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By *estofboth OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A friend just sent me a link to a male contraceptive device, supposedly it’s a little bath that men can dip their balls into which pauses sperm production. I’m not sure about it myself but the scientific description made me laugh so thought I’d share, anybody heard of this?:

Once the cobblers are safely dipped in the water, they are zapped with the ultrasonic waves that stop sperm production and provide contraception from roughly two weeks after the first dunking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I smell a bull .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just insist that the lady does a headstand afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water and electric currents don’t mix unless your an eel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i call BS on that

although the mental images are hilarious! Px

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

So if I actually teabag with my balls I can halt the swimming of the sperms?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Somehow I can’t see fellas getting past the first zap

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Are these people expecting me to electrocute my testicles?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Water and electric currents don’t mix unless your an eel "

"zapped with untrasonic waves"

It's sound, not electricity.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Personally, I wouldn't trust it.

It would be too prone to user errors, and contraception isn't something you want to fuck up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water and electric currents don’t mix unless your an eel

"zapped with untrasonic waves"

It's sound, not electricity. "

Ultrasonic waves are created when an electric current is passed through something like quartz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if I actually teabag with my balls I can halt the swimming of the sperms?

"

Boil for 20 minutes..

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Bricks to be more effective. Lasts for months if not years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are these people expecting me to electrocute my testicles? "

Oh your comment really made me chuckle, probably a bit to much

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"i call BS on that

although the mental images are hilarious! Px "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like this performed in front me

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Water and electric currents don’t mix unless your an eel

"zapped with untrasonic waves"

It's sound, not electricity.

Ultrasonic waves are created when an electric current is passed through something like quartz

But not your balls or the water.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

They bpil the balls and then ask for bareback. A savlon wank may suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey it’s true, just googled it and read on helathcaregolbal...

“A revolutionary ultrasound treatment is being hailed as a potential male contraceptive method after it performed well in initial trials. Researchers are suggesting that using high frequency ultrasound waves to zap the testicles can cut sperm counts in males.”

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By *areToShareCouple
over a year ago

Bingham

If you think for one minute I'm going to teabag my gonads in some bucket of ultrasonically 'lit' fluid...you can think again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha all that hassle, no thanks. I’d rather wear a condom

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