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"one, two, three, four... come on baby say you lurve me, five, six, sevennnnn timesssssssss ![]() Oi that's my song ! | |||
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"one, two, three, four... come on baby say you lurve me, five, six, sevennnnn timesssssssss ![]() gotta love a bit of Gloria in the morning ![]() | |||
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"Can you lot stop using my thread for self promoting your songs please" I would - but it's a hard habit to break!! ![]() | |||
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"Two" Little boys had two little toys.... | |||
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"Three" little birds, pitch by my doorstep | |||
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"Four" kicks who's strutting now? This party is overrated But there ain't shit else to do She's a lovin' on a boy from the city I'll be lovin' him under my shoe | |||
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"Four kicks who's strutting now? This party is overrated But there ain't shit else to do She's a lovin' on a boy from the city I'll be lovin' him under my shoe " But your biggest moneymakers' flaccid | |||
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"Five Once I caught a fish alive?" Sshh ? | |||
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"Err two? " Good to see you lu, come n say hi, hope your well xxx | |||
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"What" Nothing compares To youuuuuu | |||
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"Gawd, I need some help.... Not just anybody can do this bloody song lyric malarkey, I'm fecking well struggling ![]() ![]() ![]() Just remember.... abc, it's easy as 123. | |||
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"WOW Eight ![]() I haven't found one yet. I'm going to have to do that cheaty thing. | |||
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"WOW Eight ![]() and u can't use the next number cos it got eaten by seven lol ![]() | |||
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"WOW Eight ![]() I'll show you how to in eight easy steps. ![]() | |||
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"-1 never keep a good man down" I bet a fat bottomed girl could keep men good and bad down for a while ![]() | |||
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"-1 never keep a good man down I bet a fat bottomed girl could keep men good and bad down for a while ![]() Have to catch me first ![]() | |||
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"-2 pffft Been cunted ![]() Oh I do hope that phrase catches on..... it made me larrrrrrf. | |||
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"Mines 0 cause your all cheating twats ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't go beating around the bush now. You tell it how it is ![]() | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() I should think so you all had a 10 point head start ![]() | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() ![]() You mean this isn't a countdown to Ryan whipping off the flag to reveal his tallywhacker? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() ![]() I thought OiCUNT had penalised you 10 points, not added 10 to everyone else. Or are you saying your abuse of your lyrics resulting in that penalty has benefitted everyone playing by a 10 point head start? | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cum Mr Tally-Man tally me banana... | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pffft regardless of what anyone tells you. I am not a cheap slut who displays their wares to all and sundry. Besides I couldn't keep up with the stampede for a closer (macro) look ![]() | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() ![]() Exactly. Alleged abuse ! | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() ![]() Alleged, didn't know the jury were still out, thought the verdict was in ............ ![]() | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() ![]() ![]() It was ahem "cunted" through ![]() | |||
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"What are we trying to count? How many times you've lost my front door key ![]() It's my lyrics tally | |||
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"What are we trying to count? How many times you've lost my front door key ![]() Of course ![]() | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() ![]() Alleged you say? Would you like OiCUNT to review this matter? I am sure I can think of a bigger number ![]() ![]() | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fine , have it your way ! I will just have to try harder ![]() | |||
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"wonder if I was rumbled and I am catching ya Ryan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Awww are you being bullied again? | |||
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" Awww are you being bullied again?" It's getting me down now ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Awww are you being bullied again? It's getting me down now ![]() ![]() Don't get down. Keep on getting even. I still haven't found your song. | |||
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" Awww are you being bullied again? It's getting me down now ![]() ![]() wot happens at the next number - do u go back to 0 again? ![]() | |||
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" Awww are you being bullied again? It's getting me down now ![]() ![]() ![]() Only if you know who returns and pinches my points | |||
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" Awww are you being bullied again? It's getting me down now ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that what's happening then we have to pinch the points from others ???? ![]() | |||
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" Awww are you being bullied again? It's getting me down now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Stick to pinching bottoms. | |||
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" Awww are you being bullied again? It's getting me down now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It looks that way but only if your the boss lol | |||
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" Awww are you being bullied again? It's getting me down now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shall I pop out and do some practising? ![]() | |||
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"10 plus a bone for guessing a hard one" Good doggy ![]() | |||
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"10 plus a bone for guessing a hard one Do me doggy ![]() We can both play that game ![]() | |||
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"10 plus a bone for guessing a hard one Do me doggy ![]() ![]() two can play that game .... Whoa whoa | |||
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"10 plus a bone for guessing a hard one Do me doggy ![]() ![]() Let's all play. How many would we need to go around in a full circle. | |||
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"Just wandering who was in the lead, oh thats right it would be ME ![]() ![]() ![]() Smarty pants ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's my prerogative ![]() they say Im nasty but i don't give a damn ![]() | |||
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"10 plus a bone for guessing a hard one Do me doggy ![]() ![]() Ringa Ringa roses a pocket full of poses ![]() | |||
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"It's my prerogative ![]() ![]() Getting boys is how I live ![]() | |||
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"10 plus a bone for guessing a hard one Do me doggy ![]() ![]() ![]() We all fall down ![]() | |||
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"10 plus a bone for guessing a hard one Do me doggy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() don't worry .... Ile cushion your fall ![]() | |||
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"10 plus a bone for guessing a hard one Do me doggy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I know that you hope for longer goodbyes ![]() | |||
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"10 plus a bone for guessing a hard one Do me doggy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ring-a-ring-a... pussies, surely? | |||
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"What the frig is all this spam in my thread ![]() Customer: Morning, Waitress: Morning. Customer: What have you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon, Egg and spam, Egg, bacon and spam Egg, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!) Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam..That's not got much spam in it Wife: I don't want any spam! Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage? Wife: That's got spam in it! Customer: Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it? (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...) Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then? Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!! Wife: What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress (to choir): Shut up! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it, I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam! (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up!! Baked beans are off. Customer: Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam? Choir (intervening): Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"10 plus a bonus for guessing a hard one" it wasnt me lol ![]() | |||
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"Are you sure you live in arse end and not spam end ![]() Spam* may be available in Arse End *other pre-formed meats made from God only knows what bits of the alleged animal are available By the way, my song isn't the Spam song ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I actually find it disappointing you can't have chips and spam " Chips are off too....you can have spam and spam and be bloody well grateful for it ![]() | |||
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"11 - I wrote it as plain as day in a message and it still wasn't noticed. Mine is hardly discrete lol" Are you using it in the forums too or was that where OiCUNT caught you out??? | |||
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"11 - I wrote it as plain as day in a message and it still wasn't noticed. Mine is hardly discrete lol" How do u know u havent been noticed? ![]() | |||
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"11 - I wrote it as plain as day in a message and it still wasn't noticed. Mine is hardly discrete lol How do u know u havent been noticed? ![]() I have but not in that message. | |||
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"Bad day for me. Still on 11" You do realise next week.... you'll score fuck all! | |||
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"Bad day for me. Still on 11 You do realise next week.... you'll score fuck all! " I always score when I play with myself ![]() | |||
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"Bad day for me. Still on 11 You do realise next week.... you'll score fuck all! I always score when I play with myself ![]() Shouldn't that say 'only score' | |||
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"Bad day for me. Still on 11 You do realise next week.... you'll score fuck all! I always score when I play with myself ![]() Im sorry but I don't wash my dirty flag in public ![]() | |||
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