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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear toaster, you have one job, one fucking job. For the love of God, why can’t you do it

From anaemic to burnt in a nano second .

Anyone else feel the same?

* may have burnt a piece during the making if this thread, but I shall take the blame for that one

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ha ha that happened to me yesterday!! A crust too it was sacrificed to the bin

I use mine for Garlic Bread too yep you can ….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha that happened to me yesterday!! A crust too it was sacrificed to the bin

I use mine for Garlic Bread too yep you can …. "

I just burnt three in a row

Doesn’t the butter leak into the toaster?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's time for a new toaster.

Or just find a love of barely hot, soft toast?

I so rarely have bread available dammit. I need to bake some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's time for a new toaster.

Or just find a love of barely hot, soft toast?

I so rarely have bread available dammit. I need to bake some."

It is a new toaster

Burny shiny little bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear toaster, you have one job, one fucking job. For the love of God, why can’t you do it

From anaemic to burnt in a nano second .

Anyone else feel the same?

* may have burnt a piece during the making if this thread, but I shall take the blame for that one "

I’m weird one only part cook toast ! Leave it hot for peanut butter

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I cooked some frozen potato waffles in my toaster last night. Came out a treat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear toaster, you have one job, one fucking job. For the love of God, why can’t you do it

From anaemic to burnt in a nano second .

Anyone else feel the same?

* may have burnt a piece during the making if this thread, but I shall take the blame for that one

I’m weird one only part cook toast ! Leave it hot for peanut butter "

Presumably it’s similar to Nutella? Goes a bit melty?

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo


"Dear toaster, you have one job, one fucking job. For the love of God, why can’t you do it

From anaemic to burnt in a nano second .

Anyone else feel the same?

* may have burnt a piece during the making if this thread, but I shall take the blame for that one "

Buy a new toaster Hippy...or at least start treating your toaster with respect and it might toast perfectly

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's time for a new toaster.

Or just find a love of barely hot, soft toast?

I so rarely have bread available dammit. I need to bake some.

It is a new toaster

Burny shiny little bastard "

The twat.

Give it an evil look from me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cooked some frozen potato waffles in my toaster last night. Came out a treat!"

Tried this, got rsi from popping them up and down so many times. Went back to grill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear toaster, you have one job, one fucking job. For the love of God, why can’t you do it

From anaemic to burnt in a nano second .

Anyone else feel the same?

* may have burnt a piece during the making if this thread, but I shall take the blame for that one

Buy a new toaster Hippy...or at least start treating your toaster with respect and it might toast perfectly "

It is new, and it needs to earn some respect- dammit

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"I cooked some frozen potato waffles in my toaster last night. Came out a treat!

Tried this, got rsi from popping them up and down so many times. Went back to grill "

I used the defrost setting, followed by one normal toasting. I poached my eggs in a pan, though

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have never in my life found a toaster that consistently and evenly browns the bread. I always find myself turning and flipping the bread halfway through

If anyone has a decent one, please let me know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never in my life found a toaster that consistently and evenly browns the bread. I always find myself turning and flipping the bread halfway through

If anyone has a decent one, please let me know "

Me too. Bloody things!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Toast

https://youtu.be/WJmKStqugMc

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