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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Inspired by Leo's Disco thread ..

I absolutely love my music so much but I am literally the worst Dancer in the entire world ..

Buy my question is , if you are out in a bar or somewhere similar and hear a banging tune are you the first in the dance floor or like me , actively avoid the embarrassment of being a shit dancer ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am I love dancing (not that I’m good) but it’s all fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually the first ! Go early or go home is my thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dance whore. I love dancing. It's heaven

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Usually I'm the last one to jump to the dance floor but 100% sure i will be also the last one to left the dance floor

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I might not be the first one up, but once I start you have to drag me off to go home!

Love dancing and the feeling it gives, and not caring at all who’s watching

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Can’t remember the last night out with dancing tbh! I miss it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love dancing, I'm not a good dancer though. Got rhythm, that's what counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a rubbish dancer, but it doesn't stop me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit dancer so avoid at all costs ! When out in Liverpool many moons ago I was the one in hippodrome who did not dance lol

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I might not be the first one up, but once I start you have to drag me off to go home!

Love dancing and the feeling it gives, and not caring at all who’s watching

You should join me on a dancing night out

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Inspired by Leo's Disco thread ..

I absolutely love my music so much but I am literally the worst Dancer in the entire world ..

Buy my question is , if you are out in a bar or somewhere similar and hear a banging tune are you the first in the dance floor or like me , actively avoid the embarrassment of being a shit dancer ??

I love dancing.. Straight on the dance floor.. Tend to be the last one off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm utterly useless at dancing and avoid the floor unless it is a rare occasion where I have enough alcohol in my blood to not care. The alcohol never seems to improve my ability though.

Her ladyship loves to dance and is really good. She'll happily Dave away with anyone and everyone while I watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got asked if i was a pro by an older relative at a friends wedding.. I am assuming he was referring to dancing, but i was so young + mortified i stamered off the dance floor

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Appreciate all the replies I have read them ...

So is it confidence or the ability to not give a shit what everyone else thinks haha ??

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Appreciate all the replies I have read them ...

So is it confidence or the ability to not give a shit what everyone else thinks haha ??

Normaly is gin

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Appreciate all the replies I have read them ...

So is it confidence or the ability to not give a shit what everyone else thinks haha ??

Normaly is gin

HAHA good answer

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I love dancing couldn’t tell you if I’m good at it or not I don’t really care

my Irish dancing skills now they are epic

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

I've done dancing since i was child! But who cares so long you are having fun? Get on that floor and enjoy yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love dancing couldn’t tell you if I’m good at it or not I don’t really care

my Irish dancing skills now they are epic

Riverdance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t remember the last night out with dancing tbh! I miss it "

I miss it too.

I used to dance in my kitchen when cooking dinner

I worry that maybe I have lost it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I love dancing couldn’t tell you if I’m good at it or not I don’t really care

my Irish dancing skills now they are epic

Riverdance

Not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t dance persay

I can sexy strip dance and grind but that’s about it

So would depend on who’s on the dance floor and if they take my fancy

may just need to do the old bit get close and air grind them and hopefully they come closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love dancing, not sure I'm any good but I'd definitely be a first one up and enjoying myself.

Mrs KC

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I can't dance. Have two left feet & zero rhythm. I usually just sit in the corner, eating cake.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I can't dance. Have two left feet & zero rhythm. I usually just sit in the corner, eating cake. "
Eat cake after a good boogie? Or in my case boogie with some s*** dropping

hahahaha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can't dance. Have two left feet & zero rhythm. I usually just sit in the corner, eating cake. "

I'll join you haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't dance. Have two left feet & zero rhythm. I usually just sit in the corner, eating cake.

I'll join you haha

How about Instead off daceing we skip the drinks and danceing and you just take me to the toilet

I am real classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on whether I have had some Dutch Courage first!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can't dance. Have two left feet & zero rhythm. I usually just sit in the corner, eating cake.

I'll join you haha

How about Instead off daceing we skip the drinks and danceing and you just take me to the toilet

I am real classy

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by Leo's Disco thread ..

I absolutely love my music so much but I am literally the worst Dancer in the entire world ..

Buy my question is , if you are out in a bar or somewhere similar and hear a banging tune are you the first in the dance floor or like me , actively avoid the embarrassment of being a shit dancer ??

I'm the first person to not stand anywhere near you!

Not only can you not spell, you can't dance for shit ha ha ha

You also fall over doing yoga poses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't dance. Have two left feet & zero rhythm. I usually just sit in the corner, eating cake.

I'll join you haha

How about Instead off daceing we skip the drinks and danceing and you just take me to the toilet

I am real classy

Before or after the toilets get cleaned?

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Depends on whether I have had some Dutch Courage first!"
Go for it! Ignore clowns who discourage you. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't dance. Have two left feet & zero rhythm. I usually just sit in the corner, eating cake. "

Can I come to the cake corner too?

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By *inkysubmissive84Woman
over a year ago

Telford

I’m the first one on the dance floor and the last one off. Even some of my verifications mention me dancing hahaha

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By *liviacdTV/TS
over a year ago

Greystones, Galway

Love to feel the eyes of all the men on me as I strut my stuff!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on that floor no fucks given

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Inspired by Leo's Disco thread ..

I absolutely love my music so much but I am literally the worst Dancer in the entire world ..

Buy my question is , if you are out in a bar or somewhere similar and hear a banging tune are you the first in the dance floor or like me , actively avoid the embarrassment of being a shit dancer ??

I'm the first person to not stand anywhere near you!

Not only can you not spell, you can't dance for shit ha ha ha

You also fall over doing yoga poses!

You're picking on me today ain't ya

I wasn't aware you'd seen my dancing yet ??

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I am on that floor no fucks given

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I am on that floor no fucks given

I like that attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't dance. Have two left feet & zero rhythm. I usually just sit in the corner, eating cake.

I'll join you haha

How about Instead off daceing we skip the drinks and danceing and you just take me to the toilet

I am real classy

Haha

alway down for it ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can't dance. Have two left feet & zero rhythm. I usually just sit in the corner, eating cake.

Can I come to the cake corner too?

You may . In the middle of us two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by Leo's Disco thread ..

I absolutely love my music so much but I am literally the worst Dancer in the entire world ..

Buy my question is , if you are out in a bar or somewhere similar and hear a banging tune are you the first in the dance floor or like me , actively avoid the embarrassment of being a shit dancer ??

I'm the first person to not stand anywhere near you!

Not only can you not spell, you can't dance for shit ha ha ha

You also fall over doing yoga poses!

You're picking on me today ain't ya

I wasn't aware you'd seen my dancing yet ??

I see everything, just not dead people ha ha

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I am the first one on the dance floor, it's the only time I am ever a exhibitionist, my clubbing days just take over my brain and off I go, unless it's RnB then I just sit in the corner and sulk

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Inspired by Leo's Disco thread ..

I absolutely love my music so much but I am literally the worst Dancer in the entire world ..

Buy my question is , if you are out in a bar or somewhere similar and hear a banging tune are you the first in the dance floor or like me , actively avoid the embarrassment of being a shit dancer ??

I'm the first person to not stand anywhere near you!

Not only can you not spell, you can't dance for shit ha ha ha

You also fall over doing yoga poses!

You're picking on me today ain't ya

I wasn't aware you'd seen my dancing yet ??

I see everything, just not dead people ha ha "

Oh ffs

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I can't dance. Have two left feet & zero rhythm. I usually just sit in the corner, eating cake.

Can I come to the cake corner too?

You may . In the middle of us two

Now this just got interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I do love a good dance being an ex raver !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I am the first one on the dance floor, it's the only time I am ever a exhibitionist, my clubbing days just take over my brain and off I go, unless it's RnB then I just sit in the corner and sulk

I better demand some good tunes in a few weeks then

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"I am the first one on the dance floor, it's the only time I am ever a exhibitionist, my clubbing days just take over my brain and off I go, unless it's RnB then I just sit in the corner and sulk

I better demand some good tunes in a few weeks then

Most definitely, as long as its got a decent beat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I am the first one on the dance floor, it's the only time I am ever a exhibitionist, my clubbing days just take over my brain and off I go, unless it's RnB then I just sit in the corner and sulk

I better demand some good tunes in a few weeks then

Most definitely, as long as its got a decent beat

You know my music taste is awesome haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs loves dancing can’t wait to get to a sex club .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always the first one on the dance floor. Soon as I get in I get it started. Nothing worse than that school disco vibe of the stand around crew.

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

Always one of the first- as long as I’ve had a drink! Love to dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I move from the waist up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also must point out that I'm a crap dancer but that's part of the fun. Got the party going with the sexy people at the weekend. I think I got the sexy time started too ;-p

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I love to danve and move my body. Always having a little jig about

Used to do ceroc which I loved and modern jive type dancing (beginner level!)

Would love to learn ballroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love dancing, but haven’t done any for way too many years x

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I don't need a dancefloor to dance. Put on some good tunes and I'm dancing wherever I may be

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm normally stood at the bar until I've had a few and then slide onto the dance floor to show off my 'john travolta' moves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't need a dancefloor to dance. Put on some good tunes and I'm dancing wherever I may be

This for me too. Nothing better than some dancing with the worktops in the kitchen or even some car choreography.

I don't think I'm a very good dancer but I still give it my all and even perform.

Life is really too short to worry about what others think when you can be lost in the moment and enjoying yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love going buck ape on the dance floor but it normally takes a few pints to get me going and settle the nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dance when and where I want to. I never care who's watching. Don't even need music. Any rhythm will do. I think it's fun.

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