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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats with all the cock pics next to their sky remotes........is that so they know where to find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit more classy than next to a can of lager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.

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Ahem that's a matter of opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually it's because they are so accustomed to having one or the other in their hands they think well ...... just take a pic of both together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.

Ahem that's a matter of opinion"

well if your cock is as long as a sky remote means in my case you wont get lost between my boobs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.

Ahem that's a matter of opinion

well if your cock is as long as a sky remote means in my case you wont get lost between my boobs lol "
Well couldn't hold a pencil in mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have to be sky+ or will normal sky remote do lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.

Ahem that's a matter of opinion

well if your cock is as long as a sky remote means in my case you wont get lost between my boobs lol "

To be fair it wouldn't just be my cock lost in there it would be my whole body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.

Ahem that's a matter of opinion

well if your cock is as long as a sky remote means in my case you wont get lost between my boobs lol

To be fair it wouldn't just be my cock lost in there it would be my whole body"

jump on in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they have a zoom function

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.

Ahem that's a matter of opinion"

Yeh that and the doughnuts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.

Ahem that's a matter of opinion

Yeh that and the doughnuts...."

You had to mention donuts!

Now I'm hungry! Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Don't forget the official standard handful for the boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats with all the cock pics next to their sky remotes........is that so they know where to find it. "

OK, so I'll probably get shot for giving away our secret but here goes....

It's to entice the male half within a couple, it's a sign to show the single guy has sky sports and of course the cock is to entice the lady of the same couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its because most of the pics are taken as they are having a 'hand shandy' watching the Adult Channel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats with all the cock pics next to their sky remotes........is that so they know where to find it.

OK, so I'll probably get shot for giving away our secret but here goes....

It's to entice the male half within a couple, it's a sign to show the single guy has sky sports and of course the cock is to entice the lady of the same couple. "

Perhaps its also a secret code for Cuckold Couples?

"I am the Master of the remote - and your wife's vagina"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet we'll never see a Vigin remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Lynx cans!

Beer cans!

We would like to see them against a tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or Lynx cans!

Beer cans!

We would like to see them against a tape measure "

Door handles I'll bear it in mind the next time I've got my camera to hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we should move away from the sky remote as the fab standard unit of penis length, as it seems to invoke an image of a lazy man sat wanking on his sofa! So perhaps we should move to something promoting more of a man of action!! I was thinking possibly an adjustable spanner, obviously the 6" version. Anyone else got any ideas??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or Lynx cans!

Beer cans!

We would like to see them against a tape measure

Door handles I'll bear it in mind the next time I've got my camera to hand "

Lol that was very random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should move away from the sky remote as the fab standard unit of penis length, as it seems to invoke an image of a lazy man sat wanking on his sofa! So perhaps we should move to something promoting more of a man of action!! I was thinking possibly an adjustable spanner, obviously the 6" version. Anyone else got any ideas??"

An action man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should move away from the sky remote as the fab standard unit of penis length, as it seems to invoke an image of a lazy man sat wanking on his sofa! So perhaps we should move to something promoting more of a man of action!! I was thinking possibly an adjustable spanner, obviously the 6" version. Anyone else got any ideas??

An action man "

For the less well endowed, would that be the 'Eagle-Eyes' Action Man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could the sexuality of the penis owner be established by whether or not the popular action figure's eyes are looking toward the penis or away??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could the sexuality of the penis owner be established by whether or not the popular action figure's eyes are looking toward the penis or away??!"

But they didn't make a 'Cross Eyed' Action Man for those of us who are bisexual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats with all the cock pics next to their sky remotes........is that so they know where to find it. "

Don't have Sky...but may get Sky + so I can add a few more inches lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could the sexuality of the penis owner be established by whether or not the popular action figure's eyes are looking toward the penis or away??!

But they didn't make a 'Cross Eyed' Action Man for those of us who are bisexual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should move away from the sky remote as the fab standard unit of penis length, as it seems to invoke an image of a lazy man sat wanking on his sofa! So perhaps we should move to something promoting more of a man of action!! I was thinking possibly an adjustable spanner, obviously the 6" version. Anyone else got any ideas??

An action man

For the less well endowed, would that be the 'Eagle-Eyes' Action Man?"

I'll have to buy an action man tomorrow now, as I have no idea how big they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Oppppsss! I prefer lynx cans lol

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