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"Sword at the ready!" Never mind cock at ready Who do you pick? | |||
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"I’m in as long as there isn’t any ‘friendly fire’ involved "I don't think your getting the thread Pick some one | |||
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"Sword at the ready! Never mind cock at ready Who do you pick?" ANYONE!! Mind is a blank | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal" Hes blank | |||
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"I’m challenging d91k for having called me a fab celeb
I’ll pick a pink rapier and my pocket knife is hidden in my boots "Well done girl xxx A better response xx | |||
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"I’m in as long as there isn’t any ‘friendly fire’ involved
I don't think your getting the thread
Pick some one "Must be my leather balls doing the thinking | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank" I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it" Yes you should have | |||
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"midnight.... Ready!! " Midnight you will go on my first whistle. | |||
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"midnight.... Ready!! " For what | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it" Not at all!! All raged up and ready to duel, I won't let you down! | |||
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"midnight.... Ready!! Midnight you will go on my first whistle. " Dont answer back you | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it" Intentions to win are high but my challenger is like twice the size of me so u might lose the fiver
On another note I’m quite quick so if I go for the tendons I may have a chance | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it Intentions to win are high but my challenger is like twice the size of me so u might lose the fiver
On another note I’m quite quick so if I go for the tendons I may have a chance "Aim for the back of the knee  | |||
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"Lipstick at Dawn Yasmeen " | |||
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"midnight.... Ready!! Midnight you will go on my first whistle. Dont answer back you " Dont answer back you | |||
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"midnight.... Ready!! Midnight you will go on my first whistle. Dont answer back you Dont answer back you" | |||
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"Oooh, it's nearly noon as well! Now, wheres my leather gloves?" Where you left them In prison | |||
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"midnight.... Ready!! For what Shes mud wrestling me "No I am | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it Intentions to win are high but my challenger is like twice the size of me so u might lose the fiver
On another note I’m quite quick so if I go for the tendons I may have a chance
Aim for the back of the knee " I’ll be a well happy girl to get the smug off his face   | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it Intentions to win are high but my challenger is like twice the size of me so u might lose the fiver
On another note I’m quite quick so if I go for the tendons I may have a chance
Aim for the back of the knee
I’ll be a well happy girl to get the smug off his face "Look Il challenge you  | |||
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"midnight.... Ready!! Midnight you will go on my first whistle. Dont answer back you Dont answer back you" So excited... Ready for a rumble.. One-a, two-a!! | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it Intentions to win are high but my challenger is like twice the size of me so u might lose the fiver
On another note I’m quite quick so if I go for the tendons I may have a chance
Aim for the back of the knee
I’ll be a well happy girl to get the smug off his face
Look
Il challenge you
"How dare ya? Are we going for a proper cat fight?? | |||
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" Aim for the back of the knee
I’ll be a well happy girl to get the smug off his face "Motivation time there's a sale in 75% off at your favourite shop and there in the way of you getting there in time do what you have to do to get there | |||
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"Oooh, it's nearly noon as well! Now, wheres my leather gloves? Where you left them In prison " 7 year sentence for the last duel I was involved in  | |||
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"midnight.... Ready!! Midnight you will go on my first whistle. Dont answer back you Dont answer back you So excited... Ready for a rumble.. One-a, two-a!! " Hang on - I thought this said duet. | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it Intentions to win are high but my challenger is like twice the size of me so u might lose the fiver
On another note I’m quite quick so if I go for the tendons I may have a chance
Aim for the back of the knee
I’ll be a well happy girl to get the smug off his face
Look
Il challenge you
How dare ya?
Are we going for a proper cat fight?? "Yes glue your wig on | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it Intentions to win are high but my challenger is like twice the size of me so u might lose the fiver
On another note I’m quite quick so if I go for the tendons I may have a chance
Aim for the back of the knee
I’ll be a well happy girl to get the smug off his face
Look
Il challenge you
How dare ya?
Are we going for a proper cat fight??
Yes glue your wig on
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"Oooh, it's nearly noon as well! Now, wheres my leather gloves? Where you left them In prison 7 year sentence for the last duel I was involved in "Sorry to hear that Did you pick any soap up in the showers? | |||
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"I got a fiver placed on dark to win don't let me down pal Hes blank I should of waited and bet on Kylie dang it Intentions to win are high but my challenger is like twice the size of me so u might lose the fiver
On another note I’m quite quick so if I go for the tendons I may have a chance
Aim for the back of the knee
I’ll be a well happy girl to get the smug off his face
Look
Il challenge you
How dare ya?
Are we going for a proper cat fight??
Yes glue your wig on
I’m filing my nails beeetch "I have a wooden club | |||
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"I would have to slap said formite with my glove first across the face. Need a second and is it pistols or swords?" | |||
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"Oooh, it's nearly noon as well! Now, wheres my leather gloves? Where you left them In prison 7 year sentence for the last duel I was involved in
Sorry to hear that
Did you pick any soap up in the showers?"I had people to pick it up for me  | |||
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"I challenge anyone here to a long puck competition " No idea what that is | |||
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"no one wants to duel with me. can i sit and watch with popcorn instead please? Px "I will x | |||
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"I would have to slap said formite with my glove first across the face. Need a second and is it pistols or swords?" I'll challenge you to Russian roulette | |||
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"Oooh, it's nearly noon as well! Now, wheres my leather gloves? Where you left them In prison 7 year sentence for the last duel I was involved in
Sorry to hear that
Did you pick any soap up in the showers?
I had people to pick it up for me "Your left toe? | |||
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"no one wants to duel with me. can i sit and watch with popcorn instead please? Px "We will duel with you if you wish | |||
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"no one wants to duel with me. can i sit and watch with popcorn instead please? Px "Not sure I’d be able to duel with you Prini, I’d be way way too distracted | |||
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"no one wants to duel with me. can i sit and watch with popcorn instead please? Px "I have found a worthy opponent!!! Have at you!! | |||
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"I challenge anyone here to a long puck competition " If you’re talking hockey you’re on! | |||
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"I challenge anyone here to a long puck competition If you’re talking hockey you’re on! "I'm talking hurling | |||
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"I challenge anyone here to a long puck competition If you’re talking hockey you’re on! I'm talking hurling "Ah I decline! Looks like it’s Prini on horseback, me on a bike and a jousting challenge then | |||
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"I challenge anyone here to a long puck competition If you’re talking hockey you’re on! I'm talking hurling "Too much breakfast? | |||
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"Who's Ready???" I was born ready! Well not really, I couldn't do much until I was about 5, just sit and shit myself. erm, yes I'm ready! | |||
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"I challenge PP to a bake off loser cleans up "Can i be a judge I have great knowledge of cakes and other baked goods.... | |||
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"I challenge PP to a bake off loser cleans up " | |||
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"I challenge PP to a fart off loser cleans up
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"I challenge PP to a wank off loser cleans up the potato water
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"You are all so fecking funny "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | |||
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"You are all so fecking funny
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"Good job we love her | |||
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"You are all so fecking funny
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Good job we love her "Definitely xxx we do | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil "Why | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why"I think he's making a vegan lasagne  | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
I think he's making a vegan lasagne " | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why"I offered a marrow and she wanted two… think she’s cooking or something | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
I think he's making a vegan lasagne "Oh that was very good  | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why"Cos he's a perv lol. I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight " | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
I offered a marrow and she wanted two… think she’s cooking or something "Your the one cooking | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight "True | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight "Try not to knock over my tripod please the video will just be for educational purposes I swear | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight "My DD says can he referee | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight
Send the oil tho "It’s crisp and dry | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight
Send the oil tho "And the marrows | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight
Send the oil tho
It’s crisp and dry "Like your balls then | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight
Send the oil tho
And the marrows " | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight
Send the oil tho
And the marrows
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight
Send the oil tho
And the marrows
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight
Send the oil tho
It’s crisp and dry
Like your balls then"Nooo they are small and flakey | |||
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"Bellaseas and my choice of weapon of choice are 2 marrows and a tub of oil
Why
Cos he's a perv lol.
I'm too busy socially smoking and mud wrestling Midnight
Send the oil tho
It’s crisp and dry
Like your balls then
Nooo they are small and flakey "E45 | |||
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"I challenge Chillout for calling me a wuss on another thread.... We will have a Pizza off where I win, eat my pizza and then his. And his doughballs " Xxxx | |||
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"I give good head ?? "How nice for you | |||
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"I challenge Chillout for calling me a wuss on another thread.... We will have a Pizza off where I win, eat my pizza and then his. And his doughballs " I’ve been advised E45 is good for doughballs | |||
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"I challenge Chillout for calling me a wuss on another thread.... We will have a Pizza off where I win, eat my pizza and then his. And his doughballs " Offftt watch out for that buter dribbling down your chin | |||
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"I challenge Chillout for calling me a wuss on another thread.... We will have a Pizza off where I win, eat my pizza and then his. And his doughballs Offftt watch out for that batter and potato water dribbling down your chin " | |||
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Definitely xxx we do" | |||
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"Who fancies a pie eating contest? "I'm well up for that, I'm starving lol | |||
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"Nothing serious just a bit of light hearted banter What's banter I hear you ask Fun
Xxx "You are a bounder and a cad, sir. I shall see you on the morrow. My weapon of choice is the pork sword. | |||
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"Who fancies a pie eating contest?
I'm well up for that, I'm starving lol"That Chubby, you and me then. An alternative MFM. | |||
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"Who fancies a pie eating contest?
I'm well up for that, I'm starving lol"Pork sword swallowing contest? | |||
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"Who fancies a pie eating contest?
I'm well up for that, I'm starving lol
Pork sword swallowing contest? "That's the 2nd course. | |||
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Might need a third to roll my home afterwards though
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"I’ll take on One Punch Yasmeen in a d*unken scrap outside McDonald’s at 1am " Il be there make sure you are | |||
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"I'll challenge anyone to a pun off. "Make it dad jokes and your on | |||
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"I'll challenge anyone to a pun off.
Make it dad jokes and your on "Ah no, I'm rubbish with those. Hippy is the Dad joke crown to take. | |||
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"I’ll take on One Punch Yasmeen in a d*unken scrap outside McDonald’s at 1am Il be there make sure you are" ? | |||
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