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I am sexually discombobulated….

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…With sexual terminology.

A ‘blow job’ - But…but your partner is sucking it!

‘Getting laid’ - How does sex relate to DIY? (Unless we’re talking of having a sly wank)

A ‘69’ - What has this act got to do with composite and prime numbers? Surely referring to it as the Yin-Yang or perhaps the Piscean Position would be more apt?

Are you similarly confused by such terms? Perhaps you can come up with some new ones good folks?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"…With sexual terminology.

A ‘blow job’ - But…but your partner is sucking it!

‘Getting laid’ - How does sex relate to DIY? (Unless we’re talking of having a sly wank)

A ‘69’ - What has this act got to do with composite and prime numbers? Surely referring to it as the Yin-Yang or perhaps the Piscean Position would be more apt?

Are you similarly confused by such terms? Perhaps you can come up with some new ones good folks? "

Whatever you call it, I'm just happy to be involved!!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I'm definitely lost now

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Getting laid - because you are laid down together ?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another one that has always somewhat perturbed me: ‘Splitting the bamboo’. Granted, I have never cleaved a bamboo shoot in my lifetime but I’m nonetheless fairly confident that the accepted technique and etiquette does not involve inserting one’s penis into it…..?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Knocking boots’ - I never leave my socks on, let alone heavy duty footwear when engaged in carnal relations……

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

I have one...'Getting your end away'..??

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Bumping uglies... I get genitalia can't be that attractive looking but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…With sexual terminology.

A ‘blow job’ - But…but your partner is sucking it!

‘Getting laid’ - How does sex relate to DIY? (Unless we’re talking of having a sly wank)

A ‘69’ - What has this act got to do with composite and prime numbers? Surely referring to it as the Yin-Yang or perhaps the Piscean Position would be more apt?

Are you similarly confused by such terms? Perhaps you can come up with some new ones good folks? "

How many people actually thought a blow job involved blowing?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Split roast. That makes me chuckle every time

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"…With sexual terminology.

A ‘blow job’ - But…but your partner is sucking it!

‘Getting laid’ - How does sex relate to DIY? (Unless we’re talking of having a sly wank)

A ‘69’ - What has this act got to do with composite and prime numbers? Surely referring to it as the Yin-Yang or perhaps the Piscean Position would be more apt?

Are you similarly confused by such terms? Perhaps you can come up with some new ones good folks?

How many people actually thought a blow job involved blowing?"

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Parking The Pink Cadillac. My penis more closely resembles a Jaguar XJS I would suggest (and similarly overheats like one to)

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I heard an oldie the other day- boffing!! Love that expression & haven't heard it for years!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I heard an oldie the other day- boffing!! Love that expression & haven't heard it for years! "

I remember that one; I’ll take that one as a compliment these days

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