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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... and it made me laugh! Hope some of it will put a smile on your face.

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The STUDENT WHO WROTE THIS EXAM OBTAINED 0%

I would have given him 100%

His answers are pretty astute

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Remember - Keep Smiling

It makes people wonder

what you're up to!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

pmsl!!

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By *iandsylviaCouple
over a year ago

Ely

Oh 100% without a doubt

lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

100% from me as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL, cocky shit, but very very funny. 100% score from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the answers wrong then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol - funny as - I especially liked his first 2 answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good

any idea of the kids age?

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

100% from us too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son has that on his ipad for inspiration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should of passed because all the answers are correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish i'd tried that with my exams! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is now my latest Facebook status

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