FabSwingers.com forum: A simple question.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That requires a yes or no answer.

Are you a publisher slapper?

Sorry!

I meant a...

A pubis slapper?

Do you make sweet music when the band plays?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is not that Fork Handles..Four Candles gag.

If I went into a shop and asked for another cymbal..you would know what I meant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pubis slapping is when two people engage in making sounds by use of such while laying in a horizontal position.

A pretty classical format and one I intend to share with you here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When Pubis Slapping it is important to make sure that the instrument is free from dust and often has it's strings attached.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know of stringed quartets but have yet to come across a non-stringed quartet here that are drumming up a storm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know of stringed quartets but have yet to come across a non-stringed quartet here that are drumming up a storm!"
Wind instruments at times are not required.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you a wind instrument?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Are you a wind instrument?"

When I fart yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No"
You sound anti-pubis slapping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yes"
Wind instruments have other uses!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No You sound anti-pubis slapping?"

I don't slap pubis

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!"

A horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn "

Exactly!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn

Exactly!"

Peep peep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn "
...or to make melodic sounds.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn ...or to make melodic sounds."
cheeks clapping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn

Exactly!

Peep peep"
If you have an audience I suppose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn ...or to make melodic sounds. cheeks clapping "
An accordion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That requires a yes or no answer.

Are you a publisher slapper?

Sorry!

I meant a...

A pubis slapper?

Do you make sweet music when the band plays?"

I’ve always thought it’s more of a “happy clapper” type of sound

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn

Exactly!

Peep peep If you have an audience I suppose?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No You sound anti-pubis slapping?

I don't slap pubis"

Respectfully noted!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn ...or to make melodic sounds. cheeks clapping An accordion!"
according to who

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"No You sound anti-pubis slapping?

I don't slap pubis

Respectfully noted!"

Xxx

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By *aptainhornpipeMan
over a year ago

manchester

Is it tho, nearly everything in the world runs on electric, if it doesn’t it runs on burning stuff. Can’t really win

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That requires a yes or no answer.

Are you a publisher slapper?

Sorry!

I meant a...

A pubis slapper?

Do you make sweet music when the band plays?

I’ve always thought it’s more of a “happy clapper” type of sound

Each to their own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn ...or to make melodic sounds. cheeks clapping An accordion! according to who"
The accordion makers!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn ...or to make melodic sounds. cheeks clapping An accordion! according to whoThe accordion makers!"

From

Tunisia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes"
Thank you for your simple and popular offering in the complex world of music!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it tho, nearly everything in the world runs on electric, if it doesn’t it runs on burning stuff. Can’t really win"

Please unplug that guitar before use.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?"

Woodwind maybe?

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By *orkingInExeterMan
over a year ago

Exeter

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *orkingInExeterMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn "

I think horn is brass section, not wind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it tho, nearly everything in the world runs on electric, if it doesn’t it runs on burning stuff. Can’t really win"
What's oil got to do with it?

I know that love might have?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is it tho, nearly everything in the world runs on electric, if it doesn’t it runs on burning stuff. Can’t really win What's oil got to do with it?

I know that love might have?"

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn

I think horn is brass section, not wind. "

I am assured that there is an available space for those with such brass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn

I think horn is brass section, not wind.

I am assured that there is an available space for those with such brass!"
Please also refer particularly to Yasmine who contributed that horn with such brass!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn

I think horn is brass section, not wind.

I am assured that there is an available space for those with such brass! Please also refer particularly to Yasmine who contributed that horn with such brass!"

Yasmeen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn

I think horn is brass section, not wind.

I am assured that there is an available space for those with such brass! Please also refer particularly to Yasmine who contributed that horn with such brass!

Yasmeen "

Jasmine scented flower for our great songstress!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn

I think horn is brass section, not wind.

I am assured that there is an available space for those with such brass! Please also refer particularly to Yasmine who contributed that horn with such brass!

Yasmeen

Jasmine scented flower for our great songstress!"

OK Yasmeen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn

I think horn is brass section, not wind. "
I think the general public may see a hint of publisher slapping going on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a wind instrument?

When I fart yesWind instruments have other uses!

A horn

I think horn is brass section, not wind. I think the general public may see a hint of publisher slapping going on here

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I'm only trying to make good music! (tears)

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