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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wanked for a while but I do talk bollocks regularly

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Single pringle

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I thought you only did that when you send me video messages, mid-wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to be wanking to talk bollocks? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's like I'm writing a porn scene haha

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

How fantasist are we talking here?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking out loud or talking in my head

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do we have to be wanking to suck bollocks? Asking for a friend

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"It's like I'm writing a porn scene haha

I could proof read it if you like

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How fantasist are we talking here?

LvM"

Pretty damn bad. I'm surprised the recipients believe me honestly, but they're probably mid wank also

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Do we have to be wanking to talk bollocks? Asking for a friend

Who's the friend?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do we have to be wanking to talk bollocks? Asking for a friend

Who's the friend?

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can talk and wank at the same time, hold on let me try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?

I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

All the time! Sometimes I read the messages back post orgasm like ‘what the fuck are you talking about you frigid cow’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely I do.....toes curl, and it’s like a switch goes off....and I swear uncontrollably and talk some language that I have no idea what it is....a mix of english and slang I guess....not selling myself on here at all am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single pringle

Whoop I got a mention

But I just talk bollocks not exclusively to only when wanking

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Do we have to be wanking to talk bollocks? Asking for a friend

Who's the friend?

You

In that case

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Single pringle

Whoop I got a mention

But I just talk bollocks not exclusively to only when wanking

True but your growing on me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do we have to be wanking to talk bollocks? Asking for a friend

Who's the friend?

You

In that case

Xxx

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Have you cum yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single pringle

Whoop I got a mention

But I just talk bollocks not exclusively to only when wanking

True but your growing on me"

Damn it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?

I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank. "

Haha I usually pick the guys who message me and send me crude filth. If you picture Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "excellent", that's basically my face as I slip my hand into my knickers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Single pringle

Whoop I got a mention

But I just talk bollocks not exclusively to only when wanking

True but your growing on me

Damn it

Like sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like multi tasking ...

I can barely manage the camera, toys and whipped cream ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Single pringle

Whoop I got a mention

But I just talk bollocks not exclusively to only when wanking

True but your growing on me

Damn it

Like sea "

Seatrees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like multi tasking ...

I can barely manage the camera, toys and whipped cream ...

I thought you did really well last time

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"All the time! Sometimes I read the messages back post orgasm like ‘what the fuck are you talking about you frigid cow’

Well that's the illusion broken then

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like multi tasking ...

I can barely manage the camera, toys and whipped cream ...

I thought you did really well last time

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apart from when I mixed them up...

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?

I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank.

Haha I usually pick the guys who message me and send me crude filth. If you picture Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "excellent", that's basically my face as I slip my hand into my knickers

Need Smithers to hold the other hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the time! Sometimes I read the messages back post orgasm like ‘what the fuck are you talking about you frigid cow’

Haha me too

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

If I'm wanking I'm not typing, that's for sure, so if I made the attempt it would end up as total gibberish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?

I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank.

Haha I usually pick the guys who message me and send me crude filth. If you picture Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "excellent", that's basically my face as I slip my hand into my knickers

Ha ha. On a serious note I'm wanting is a two handed affair. I can't text and frig worth a damn.

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By *ristobaltMan
over a year ago

penryn

"It's like I'm writing a porn scene haha

Better if u were lay back relaxed getting grade a oral see what bollox gets typed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?

I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank.

Haha I usually pick the guys who message me and send me crude filth. If you picture Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "excellent", that's basically my face as I slip my hand into my knickers

Patiently waiting for my message

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?

I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank.

Haha I usually pick the guys who message me and send me crude filth. If you picture Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "excellent", that's basically my face as I slip my hand into my knickers

Ha ha. On a serious note I'm wanting is a two handed affair. I can't text and frig worth a damn. "

Maybe someone could give you a hand?

With the wanking, not the typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can definitely text and wank, but when I'm ready to get close and cum I usually switch to porn and sadly the poor chap will get unexplained radio silence for 5 minutes (or permanently, depending on how horrified I am by what I was writing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Yep you’re the only one ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Yep you’re the only one ! Lol

Yikes. Well. Now I'm embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just you

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

I'm too busy finding that perfect image to explode over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just you "

Glad you're back Wonky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Nope. Not just you. I was looking at a new friends videos while receiving "assistance" earlier and I had to delete a few messages.

Don't fab and nut people ... it's dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Nope. Not just you. I was looking at a new friends videos while receiving "assistance" earlier and I had to delete a few messages.

Don't fab and nut people ... it's dangerous "

Clarification: we were both watching the videos but only my mouth was doing any talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Yep you’re the only one ! Lol

Yikes. Well. Now I'm embarrassed

I’m only joking lol I’m on meds so masturbation or wanking or pulling the plonker or as they say in Scotland tossing the caber is out you do as you feel you scream from top of you’re voice playing with the sugar puff !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be arsed with messaging as I wank. I want to enjoy feeling myself and make myself cum, not refresh the screen in hope of a quick response

I tease myself through porn.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Yep you’re the only one ! Lol

Yikes. Well. Now I'm embarrassed

Hahaha! But seriously, sorry to hear you can't wank at the moment!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We often voice message each other or send pics and videos too.

The worst thing is when one cums before the other…the sex talk sounds awful then

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable."

No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable."

Lies, you're filf... probably

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.

No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps"

Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.

No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps

Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.

Haha no, although I do sometimes post cheeky threads. Like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.

Lies, you're filf... probably

LvM"

I'm a very good woman, so perfectly good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.

No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps

Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.

Haha no, although I do sometimes post cheeky threads. Like this one

I honestly can imagine someone is wanking to this thread though!

I guarantee it.

I just know it.

Maybe not now, but perhaps earlier or sometime later. I bet my toes on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.

No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps

Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.

Haha no, although I do sometimes post cheeky threads. Like this one

I honestly can imagine someone is wanking to this thread though!

I guarantee it.

I just know it.

Maybe not now, but perhaps earlier or sometime later. I bet my toes on it.

It's you isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?

Or am I the only one?

Yep you’re the only one ! Lol

Yikes. Well. Now I'm embarrassed

Hahaha! But seriously, sorry to hear you can't wank at the moment!

It is what it is been three years since wish all the lady’s and gents the best luck in the world x

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

I can't multi task

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't multi task

No 69s for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.

No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps

Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.

Haha no, although I do sometimes post cheeky threads. Like this one

I honestly can imagine someone is wanking to this thread though!

I guarantee it.

I just know it.

Maybe not now, but perhaps earlier or sometime later. I bet my toes on it.

It's you isn't it

Yes I just finished. I'd rate that wank a 10 out of 10.

Thank you Kitty.

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

"I can't multi task

No 69s for you then

I'm shit at bingo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.

No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps

Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.

Haha no, although I do sometimes post cheeky threads. Like this one

I honestly can imagine someone is wanking to this thread though!

I guarantee it.

I just know it.

Maybe not now, but perhaps earlier or sometime later. I bet my toes on it.

It's you isn't it

Yes I just finished. I'd rate that wank a 10 out of 10.

Thank you Kitty.

You're very welcome

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Some may think we talk shite, but everything we say we will do to someone is something we have done to someone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some may think we talk shite, but everything we say we will do to someone is something we have done to someone.

You're good people then. I talk crap. I do however pre-warn people about it in my bio. So I'm pretty sure it's ok

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over a year ago

"It's just you

Glad you're back Wonky

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.

Lies, you're filf... probably

LvM

I'm a very good woman, so perfectly good.

You're very good... on paper

LvM

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