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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Thinking about other forumites and what you know about them. Who could give you a helping hand with something (ideally not rude!

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I reckon Beyond Purity would be great for a photoshoot and picture inspiration

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Essex Tom can keep me abreast with all the latest news stories

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Meli would be amazaballs talking me through baking, but she'd have to use "novice" language and none of the real words for what things are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a dab hand at lingerie shopping

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Thinking about other forumites and what you know about them. Who could give you a helping hand with something (ideally not rude!

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I reckon Beyond Purity would be great for a photoshoot and picture inspiration

You OP you could be the star turn in a magic show. Look into my eyes not around my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Kinky Biscuit Dunker can keep me in the loop with different properties of biscuits (and cake).

He should change his name to The Kinky Biscuit Connoisseur. 'Dunker' just leads me to imagining him teabagging someone.. I don't know why?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"The Kinky Biscuit Dunker can keep me in the loop with different properties of biscuits (and cake).

He should change his name to The Kinky Biscuit Connoisseur. 'Dunker' just leads me to imagining him teabagging someone.. I don't know why? "

Haha I've never thought of it like that before

Brb, just off to consider a name change

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Chillout could sort out my neck pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreamy Eyes for any practical advice. Especially concerning tin foil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dreamy Eyes for any practical advice. Especially concerning tin foil.

You want to see what skills I have with Baking Paper then Blooms....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leo, to read me erotic novels. With all the voices and sound effects too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leo, to read me erotic novels. With all the voices and sound effects too "

Oh, yes. Can you do a special video for us please Leo.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I’m a dab hand at lingerie shopping

You paying as well?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

'Curls & dresses' - my official donut testing partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a dab hand at lingerie shopping

You paying as well?

not if I don’t get to see it in person

I’ve made that mistake before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leo, to read me erotic novels. With all the voices and sound effects too "

My voice is better on paper, believe me. More Mr Bean than Sean Bean !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP to help me buy some nice peaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to agree with the above Mr Leo Blooms could seductively talk the knicker elastic off any good pair of knickers that's for sure....

Whilst out with dinner with him I had to pull mime back up several times.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to agree with the above Mr Leo Blooms could seductively talk the knicker elastic off any good pair of knickers that's for sure....

Whilst out with dinner with him I had to pull mime back up several times....."

I did wonder what all those hand movements under the table were

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Chillout could sort out my neck pain

That I could! One of my areas of expertise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leo, to read me erotic novels. With all the voices and sound effects too

My voice is better on paper, believe me. More Mr Bean than Sean Bean !

We should swap erotic short stories pal been needing someone to have a read through some work haha

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

SexycatKylie could defo teach me how to be more flexible!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meli would be amazaballs talking me through baking, but she'd have to use "novice" language and none of the real words for what things are!"

Ooo that would be amazing! I'd definitely be up for that one day and I'll make sure I'm novice friendly.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I’m a dab hand at lingerie shopping

You paying as well?

not if I don’t get to see it in person

I’ve made that mistake before

Well I mean if you're there choosing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a dab hand at lingerie shopping

You paying as well?

not if I don’t get to see it in person

I’ve made that mistake before

Well I mean if you're there choosing it

I was there the last time and she wore it for someone else first

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Thinking about other forumites and what you know about them. Who could give you a helping hand with something (ideally not rude!

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I reckon Beyond Purity would be great for a photoshoot and picture inspiration

Thank you very much -

we’d happily help anyone with pic ideas/advice.

Wild camping expertise - Sir Tom

Wedding planner - Bellaseas

Voice over (C not included) - Meli and Tuberose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want Meli to do my hair! She's already helped loads. I'm pleased to say, it's no longer frizzy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm open to anyone who can cuddle me and paint me like a French lady

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I'm i any good for any help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking about other forumites and what you know about them. Who could give you a helping hand with something (ideally not rude!

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I reckon Beyond Purity would be great for a photoshoot and picture inspiration

Definitely! Pure artsy talent.

Hippy for marvellous yoga skills !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking about other forumites and what you know about them. Who could give you a helping hand with something (ideally not rude!

)

I reckon Beyond Purity would be great for a photoshoot and picture inspiration

Thank you very much -

we’d happily help anyone with pic ideas/advice.

Wild camping expertise - Sir Tom

Wedding planner - Bellaseas

Voice over (C not included) - Meli and Tuberose

Aww thanks K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TMontana for how to make it to the top of hotlist (if I was a man...

) and cracking voice impressions

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can be quite useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leo could teach me something about keeping plants alive..

Ps. I still didn't buy that kala because I want it to be stayin alive.. stayin' alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be quite useful

How to always look edible, with cake or without

and not to sink your phone in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essex Tom can keep me abreast with all the latest news stories

I want you to teach me all about radiators.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can be quite useful

How to always look edible, with cake or without

and not to sink your phone in the bath. "

the edible bit maybe the not sinking my phone in the bath

fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leo could teach me something about keeping plants alive..

Ps. I still didn't buy that kala because I want it to be stayin alive.. stayin' alive

It's quite simple, you don't need to Bee Geenius to have house plants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to agree with the above Mr Leo Blooms could seductively talk the knicker elastic off any good pair of knickers that's for sure....

Whilst out with dinner with him I had to pull mime back up several times.....

I did wonder what all those hand movements under the table were

That was me fighting you off octoblooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will add that DreamyEyes would give excellent advice on financial matters or lingerie acquisitions. Either way you'll stay in the black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a good mean and moody impression if that’s any good for anyone

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I want Meli to do my hair! She's already helped loads. I'm pleased to say, it's no longer frizzy.

I couldn't not respond to this, even though it is a fair few hours later! I'm very happy to read this, if you need any more advice/opinions on hair, please give me a shout! Banishing frizz is a joy.

P.S Thank you Beyond Purity, I didn't know you'd ever heard my voice.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Leo could help me put on an over subscribed show.. that should fold in one night and make us very rich overnight... what could possibly go wrong?

I could go into little old lady land ...I'm halfway there already

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Busman can get me to the shop for milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wicked sens off fashion

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