FabSwingers.com forum: If ladies had to chat up blokes

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Come on ladies… what’s your best line? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Wanna suck on my clit?”

Or the good old

“Hi, how are you today?”

We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?

I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m honestly rubbish at this!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

My female friends would literally just exist near guys they fancy and be like “why isn’t this working!”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Wanna suck on my clit?”

Or the good old

“Hi, how are you today?”

We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?

I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx"

Yes

Im fine thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That shirt looks like boyfriend material

it’s as good as it gets

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I don't need generic lines

I am all about the compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just conversation works both ways in my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When's the last time you had sex?"

If it's more than 6 months I know they're a dead cert.

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

""When's the last time you had sex?"

If it's more than 6 months I know they're a dead cert."

6 days, surely???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Wanna suck on my clit?”

Or the good old

“Hi, how are you today?”

We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?

I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx

Yes

Im fine thanks

Then we bring out the good old….

“How you finding it on here?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hey, you look like a total snack”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Wanna suck on my clit?”

Or the good old

“Hi, how are you today?”

We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?

I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx

Yes

Im fine thanks

Then we bring out the good old….

“How you finding it on here?”

That was going to be my opening line when I sent a friend request before talking to you

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Nice arms. What time do they open so I can come in?

Mills & Boon esque!

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

I found my man in a coffee shop. I just asked if I could sit at his table, started some general conversation and the rest is history

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

When out and about I find that pointing to someone I like, giving them a sultry look, then beckoning them toward me with that pointy finger can be effective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, it's a funny thing. I wouldn't wap my vulva or tits out. I'd say hi, ask how they were and if they were having a nice day. Whether they wanted to chat or not, if they said no I wouldn't harass them and would respect their answer

I may be undressing them with my eyes but do they need to know that? Absolutely not.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Nice package, fancy cramming it into a small box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely rubbish ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Wanna suck on my clit?”

Or the good old

“Hi, how are you today?”

We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?

I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx

Yes

Im fine thanks

Then we bring out the good old….

“How you finding it on here?”

That was going to be my opening line when I sent a friend request before talking to you

Lol you’ll have to think of something original now

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"Nice package, fancy cramming it into a small box?

Oh that’s good, I’m making a note of that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always found a little wiggle of my curves seemed to work better than any chat up lines but maybe I'm just old fashioned!!

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"“Wanna suck on my clit?”

Or the good old

“Hi, how are you today?”

We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?

I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx"

You had me at "suck"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I did the "eyes" on someone in the street and didn't break the stare when he caught it I hadn't planned for it would be a hoer. So when he said "what you saying?" I just replied with "do you want some head" *face palm*

Apparently he did so it ended well ;-p

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Nice package, fancy cramming it into a small box?

Oh that’s good, I’m making a note of that one!"

Only relevant for delivery drivers surely

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd never get anywhere at all

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'd be eternally single and celibate... I have no chat whatsoever

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I usually just chat and see if they are receptive, or I could just say I’m a slutty wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to Slytherin my chamber of secrets?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Nice package, fancy cramming it into a small box?

Oh that’s good, I’m making a note of that one!

Only relevant for delivery drivers surely

Particularly appropriate for them, but really works on anyone with a nice package.

To my relief (and I'm sure the relief of 99% of blokes I've chatted to!) I've never had to use a cheesy line. A bit of general conversation and an air of sexual availability has always stood me in good stead

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

I’m not sure women ever need a chat up line… a look is normally enough xxx if she’s licking them end of a cucumber I’d say she’s keen

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

You ladies make me laugh - dead cert into my boxers xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies have often made the first approach to me, far more than I have to them. There has usually been either an exchange of glances in a social situation first or a shared conversation, or a more direct approach in say a pub or a nightclub. I quite like that, a woman who is confident and knows her own mind. It's not unusual for lady work colleagues to make sexual advances. I think that's why I prefer face to face scenarios and have got a little jaded with fab.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I’m not sure women ever need a chat up line… a look is normally enough xxx if she’s licking them end of a cucumber I’d say she’s keen "

Maintaining eye contact while fitting her full fist into her mouth is usually something of a hint too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Wanna suck on my clit?”

Or the good old

“Hi, how are you today?”

We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?

I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx

You had me at "suck"!!

There’s a lot of body can be sucked xxx

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"I’m not sure women ever need a chat up line… a look is normally enough xxx if she’s licking them end of a cucumber I’d say she’s keen

Maintaining eye contact while fitting her full fist into her mouth is usually something of a hint too."

That’s too subtle

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Your legs would look good wrapped round mine.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Surprised no one has used - excuse me would you like to go halves on a blowjob?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My legs make good earmuffs in the winter

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"My legs make good earmuffs in the winter

Or any time as it happens xx

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Surprised no one has used - excuse me would you like to go halves on a blowjob?

...why? ...who's sharing the other half of it??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wuu2?

Meet now?

How’s u?

All gems I’ve learnt from here

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I’m not sure women ever need a chat up line… a look is normally enough xxx if she’s licking them end of a cucumber I’d say she’s keen

Maintaining eye contact while fitting her full fist into her mouth is usually something of a hint too.

That’s too subtle

That's always my problem, an excess of subtlety. Sigh.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Surprised no one has used - excuse me would you like to go halves on a blowjob?

...why? ...who's sharing the other half of it??!!

you do the half of opening your mouth… and i do my bit of dropping my f &f designer undercrackers xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your legs would look good wrapped round mine."

That was you?..

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"“Wanna suck on my clit?”

Or the good old

“Hi, how are you today?”

We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?

I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx

You had me at "suck"!!

There’s a lot of body can be sucked xxx"

That is true! And every inch a pleasure I am sure.

But sadly not for me ...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Fancy a fuck?

Surely that's got to be the easiest?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I don't want to chat up men thank you

now, ladies, how do you fancy letting me loose on your beautiful sensitive parts usually breaks the ice for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just smile and say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""When's the last time you had sex?"

If it's more than 6 months I know they're a dead cert.

6 days, surely???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wuu2?

Meet now?

How’s u?

All gems I’ve learnt from here

These work every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s in a bar

Take me to the toilet have your way with me works ever time

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I just smile and say hi

Wouldn’t take that much effort from you!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I love the wit of you lot - always make me smile !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The classic "Hi"

Borrowed from the menz

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

I don't have a line, I just chat away generally with a little flirting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a message on here... I'd be just as stuck as most of the guys on here. Though I'd use humour and something from their profile.

In person I just chat and flirt.

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