FabSwingers.com forum: Is it my age .................. ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was at the home of an 86 year old lady today and had one of those - oh God I know I know but can't remember moments.

She says to me Oh your having a CRAFT moment dear, when I asked what that was she said:

Can't Remember a Fucking Thing, they happen to me more and more often these days........

Well I've not laughed that much in ages just those words coming from a little old cute sweet lady was beyond funny - isn't it great to laugh xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Shh, i dont tell everyone that my dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shh, i dont tell everyone that my dear

Which bit that I'm getting old or that I forget things lol xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Shh, i dont tell everyone that my dear

Which bit that I'm getting old or that I forget things lol xx

xx"

ermmmmmm - i forgot already

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Shh, i dont tell everyone that my dear

Which bit that I'm getting old or that I forget things lol xx

ermmmmmm - i forgot already

what was the question

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Shh, i dont tell everyone that my dear

Which bit that I'm getting old or that I forget things lol xx

ermmmmmm - i forgot already

what was the question

thats the one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shh, i dont tell everyone that my dear

Which bit that I'm getting old or that I forget things lol xx

ermmmmmm - i forgot already

what was the question

thats the one!"

Soooooo good to know I'm not the only one xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U know they do say that excessive masturbation affects UR short term memory, ohh yeah and they do say that excessive masturbation affects UR short term memory

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"U know they do say that excessive masturbation affects UR short term memory, ohh yeah and they do say that excessive masturbation affects UR short term memory

does excessive masturbation affect your short term memory tho????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U know they do say that excessive masturbation affects UR short term memory, ohh yeah and they do say that excessive masturbation affects UR short term memory

does excessive masturbation affect your short term memory tho????"

Interesting point, Id need to check on that, sometimes I think that it might be excessive masturbation as well tho.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"U know they do say that excessive masturbation affects UR short term memory, ohh yeah and they do say that excessive masturbation affects UR short term memory

does excessive masturbation affect your short term memory tho????

Interesting point, Id need to check on that, sometimes I think that it might be excessive masturbation as well tho.

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- think if you go google it - you will find it is excessive masterbation, or was it EXCESSIVE masterbation, couldda just been excessive, or masturbation.....

Oooooooooooooooh confused.com...;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GRRRRRRRR I googled " excessive masturbation" there was a picture of me!!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

GRRRRRRRR I googled " excessive masturbation" there was a picture of me!!!!!

LOL

Are you sure it was a picture of you???

You LOOKED in the mirror lately???

hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GRRRRRRRR I googled " excessive masturbation" there was a picture of me!!!!!

LOL

Are you sure it was a picture of you???

You LOOKED in the mirror lately???

hehe"

Now U think its affected my eyesight too?????

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

What we all talking about again?

Ive forgotten

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Errrr, think she started by telling us all a bedside story, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Errrr, think she started by telling us all a bedside story, lol"

Oh was that all.........ill carry on with what I was doing then buzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will someone answer the door??? it seems to be buzzing again

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Will someone answer the door??? it seems to be buzzing again

Ooooooooooooh must be connected to my top drawer in my beside cabinet then, as that seems to be making same sort of noise, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will someone answer Debs drawers then please

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Will someone answer Debs drawers then please

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ooooooooooooh yes please - my drawers need attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrr, think she started by telling us all a bedside story, lol

Oh was that all.........ill carry on with what I was doing then buzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll keep my stories to myself from now on then

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

fook me i thought the threads only went nuts when the clocks went back

what you lot been on while i was at work

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Errrr, think she started by telling us all a bedside story, lol

Oh was that all.........ill carry on with what I was doing then buzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll keep my stories to myself from now on then

No hun your story was very funny......I was sidetracked by all the masterbation that went on afterwards

xxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Errrr, think she started by telling us all a bedside story, lol

Oh was that all.........ill carry on with what I was doing then buzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll keep my stories to myself from now on then

No hun your story was very funny......I was sidetracked by all the masterbation that went on afterwards

xxxx"

oooooooooooooh Razzy - dont keep ya stories to yourself - look - you got us all masterbating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrr, think she started by telling us all a bedside story, lol

Oh was that all.........ill carry on with what I was doing then buzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll keep my stories to myself from now on then

No hun your story was very funny......I was sidetracked by all the masterbation that went on afterwards

xxxx"

I'm only teasing Honey, it makes me laugh how these things are like Chinese whispers if you read them backwards they are hilarious xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrr, think she started by telling us all a bedside story, lol

Oh was that all.........ill carry on with what I was doing then buzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll keep my stories to myself from now on then

No hun your story was very funny......I was sidetracked by all the masterbation that went on afterwards

xxxx

oooooooooooooh Razzy - dont keep ya stories to yourself - look - you got us all masterbating

Ooooooo now that does make me smile - my day hasn't been wasted mmmmmmm

xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Errrr, think she started by telling us all a bedside story, lol

Oh was that all.........ill carry on with what I was doing then buzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll keep my stories to myself from now on then

No hun your story was very funny......I was sidetracked by all the masterbation that went on afterwards

xxxx

oooooooooooooh Razzy - dont keep ya stories to yourself - look - you got us all masterbating

Ooooooo now that does make me smile - my day hasn't been wasted mmmmmmm

xxx

xxx"

oooooooooooooooh no ya sexy bint

You is a star

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrr, think she started by telling us all a bedside story, lol

Oh was that all.........ill carry on with what I was doing then buzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll keep my stories to myself from now on then

No hun your story was very funny......I was sidetracked by all the masterbation that went on afterwards

xxxx

oooooooooooooh Razzy - dont keep ya stories to yourself - look - you got us all masterbating

Ooooooo now that does make me smile - my day hasn't been wasted mmmmmmm

xxx

oooooooooooooooh no ya sexy bint

You is a star

xx"

Right back at ya Sweetie xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Errrr, think she started by telling us all a bedside story, lol

Oh was that all.........ill carry on with what I was doing then buzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll keep my stories to myself from now on then

No hun your story was very funny......I was sidetracked by all the masterbation that went on afterwards

xxxx

oooooooooooooh Razzy - dont keep ya stories to yourself - look - you got us all masterbating

Ooooooo now that does make me smile - my day hasn't been wasted mmmmmmm

xxx

oooooooooooooooh no ya sexy bint

You is a star

Right back at ya Sweetie xxx"

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah!!!!

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