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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I know amateur porn is a popular category. But how do you know it's really amateur? Read on for Mrs TMN's guide to spotting the telltale signs!

Does one or more of the participants have their pyjamas and/or baffies on?

Do they have to stop halfway through to take their dinner out of the oven?

If bodily fluids get on the furnishings, do they pause to apply stain remover, or at the very least put a cloth down?

Does someone say "shhh!" for fear of disturbing children and/or pets?

If you can answer yes to one or more of these questions, congratulations! You are indeed watching amateur porn.

What other telltale signs are there?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know amateur porn is a popular category. But how do you know it's really amateur? Read on for Mrs TMN's guide to spotting the telltale signs!

Does one or more of the participants have their pyjamas and/or baffies on?

Do they have to stop halfway through to take their dinner out of the oven?

If bodily fluids get on the furnishings, do they pause to apply stain remover, or at the very least put a cloth down?

Does someone say "shhh!" for fear of disturbing children and/or pets?

If you can answer yes to one or more of these questions, congratulations! You are indeed watching amateur porn.

What other telltale signs are there?

Mrs TMN x

"

Have you made any

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I know amateur porn is a popular category. But how do you know it's really amateur? Read on for Mrs TMN's guide to spotting the telltale signs!

Does one or more of the participants have their pyjamas and/or baffies on?

Do they have to stop halfway through to take their dinner out of the oven?

If bodily fluids get on the furnishings, do they pause to apply stain remover, or at the very least put a cloth down?

Does someone say "shhh!" for fear of disturbing children and/or pets?

If you can answer yes to one or more of these questions, congratulations! You are indeed watching amateur porn.

What other telltale signs are there?

Mrs TMN x

Have you made any"

Answer the question, please, caller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Locking the front door so the in-laws don't walk in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the porn I make then is pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting interrupted by a pet.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Locking the front door so the in-laws don't walk in "

Good shout!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Have your phone ring at the most inappropriate times.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Shoot yourself in the eye with the first spurt of cum and say FFS and huff whilst finishing the job. Cut to a slightly gritty eye a few hours later. This may or may not have happened this morning

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Shoot yourself in the eye with the first spurt of cum and say FFS and huff whilst finishing the job. Cut to a slightly gritty eye a few hours later. This may or may not have happened this morning "

Oh god, yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink on the bedside table and a pillow behind the headboard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap lighting

Hairy arse

Can’t hear the dialogue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrinkage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grainy shaky mobile phone footage taken in portrait mode.

Blurry badly lit close up action shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doorbell goes mid flow when the postman knocks with a parcel for next door but 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopping to pick hair out of your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting/queefing unexpectedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CRAAAMMMPPPP Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody tv/radio in the background. Turn it off ffs

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

If my sex life is anything to go by...apologising at the end!

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

One participant saying "that phone's not filming is it?"

and the other saying "no, the red light glows when it's NOT filming remember ".

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

The words "Fine! I'll do it myself then"

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By *omesticflightMan
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

Tv on in background!

Encountered some howlers in the past

Fwiw, in real life I'd have to turn it off unless it's something quite ambient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 2 camera angles…

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By *lumPuddingCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Bed sheet pulled off at one side exposing the bare mattress Then having to stop to put the damn thing back on.

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By *lumPuddingCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Two or more empty mugs on bedside table

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By *lumPuddingCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Whoever cums first having to wait five mins to catch their breath before finishing their partner off!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Wearing socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The horrendous camera work is usually the give away .

If it looks like it's been filmed by Michael j fox it's probably amateur

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Someone saying "did you get a towel to clean up the mess?"

Or

"The wet side is yours".

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Falling over trying to get your trousers off

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ha ha, thread resurrection! Any more takers? Or givers?

Mrs TMN x

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By *lumPuddingCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Having to stop to go pee

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Even most of the amateur stuff is staged these days

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Shit on the end of a dick after anal

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