FabSwingers.com forum: What is the most used phrase in your house

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Morning all

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Ours is fuck right off

Uttered almost hourly while working from home

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Ours is fuck right off

Uttered almost hourly while working from home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

(Not used by me, I'm a yes man)

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"No.

(Not used by me, I'm a yes man)

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touché in this house aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

(Not used by me, I'm a yes man)

touché in this house aswell

We be like kindred spirits

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Atm it's " Shut the fuck up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no food". I live with teens.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

""There's no food". I live with teens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you !

(mostly to dog, also to fam on the phone)

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west

It was ‘for fuckssake!’

Now it’s ‘leave!’ or ‘good boy!’

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Too many voices in my head to choose one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love you !

(mostly to dog, also to fam on the phone)"

Aw. I don't say love you to the dog. Heck am I doing fur baby parenting wrong?!

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

‘Fuck me’

It’s versatile. Angry, sad, happy, horny? It has you covered lol.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh for fucks sake!

Usually while listening to the news!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"‘Fuck me’

It’s versatile. Angry, sad, happy, horny? It has you covered lol."

What's your address?

I'll take the risk on you being horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake

Fuck me

Fuck my life

Fuck off

Fuck it

All the fucks in Chateau Bellaseas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get down!

stop licking your bum!

stay!

good boy!!

and thats just to the husband!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the lights off

close the door

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get down!

stop licking your bum!

stay!

good boy!!

and thats just to the husband!

"
haha

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

What?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay dokey, but it’s the tone that dictates what it means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bloody cat!

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Whose making the tea

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Flippin' heck. It's from "Flippin' heck Tucker!" said in Grange Hill a lot. Just stuck with me and it's not offensive in case younger nephews and neices are visiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you on crack??????

Not good when your 4 year old starts saying it too though

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

Well it’s not going to suck itself!!

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Personal space (aimed at children or dogs)

or I love you (aimed also at children or dogs)

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Get out of the bloody cupboard/fridge/freezer delete accordingly..... The joys of kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

piss off

mostly muttered under my breath to the crotch goblins.

Or screamed at my phone. Px

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Well it’s not going to suck itself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I know where it is? It’s yours, you should know

Only boring people are bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it’s not going to suck itself!!

AHAHHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a bloody mind reader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ-a-coconut

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is - cuppa tea?

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Turn the lights off !!!

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By *aughtycplStokeCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Ours is “be quiet and go bed”

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

How hungry are you?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't talk to myself so there isn't one

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

How much washing can one family have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Mam" followed by "what"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

« Get out of my fucking room or I’ll skin you alive! » can be heard in mine more often than I wish. Typically followed by doors banging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful (to my son)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

FFS!!!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Shut the fuck up! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What you doing for dinner?” Followed by “You won’t a carry out?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘What takeaway are we having?’

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

SHIT ON IT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasn't me

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Shut the fuck up! X"

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Repeating a name or statement and altering it. An example from my 8 year old last week:

Me: It's just that simple.

Boy: YOU'RE just that simple.

The opportunities are endless...

You're endless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Repeating a name or statement and altering it. An example from my 8 year old last week:

Me: It's just that simple.

Boy: YOU'RE just that simple.

The opportunities are endless...

You're endless! "
does the young un get it off her mother

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tea

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You’ll get this on the end of your nose if you carry on sunny Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You’ll get this on the end of your nose if you carry on sunny Jim

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

Ah to fuck

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Too many voices in my head to choose one.

I think this is the best description!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Little B*astards....

Stick insects are breaking out and I keep finding them in random places

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Walking round the house to find a small child blocking the way demanding "what's the password?"

It's either "smelly monkey nuts" or "penis". Or if it's daddy it's "big HUGE penis".

It's good for his ego

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

"Mum" or "Muuuuuum" seems to be pretty much constant in this house at the moment, usually followed by either a whinge about a sibling or a request for food. Oh how I love the school holidays

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

“Don’t panic, don’t panic”.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Yes dear", and we both use it to cover a multitude of meanings.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

‘Tidy yer rooms’ and ‘naw’ and ‘fer fuck sake’

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