FabSwingers.com forum: Gash

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it just me that finds that term derogatory?

40 odd year old guys wonder why ladies don't reply when they use that terminology in their bios

Just my thoughts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't like it either

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

That word makes me cringe

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Some real charmers clearly

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I take it axe wound is a no no too then

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

40 odd year old boys"

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I have never seen the word gash in a bio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a vile word

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Much prefer gusset

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It sounds decidedly unwholesome.

I prefer, Myrtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ting

Sorry the chav in me came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shudder just herring the word

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"I take it axe wound is a no no too then

There's always "clunge"

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"I take it axe wound is a no no too then

There's always "clunge"

A girl I used to work with called it a slot. "D'ya wanna kick up the slot" she would say if another female colleague gave her backchat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take it axe wound is a no no too then

that's a new one to me.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"I take it axe wound is a no no too then

that's a new one to me. "

https://youtu.be/MztdLHkWbeM

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

It’s Growler or nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady garden please

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I thought the only person to use that was Jay from The Inbetweeners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Minge' better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there used to be a sex shop called Gash aimed at females and staffed by females

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I love using certain words to be satirically offensive, but not in the search of a good nobbin'.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"I take it axe wound is a no no too then

that's a new one to me.

https://youtu.be/MztdLHkWbeM"

"Badly packed kebab!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about bifta

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I take it axe wound is a no no too then

that's a new one to me. "

Or, from Rathergood.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9dgVvk-yio

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Bleurgh!!! Hate the word x

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"What about bifta"

That is a term used for something else in my circles. I've never heard it used to reference a woman's genitals.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I thought the only person to use that was Jay from The Inbetweeners

Gash used to be in Rab C. Nesbitt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many words to be used for a lady garden. Gash, badly packed kebab. Angry axe wound, or front bum are not ones I would use on a bio

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Tuppence’ is a somewhat endearing designation for a lady’s wondrous lady bits.

…..which got me thinking and doing a quickie five minute research on other historical references.

For both your amusement and education therefore:

Chapel of ease, (circa 1600)

Tinder box (1638)

Bookbinder's wife (1768)

Jack nasty face (!!!) (1823)

Futz (1941)

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I prefer Gash to Axe wound

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

The world is full of charmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people really say gash!!! It's a disgusting word

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The world is full of charmers

Oh, some people know how to describe a lady's slit allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just screams The Inbetweeners for me!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Here's one that I've just made up, would you like me to shoot my jizz up your cum bucket

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

It's a kind of bun on Guernsey although I think it's spelt gauche but pronounced gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think it's an amusing word.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

In charmingly refer to mine as my growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather "gash" than "punched lasagne"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id rather "gash" than "punched lasagne"..

Lmao, or "axe wound"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TBF, if anybody ever said "come fuck me in my axe wound" and find it so amusing that I'd be game for whatever

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Is it just me that finds that term derogatory?

40 odd year old guys wonder why ladies don't reply when they use that terminology in their bios

Just my thoughts.... "

nope, you are not alone

instant turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me that finds that term derogatory?

40 odd year old guys wonder why ladies don't reply when they use that terminology in their bios

Just my thoughts....

nope, you are not alone

instant turn off.

Maybe they do it on purpose to out the prudes?

Just playing devils advocate.

There are many people who will say "I don't want vanilla" complaining about using the word "gash" is essentially the opposite side of the same issue lmfao.

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"I love using certain words to be satirically offensive, but not in the search of a good nobbin'. "

Ha ha ha ha brilliant

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

I find the word funny. Use it sometimes in jokey conversations with friends, but wouldn’t respond well to it sexually

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Do people really say gash!!! It's a disgusting word "

You didn't have the group of friends a lot of Romford boys had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer Gash to Axe wound

Lmfao definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a word I’d use to describe a vagina but it’s quite common for me to use it in place of awful, bad, terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about bifta

That is a term used for something else in my circles. I've never heard it used to reference a woman's genitals."

Yeah same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do guys seriously use gash on their profiles?

In what context is that used??

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Lady garden please"

Isn't she a LibDem peer in the House of Lords??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it just me that finds that term derogatory?

40 odd year old guys wonder why ladies don't reply when they use that terminology in their bios

Just my thoughts....

nope, you are not alone

instant turn off.

Maybe they do it on purpose to out the prudes?

Just playing devils advocate.

There are many people who will say "I don't want vanilla" complaining about using the word "gash" is essentially the opposite side of the same issue lmfao."

Oh no when I read his bio it was definately serious

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I quite like it TBH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it just me that finds that term derogatory?

40 odd year old guys wonder why ladies don't reply when they use that terminology in their bios

Just my thoughts....

nope, you are not alone

instant turn off.

Maybe they do it on purpose to out the prudes?

Just playing devils advocate.

There are many people who will say "I don't want vanilla" complaining about using the word "gash" is essentially the opposite side of the same issue lmfao."

Oh no reading the rest of his bio he definately thinks he's gods gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a nice / sexy word for it? Pussy, fanny and cunt make me do abit of sick in my mouth

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By *aisyandCarlosCouple
over a year ago

fareham

Sounds like a 14 year old boy's language.

Pussy, cunt, growler, undercarriage, v'jayjay, there's definitely better out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like it TBH

You would!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's a bit crude and like most crude words can be deployed delightfully for comic effect.

Used as a romantic overture, it lacks a certain something.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Gash is the PG version of cunt. If you’re gonna be crude, commit to it

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Gash is the PG version of cunt. If you’re gonna be crude, commit to it"

You absolute creature.

I think gash is worse tbh. Closely followed by axe wound

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Gash is the PG version of cunt. If you’re gonna be crude, commit to it

You absolute creature.

I think gash is worse tbh. Closely followed by axe wound "

Your entire personality is gash

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Gash is the PG version of cunt. If you’re gonna be crude, commit to it

You absolute creature.

I think gash is worse tbh. Closely followed by axe wound

Your entire personality is gash"

Unkind but not untrue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a fan of the word tbh x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

People, people. Let's just call it what it is: a clunge...

LvM

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

It's just a really gross word to describe lady parts. No ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I'm in my forties, I grew up on Tango & Gash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is vertical bacon sandwich acceptable?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is vertical bacon sandwich acceptable? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is vertical bacon sandwich acceptable? "

Or hairy plughole??????

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Beaver....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is vertical bacon sandwich acceptable?

Or hairy plughole??????"

Don’t. Hairy plug holes are a sensitive subject in our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham wallet?

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By *eedleinahaystackMan
over a year ago

London/Essex

I’m no sexual context is this a decent word to use.. much sexier descriptive words. Common as it may be “pussy” is still my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?"

Penis Fly Trap

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Gash not nice.. but cunt is the ultimate bad name in my opinion!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"Gash not nice.. but cunt is the ultimate bad name in my opinion!

Agreed. I reserve the C word for special occasions for "special" people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?

Penis Fly Trap"

Oyster ditch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk should stick to the tried and tested

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not heard Tuppence for years, that's what my mum told me my gilie bits were called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?

Penis Fly Trap

Oyster ditch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?

Penis Fly Trap

Oyster ditch"

Beef curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?

Penis Fly Trap

Oyster ditch

Beef curtains?"

Bitch wrinkle *giggles*

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"The world is full of charmers

I only know one. Judith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?

Penis Fly Trap

Oyster ditch"

Lmao

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Wizards Sleeve.....

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is gash more offensive as a term for lady parts or as a collective noun for a group of women?

See also: snatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash I can cope with

Snatch

*shudder *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink purse

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Lady Tardis, sometimes used as a cruel euphemism for bucket, by some who use this swwet term.

It's better than slug trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?

Penis Fly Trap

Oyster ditch

Beef curtains?

Bitch wrinkle *giggles*"

Tuna taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think all should refrain from porn talk until they at least they know who they are talking to then gauge it from there..

just has a peek at how many messages i have first one words '' you fucking tonight'' why on earth do people think that would even work ?? totally not funny and no respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?

Penis Fly Trap

Oyster ditch

Beef curtains?

Bitch wrinkle *giggles*

Tuna taco

Noooo stop it!! Argh!!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

How about fish mitten or velvet lined sausage wallet….. but my all time favourite has to be a bearded clam…

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"How about fish mitten or velvet lined sausage wallet….. but my all time favourite has to be a bearded clam…

I forgot vertical bacon sandwich…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about fish mitten or velvet lined sausage wallet….. but my all time favourite has to be a bearded clam…

I will never look at my quim the same way after this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?

Penis Fly Trap

Oyster ditch

Beef curtains?

Bitch wrinkle *giggles*

Tuna taco

Greasy axe wound????

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By *andicootboneMan
over a year ago

Stratford upon Avon

What about minge? I hate it

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

If you want an exhaustive list of genital terminology, you still can’t beat Kevin Wilson:

https://youtu.be/iwBR0qwHZBA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?

Penis Fly Trap

Oyster ditch

Beef curtains?

Bitch wrinkle *giggles*

Tuna taco

Greasy axe wound????"

Panty Hamster

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

It is a pretty harsh term for something so beautiful.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Tuna town.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"If you want an exhaustive list of genital terminology, you still can’t beat Kevin Wilson:

https://youtu.be/iwBR0qwHZBA"

This is really funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard it being used in my life, a gash where im from means an open wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shuddered at the thought of that being used

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Never heard it being used in my life, a gash where im from means an open wound "

Yes, it does. It’s also a colloquial term for a vagina that looks like an open wound….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never heard it being used in my life, a gash where im from means an open wound

Yes, it does. It’s also a colloquial term for a vagina that looks like an open wound…."
that's a nasty thing to use when referring to a lady's vagina

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

There was a guy using the term in the chatroom 2 days ago. Instant block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a guy using the term in the chatroom 2 days ago. Instant block. "
what a knob someone like him who uses derogatory words like that should he banned not blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medical profession use it a lot to address a long, deep cut or wound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham wallet?

Penis Fly Trap

Oyster ditch

Beef curtains?

Bitch wrinkle *giggles*

Tuna taco

Greasy axe wound????

Panty Hamster"

Sticky Honey Pot

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Gosh, gash jumping jack flash it's a .........

It tends to go with bash.

I like lady flower.

I had a friend who called hers the nob muncher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *areToShareCouple
over a year ago

Bingham

"Shudder just herring the word "

Herring?..sounds fishy and altogether not appropriate while on the subject of lady gardens.

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

“Foamin’ at the gash”

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I don't think I've ever used that word in that context. I always thought it refers to a huge cut or injury

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I can’t stand it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want an exhaustive list of genital terminology, you still can’t beat Kevin Wilson:

https://youtu.be/iwBR0qwHZBA"

An alternative list, from Kevin’s daughter Jenny Talia ( they your together)

https://youtu.be/ulsYneNJmnM

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By *dynlisaCouple
over a year ago

Notts

"Folk should stick to the tried and tested

Cunt"

That's a awful word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shudder just herring the word "

Sounds fishy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, no mention of ‘Like a badger with its throat cut’ then?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this what I presume it to mean, a lady's ....? I have never seen nor heard this word used in this context.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

There is a Lesbian dvd collection called Gash Bash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a horrid word isn’t it. There are some sexy dirty alternatives so let’s hope this one slowly and quietly disappears from use.

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