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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you see couples saying they’re looking for a meet 8” plus, do they actually get the tape measure out when you arrive to make sure you measure up and if not show you the door or do they just crack on even if you’re actually only 5”?? Do you have to send a photo pre meet erect next to a tape measure, it’s all so sizest ???? What a mine field ??????

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume the think you're there to deliver the dick and not be a dick by lying and causing dicapointment.

No one likes to be cock fished

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Yes"

Yep

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids


"When you see couples saying they’re looking for a meet 8” plus, do they actually get the tape measure out when you arrive to make sure you measure up and if not show you the door or do they just crack on even if you’re actually only 5”?? Do you have to send a photo pre meet erect next to a tape measure, it’s all so sizest ???? What a mine field ??????"

This is rather sad.

Just respect their wishes, just as you would like your wishes respected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you poke it through the letter box after ringing the doorbell. They check over dimensions and the door opens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres my popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume the think you're there to deliver the dick and not be a dick by lying and causing dicapointment.

No one likes to be cock fished"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photo next to sky remote usually required.

I'm gonna start a business making 2/3 scale ones for guys on tinternet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I order a steak and get shrimps I’m rejecting them as my order was wrong. More than likely never order from there again either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This was very tongue in check but I now understand ????

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By *eedleinahaystackMan
over a year ago

London/Essex

Lol.. you see I fall just short of the 8inch mark and always wondered if being half and inch under would be recognised ha got away with it so far….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol.. you see I fall just short of the 8inch mark and always wondered if being half and inch under would be recognised ha got away with it so far…. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Photo next to sky remote usually required.

I'm gonna start a business making 2/3 scale ones for guys on tinternet."

Just buy those travel sized bottles of head and shoulders and pretend it’s a full size one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Photo next to sky remote usually required.

I'm gonna start a business making 2/3 scale ones for guys on tinternet.

Just buy those travel sized bottles of head and shoulders and pretend it’s a full size one "

I’ve got 24 cans of those miniature s

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Lol.. you see I fall just short of the 8inch mark and always wondered if being half and inch under would be recognised ha got away with it so far…. "

Not that we're meeting but I'd be able to tell.

Once met a 6' tall guy and knew he wasn't so asked him nicely if he really was. He was surprised but admitted he was 5' 11 and half"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, at the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Photo next to sky remote usually required.

I'm gonna start a business making 2/3 scale ones for guys on tinternet.

Just buy those travel sized bottles of head and shoulders and pretend it’s a full size one

I’ve got 24 cans of those miniature s "

If you’ve got 24 bottles of miniature vodka to go with them drop us a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get an iPhone there camera on a certain angle can make it look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol.. you see I fall just short of the 8inch mark and always wondered if being half and inch under would be recognised ha got away with it so far….

Not that we're meeting but I'd be able to tell.

Once met a 6' tall guy and knew he wasn't so asked him nicely if he really was. He was surprised but admitted he was 5' 11 and half" "

The point is, does the half inch really make all the difference?

(Height and length scenario)

I get that it's a filter, but surely there has to be a tolerance, as long as the applicant is close enough then surely they can be given a chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Photo next to sky remote usually required.

I'm gonna start a business making 2/3 scale ones for guys on tinternet.

Just buy those travel sized bottles of head and shoulders and pretend it’s a full size one

I’ve got 24 cans of those miniature s

If you’ve got 24 bottles of miniature vodka to go with them drop us a message "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol.. you see I fall just short of the 8inch mark and always wondered if being half and inch under would be recognised ha got away with it so far….

Not that we're meeting but I'd be able to tell.

Once met a 6' tall guy and knew he wasn't so asked him nicely if he really was. He was surprised but admitted he was 5' 11 and half"

The point is, does the half inch really make all the difference?

(Height and length scenario)

I get that it's a filter, but surely there has to be a tolerance, as long as the applicant is close enough then surely they can be given a chance."

Just a though… Maybe 8” is them giving a chance. They might actually want 9” but are willing to go down to 8. It’s similar with age ranges, go a bit over and a bit under so you don’t miss out on someone because of a year or 2.

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids


"This was very tongue in check but I now understand ????"

Again a style of retraction we see very often.

"I never meant it like that really"

Again quite sad that the questions need to be asked.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Of course it's important

Soon you will have an app that scans your cock in 3D, so that you have to demonstrate your suitability.

State your size in centimetres and inches, so that you are accurate and able to show that you have measured.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This was very tongue in check but I now understand ????

Again a style of retraction we see very often.

"I never meant it like that really"

Again quite sad that the questions need to be asked."

It was but you’re welcome to your way of reading it. Sarcasm often goes over the heads of many after all we’re all born with what we’ve got and I’m happy with what I have

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"I assume the think you're there to deliver the dick and not be a dick by lying and causing dicapointment.

No one likes to be cock fished"

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids


"This was very tongue in check but I now understand ????

Again a style of retraction we see very often.

"I never meant it like that really"

Again quite sad that the questions need to be asked.

It was but you’re welcome to your way of reading it. Sarcasm often goes over the heads of many after all we’re all born with what we’ve got and I’m happy with what I have "

Of course you should be happy with what you have.

But we have to accept that not everyone wants it. We personally don't believe size matters, but some do!

Simple really.

Good luck now.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

... I actually quite like the thought of meeting someone and them pulling out a tailor's tape to make sure I measure up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you poke it through the letter box after ringing the doorbell. They check over dimensions and the door opens! "

Reminds me of the old joke about putting a cucumber through the letterbox and shouting, Its the Incredible Hulk !

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you think they'll notice that I've cut an inch of the start of the tape?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They expect the men who respond to have an idea of the length of his penis.

Some men say 8 when it's around 6.

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Always carry around a measuring tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Photo next to sky remote usually required.

I'm gonna start a business making 2/3 scale ones for guys on tinternet.

Just buy those travel sized bottles of head and shoulders and pretend it’s a full size one "

Screaming

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