FabSwingers.com forum: how hot is carol volderman on ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. channel 4, right now mmmmm

She looks fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mutton and lamb springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went right off her when she sold out and started advertising rip-off financial "services".

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

she does my nut in...

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Can't stand the woman

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"I went right off her when she sold out and started advertising rip-off financial "services"."

Helping some further into debt, whilst pocketing her own pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes a super-cougar

and that ASS just gets bigger n better with age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked her when she was fresh-faced on Countdown, before she started to transform herself into some kind of starlet.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Not overkeen on her as a person from what I see of her, but she is in very good condition for her age, and not unattractive......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

She is cringworthy.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

with an e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I rule the world, I shall request an FMF threesome with her and Nigella Lawson.

Then I shall abdicate the position a happy man!

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"she is in very good condition for her age, and not unattractive......"

Guess it depends how some decide to spend their money

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"she is in very good condition for her age, and not unattractive......

Guess it depends how some decide to spend their money

Is she not free (as you are) to spend her money how she sees fit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lawson, vordermon and mccall are the 3 biggest and baddest milfs on the market

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"she is in very good condition for her age, and not unattractive......

Guess it depends how some decide to spend their money

Is she not free (as you are) to spend her money how she sees fit?"

She is, but I fail to see the benefit, after all, her organs / bones are as old as she is

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"she is in very good condition for her age, and not unattractive......

Guess it depends how some decide to spend their money

Is she not free (as you are) to spend her money how she sees fit?

She is, but I fail to see the benefit, after all, her organs / bones are as old as she is

It's for her benefit, her money....her benefit.

Do you feel the need to explain yourself to strangers how you spend your earnings?

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK

she is definitely one of the top milfs out there...as for edwina currie on the other hand...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I went right off her when she sold out and started advertising rip-off financial "services"."

Sold out?

Sold out from what?.....a woman who did sums on Countdown, not Mother Theresa or the head of some charity....a woman who did sums on afternoon TV.

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

"lawson, vordermon and mccall are the 3 biggest and baddest milfs on the market "
Gurning,nauseating davina Mccall,you got to be kidding right??

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

"Mutton and lamb springs to mind"

With you on that, tries too hard, and fails.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"It's for her benefit, her money....her benefit"

Pure looks are much better than artificial

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"with an e"

Ok, which one of you is on drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mutton and lamb springs to mind

With you on that, tries too hard, and fails.

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so she is a peace of meat now?????????????????? I dont eat Mutton or Lamb but told muttons better .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its bad people calling woman meat ... do we call men fillet and old rump , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lawson, vordermon and mccall are the 3 biggest and baddest milfs on the market Gurning,nauseating davina Mccall,you got to be kidding right??

McCall can watch and hold the camera!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prime beef here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and mccalls the hottest of all 3 in my eyes. you can just tell shes pure filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muttons, like tough old birds, have more flavours, providing they are cooked properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have to be honest i think she looked a lot better before she had any surgery

shes always been a good looking women but she just looks false now and she really didnt need any work on her face

im my opinion

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Muttons, like tough old birds, have more flavours, providing they are cooked properly.

lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I think the hype has got to her and now if she was a mars bar she would eat herself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muttons, like tough old birds, have more flavours, providing they are cooked properly.

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well i am sure thay make the best currys from mutton and thay say spring is just no good can be boring as no flavor ,

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK

voderman makes a lot of teenage boys very happy...

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"she really didnt need any work on her face"

Some just can't accept getting old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she really didnt need any work on her face

Some just can't accept getting old

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she is in public eye 24/7 and its her life and cant be easy having people pick on you for everything how you she look and stuff all the time. Must drive her mad ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feel that I shouldn`t like her but something there makes me always look twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is cringworthy. "

She's also a rude (and not in a nice way...) bitch. As I have recounted on here before, I had the 'pleasure' to sit next to her on a flight to Edinburgh 20 years ago and she was one miserable, rude cow. Nothing like the on-screen persona. And yes, I do appreciate she may have been having a bad time (think she was going through divorce at the time) but when one is with ones 'public' one better know how to bloody well behave......

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"she is in public eye 24/7 "

Her choice, I don't see anyone holding a gun to her head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muttons, like tough old birds, have more flavours, providing they are cooked properly.

well i am sure thay make the best currys from mutton and thay say spring is just no good can be boring as no flavor ,"

Pmsl Righto!

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"she was one miserable, rude cow"

Can't be arsed with all this “Do you know who I am” syndrome

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By *lex 1971Man
over a year ago

telford

id tie her hair to the taps and take her from behind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she was one miserable, rude cow

Can't be arsed with all this “Do you know who I am” syndrome

with her on that flight, it was more like 'Do you know who I am? Then f**k OFF!!!'....

Gimme that new bird on Countdown any day - far nicer arse than old Carol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that some of you big hunky guys should spit-roast her....

No - I don't mean the sexual position - I think you should ram a spit through her and chuck her on the fire....

Can't stand the self-opinionated women or her ingenuous smarmy smile.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"I think that some of you big hunky guys should spit-roast her....

No - I don't mean the sexual position - I think you should ram a spit through her and chuck her on the fire....

Can't stand the self-opinionated women or her ingenuous smarmy smile."

Don't hold back now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I fuck her? Yeh don't see why not she isn't the size of a house and looks after herself.

The rest well hats off to her, she works, earns money, pays taxes so some of the social limpets can have their beer and fag money. She isn't stupid and fair play to her. Saying that she don't have a personality or come across as having a personality that would make me want to spend all evening with her without shoving my cock into her mouth to shut her up.

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By *ucky_LadsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Kidderminster+ surrounding areas.

Some just can't accept getting old

she is in public eye 24/7 and its her life and cant be easy having people pick on you for everything how you she look and stuff all the time. Must drive her mad .."

when in the public eye you can please some of the people sometime,but you cannot please them all of the time!.

you only have to be under the weather and not feel like to talking to strangers and they will have you blacked for life!,some people say sir bobby charlton is a gentleman,but when i met him at an international match i found him to be an arrogant bastard!.

just goes to show eh?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noooo! she's horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some just can't accept getting old

she is in public eye 24/7 and its her life and cant be easy having people pick on you for everything how you she look and stuff all the time. Must drive her mad ..

when in the public eye you can please some of the people sometime,but you cannot please them all of the time!.

just goes to show eh?."

No you're right there Bobby Charlton is a real arrogant bastard.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How many of you have actually met Ms Volderman/Vorderman ?

It surprises me how many people form negative opinions about people who are successful in their chosen careers.

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I (Tea) would absolutely ruin Carol given the chance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. channel 4, right now mmmmm

She looks fantastic"
i agree she looks well fit, lovely body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many of you have actually met Ms Volderman/Vorderman ?"

I have .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lawson, vordermon and mccall are the 3 biggest and baddest milfs on the market "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes sexy and an ass to die for pretty eyes too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OP here

I didn't realise she was so hated lol

Can I pull the reigns on thread, and get very shallow. Don't care about her being a selfish arrogant money grabbing cow, I just think she looks hot.

apologies, but just living upto the male stereotype, and thinking with my d@%k

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"How many of you have actually met Ms Volderman/Vorderman ?

I have .......

Did she fill in your sudoku puzzle while you weren't looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" apologies, but just living upto the male stereotype, and thinking with my d@%k"

Dont apologise mate...

Celeb bashing is a national sport...

Kinda kills the whimsy of a thread... But hey ho...

For the record... Shes a supernova in my books...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sry but she just looks like she's trying to hard to be sexy n just looks like she's over doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" apologies, but just living upto the male stereotype, and thinking with my d@%k"

Dont apologise mate...

Celeb bashing is a national sport...

Kinda kills the whimsy of a thread... But hey ho...

For the record... Shes a supernova in my books...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had a vision of 'cazza' pissing about with a calculator during fore play, and telling my numbers don't add up, before verbally sounding the countdown tune 'da ra , da ra, da ra ra ra boom'

Lol.

Two from the top, and the rest from the bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i had a body like hers id be well happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she looks great, she's an intelligent and sexy lady. Who cares what she spends her money on, she's worked hard for it, who cares if she likes to dress sexily, she looks good on it.

I don't get all of this 'dressing age appropriately' malarky, its boring to me. Dress how you like, look how you wish, spend money how you wish til the end of your days. As long as a person is happy with themselves then why be interested in what others have to say

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

she gets on my nerves but can't see what she does for a living or what she spends her money on matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many of you have actually met Ms Volderman/Vorderman ?

I have .......

Did she fill in your sudoku puzzle while you weren't looking

No she didn't, mean cow! But just remembered what she DID do..... when the BA 'brekkie' (such as it is) was served, she made a point of flicking any item from my tray which dared to migrate to hers, back on to mine... Like a stale bread roll and a dodgy coffee have 'personal space'...... No, Ms Vorderman did not endear herself to me that morning all those years ago.... Mind you, still would have fucked her in the loo if she 1. asked for it and 2. it meant I could join the mile high club...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think she looks great, she's an intelligent and sexy lady. Who cares what she spends her money on, she's worked hard for it, who cares if she likes to dress sexily, she looks good on it.

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well said iconic xxx i don't get it ... you should dress like this and that because of age is it looks good and your happy why not i say x and i will xx

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

For that arse, with that face, and that brain (yeah, in that order!) she could be nine kinds of bitch but I'd still climb Everest in my jimjams for a night with Carol

You never forget adolescent fantasies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A person is free to do whatever he/she wants with his/her body, and dresses which way he/she pleases. It is his/her choice.

Likewise, it is my choice and freedom to think whether it is appropriate for that person.

The world will be very dull if everyone agrees with everybody.

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

Forget CV.

Rachel Riley is seriously hot . .

And Nic Heart is just cool.

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

"Forget CV.

Rachel Riley is seriously hot . .

And Nic Heart is just cool.

Predictive txt . . Nic Hewer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

80's Quiz on ch 4 now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A person is free to do whatever he/she wants with his/her body, and dresses which way he/she pleases. It is his/her choice.

Likewise, it is my choice and freedom to think whether it is appropriate for that person.

The world will be very dull if everyone agrees with everybody.

I agree xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met carol vorderman once in london.

I got into the lift in my hotel and there she was standing beside the numbers buttons. She asked which floor? I replied, "I'll have one from the top, one from the bottom, and four from anywhere else, thanks!" I couldn't resist. She didnt reply. I so wanted her to spank me.

All joking aside, personally and physically, i think shes gorgeous.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"can't see what she does for a living or what she spends her money on matters"

A portion of her wealth was made by encouraging those who can ill afford it, further into debt

Off course, there are other celebs in similar position, but this thread is about CV

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