FabSwingers.com forum: Quality Street Clowns

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They are saying that supply issues might affect families getting their Quality Street this Christmas. Firstly. I am fed up with these wankers and their product shrinkage. Secondly.. they just want to start panick buying of their product to make more dosh.. wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than street mimes tho

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"They are saying that supply issues might affect families getting their Quality Street this Christmas. Firstly. I am fed up with these wankers and their product shrinkage. Secondly.. they just want to start panick buying of their product to make more dosh.. wankers "

The shop bought own brands are just as good and tend to have more Chocolates, people would be surprised at just how good the cheaper brands taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re really juggling their reputation here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality Street is wank anyway. I always assume people who give them to me don't like me enough to give me Celebrations or Roses

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I like the strawberry ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate still tastes like shite to me so I am out of the mad chocolate buying rush this year. Don't do anything to upset cheese please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Celebrations and heroes have blown them out of the market anyway. I just get one for the nostalgia and to be honest, I like a good finger.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Quality street yummy! Strawberry and Orange ones please.

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By *ptowncoupleCouple
over a year ago

Sutton

Now thats too much! No petrol, I will walk. No turkey, will have chicken, but dont mess with my Christmas chocolates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toffee finger sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've withdrawn that hard toffee one nobody likes.

It's all over the chews.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should make chocolate sharks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I like the strawberry ones

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"They've withdrawn that hard toffee one nobody likes.

It's all over the chews."

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

Just to be clear, I don’t hate ice cream, it’s just massively overrated

Can I have a finger too?

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I like the strawberry ones

Me too. I thought I was the only one!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I’m on a diet, these Christmas supply issues may help me out, I really could do without eating my body weight in after eight mints.

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By *ake and ScribbleCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Good. Nestle are well known as the baby killer company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

Just to be clear, I don’t hate ice cream, it’s just massively overrated

Can I have a finger too? "

Ok, but I'm keeping the Purple Ones, they're the only tolerable ones

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

Just to be clear, I don’t hate ice cream, it’s just massively overrated

Can I have a finger too?

Ok, but I'm keeping the Purple Ones, they're the only tolerable ones

Deal. I do t like caramel

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I like the strawberry ones

Me too. I thought I was the only one! "
Not sure how no one cannot like Strawberry no taste.

haha

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

Hate quality street, so don’t care …..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I bet they've already made their Christmas stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

Just to be clear, I don’t hate ice cream, it’s just massively overrated

Can I have a finger too?

Ok, but I'm keeping the Purple Ones, they're the only tolerable ones

Deal. I do t like caramel

Say Whaaaaaaaat?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

Just to be clear, I don’t hate ice cream, it’s just massively overrated

Can I have a finger too?

Ok, but I'm keeping the Purple Ones, they're the only tolerable ones

Deal. I do t like caramel

Say Whaaaaaaaat?

I’m sorry my tastes distress you so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

Just to be clear, I don’t hate ice cream, it’s just massively overrated

Can I have a finger too?

Ok, but I'm keeping the Purple Ones, they're the only tolerable ones

Deal. I do t like caramel

Say Whaaaaaaaat?

I’m sorry my tastes distress you so much!

I'm not distressed, just... Sorry, I need a moment

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

Just to be clear, I don’t hate ice cream, it’s just massively overrated

Can I have a finger too?

Ok, but I'm keeping the Purple Ones, they're the only tolerable ones

Deal. I do t like caramel

Say Whaaaaaaaat?

I’m sorry my tastes distress you so much!

I'm not distressed, just... Sorry, I need a moment

I like lots of things though! Right now I’m eating olives and drinking green tea. It’s not a great mix

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I like the strawberry ones

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

Just to be clear, I don’t hate ice cream, it’s just massively overrated

Can I have a finger too?

Ok, but I'm keeping the Purple Ones, they're the only tolerable ones

Deal. I do t like caramel

Say Whaaaaaaaat?

I’m sorry my tastes distress you so much!

I'm not distressed, just... Sorry, I need a moment

I like lots of things though! Right now I’m eating olives and drinking green tea. It’s not a great mix

And boom goes the dynamite

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

Just to be clear, I don’t hate ice cream, it’s just massively overrated

Can I have a finger too?

Ok, but I'm keeping the Purple Ones, they're the only tolerable ones

Deal. I do t like caramel

Say Whaaaaaaaat?

I’m sorry my tastes distress you so much!

I'm not distressed, just... Sorry, I need a moment

I like lots of things though! Right now I’m eating olives and drinking green tea. It’s not a great mix

And boom goes the dynamite

I think it you saw what I ate in a day you would be horrified. I might keep a diary for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the strawberry ones

Wow, you managed to pick the worst one in an already bad box

I like quality streets!

they taste like Christmas. Please feel free to save your strawberry ones for me

No worries, I'll bury them in a Christmassy Vienetta for you to get to them MWHAHAHAH

Just to be clear, I don’t hate ice cream, it’s just massively overrated

Can I have a finger too?

Ok, but I'm keeping the Purple Ones, they're the only tolerable ones

Deal. I do t like caramel

Say Whaaaaaaaat?

I’m sorry my tastes distress you so much!

I'm not distressed, just... Sorry, I need a moment

I like lots of things though! Right now I’m eating olives and drinking green tea. It’s not a great mix

And boom goes the dynamite

I think it you saw what I ate in a day you would be horrified. I might keep a diary for you

I feel like I would be both horrified and impressed in equal measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than street mimes tho"

I dunno at least mimes don't through confetti over you or make loads of noise following you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

There's loads in shops already.

I'm going to check the sell by date on them.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

There had better not be a Brussels sprout shortage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There had better not be a Brussels sprout shortage

I agree although Danish tells me we're not having a proper Christmas dinner this year

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"There had better not be a Brussels sprout shortage

I think that would ruin my Christmas

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"They've withdrawn that hard toffee one nobody likes.

It's all over the chews."

You stole my pun-chline

I can't think of anything that fits with fudge finger

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"There had better not be a Brussels sprout shortage

Don’t even joke about it, but remember, Brussel sprouts are not just for Christmas

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There had better not be a Brussels sprout shortage

Don’t even joke about it, but remember, Brussel sprouts are not just for Christmas "

Indeed, they're for the compost bin

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"There's loads in shops already.

I'm going to check the sell by date on them."

Got mine today, bf Sept 22. Now just got to wait another month for Christmas cake / mince pies, if not a bit of baking it will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't. Give. A. Shit.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

There are plenty of alternatives to Quality Street and places to get decent quality chocolate from.

Neuhaus Belgian Chocolate (online)

Alain Ducasse (Kings X in London and online)

Charbonnel et Walker (London / Bond St)

Hotel Chocolat (online and various stores)

There is another called Rococo but I've not got round to trying them yet.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There are plenty of alternatives to Quality Street and places to get decent quality chocolate from.

Neuhaus Belgian Chocolate (online)

Alain Ducasse (Kings X in London and online)

Charbonnel et Walker (London / Bond St)

Hotel Chocolat (online and various stores)

There is another called Rococo but I've not got round to trying them yet."

But can you buy a massive tin from the Co-op for a fiver?

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"But can you buy a massive tin from the Co-op for a fiver? "

You can, but I doubt it would be "chocolate".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality Street is wank anyway. I always assume people who give them to me don't like me enough to give me Celebrations or Roses

I prefer QS to any others !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone want all my strawberry and orange ones, before i dispose of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've been available all year round....

Buy better quality, like Hotel Chocolat.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They stopped being any good when they got rid of coffee creams

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"They stopped being any good when they got rid of coffee creams

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Are they the ones with lots of toffees in? I prefer orange matchmakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep strawberry and orange only good ones

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The media online show stories like this for clickbait ad revenue. Just install a good adblocker.

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"I like the strawberry ones

Oh good call, I love them, wish you could just buy a big tin of those

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Let's all buy Heroes and Celebrations instead

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