FabSwingers.com forum: If heaven exists what would you like God to say when you got there

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What took you so long

Happy Wednesday evenings

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

At last, Ive been waiting to meet you.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I made a mistake. Get back down to Earth.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Just nipping downstairs for a while. Here's the keys, keep an eye on the place while I'm gone.

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

Can I come to the next STP?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What if God was one of us?

Just a slob like one of us

Just a stranger on the bus

Tryin' to make his way home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U turn.

You're ment to be the other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can have a decent sleep now".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck let you in?

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Did you manage to bring the superglue…so I fix the mould

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Your dad, grandparents and friends are waiting for you. Follow me.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Wrong way asshole'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your family's waiting for you in the lounge.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

How long have you been knock, knock, knocking on my door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heh, You ! Get off of my Cloud!

in a comic Mick Jagged voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle's on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been keeping your throne warm. Welcome finally.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Now you know why there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Grab your things I've come to take you home.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Well done on your sterling work down there. The number of women who warned me in advance they were cumming was a big help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boss! Seriously wtf was that all about? And what time is dinner?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you didn’t think I was a woman did you?

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Sorry, but you got off at the wrong stop, the next train will be along shortly

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

You've met my other son,

Brian

(He's not the mesia )

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

An explanation as to why there are so many injustices.

"So, Cancer, in children... What's the meaning behind that and it better be good rather than mysterious ways?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is a heaven I certainly won't be going there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome sit back and relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven dose exists I am right here

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

This is when your life actually starts, welcome to the party. Have as much booze and crisps as you like, they're one of your 5 a day up here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**Presses tip of my nose**

"Boop"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why

Was that for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab your things I've come to take you home."
I like that one x

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Are you the bailiff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your family's waiting for you in the lounge."
beautiful & really hope so x

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By *heron212Man
over a year ago

London

"You'll be a fallen angel in no time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No religion up here mate

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Hey God, why do you allow kids to get cancer?

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"What are next week's lottery numbers, oh enlightened one?"

Hopefully I can then text a few people before I have my phone confiscated.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Your harem awaits you

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Your Dad and Son are waiting at the bar...

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By *oliteandfunMan
over a year ago

Hastings

We're all in open relationships up here and it's, well, ... heaven!

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

You must be lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did your best

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

Ah ha. I bet you have been die-ing to meet me.

And when you prayed for a tight cunt. So I let you marry that tight selfish cunt of a woman.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

me - "So God, you had any success on Fab?"

God - "Nah, no one reads my messages"

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Either

Sorry! Really really sorry, it wasn’t meant to so utterly fucked up as all that, I’m just shit at this.

What? No, I don’t take the blindest bit of notice of what happens on earth, it’s all your own faults, I’m taking no responsibility for that!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

you mum is over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. Soo, God. Any strip poles in heaven?

God. Would it be heaven without stripes poles son.

And we would walk across the clouds together toward titty heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spoke to God today and she said that she's ashamed

What have I become

What have I done

I spoke to the devil today and he swears he's not to blame

And I understood 'cause I feel the same

Arms wide open

I stand alone

I'm no hero and I'm not made of stone

Right or wrong

I can hardly tell

I'm on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Your dogs are all laid by the fire

Wouldn't happen, they'd all be careering towards me at full speed ready to swipe my legs out from under me, just like they always used to

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'd go full Steven Fry on them.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

‘We don’t wear many clothes here too’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘We don’t wear many clothes here too’

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Wecome, i'll let you be

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By *rnynhrdguyMan
over a year ago

plymouth

Fuck me boy you fucked up a lot, but was an entertaining watch come on in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, you can stay up here. I'd have probably done the same

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

What you doing here......

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Think you need to get back in the lift you want the basement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd dearly like an explanation as to why he felt the need to create an earth that would be so fucked he would have to sacrifice his son to fix it.

Failing that an explanation of reality and how quantum physics and relativity can be reconciled.

That should keep us chatting for a while.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

I would thank him for looking after the gaff whilst I've been away him and his son can go back to the agency now with good referances .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for all the things you put me through God. You are the best and I admire you. Peace and pepper in your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Well, you really fucked that up didn’t you’

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By *ehind closed curtainsCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

Can you service my boy's Triumph?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Not sure. Imagine it would be something along the lines of ‘What are you doing at the peasants entrance? You’re already an angel’

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Think you need to get back in the lift you want the basement."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy now?!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

‘What are you doing here’ I’d hope he meant I was too early, not in the wrong place

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Kettle's on.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Him: You're an atheist aren't you?

Me: Yup!

Him: That means one of us shouldn't be here, doesn't it? (he then vanishes in a puff of logic and smoke.)

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’ll be going to Valhalla. Much more fun.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Put the kettle on chick and pull up a chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here you go, I kept your throne warm Madame!"

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

""Here you go, I kept your throne warm Madame!"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ahhh I’ve been expecting you. Here’s a chocolate fudge cake we have prepared especially.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Ahhh I’ve been expecting you. Here’s a chocolate fudge cake we have prepared especially. "

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By *yeswideshuT18Couple
over a year ago

Hillsborough

Your a ridicously naughty girl but a heart of gold that would do me lol

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