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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, it seems from the big dick thread that there is a fairly widespread belief that having a large dick means the guy is a selfish lover, inconsiderate and, in general, a bit of a dick.

What other body parts are so well correlated with personality types?

Does having a small nose make you mean?

Big teeth make you careless?

Mr

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Having a big head means I've got more capacity for dirty thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buck Teeth make you a blowjob threat!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm short and so is my attention span

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buck Teeth make you a blowjob threat!"
That sh*t can scrape a person clean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, it seems from the big dick thread that there is a fairly widespread belief that having a large dick means the guy is a selfish lover, inconsiderate and, in general, a bit of a dick.

What other body parts are so well correlated with personality types?

Does having a small nose make you mean?

Big teeth make you careless?

Mr"

Hey Mr OP...while we are on the subject WHO states that dick size is SO well correlated to personality?

Do you face the large dick 'threat' face to face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big boobs mean im self-conceited Px

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"big boobs mean im self-conceited Px "

Oh hello

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"big boobs mean im self-conceited Px "

I'd still play with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being short and being angry is usually one that gets thrown around

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm short and so is my attention span "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm short and so is my attention span "

Snap.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"So, it seems from the big dick thread that there is a fairly widespread belief that having a large dick means the guy is a selfish lover, inconsiderate and, in general, a bit of a dick.

What other body parts are so well correlated with personality types?

Does having a small nose make you mean?

Big teeth make you careless?

Mr"

I don’t believe a big badonga = selfish lover. I just think I’m a lucky lady

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm red haired, so that means I'm feisty

I'm feisty because I'm feisty, not because of my (fake) hair colour

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Big boobs = thick/slutty.

Shovel hands = shallow, vacuous.

Short men = well we've all heard that one.

Fat people = lazy, thick.

Latter not body parts but similar ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm red haired, so that means I'm feisty

I'm feisty because I'm feisty, not because of my (fake) hair colour "

There’s plenty of stereotypes about blondes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also what they say about men with big feet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Also what they say about men with big feet"

They buy big shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also what they say about men with big feet

They buy big shoes. "

And socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm red haired, so that means I'm feisty

I'm feisty because I'm feisty, not because of my (fake) hair colour

There’s plenty of stereotypes about blondes too"

There is indeed. But they're unlikely to attempt to chat you up with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got big Willy considerd by some to be intelligent ! Not by the way !

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Big boobs = thick/slutty.

Shovel hands = shallow, vacuous.

Short men = well we've all heard that one.

Fat people = lazy, thick.

Latter not body parts but similar ideas."

Meli, are you saying a certain gorgeous, God of FAB(you know who I'm talking about) isn't shallow or vacuous? Maybe I've got a shot, after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a hairy butt rubbing your hands over it is OoOoO lovely. hairy chest and armpits. And a masculine voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Meli, are you saying a certain gorgeous, God of FAB(you know who I'm talking about) isn't shallow or vacuous? Maybe I've got a shot, after all "

Oh no, Narcissus is all of those things but I'm trying to say not all shovel hands are like that. Shoot your shot! Shoot it. Shoot.

P.S if you're reading this I very much love and value you.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

Meli, are you saying a certain gorgeous, God of FAB(you know who I'm talking about) isn't shallow or vacuous? Maybe I've got a shot, after all

Oh no, Narcissus is all of those things but I'm trying to say not all shovel hands are like that. Shoot your shot! Shoot it. Shoot.

P.S if you're reading this I very much love and value you. "

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Big boobs = thicc/slutty.

"

Just the way I like 'em

LvM

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy. "

How small are we talking?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy. "

Nah, we're just unbalanced

LvM

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Big broken nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"big boobs mean im self-conceited Px "

Just you or anyone with big boobs?

Is the size of boob correlated with the level of conceit?

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve red hair which indicates I have a fiery temper…and it’s true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm red haired, so that means I'm feisty

I'm feisty because I'm feisty, not because of my (fake) hair colour

There’s plenty of stereotypes about blondes too"

Are they still around? I've not heard a blonde joke in years. Definitely used to be a thing.

Mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Big boobs = thick/slutty.

Shovel hands = shallow, vacuous.

Short men = well we've all heard that one.

Fat people = lazy, thick.

Latter not body parts but similar ideas."

Also fat = jolly, bubbly. No, I'm a bad-tempered old crone

Physically impaired = mentally impaired too

Physically impaired = can't have/enjoy sex

You get the picture

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"So, it seems from the big dick thread that there is a fairly widespread belief that having a large dick means the guy is a selfish lover, inconsiderate and, in general, a bit of a dick.

What other body parts are so well correlated with personality types?

Does having a small nose make you mean?

Big teeth make you careless?

Mr"

I don't think that's what people are saying. I think it's more that men who rely on having a massive dick and use it as a method of attracting women, as if that's it takes, are less likely to be good lovers. I don't think anybody is saying just having a big dick but not making a song and dance about it makes a guy a bad lover.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Trans girls with rainbow hair are utter goddesses in bed with the ladies...

Well I can dream.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Buck Teeth make you a blowjob threat!That sh*t can scrape a person clean!"

Wash first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm red haired, so that means I'm feisty

I'm feisty because I'm feisty, not because of my (fake) hair colour "

Yeah, this is another one. Plenty of people around with poor anger management skills but if you've got red hair it's OK coz it's somehow not your fault ...

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brain does not always think !

When I open my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, it seems from the big dick thread that there is a fairly widespread belief that having a large dick means the guy is a selfish lover, inconsiderate and, in general, a bit of a dick.

What other body parts are so well correlated with personality types?

Does having a small nose make you mean?

Big teeth make you careless?

Mr

I don't think that's what people are saying. I think it's more that men who rely on having a massive dick and use it as a method of attracting women, as if that's it takes, are less likely to be good lovers. I don't think anybody is saying just having a big dick but not making a song and dance about it makes a guy a bad lover. "

Try trading the replies on the thread.

Mr

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?"

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet.""

Also men who have a limp handshake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big boobs = thick/slutty.

Shovel hands = shallow, vacuous.

Short men = well we've all heard that one.

Fat people = lazy, thick.

Latter not body parts but similar ideas.

Also fat = jolly, bubbly. No, I'm a bad-tempered old crone

Physically impaired = mentally impaired too

Physically impaired = can't have/enjoy sex

You get the picture "

Yep, my ex used a chair, amazing how often she would pay for something and the cashier would try to hand me the change or she would speak and people would try to reply to me.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake"

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Big boobs = thick/slutty.

Shovel hands = shallow, vacuous.

Short men = well we've all heard that one.

Fat people = lazy, thick.

Latter not body parts but similar ideas.

Also fat = jolly, bubbly. No, I'm a bad-tempered old crone

Physically impaired = mentally impaired too

Physically impaired = can't have/enjoy sex

You get the picture

Yep, my ex used a chair, amazing how often she would pay for something and the cashier would try to hand me the change or she would speak and people would try to reply to me.

Mr"

Happens ALLLLLLLL the time! Or people ask where my carer is! Fucking hell, good job there's a counter between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all dogshit. I'm not a selfish lover at all! Quite the opposite actually. No bigger turn on than someone not being able to move after (in a good way, no creepy substances involved)

10mm is an inch right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big boobs = thick/slutty.

Shovel hands = shallow, vacuous.

Short men = well we've all heard that one.

Fat people = lazy, thick.

Latter not body parts but similar ideas.

Also fat = jolly, bubbly. No, I'm a bad-tempered old crone

Physically impaired = mentally impaired too

Physically impaired = can't have/enjoy sex

You get the picture

Yep, my ex used a chair, amazing how often she would pay for something and the cashier would try to hand me the change or she would speak and people would try to reply to me.

Mr

Happens ALLLLLLLL the time! Or people ask where my carer is! Fucking hell, good job there's a counter between us "

Fucking hell really?? Just by having a wheelchair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hard thighs means I can push hard from behind.....referencing my scrum down abilities of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr"

I wouldn't judge someone on this really but it makes me shudder everytime does a limp handshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr"

Once you’ve felt someone’s limp handshake the damage is already done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr

Once you’ve felt someone’s limp handshake the damage is already done "

Yup, they can take their cucumber sandwiches and fuck right off

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr

I wouldn't judge someone on this really but it makes me shudder everytime does a limp handshake"

Limp handshakes are better than the bonecrusher arseholes who think it's a display of dominance of some other pointless juvenile shit.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr

I wouldn't judge someone on this really but it makes me shudder everytime does a limp handshake

Limp handshakes are better than the bonecrusher arseholes who think it's a display of dominance of some other pointless juvenile shit."

No they ain't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr

I wouldn't judge someone on this really but it makes me shudder everytime does a limp handshake

Limp handshakes are better than the bonecrusher arseholes who think it's a display of dominance of some other pointless juvenile shit."

Bone crusher handshake = Small penis then?

In fact, next time someone does that you can justy give a sharp kick in the balls. Male dominant monkey looking mother fucker! (or whatever the right line is, I can't remember)

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Men who dress up as women = feminine, camp gay.....

Hhahaaa not fucking likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr

I wouldn't judge someone on this really but it makes me shudder everytime does a limp handshake

Limp handshakes are better than the bonecrusher arseholes who think it's a display of dominance of some other pointless juvenile shit."

I seem to have struck a nerve. Do you have a limp handshake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr

Once you’ve felt someone’s limp handshake the damage is already done

Yup, they can take their cucumber sandwiches and fuck right off "

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr

I wouldn't judge someone on this really but it makes me shudder everytime does a limp handshake

Limp handshakes are better than the bonecrusher arseholes who think it's a display of dominance of some other pointless juvenile shit.

I seem to have struck a nerve. Do you have a limp handshake? "

If only. There's nothing like feeling the metacarpals in a yet another much smaller person's hand grinding together to fill me with guilt and the crushing realisation that they now think I'm one of *those* wankers. Ugh.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't think that men are selfish lovers because they have a big dick. I think a lot of men in general are selfish lovers and some of them men just happen to have big dicks .

Maybe the idea that smaller men are more generous comes from a similar place as the idea that "fat chicks try harder".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buck Teeth make you a blowjob threat!That sh*t can scrape a person clean!

Wash first"

Skin extraction! Plus bacteria!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Big boobs = thick/slutty.

Shovel hands = shallow, vacuous.

Short men = well we've all heard that one.

Fat people = lazy, thick.

Latter not body parts but similar ideas.

Also fat = jolly, bubbly. No, I'm a bad-tempered old crone

Physically impaired = mentally impaired too

Physically impaired = can't have/enjoy sex

You get the picture

Yep, my ex used a chair, amazing how often she would pay for something and the cashier would try to hand me the change or she would speak and people would try to reply to me.

Mr

Happens ALLLLLLLL the time! Or people ask where my carer is! Fucking hell, good job there's a counter between us

Fucking hell really?? Just by having a wheelchair?"

Yes. Come and spend a day with me, or even better, spend a day in a chair. It'll certainly be enlightening!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Big tits = dumb

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm super jolly cos I'm fat

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

In my experience a big round butt = cheeky !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men with small feet are untrustworthy.

How small are we talking?

Small enough to make you think "Hmm, that man has untrustworthily small feet."

Also men who have a limp handshake

Tbf, a limp handshake is something you can change ...

Mr

I wouldn't judge someone on this really but it makes me shudder everytime does a limp handshake

Limp handshakes are better than the bonecrusher arseholes who think it's a display of dominance of some other pointless juvenile shit.

I seem to have struck a nerve. Do you have a limp handshake?

If only. There's nothing like feeling the metacarpals in a yet another much smaller person's hand grinding together to fill me with guilt and the crushing realisation that they now think I'm one of *those* wankers. Ugh. "

There is a certain type that like to squeeze too tight during a handshake..a knuckle squeeze..I've been on the recieving end and it's not nice.

(I was expecting a regular handshake as I was not tensed for some sort of battle)

Haven't had one for many years though..and I wonder why?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I don't think that men are selfish lovers because they have a big dick. I think a lot of men in general are selfish lovers and some of them men just happen to have big dicks .

Maybe the idea that smaller men are more generous comes from a similar place as the idea that "fat chicks try harder". "

Completely agreed – the problem is men, not large penises.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I have big tits so I must be thick. I'm ginger so I must be short tempered and fiery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have big tits so I must be thick. I'm ginger so I must be short tempered and fiery. "

Do you make a good bacon butty?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I have big tits so I must be thick. I'm ginger so I must be short tempered and fiery.

Do you make a good bacon butty? "

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have big tits so I must be thick. I'm ginger so I must be short tempered and fiery.

Do you make a good bacon butty?

Maybe "

I'm struggling to see any negatives then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have big tits so I must be thick. I'm ginger so I must be short tempered and fiery. "

No idea about your temper but you're definitely not thick.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrinkly chin = bitter and grumpy

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