FabSwingers.com forum: Coffee or tea and maybe a sticky bun?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My last day off.

Come jump in my queen size bed, give me your breakfast order and let's put the world to rights.

Mines Yorkshire tea,just milk. Too early for breakfast but what can I get you guys..

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"My last day off.

Come jump in my queen size bed, give me your breakfast order and let's put the world to rights.

Mines Yorkshire tea,just milk. Too early for breakfast but what can I get you guys..

Black coffee and a croissant please! And a snuggle…. It’s cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can have anything you like gorgeous

you saved my thread

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"You can have anything you like gorgeous

you saved my thread

Anything huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My last day off.

Come jump in my queen size bed, give me your breakfast order and let's put the world to rights.

Mines Yorkshire tea,just milk. Too early for breakfast but what can I get you guys..

Black coffee and a croissant please! And a snuggle…. It’s cold "

A snuggle or a spoon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can have anything you like gorgeous

you saved my thread

Anything huh

Name it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire tea, milk 2 sugars and a cuddle please

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop right there. It's your last day off. Stay in bed and let's all make breakfast for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yorkshire tea, milk 2 sugars and a cuddle please

Good morning "

On its way...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop right there. It's your last day off. Stay in bed and let's all make breakfast for you.

That's an offer I can't refuse. Yes 2 x 16hr shifts this weekend

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Coffe bacon egs and toast..

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Breakfast is always a staged process for me. Coffee, feed animals, 2nd coffee read emails, 3rd coffee and toast with marmite

so may not be sexy nor in bed but hey let's do lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire tea, milk 2 sugars and a cuddle please

Good morning

On its way...

Thank you

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Tea two sweeteners and a couple of buttered crumpets please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffe bacon egs and toast..

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Breakfast is always a staged process for me. Coffee, feed animals, 2nd coffee read emails, 3rd coffee and toast with marmite

so may not be sexy nor in bed but hey let's do lunch

Great way to break yourself in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea two sweeteners and a couple of buttered crumpets please"

On its way...Oh I love crumpets. Nice and hot with lashings of butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White coffee and a bacon sandwich please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a cup of tea with a splash of milk , then poached eggs on toast please .

And then a nice cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a tea please and some thick toast with plenty of butter and strawberry jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White coffee and a bacon sandwich please. "

Any sauce with that?

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

Nice and simple for me - orange juice, bacon butty and a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like a cup of tea with a splash of milk , then poached eggs on toast please .

And then a nice cuddle "

Coming up.. Any salt&pepper?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a tea please and some thick toast with plenty of butter and strawberry jam

No cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice and simple for me - orange juice, bacon butty and a cuddle

No problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White coffee and a bacon sandwich please.

Any sauce with that?"

As saucy as possible... Oh, I see what you mean. Ketchup please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like a cup of tea with a splash of milk , then poached eggs on toast please .

And then a nice cuddle

Coming up.. Any salt&pepper?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 rolls on bacon please thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 rolls on bacon please thanks x"

Any sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh...this is cosy. Thanks.

May I have a very hot large latte and a cinnamon roll please? I'll just brush WestcountryDadBod's crossant crumbs off the bed whilst you tend to my order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a tea please and some thick toast with plenty of butter and strawberry jam

No cuddle?

Cuddle while we put the world to rights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 rolls on bacon please thanks x"

Oh wait, seeing as you're whipping up some bacon for Nat, may I have just a couple of rashers of them also please. Sweet-and-salty kind of morning for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh...this is cosy. Thanks.

May I have a very hot large latte and a cinnamon roll please? I'll just brush WestcountryDadBod's crossant crumbs off the bed whilst you tend to my order.

We don't mind sharing a few crumbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a tea please and some thick toast with plenty of butter and strawberry jam

No cuddle?

Cuddle while we put the world to rights

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 rolls on bacon please thanks x

Oh wait, seeing as you're whipping up some bacon for Nat, may I have just a couple of rashers of them also please. Sweet-and-salty kind of morning for me."

Oh you do have an appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 rolls on bacon please thanks x

Any sauce

Yes please and same cake for afterwards

thanks so much x

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Can I be precious and have eggs Royale please? With a Breakfast Tea?

Ps love. your pics, making old man happy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sarnie and a cup of coffee please! Then get back in to bed and rub your cold feet against mine to get them nice and warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 rolls on bacon please thanks x

Oh wait, seeing as you're whipping up some bacon for Nat, may I have just a couple of rashers of them also please. Sweet-and-salty kind of morning for me.

Oh you do have an appetite "

Ravenous this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a tea please and some thick toast with plenty of butter and strawberry jam

No cuddle?

Cuddle while we put the world to rights

Is that it?

Well it’s not at all as I thought this was PG rated thread…how wrong was I

Well as you come back with the toast, apologies but that would be knocked out your hand as I grab you and pull you down onto the bed…. Passionately kissing you as lean over you my hands wandering ….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be precious and have eggs Royale please? With a Breakfast Tea?

Ps love. your pics, making old man happy xx"

On its way

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

It’s YOUR last day off, let me take YOUR order, let’s gets those pillows comfy there for you. Now what can I get you to eat? I don’t want you flagging on me, although you falling asleep on me is a lovely idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie and a cup of coffee please! Then get back in to bed and rub your cold feet against mine to get them nice and warm "

Ooftt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a tea please and some thick toast with plenty of butter and strawberry jam

No cuddle?

Cuddle while we put the world to rights

Is that it?

Well it’s not at all as I thought this was PG rated thread…how wrong was I

Is that the starter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s YOUR last day off, let me take YOUR order, let’s gets those pillows comfy there for you. Now what can I get you to eat? I don’t want you flagging on me, although you falling asleep on me is a lovely idea.

Just a Yorkshire tea for now as I need to work up an appetite

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ohhhhh tea. Would madam care for something to dunk too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee with oat milk for me, please! And a bowl of cheerios. Thanks

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Just a Yorkshire tea for now as I need to work up an appetite

We’d have certainly done that in the 2 hours you’ve been up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh tea. Would madam care for something to dunk too? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee with oat milk for me, please! And a bowl of cheerios. Thanks "

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a tea please and some thick toast with plenty of butter and strawberry jam

No cuddle?

Cuddle while we put the world to rights

Is that it?

Well it’s not at all as I thought this was PG rated thread…how wrong was I

Is that the starter?

Well I’d say more of an appetiser … the starter gets more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a Yorkshire tea for now as I need to work up an appetite

We’d have certainly done that in the 2 hours you’ve been up

You spying on me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a tea please and some thick toast with plenty of butter and strawberry jam

No cuddle?

Cuddle while we put the world to rights

Is that it?

Well it’s not at all as I thought this was PG rated thread…how wrong was I

Is that the starter?

Well I’d say more of an appetiser … the starter gets more

I'm feeling quite pekish now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going off Yorkshire tea. Its been a 20 year relationship.

They PG at work but we double bag as it's so weak.

Need find a replacement.

For now same brew and a almond croissant.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Tea please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black coffee, no sugar, and a large warm croissant with raspberry jam please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and sticky bum

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Will the bed fit us all in

Fresh coffee for starters please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, and one brown sugar please. And nay I have a bowl of muesli with Berries and goats milk please xx

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

"Coffe bacon egs and toast..

Coming up"
thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am going off Yorkshire tea. Its been a 20 year relationship.

They PG at work but we double bag as it's so weak.

Need find a replacement.

For now same brew and a almond croissant. "

I hate PG

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea please."

Oh your an easy one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black coffee, no sugar, and a large warm croissant with raspberry jam please!

Cuming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and sticky bum

Oofft! Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will the bed fit us all in

Fresh coffee for starters please

I have 4 bedrooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee, and one brown sugar please. And nay I have a bowl of muesli with Berries and goats milk please xx "

Oh so sensible Tom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee, and one brown sugar please. And nay I have a bowl of muesli with Berries and goats milk please xx

Oh so sensible Tom...

I’ve nit long been back from a holiday break in Scotland eating full scottish breakfasts everyday lol

Time to be good again for a while xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one fancy a bit of marmite on thick toast

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one fancy a bit of marmite on thick toast

Lol"

A fine choice, but some situations just call for bacon!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Will the bed fit us all in

Fresh coffee for starters please

I have 4 bedrooms

Awesome ... any bed then... as long as no one leaves crumbs from their toast

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

Mushrooms on toast with a runny poached egg, no I'm not veggie just saving the sausage for afters!! Oh and a black coffee 2 sugars please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one fancy a bit of marmite on thick toast

Lol"

If your offering yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mushrooms on toast with a runny poached egg, no I'm not veggie just saving the sausage for afters!! Oh and a black coffee 2 sugars please xx"

Cuming up

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"Mushrooms on toast with a runny poached egg, no I'm not veggie just saving the sausage for afters!! Oh and a black coffee 2 sugars please xx

Cuming up

Well I'm starving xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mushrooms on toast with a runny poached egg, no I'm not veggie just saving the sausage for afters!! Oh and a black coffee 2 sugars please xx

Cuming up

Well I'm starving xx"

Aren't we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls allowed? If so just some water with a buttered tea cake please. And a chat?

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"Mushrooms on toast with a runny poached egg, no I'm not veggie just saving the sausage for afters!! Oh and a black coffee 2 sugars please xx

Cuming up

Well I'm starving xx

Aren't we all?

Well you provide the food I'll do the washing up xx

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