Well, mates of house chappy went in loo and found this mosnter of a poo,

Craig the housemate was outside having sex in pool, so other two housemates thought Craig had done this poo (used to his doing big whoppers) so took this poo outta the loo and put it under his pillow on his bed

How could i admit it was mine after that???????????????

It was gross lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that had a shitty end to that story lmao

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Well that had a shitty end to that story lmao "

yeah ok it was CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!11

;o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that had a shitty end to that story lmao

yeah ok it was CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!11

;o"

Come back and this sort of shit is still on here

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Well that had a shitty end to that story lmao

yeah ok it was CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!11

;o

Come back and this sort of shit is still on here "

stop talking poop!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that had a shitty end to that story lmao

yeah ok it was CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!11

;o

Come back and this sort of shit is still on here

stop talking poop!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe"

I always talk shit or so im told but heay do i give a shit ?

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Well that had a shitty end to that story lmao

yeah ok it was CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!11

;o

Come back and this sort of shit is still on here

stop talking poop!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe

I always talk shit or so im told but heay do i give a shit ? "

if you do give a shit - dont put it under the pillow - it gets messsy!!!!

hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time go to Pauls xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time go to Pauls xx "

*has axe handy for log chopping*

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Next time go to Pauls xx

*has axe handy for log chopping* "

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hope you have a good aim with that thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that scene in extras...has anyone seen it ?

where the lanky bloke is having a romantic meal at his flat...stops to go to the loo midway through..then has to find a kitchen utensil to assist with the flushing....fucking hilarious !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" U been eating too much sweetcorn by any chance "

or pop corn !!

i actually have chillies with every thing...no wonder I've never been rimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time go to Pauls xx "

Oh God I HATE that advert !!!!!!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Ok, long story but very true,......

Was at a house part when at college, smoking lots of dope and drinking beer. Needed a poo - but tried and it hurt, so thought i would wait to have another puff and another beer or three before trying again!!!

Well, managed to pass this monster, and it didnt smell so i flushed and ran out the loo (cos arse was hurting so much i needed to walk to try and close the hole as best i could)

Well, mates of house chappy went in loo and found this mosnter of a poo,

Craig the housemate was outside having sex in pool, so other two housemates thought Craig had done this poo (used to his doing big whoppers) so took this poo outta the loo and put it under his pillow on his bed

How could i admit it was mine after that???????????????

It was gross lol"

And to think I once offered this woman my hand in marriage!

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