FabSwingers.com forum: Heinz baked beans

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are disgusting. Bland as anything. Branston baked beans are superior in every single way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wholeheartedly agree.

Although I don’t like it when the sausage touches the beans

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I wholeheartedly agree.

Although I don’t like it when the sausage touches the beans

All ends in a mush in your belly.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Are disgusting. Bland as anything. Branston baked beans are superior in every single way."

Spot on

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Are disgusting. Bland as anything. Branston baked beans are superior in every single way."

Agree. I have been saying this for years. Also think Nescafe coffee is awful too.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Both make you fart the same though.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat. "

On toast , and in bed

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Heinz are highly overrated. The company probably thought they perfected the brand but baked beans were never meant to be fancy.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat.

On toast , and in bed

Yes please, but need to be cooked in a pan not pinged, with a dash of black pepper or Worcester sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Branston for me, too. They have more of a 'bite'. Love em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are disgusting. Bland as anything. Branston baked beans are superior in every single way.

Agree. I have been saying this for years. Also think Nescafe coffee is awful too."

It's shite. It's a budget coffee that's been impeccably marketed. Douwe Egberts is the best of the instants

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat.

On toast , and in bed

Yes please, but need to be cooked in a pan not pinged, with a dash of black pepper or Worcester sauce

* Puts pinny on *

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat.

On toast , and in bed

Yes please, but need to be cooked in a pan not pinged, with a dash of black pepper or Worcester sauce

* Puts pinny on *

Waiting patiently

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat.

On toast , and in bed

Yes please, but need to be cooked in a pan not pinged, with a dash of black pepper or Worcester sauce

* Puts pinny on *

Waiting patiently

I've made it but you're clearly in the wrong bed

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat.

On toast , and in bed

Yes please, but need to be cooked in a pan not pinged, with a dash of black pepper or Worcester sauce

* Puts pinny on *

Waiting patiently

I've made it but you're clearly in the wrong bed

I’m in the one I’m always in

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"I wholeheartedly agree.

Although I don’t like it when the sausage touches the beans

As euphemisms go, this is a big one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat.

On toast , and in bed

Yes please, but need to be cooked in a pan not pinged, with a dash of black pepper or Worcester sauce

* Puts pinny on *

Waiting patiently

I've made it but you're clearly in the wrong bed

I’m in the one I’m always in

That's not always the one you should be in though haha

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't eat them now, but I could never eat anything but Heinz. I found Branston too rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wholeheartedly agree.

Although I don’t like it when the sausage touches the beans

You just can't stop with the food puns today can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are disgusting. Bland as anything. Branston baked beans are superior in every single way."

I'm with you on this OP

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat.

On toast , and in bed

Yes please, but need to be cooked in a pan not pinged, with a dash of black pepper or Worcester sauce

* Puts pinny on *

Waiting patiently

I've made it but you're clearly in the wrong bed

I’m in the one I’m always in

That's not always the one you should be in though haha

Haha true, I must test a few others soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are disgusting. Bland as anything. Branston baked beans are superior in every single way.

Agree. I have been saying this for years. Also think Nescafe coffee is awful too."

100% agree on Nescafé although the Azera Americano is decent

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

Not being able to get hold of Heinz beans is the only way you could know what Branston beans taste like, surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat. "

Ooh I was going to try Branston beans but I'm reconsidering now.

Although it's much like me having a diet with 3 big macs, 2 fries and a happy meal.

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By *obsterMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

I can highly recommend Aldis Branded Corale Beans, great with a Scots Pie...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I buy Brandston over Heinz but now the Heinz lot are on about Christmas shortages of beans. What the hell will I have with my Turkey now...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat.

Ooh I was going to try Branston beans but I'm reconsidering now.

Although it's much like me having a diet with 3 big macs, 2 fries and a happy meal. "

Depends how much you eat beans, everything is great in moderation

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I wholeheartedly agree.

Although I don’t like it when the sausage touches the beans

I don't like the beans near my fried eggs

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"I buy Brandston over Heinz but now the Heinz lot are on about Christmas shortages of beans. What the hell will I have with my Turkey now..."

If you can't get beans, you could go a little down market and try spaghetti hoops, or of you want a bit of fun around the table alphabetti spaghetti. Here to help

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Whatever brand I put loads of vinegar and black pepper in, makes them less sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are disgusting. Bland as anything. Branston baked beans are superior in every single way.

Agree. I have been saying this for years. Also think Nescafe coffee is awful too."

Totally agree with Nescafe. It rates harsh. Bitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal taste is the key.

I only recall Heinz bB in our home. Rarely eat them as its mushrooms and onions in place but nothing better imo but not reallt tasted other beans other than when staying away from home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them on fried bread and dip in a fried egg

Yummy

Claire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't eat them now, but I could never eat anything but Heinz. I found Branston too rich."

I only got heinz because I couldn't find branston. I found branston much more flavorful, heinz tasted like bitter to me. Each to their own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever brand I put loads of vinegar and black pepper in, makes them less sweet. "

I put black pepper in them as well, still didn't stop heinz from tasting like sadness and suffering

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Branston every time for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever brand I put loads of vinegar and black pepper in, makes them less sweet.

I put black pepper in them as well, still didn't stop heinz from tasting like sadness and suffering"

Do you work in Marketing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are disgusting. Bland as anything. Branston baked beans are superior in every single way.

Agree. I have been saying this for years. Also think Nescafe coffee is awful too."

costa & Starbucks are worse !

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Whatever brand I put loads of vinegar and black pepper in, makes them less sweet.

I put black pepper in them as well, still didn't stop heinz from tasting like sadness and suffering"

Gold star for the description!

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

All the beans are made at the same factory lol the only difference is the sauces, cheap brands get a weak sauce, the dearer ones get a thicker one. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have heinz, but I first cook some diced onions in a tablespoon of oil. Add chopped chillies, then cumin seeds.

Then add the beans and cook until sauce thickens, delicious.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll stick to Heinz, half the calories, half the carbs, half the sugar of branston beans and minimal fat.

On toast , and in bed

Yes please, but need to be cooked in a pan not pinged, with a dash of black pepper or Worcester sauce

* Puts pinny on *

Waiting patiently

I've made it but you're clearly in the wrong bed

I’m in the one I’m always in

That's not always the one you should be in though haha

Haha true, I must test a few others soon

Yes you should

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Heinz beans nothing special..

I will buy Brandston...

Cheaper and tastier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Branston beans definitely. I don't see the hype of Heinz ones unless you like hard beans with little flavour. Each to their own though.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Truth being typed on this thread! #TeamBranston

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I make my own from scratch, works out a lot cheaper than buying tinned

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I make my own from scratch, works out a lot cheaper than buying tinned"

They are about 50p a tin...

Curious

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Both make you fart the same though. "

He eats brussels sprouts with his biscuits ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer branston. In this current finacial climate I am on asda's own, not nearly as nice as even heinz but dumped in a chilli they do the same job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Branston are the best! However lidl corale beans are next best, and I buy those over Branston purely based on the price

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yarrrrrsss yarrrrrss.

That was my houses of parliament agree yarrrrrrss.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I find there's too much sauce in heinz beans. You're paying for sauce.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I prefer branston. In this current finacial climate I am on asda's own, not nearly as nice as even heinz but dumped in a chilli they do the same job.

Is that thing?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Branston or Tesco’s. Both better than Heinz

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I prefer branston. In this current finacial climate I am on asda's own, not nearly as nice as even heinz but dumped in a chilli they do the same job.

Is that thing? "

I always Chuck a tin of beans in my chilli too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I prefer branston. In this current finacial climate I am on asda's own, not nearly as nice as even heinz but dumped in a chilli they do the same job.

Surely it's kidney beans when you make a chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer branston. In this current finacial climate I am on asda's own, not nearly as nice as even heinz but dumped in a chilli they do the same job.

Surely it's kidney beans when you make a chilli

I find them a bit undigestible, I would never make a proper cowboy

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Baked beans in a chilli ?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I prefer branston. In this current finacial climate I am on asda's own, not nearly as nice as even heinz but dumped in a chilli they do the same job.

Surely it's kidney beans when you make a chilli

I find them a bit undigestible, I would never make a proper cowboy

I’m with you Alder, I use baked beans instead of kidney beans too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either, both. Cold, eaten out of the tin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea if your statement is true op as my beans are usually covered in brown sauce (breakfast) or flavoured with mounds of grated cheddar (on toast).

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

My tea tonight was branston beans with grated cheese.

On their own.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I buy Brandston over Heinz but now the Heinz lot are on about Christmas shortages of beans. What the hell will I have with my Turkey now..."

Good job I bought a 6 pack last week

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

6 pack of Branston is only £2.50 at B&M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans are disgusting end of, all slimy and beany textured...anxiety on a plate right there, especially when I see them slime towards the other stuff on my plate! Ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Useless fact of the day - Heinz baked beans aren't baked, they're steam cooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are disgusting. Bland as anything. Branston baked beans are superior in every single way."

I thought i was alone in this world....

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Heinz uber alles!

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By *onsmuchmoreCouple
over a year ago

West Scotland

Well I didn't think there were that many of us. Heinz Beans have a taste that separates them from the rest. Bit like a Pepsi challenge. Problem is cheap beans are always the best.... Beautiful. However HP sauce is the best fact. Night everybody xxxxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They are delicious

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Heinz uber alles!"

Nein!

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