FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest or funniest compliment

By *r Discreet 75 OP Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

I once got told I have a beautiful looking cock and it's not a bit angry looking ... its the first time in my life any part of my body has been described as beautiful ... but my reply was it should look angry because its about to smash your back doors in .... but anyway what's the strangest compliment you've ever had

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Strangest compliment let me think

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

In here it’s usually about my teeth or my feet

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By *r Discreet 75 OP Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"In here it’s usually about my teeth or my feet

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why when you got lovely tits

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"In here it’s usually about my teeth or my feet

why when you got lovely tits

Maybe because I’m more than a set of tits

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"my reply was it should look angry because its about to smash your back doors in ."

Did they drop their knickers at this sexy chat up line ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my reply was it should look angry because its about to smash your back doors in .

Did they drop their knickers at this sexy chat up line ? "

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By *r Discreet 75 OP Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"In here it’s usually about my teeth or my feet

why when you got lovely tits

Maybe because I’m more than a set of tits

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definitely I've just checked you out you're a little stunner

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By *r Discreet 75 OP Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"my reply was it should look angry because its about to smash your back doors in .

Did they drop their knickers at this sexy chat up line ? "
they were already off

I'm lucky she never got up and walked off

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I got told I had an arse like a ternage boy by a very excited sounding older man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In here it’s usually about my teeth or my feet

Not a feet person but hafe to say those red pumps are to die for lol

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By *r Discreet 75 OP Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"I got told I had an arse like a ternage boy by a very excited sounding older man. "
now that's very odd .... it wasn't the local priest by any chance

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I was told I had a mouth like a tardis! I was assured afterward, by the gentleman in question, that this was infact a compliment.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Best compliment - they told me that i look ok

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was told I look like Penelope Keith

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By *r Discreet 75 OP Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"Best compliment - they told me that i look ok

hope you slapped them ... you want better than that

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Best compliment - they told me that i look ok

hope you slapped them ... you want better than that "

Well i end up meet them

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By *r Discreet 75 OP Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"I was told I look like Penelope Keith"
I had to Google her

we can't really tell you have no head on the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told the other day I could be the main cause of global warming because I’m that hot

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By *r Discreet 75 OP Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"I was told the other day I could be the main cause of global warming because I’m that hot

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

After having sex with one of my exes for the first time he smacked my arse and said "that'll do pig, that'll do".

Still makes me laugh thinking about it

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"you don't sweat much for a fat bloke" (in my heavier days)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once told that someone wanted to fuck me and then slide her credit card down my sexy arse as I was worth paying for. Lots to deconstruct from that.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"After having sex with one of my exes for the first time he smacked my arse and said "that'll do pig, that'll do".

Still makes me laugh thinking about it

A keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After having sex with one of my exes for the first time he smacked my arse and said "that'll do pig, that'll do".

Still makes me laugh thinking about it

Hahahahah tickled me this

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I was told I had a mouth like a tardis! I was assured afterward, by the gentleman in question, that this was infact a compliment.

“Gadzooks! Her Ladyship could even fit my back wheels in!”

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By *r Discreet 75 OP Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"After having sex with one of my exes for the first time he smacked my arse and said "that'll do pig, that'll do".

Still makes me laugh thinking about it

the seen from babe

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By *r Discreet 75 OP Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

""you don't sweat much for a fat bloke" (in my heavier days) "

I'm sure it was meant in a nice way

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"In here it’s usually about my teeth or my feet

why when you got lovely tits

Maybe because I’m more than a set of tits

definitely I've just checked you out you're a little stunner

Thank you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"In here it’s usually about my teeth or my feet

Not a feet person but hafe to say those red pumps are to die for lol "

That’s very kind of you if only I could walk in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a particularly hectic session a fwb once said 'my god, I'd be dragging you in through the door every night!'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In here it’s usually about my teeth or my feet

Not a feet person but hafe to say those red pumps are to die for lol

That’s very kind of you if only I could walk in them

Your welcome anytime and practice makes perfect around the house is a good training ground for heels

One foot in front off the other toe heel lift outside ways

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

You aren’t as big as I thought you would be.

Take that whatever way you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got told I have a beautiful looking cock and it's not a bit angry looking ... its the first time in my life any part of my body has been described as beautiful ... but my reply was it should look angry because its about to smash your back doors in .... but anyway what's the strangest compliment you've ever had"

I’ve had the beautiful cock line, and I kinda get it because I do look at them on here (not like it’s hard to miss them) and think “glad that’s not mine” a lot. Of course, there are a few I’d gladly swap for, for balance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your bloody fast for a big bloke ( running)

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

I once had this loon come up to me in a club and shout. "Yeah you might be beautiful and sexy and everything. But I dont think you're all that". Then he walked off. Never met this guy in my life. I'm really shy so not like I was acting in a certain way. I took it as a compliment.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I once had this loon come up to me in a club and shout. "Yeah you might be beautiful and sexy and everything. But I dont think you're all that". Then he walked off. Never met this guy in my life. I'm really shy so not like I was acting in a certain way. I took it as a compliment. "

Sounds like something I heard a lot of in the Punch and Judy when it was open. Oh how I miss that place

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