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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going? "Mines OK so far  my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me  | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going? "Better than yours! | |||
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Its been a argy bargy day with the neighbours venting at each other, while I watch Bruce's Price Is Right  | |||
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"I feel for you sounds delicious too "I was tempted to run them under the tap 
I finally gave them a send off to the great bag in the bin | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going?
Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me "Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going?
Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me
Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them "You are the boss not the cats lol | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going?
Better than yours!"
Well i would imagine most of your sundays would be better than mine full stop
I always think of stretching racks when i see your name lol | |||
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Its been a argy bargy day with the neighbours venting at each other, while I watch Bruce's Price Is Right "Oh gosh.. So many things wrong in that sentence | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon." Must be looking a bit shrivelled by now  | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going?
Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me
Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them
You are the boss not the cats lol"If i disturb them now, I'll suffer for the next month with late night marauding... I had to get up at 6 to feed them 'cos they were starving | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon." Omg poshy the water must be cold by now
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going?
Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me
Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them
You are the boss not the cats lol
If i disturb them now, I'll suffer for the next month with late night marauding... I had to get up at 6 to feed them 'cos they were starving "Buggers aren't they mine actually gently pulled my eyelid open with his claw to wake me up wtf | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going? "I'm sorry to hear that. I'm floating in a pool just after having 2 pints and it's glorious | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. Omg poshy the water must be cold by now
Aren't your fingers all crinkly?? "My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged. | |||
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"I've just made a lovely skinny latte.. and it tastes like crap... bloody corona! "Ugh.. I've managed to avoid it so far.. Must be strange when the taste doesn't connect with the brains memory?? If you cant taste i guess you don't have much of an appetite , but are still hungry?? Oooo crumpets might be ideal
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going? "Just pick the cat hairs off them and apply the fifteen second rule  | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going?
Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me
Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them
You are the boss not the cats lol
If i disturb them now, I'll suffer for the next month with late night marauding... I had to get up at 6 to feed them 'cos they were starving
Buggers aren't they mine actually gently pulled my eyelid open with his claw to wake me up wtf "Yup... Like being slapped round the face with a fish hook haha... One of mine drools and then sneezes in my face .... Just.. No words... | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going? I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm floating in a pool just after having 2 pints and it's glorious " way to rub it in!! Haha glad you got there ok... Man I'd like to be lolling around somewhere warm with a beer... Maybe I'll turn the light on the electric fire.. Bask in the glow  | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. Omg poshy the water must be cold by now
Aren't your fingers all crinkly??
My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged."The buoyancy of the boobies is there just to keep you from drowning x | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. Omg poshy the water must be cold by now
Aren't your fingers all crinkly??
My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged."
What an image... Maybe you should send it to me | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. Omg poshy the water must be cold by now
Aren't your fingers all crinkly??
My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged.
What an image... Maybe you should send it to me "Gimme one sec....  | |||
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"I left the ring on the cooker and threw a tee towel on it not realising. It made the smoke alarm go off mid wank and I burnt my tee towel. Very chaotic in Jamie towers today. " Omg that could have been catastrophic! Thank goodness for your smoke alarm
I mean I've heard of people having orgasms that burn down the house but err.. | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going?
Just pick the cat hairs off them and apply the fifteen second rule "I did contemplate it
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. Omg poshy the water must be cold by now
Aren't your fingers all crinkly??
My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged.
The buoyancy of the boobies is there just to keep you from drowning x"Like air bags | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon." See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. Omg poshy the water must be cold by now
Aren't your fingers all crinkly??
My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged.
What an image... Maybe you should send it to me
Gimme one sec.... "Oh my... I cam confirm the poor boobies look very cold | |||
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"I left the ring on the cooker and threw a tee towel on it not realising. It made the smoke alarm go off mid wank and I burnt my tee towel. Very chaotic in Jamie towers today. Omg that could have been catastrophic! Thank goodness for your smoke alarm
I mean I've heard of people having orgasms that burn down the house but err.. "Orgasm! Chance would be a fine thing! I was at that really crucial make or break point. I jumped so hard I pulled a muscle and I still have chest pains. I’m convinced I had a heart attack. I feel so hard done by
It was the tiniest bit of smoke, it could have waited until after I was finished. We were way off actual threat to life with the fire! | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! " in a bath... | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! in a bath... "Er, yes 
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! in a bath...
Er, yes
It is a very nice bath "I can beat that, got in the bath around 9, woke up shivering my tits off around 4:30 | |||
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"Not very well, and now I have two matching heel blisters too "New shoes? | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! " I've done 8..... then a hour gap and another 6.... | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going?
Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me
Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them
You are the boss not the cats lol
If i disturb them now, I'll suffer for the next month with late night marauding... I had to get up at 6 to feed them 'cos they were starving
Buggers aren't they mine actually gently pulled my eyelid open with his claw to wake me up wtf "Ha ha ha can totally relate, I get 1 claw in the eye when one of them wants a cuddle in the morning. | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! in a bath...
Er, yes
It is a very nice bath "What do you do for 6.5 hours | |||
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"Not very well, and now I have two matching heel blisters too "Oh no.. New shoes? | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! in a bath...
Er, yes
It is a very nice bath
What do you do for 6.5 hours "Watched a couple of films. Chatted on here. Took pictures of my boobs. Played with my nipples. Usual stuff | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! I've done 8..... then a hour gap and another 6.... "Lol. You win. | |||
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"I've got my period, so everyone and everything is just annoying me." Try not to kill anyone before you've dug the hole | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going? "Sounds like the crumpet was mooning you | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! in a bath...
Er, yes
It is a very nice bath
I can beat that, got in the bath around 9, woke up shivering my tits off around 4:30 "Falling asleep doesn’t really count. | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! in a bath...
Er, yes
It is a very nice bath
What do you do for 6.5 hours
Watched a couple of films. Chatted on here. Took pictures of my boobs. Played with my nipples. Usual stuff "Blimey, i am clearly doing it wrong | |||
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"I've got my period, so everyone and everything is just annoying me. Try not to kill anyone before you've dug the hole " | |||
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"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down
How is your Sunday going?
Sounds like the crumpet was mooning you "
I'm just glad i hadn't slathered it with biscoff | |||
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"Not very well, and now I have two matching heel blisters too
Oh no.. New shoes? "No, don’t know why. | |||
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damn that’s no good…
I’ve just cut the hedge and grass tidying the garden | |||
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"Not very well, and now I have two matching heel blisters too
Oh no.. New shoes?
No, don’t know why. "Oh gosh, how strange
Wait.. Carpet burns?? | |||
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"Ohh fxck damn that’s no good…
I’ve just cut the hedge and grass tidying the garden "I've dug the garden in my head
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"I'm upright. It's a start. (Trying to knock this infection on the head)" C'mon swing .. Kick its ass!! | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! I've done 8..... then a hour gap and another 6....
Lol. You win. "I finally bloody won something!! It's been nearly 43 years! Fanks Rach  | |||
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"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon. See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! I've done 8..... then a hour gap and another 6....
Lol. You win.
I finally bloody won something!! It's been nearly 43 years! Fanks Rach "I’m nearly 52. Starting to lose things now | |||
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"I'm upright. It's a start. (Trying to knock this infection on the head) C'mon swing .. Kick its ass!! " On it. Mostly by still being in my pyjamas
I did a protein treatment on my hair. That counts as being productive, right? | |||
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"I'm upright. It's a start. (Trying to knock this infection on the head) C'mon swing .. Kick its ass!! On it. Mostly by still being in my pyjamas
I did a protein treatment on my hair. That counts as being productive, right? "Well it's more than I've done
#WinningAtLife!! | |||
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