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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's something about you that others might think is weird mine is that I only have 1 friend

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I paint tiny men

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I wear wigs

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I clean my teeth with hot water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve a whore that lives inside me; that cums out to play every so often to service big dicks like a bitch in heat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ve a whore that lives inside me; that cums out to play every so often to service big dicks like a bitch in heat

On heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes speak to my dog in a Chinese accent, as the breed supposedly originates from there

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I sometimes speak to my dog in a Chinese accent, as the breed supposedly originates from there

Awww x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re too kind in the face of my weirdness xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my dog more than anything else in the world

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You’re too kind in the face of my weirdness xxx"

Its not weird its cute x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put my balls in my tummy like sumo wrestlers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I can put my balls in my gob like sumo wrestlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love my dog more than anything else in the world"

They’re the best, aren’t they?

I have a cat too, but he’s a total knob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love my dog more than anything else in the world

They’re the best, aren’t they?

I have a cat too, but he’s a total knob!"

Do you want to see him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my testicles is a lot bigger than the other two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes speak to my dog in a Chinese accent, as the breed supposedly originates from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love my dog more than anything else in the world

They’re the best, aren’t they?

I have a cat too, but he’s a total knob!

Do you want to see him"

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a secret deviant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my testicles is a lot bigger than the other two."

Mine too, hands across the border brother.

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By *arcuz85Man
over a year ago

stafford

I'm a gentleman but also a freak in sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can have a full conversation with my cat in cat language, and hes called Dave

And I have hot milk on my cereal

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m a secret deviant lol"

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I make wooden rings as a hobby

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"I can have a full conversation with my cat in cat language, and hes called Dave

And I have hot milk on my cereal"

How do you heat it up? Microwave?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can have a full conversation with my cat in cat language, and hes called Dave

And I have hot milk on my cereal

How do you heat it up? Microwave? "

1.30 in the micro wavee (said in Nigella tones) absolute perfection, its the only way.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"I can have a full conversation with my cat in cat language, and hes called Dave

And I have hot milk on my cereal"

I have full conversations with my cat and he's deaf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can have a full conversation with my cat in cat language, and hes called Dave

And I have hot milk on my cereal

I have full conversations with my cat and he's deaf!

Well thats just too cute, I love torties, they're sooooo chatty

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I paint tiny men"

Me too. Your not alone. warchest.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

I talk to my dogs more than I do people and most of the time get better conversations

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I've never had a chip butty.

Or a fish finger finger butty. #dirtyfood

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"I've never had a chip butty.

Or a fish finger finger butty. #dirtyfood"

Damn it I haven't had a chip butty for years, now I really fancy one

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I've never had a chip butty.

Or a fish finger finger butty. #dirtyfood

Damn it I haven't had a chip butty for years, now I really fancy one "

Don't do it!

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"I've never had a chip butty.

Or a fish finger finger butty. #dirtyfood

Damn it I haven't had a chip butty for years, now I really fancy one

Don't do it!

Hehe the urge is strong though and on top of that I have fish fingers in the freezer aswell so maybe a fish and chip butty could be a thing, the joys of growing up as a council estate kid

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"I talk to my dogs more than I do people and most of the time get better conversations

I prefer dogs to most people personally

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"I've never had a chip butty.

Or a fish finger finger butty. #dirtyfood"

I have never had a fish finger butty either!

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"I talk to my dogs more than I do people and most of the time get better conversations

I prefer dogs to most people personally"

Same to be honest with you although mine do back chat me worse than a chavvy teenager at times

there nothing like a good fish finger sandwich after a night out

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I've never had a chip butty.

Or a fish finger finger butty. #dirtyfood

I have never had a fish finger butty either!"

*Fist bump

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I love chocolate and cake, but I don’t like chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a clown fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I constantly call my dogs slutes/sluts

Even when I’m out with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I constantly call my toys slutes/sluts

Even when I’m out with them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I constantly call my toys slutes/sluts

Even when I’m out with them

I had to re-read that a couple times to make it make sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I constantly call my toys slutes/sluts

Even when I’m out with them

I had to re-read that a couple times to make it make sense

It's early it's allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I constantly call my toys slutes/sluts

Even when I’m out with them

I had to re-read that a couple times to make it make sense

It's early it's allowed

she only got one eye open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I constantly call my toys slutes/sluts

Even when I’m out with them

I had to re-read that a couple times to make it make sense

It's early it's allowed

she only got one eye open

How would you like your coffee madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I pop on here sometimes

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I would say the weirdest thing about me is I have a dislike for body hair on myself. I just can't handle it. Once it gets stubbly.. thats it.. off it goes lol

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

I have to check a door is locked five times

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm sunny days make me sad, cold dark miserable days make me happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warm sunny days make me sad, cold dark miserable days make me happy."

Winter for the win

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

I like women who smoke but I dont smoke

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

If I was propositioned by someone on the game, she might find the way I'd want to have sex with her a bit odd, and that's, on tick!

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I like women who smoke but I dont smoke"

That's interesting - perhaps a fetish of sorts.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

I love the smell of petrol stations

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

I don’t eat my egg yoke, only the white.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I have been playing music for over 39 years, entertained upto 65,000 people.

Played in multiple European countries. But never been paid.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Warm sunny days make me sad, cold dark miserable days make me happy."

Yes I’m with you all the way on this.

I require the solace of the shadows, sunlight is my destroyer.

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By *ky437Woman
over a year ago

southampton

I count the number of letters in turns during conversations with people… if what I say doesn’t add up to an even number or a multiple of 5 I add a filler/change it so that it does.

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

I can remember my childhood home phone number, NI number, and have the superpower of wiggling my ears - I’ll take off soon, you watch!!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"I can remember my childhood home phone number, NI number, and have the superpower of wiggling my ears - I’ll take off soon, you watch!!

Is it a bird, is it a plane.....no it’s the _nked rascal

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By *andS1Couple
over a year ago

Poole

On my way to work when I drive across 3 lanes on the dual carriage way. I have to avoid driving over the reflectors in the road. If I do hit them then I think it's a sign it's a bad day. I've been doing it for so long it's an instant habbit even though I know it's stupid.

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By *andS1Couple
over a year ago

Poole

Haha I do this also. I always get people giving me awkward laughs

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"I can remember my childhood home phone number, NI number, and have the superpower of wiggling my ears - I’ll take off soon, you watch!!

Is it a bird, is it a plane.....no it’s the _nked rascal

tbf I’ll just be going round in a circle as the one ear is stronger than the other haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can remember my childhood home phone number, NI number, and have the superpower of wiggling my ears - I’ll take off soon, you watch!!

I relate! I have an excellent memory for numbers. Lots of birthdays and family phone numbers from the dial time engraved in my memory. Otherwise its a pretty useless skill

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I've never d*unk tea or coffee xx

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m 6ft 2

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"I can remember my childhood home phone number, NI number, and have the superpower of wiggling my ears - I’ll take off soon, you watch!!

I relate! I have an excellent memory for numbers. Lots of birthdays and family phone numbers from the dial time engraved in my memory. Otherwise its a pretty useless skill

Very random isn’t it….shame I’m crap at maths!!

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By *andC84Couple
over a year ago

Preston

My partner has just told me I’m weird because I hate having anything extra added to my cereal. No fruit, chocolate or anything else, just milk and cereal for me.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Great level 42 track.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"I can remember my childhood home phone number, NI number, and have the superpower of wiggling my ears - I’ll take off soon, you watch!!

Is it a bird, is it a plane.....no it’s the _nked rascal

tbf I’ll just be going round in a circle as the one ear is stronger than the other haha "

Ah that’s why I walk round in circles....one bollock is bigger than the other.....now I know

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Everything, apparently.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"I've never d*unk tea or coffee xx"

Seriously......

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I sometimes speak to my dog in a Chinese accent, as the breed supposedly originates from there

Anyone else really want to hear this

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Im a male on fab and im very particular...

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I count the number of letters in turns during conversations with people… if what I say doesn’t add up to an even number or a multiple of 5 I add a filler/change it so that it does.

You mean in a written conversation ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really do like pineapple on my pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many hilarious posts in this thread.

My 'street' English is nearly 30 years out of date because I haven't kept up with its evolution in that time.

I had never seen nor heard the word 'fit' applied to someone attractive rather than to their general fitness until this year; as with FFS, chav being in common usage....you get the idea.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"There are so many hilarious posts in this thread.

My 'street' English is nearly 30 years out of date because I haven't kept up with its evolution in that time.

I had never seen nor heard the word 'fit' applied to someone attractive rather than to their general fitness until this year; as with FFS, chav being in common usage....you get the idea. "

Don't know about Steet but definately song by Streets - Your Fit And You Know It .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have double jointed thumbs.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I have different enunciations depending on who I am talking to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m 6ft 2"

hahaha me too!!

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Mine is im to honest..i never give my opinion ever..bit if people ask me will say it what i think hurtful or not.

Dont have many friends cause of that..

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I prefer female deodorant to male deodorant.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"i really do like pineapple on my pizza

Px "

I used to like you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes speak to my dog in a Chinese accent, as the breed supposedly originates from there

Anyone else really want to hear this

You really don’t, as it’s completely ridiculous - and will go with me to the grave

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Rain or shine every morning I ensure bird feeders and bath/ground water dishes are full. Get that trait from my grandmother and mother.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Just how much of a hermit I am in real life.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I like chopped banana on my homemade spaghetti bolognese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've eaten snake, kangaroo, alligator, pigeon, shark and all sorts but never had a Gregs sausage roll. Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I pop on here sometimes "
Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm the most normal person on this thread

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I think I'm the most normal person on this thread

What about now?

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I hate milk which means if I have cereal for breakfast I'll have it dry.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I like chopped banana on my homemade spaghetti bolognese "

Just EWWWW woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer aftershave to womens perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretty much everything

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I name my plants and talk to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a full on conversation with my cat to but then realise i dont have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I name my plants and talk to them

The Mrs does this and she has way to many of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the smell of petrol stations

"
me to I love the smell of diesel I find it intoxicating also the the smell of rubber lol.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I name my plants and talk to them

The Mrs does this and she has way to many of them

Happy plants multiply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm the most normal person on this thread

What about now?

The sirens are blaring and the doctors are looking for us, lets hide

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I prefer aftershave to womens perfume "

Same!

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I like chopped banana on my homemade spaghetti bolognese

Just EWWWW woman! "

Hehe hehe! What, it's totally normal right? Have been known to put bananas on a homemade curry too...

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"I hate milk which means if I have cereal for breakfast I'll have it dry. "

How about soy or nut milk?

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I paint tiny men"

I paint tiny men too!

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"I like chopped banana on my homemade spaghetti bolognese

Just EWWWW woman!

Hehe hehe! What, it's totally normal right? Have been known to put bananas on a homemade curry too...

How did you even think to do that in first place?

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"One of my testicles is a lot bigger than the other two."

Lol. Reminds me of the old joke:

“Do you know that between us we’ve got 5 bollocks?”

“Why? Have you only got one?”

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I like chopped banana on my homemade spaghetti bolognese

Just EWWWW woman!

Hehe hehe! What, it's totally normal right? Have been known to put bananas on a homemade curry too...

Me mam, blame her!

How did you even think to do that in first place? "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I have whole conversations with my cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I throw axes competitively

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"That I throw axes competitively

That's kinda frightening. But also a bit hot at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Mad Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like children. Even the sound of their voices makes me feel ill

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I paint tiny men"

Do you mean you paint portraits of them or do you just paint actual short men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t seen a single episode of game of thrones. Nor do I want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I throw axes competitively

That’s because you’re a Viking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I clean my teeth with hot water."

I usually do this, and leave it running until I've finished too, but with the rise in energy prices I'm giving it a rethink.

Started taking cold showers after seeing your videos too _luebell888

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